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Pastors??

Smh.....

What is this? I feel for this baby

Hemcy:
Check the link in my signature and sign up

Ok, thanks

Hemcy:
Check the link in my signature and sign up

Ok, thanks

handsomeyitayo:
yeeepahhhhhhhhhhhh see wetin i dey find..choi mama mama oooo mam mia...make this babe dissappear come meet me nah... if i set my dickolo inside that fat ass ...i will pound that hell out of the house...fkpa fkpa fkpa FUPUHHH PKAT PKATI PKATI....IT WILL GOOD FOR SLAPPING ...

Close your eyes let us pray............ every spirit of ....... die by fire, die by fire........

TGoddess:
Lefulefu do you agree?

You did a great job by inviting the '"ukwu master'"

TGoddess:
Lefulefu do you agree?

You did a great job by inviting the '"ukwu master'"

Hemcy:
1 bitcoin= 1.3 million naira So when you earn satochi till it reach 1 bitcon you will now sell it.

How do one earn it?

Naff24:
Showing you his cleavage

Mehn!!! I am telling you.

Lolz.....

Oh my God!!!! What is this man wearing?

Yazmin:
Kudos...you are also in the spirit!
....I owe you one large Guinness with medium sized croacker!

Lolz......... Lwkmd......... Good morning

Hemcy:
Check my signature and make change to your life within 10days.
Thank me later.

How does d free bitcoin stuff work?

hardbody:
Body never catch you before?

Hardbody, oya!!!!!comman explain dis ur kweshun

mfm04622:
I live in Kaduna and I passed the accident scene later. I suspected that people would have lost their lives in the accident.

First, I can't translate the Hausa. Am not sure the accident was caused by the driver running from the FRSC. FRSC are usually around that bridge to control traffic. Strangers do hit the height barrier over that bridge, but usually in the night. What I know is that the vehicle hit the barrier, the barrier fell on another vehicle. The victims must be have been in the car hit by the barrier

Where in Kaduna do u stay?

Yazmin:
Lafiya lau.....Mun Gode ma Allah.
Though not a Hausa person, actually a Japanese national.
Cin tun hua...?

Wow!!! cin kun ree

Yazmin:
Today being the 18/09/2017,at about 1.05pm, a ghastly accident happened on the Kawo bridge close located at the entrance of Kaduna city. Three people lost their lives on the spot.
It all happened when a long vehicle (maybe traiker like) tried to evade the checkpoint set up by the men of the FRSC, beside the said bridge.
Upon sighting the officials, the driver, diverted &climed the bridge, forgetting that it had a height breaker usually mounted to ensure heavy duty&high cars do not ply it.
As it acsecended, it hit the iron height breaker, which then broke off&fell upon a vehicle conveying passengers to Rigacukum,a town on the outskirts of Kaduna city. The driver, an old man, including his two female passengers seated at the front seat of the vehicle were hit to death. May God accept their souls with in His Beneficence.

Great job....... I done crack my own brain too to translate. Ya harkoki?

TRANSLATION....................

Today, Monday.... 18/9/2017.... At about 1:05pm, an ugly incident happened at Kawo bridge that leads to Kaduna state where three people lost their lives at the spot. The incident happened when the driver was trying to evade the FRSC officials who mounted blockage by the bridge. When the driver saw them, he forgot that his vehicle couldn't go through; so, in the process he hit the metal that obstructs big vehicles from passing through the bridge. Immediately, the metal fell on a vehicle conveying passengers to Riga chikun.The driver and the passengers all died. God rest their souls................................

@ myproperty how was ur trip? Hope u had successful burial?

Zeze06:
Are you checking on me? If I tell you...

Lolz........ maybe

Zeze06:
Practicing number 1 in Kaduna is a one way ticket to hell...

Which part of Kaduna do u base?

Narldon:



Ladies and Gentlemen


Permit Me to Show You the Wonderful Road that the Women from IHIAGWA Passed through to "Celebrate" ROCHAS

Pathetic

MOST CUTEST?

Explorers:
9. Three guests check into a hotel room.

The clerk says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10.

Later the clerk realizes the bill should only be $25.

To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 to return to the guests.

On the way to the room, the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money equally.

As the guests didn't know the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 and keep$2 for himself.

Each guest got $1 back: so now each guest only paid$9; bringing the total paid to $27.

The bellhop has $2.

And $27 + $2= $29 so, if the guests originally handed over $30,

what happened to the remaining $1?

Lalasticlala, Mynd44

$25÷3=8 remainder $1........ That is where ur missing dollar is..... so, one of the men paid a dollar more than others.

emorse:
The soldiers thought the helmets made them invincible so they took more "irrational" risks.

Lolz.....funny u

Explorers:
I

You place the sticks to form the number "4"

Explorers:
More

Corn

Explorers:
Five men are going through the street.
It starts raining.
Four of them start moving faster.
The fifth man makes no effort to run from rain, however, he stays dry.
The other four get wet anyway.
All of them arrive at their destination together.

How could this be possible?

He was in a vehicle

Good

O.Y.O