Electronzeez:
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looooool....this is why i remain a proffessional. I got her heart fixed with the available resources around me in nanoseconds...thats is meritrocracy and being innovative.

You*** travel miles to get her heart fixed while you so much understand she is in pain....that is what i call mediocrity .

Electronzeez:
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looooool....this is why i remain a proffessional. I got her heart fixed with the available resources around me in nanoseconds...thats is meritrocracy and being innovative.

You*** travel miles to get her heart fixed while you so much understand she is in pain....that is what i call mediocrity .

Electronzeez:


oh! this niqqa sounds ridiculous. So you actually string this shabby reasons against me to change rusa's stance towards me han!

If u think this utter of fli flam would win u rusa's heart think again.
And of what bussiness is chidexsmokey brouhaha with me yours??. Chidex delibrately locked me all through the night, i searched all through the non-clement night for someone i could lean on but it's crystal clear rusa's shoulder is the only one available that time.....get this man, chidex sent me packing i never did . So drop that charge against me.
Did i read you saying you are the best man for her??.....lOool. Is that a form of begging or compromising?? C'mon bro...,man up.

richybanky:

Chill Rusa, no rush ursef... I dey come make I consult my oracle

zenopee:

Rusa remember chidexsmokey dis e-loved him here ystada, nd ever since he I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ bn so desperate 2 win ϔ☺Ůȑ attention, digging stories nd autobiographies. Don't let his desperation push in2 make a wrong choice. Lest U have regrets latter...Bt Zenopee will always b dere 4u @ all tyms 2 monitor d progress of ϔ☺Ůȑ heart nd ensure it I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ in full shape. ϔ☺Ůȑ heart I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ very precious, U deserve d very best nd U deserve me; am d best option 4u cos am d alternative 2 d status quo.

zenopee:

Rusa babe remember 1 tin Zeez claims he I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ a seasoned professional @ mending hearts wit soldering iron. Bt me I my b a novice, bt I will go anywhere nd any length 2 c dt ϔ☺Ůȑ heart I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ mended...Remember I painstakingly went all d way down to Japan 2 purchase d super adhesive I used 2 mend ϔ☺Ůȑ heart! I will do anytn 4u babe, I will go any length 2 ensure dt U are happy nd ϔ☺Ůȑ heart I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ mended permanently cos U are precious nd priceless nd U shud b treated thus. I alone understand d dynamics.
By d way I mended only 1heart, ϔ☺Ůȑ precious heart which I did wit a g8t deal of pain cos d process itsef was very delicate wit so many technicalities involved...Nd 4me dts d final juncture. Will neva mend any other heart cos I feel a whole lot different nd fulfiled dt I successly mended d 1 heart I had 2 go tru a lot of pain 2 fix.

Electronzeez:


lie lie lies from the pit of hell.
Rusa that is the same method he used to blackmail those ladies he is following...u had better not fall a victim dear.

zenopee:

Lolz. Badt guy...I will unfollow dem all, 4d sake of Rusa.

noordean:
RUSA come over here n choose ur e-boo oo! Abi make i choose 4 u ni!

Electronzeez:


rusa, a call to notice, check zenopee profile and see for yourself the numbers of ladies he is following.....his woman wrappering skill is one in town. He omits that in his so-called autobiography hoping to have an upper edge, bu what!..busted!...lol

he is only interested in having u as a e-side chik,i'm sure u dont want that....electronzeez ll d way baby!.

Electronzeez:


rusa, do u just listen to this man puting up fake autobiography??....he's very fluent with deciet.
in an attempt to despirately won your heart, he chose to write me down....i'm done here d decision is for u rusa...choose wisely!

zenopee:

Nao uv defined it beta...dts gonna make it beta 4 Rusa. Mind U my number skill I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ mending hearts (precious hearts) and all I live 4 I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ 2 c Rusa's heart permanently fixed. Am an expert in d field of emotional psychology nd heart anatomy nd physiology, nd above am an heart manager nd a grandchess master (I can coach U @ dt U knw...Lol) so Rusa nids me..Lol.

