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PLS CYNTHIA NEEDS UR ADVICE
She has been living with Stephen a bachelor working in a food processing company for 3 years now in his 2-bedroom flat apartment. Stephen took her with him when Cynthia came to serve in the accounting department of the company where he works. He never had sexual act with her or made any indecent moves since they have been cohabiting.
Cynthia remained in Stephen's house after her service despite being given an employment in a bank in the city with the help of Fred, a car dealer who is also Stephen's close friend.
Both men never proposed or asked Cynthia out since all this while but puzzle hit the test of this young cute lady recently. She was attending to customers in the banking hall when Dayo her course mate in school came to deposit 20 million naira, money received from a contract he just won.
Dayo used to present double bill to his parents in order to help Cynthia of single parent whose mother (a peasant farmer) could not afford her school fees.
He proposed to marry her that same day they met again since their graduation.
On the same day, Fred came to take Cynthia out for lunch where he also proposed to her.
Dear readers, it will interest u to know that when Cynthia got home that fateful day, Stephen brought out an engagement ring for her as he softly said "please marry me, I'm fully in love with u."
At these crossroads, who should Cynthia marry because she asked the three men to give her a few days to reply their proposals respectively?

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Dear Lassa fever,
First of all, yur fada!
Now, when Bird flu came,
we were told to forsake chicken, we reluctantly obeyed.
When your Sister Ebola came, we were told to forsake Bush meat & Suya, we obeyed. And now you. you just came & without the fear of God in you, you said we should forsake garri Garri ke? Thunder fire you!!!!
Do you know how helpful Garri is to Nigerians especially Nigerian students? Honestly, if Nigerian students gather together and swear for u eeh!!! , your tenure no go last reach another 1 week. Nonsense!

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From my inbox....
I have been married for four years with two lovely kids.
I am 30 while my husband is 38.

Two years ago, he lost his job and i have been the one catering for the family.
I have tried persuading him to start up a business while waiting for a new job.

Just like every other humans my husband has his weakness...." Women"
Many a times he had been spotted in town with a particular lady, because i wanted to protect my marriage, i kept praying for God to touch him!

A times he leaves the car I bought for him last year with his side chick only to come home and claim it is at the mechanics.
People do report seeing the lady with the car.
The last straw that broke the camel's back was the embezzlement of 400 thousand naira which i gave him last week for the settlement of our annual house rent.
I broke down when i discovered the receipt of items he bought with the money for his side chick.
Now he lied to me that he does not know how the money got missing, without knowing that i have seen and photocopied the receipt.
My heart is bleeding right now.
Please what do you advised i do?

Did You Know…that drinking water in the morning immediately upon waking upcan have amazing therapeutic effects for a multitude of health conditions—ranging from pain to asthma to cancer?
This remarkable water therapy originates from ancient Ayurvedic medicine. In Sanskrit, the name for the practice isUsha Paana Chikitsa, which roughly translates to “early morning water treatment.”

Can Water Wash Away Disease?
It has long been known that drinking water first thing in the morning on an empty stomach purifies the body’s internal system. An especially important result of this treatment is that it cleanses the colon, which makes the body much more able to absorb nutrients from food.

This is achieved through the production of new blood, orhaematopaises. This fresh blood has animmense restorative effectin the body and can even cure existing ailments.

An Unlikely Prison Discovery—Water as Potent Medicine
Dr. Fereydoon Batmang helidj discovered the healing powers of water and the link between dehydration and chronic illness 17 years ago. He was then serving a jail sentence as a political prisoner in Iran.

During his imprisonment, Dr. Batmanghelidj used the only medicine available to him—which was water—to successfully treat 3,000 fellow prisoners who were suffering from stress-induced peptic ulcers.

After his release from prison, Dr. Batmang helidj—who trained in medicine at St. Mary’s Hospital Medical School of London—turned his full-time attention to the study of dehydration and its negative health effects. His subsequent discoveries have restored health for hundreds of thousands of individuals who were suffering from unidentified dehydration-related diseases.

In addition to presenting at international and world conferences, Dr. Batmang helidj has published his findings in a number of scientific journals. He has compiled his research for the general public in two books,Your Body’s Many Cries for Water, and How to Deal with Back Pain and Rheumatoid Joint Pain.