Electronzeez:


mister, on whos order do u pronounce zenopee rusa's e-boo?.

The last i time checked, she is still making a decision....welcome bro!.

zenopee:

I sure knew it will come 2 dis. Bt remember I promised I will always b dere nd e-here 4 U. *e-hug* *e-kisses*...Lol.

zenopee:

I sure knew it will come 2 dis. Bt remember I promised I will always b dere nd e-here 4 U. *e-hug* *e-kisses*...Lol.

Electronzeez:


rusa, @ capital u know it means.....hehehehehe, handsup my friend.

Electronzeez:


rusa, do not listen to em. He has got no skill in doing what he claim to d best.you remember how i did explain everything in details??.

Zenopee or electronzeez rusa?, choose wisely.

zenopee:

Tnk God I still deh here. I was abt trading d adhesive 4a large bottle, of Odeku 2 console mysef. Imagine travelling all d way 2 Japan just 2 get a Super adhesive 2 stick ϔ☺Ůȑ heart 2geda, nd zeez came in 2 do d job using an inferior led...Well I still got d adhesive here, oya come 2 daddy let me stick dt heart in2 permanently.

Electronzeez:


what have u been doing all the nights??....taking shift from shekau??....i remember you calling em your hit man.

Wishing you a blissfull sunday ahead and a funky dream, if u add rm thats ur concern...Loooooool.
Chidex lock me outside...finally renting a space et rusa's apartment.

Electronzeez:


i do not mean to 'banky w' thee rusa, u must understand chidexsmokey is having my ring on her finger.
Btw...i did mend your heart out of my kindness.
Zenopee plz take over......hehehehe

Electronzeez:


chidex!!!...u dint promise to starve me remember....*hunger o*

Electronzeez:


double trouble...see gbege...chidexsmokey insisted i'd sleep outside tonight, here comes rusa crying blue murder.

Naijadeltaboi,noordean.....i need ur help guys...i'm confuse right now.

Nigerdeltaboi:

zenopee na my egbon so him dey watch rmfunky for me ....rusa dey find you ooooo

Electronzeez:


after reading your coment i started having a second thought of what you could mean by the words in capital?.

If chidexsmokey should read this, i'm finish.

Dparagon:


Hehehehe see mending abeg! Abeg take am easy with her. I trust ur handiwork. Rusa just dey lie for us here, her heart no dey break o. Thumbs-up, na now i really know say you care indeed.
Lolz.....

Dparagon:

Rusa why u dey lie na. That your heart no fit break o and moreover, this guys dey fully prepared to mend am for you. But no lie again.......

zenopee:

Ooops!!! Who d hell I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ gonna get swit Rusa's heart broken? Amma gon send dt dude 2 d thickest end of Sambissa. By d way Rusa I got a super Super adhesive, dt can be used 2 mend ϔ☺Ůȑ heart permanently. Just PM me.

Electronzeez:



Plug in soldering iron till it get's hot.
Get's a soldering lead.
Brings out her heart*
Start soldering together her broken heart...thereafter pass some low voltage through that heart to excite the cells.
HEART FIXED****** thank me later.

Nigerdeltaboi:

lol ,na needle i get oo

Analystshariff:

Abeg woh!! Who give u hrt attack mek I go attack him too first, b4 I com giv u d super glue.

Analystshariff:
Goodmrng my e-colleague. Why d houz is so dry
cc
Nigerdeltaboi
Electronzeez
Rmfunky
Chidexsmokey
Rusa
Zenopee
And the rest. Pls let's make d houz lively like previous #C14 batch houz.

noordean:
d DG may later even dcide dia wont b camping 4 d stream2.He cn also wake up tomo n releas our tt. D DG is really a confused man. Let's kip watchin..

Onwe101:
lol..sweet hrt simply tell dem u rejected ur call up letter cos u were posted to kastina...waitn for batch A...shikena..lol gud mornin