He has even produced a video on back pain and audiotapes of his lectures—all of which have been peer and media reviewed and acclaimed both nationally and internationally.
Dehydration’s Many Disguises
According to Batmanghelidj, the body’s biological thirst signals can be mistaken for signs and symptoms of other illnesses. If we treat the root cause of these—dehydration—we can avoid costly and unnecessary medical interventions and enjoy long-term wellbeing.

“Humans seem to lose their thirst sensation and the critical perception of needing water,” wrote Batmanghelidj in one of his two books on chronic dehydration and water therapy. “Not recognizing their need for water,” he continued, “they gradually become increasingly and chronically dehydrated with the progress of age.”
Further confusion results when the body produces complicated secondary symptoms of dehydration. Many doctors misinterpret those secondary symptoms as unrelated diseases.

These conditions include, but are not limited to:

o Dyspepsia

o Rheumatoid arthritis

o Angina

o Migraine and headaches

o Colitis

o Constipation

o Hypertension

o Anemia

o Obesity

o Sinusitis

o Pulmonary tuberculosis

o Asthma

o Kidney stones

o Diabetes

o Irregular menstruation

o Leukemia

o Uterine cancer

o Breast cancer

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A police officer, who is also a new mother, saved a newborn baby from starvation, while waiting for paramedics to arrive.
Please, scroll down for photos below!

When Luisa Fernanda Urrea, a police officer in La Marina, Colombia, was called to a remote forest area she didn’t expect she would save somebody’s life that day.

Doctors believe new mother Luisa Fernanda Urrea saved the baby’s life by feeding her while she waiting for medical help

But this is exactly what she did after arriving at the scene and finding an abandoned newborn baby with part of her umbilical cord still attached. Following her maternal instinct the young woman unhesitatingly breastfed the hungry girl while awaiting paramedics.
Later she was praised by doctors for making a crucial decision, as the hours-old baby might have died if not for Urrea’s quick-wittedness. Commenting on the incident the heroine police officer said:
The heroic police officer later told media she was a new mother herself and recognised the child was desperately hungry

“I’m a new mother and I have milk and I recognised the needs that this poor little creature had. I think any woman would have given her nourishment in the same circumstances.”

The baby is now recovering at the Colombian Institute of Family Welfare, which is searching for an adoptive home. The girl’s mother could be charged with an attempted murder if police locate her.

Source http://ritachi.mywapblog.com/policewoman-breastfeeds-abandoned-girl-t.xhtml

41-year-old Simon Watson has been the into sperm donation business for 16 years, and has fathered 800 children.
He however said he wont rest until they are 1000. With a donation once a week, the unlicensed sperm donor has been in the profession for 16 good years.

‘The number of women using donated sperm to get pregnant is rising, but many find the cost of treatment at private clinics prohibitive. This has led some women to use unlicensed donors – but are they putting their health at risk?

During a BBC interview, he said:“Usually one [baby] a week pops out. I reckon I’ve got about 800 so far, so within four years I’d like to crack 1,000. I’ve got kids all the way from Spain to Taiwan, so many countries. I’d like to get the world record ever, make sure no-one’s going to break it, get as many as possible.”

According to research, very few women are eligible for artificial insemination on the National Health Scheme (NHS) as the criteria are very strict. Private licensed clinics cost between £500 and £1,000 for each cycle of treatment. Men are allowed to father no more than 10 children. Watson charges £50 for his services – the“magic potion pot”– and most of his clients find him on Facebook.

When they contact him on Facebook, most of the clients ask him if he has any hereditary diseases. After which they meet with him and either book a room in the hotel or use the public toilets.

Watson’s son manages his Facebook account for him.

Source: http://ritachi.mywapblog.com/photos-meet-41-yr-old-man-who-has-800-ch.xhtml

Everyone knows Pui, the heroic dog, in his rural Thailand town, because he saved the life of a premature baby!
It was an usual hot day. Pui was rummaging through some garbage, and he came across something a little out of the ordinary. The dog picked this strange plastic bag, and brought it to his owner. The man’s 12-year-old daughter took a glimpse inside the bag. And… came face-to-face with a very premature baby girl.

Immediately they brought the weak baby to a hospital, where she was hooked up to an incubator.

Pui became a hero in his town. Red Cross officials awarded him a leather collar and a medal as a token of appreciation for his noble act.

What about the rescued baby? Multiple families offered to adopt little girl. Also officials are looking for the mother and whoever is responsible for the attempted murder.

It’s amazing that Pui knew there was a tiny person in trouble. He proved that dogs are the most loyal man’s friends.

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