Youngzedd:
Is that Kogi state?

God pass u my brother.

Good morning e-family. How una dey? Jus drop by to wish everyone having their convocation today a memorable day especially my dearest Zenopee.
I don dey fear oooooooo., as NYSC no gree release time table now, una sure say batch A go dey so
Chaii..! I will not forgive the idi*t that omitted my name @ DSA for batch C.

DamiEsan:


we go celebr8 am wv our e-family.
Rice Stew Very Plenty.
Rusa go boil the meat, fish and turkey.
rmfunky go make the stew
chidexSmokey go make the rice
i go fill the gas and buy the ingredients
zenopee, sheyman4phy, noordean, ABDamola, Nigerdeltaboi, richybanky and oda guys go drop the dollars.
Who will collect the money?

Ah ah! DamiEsan, i tot u like me o. Oya na me go collect the money, i no go boil anytin ooo.

DamiEsan:
goodmrnin my e-family. Aw una dey? Shey a wa daada?
This e-family love is nt complete if i dnt hail the pretty ladies of ds thread.
rmfunky
rusa
eunylondon
prettybridg

i cant see the road clearly for other females, all them guys don block my view, dem too plenty.
Habeg i hail all the pretty ladies here o. Una do ooo!

Good morning dear. Dont mind dem guys, na dem block chidexsmokey. Dey too plenty tru tru. Chidexsmokey dear, how u doing?

Analystshariff:

Hello beauty! Welcome to d Houz.
Feel free to interact.
By the way Goodmrng my people.
Where is my frnd @Naijadeltaboi,
My oga Noordean I dey greet u.
My boss richybanky how u dey
Zenopee
Chidexsmokey
Electronzeez
Rmfunky
DamiEsan
And d rest dat I didn't mention ur name. I hail wuna all.
To the new guyz and babes in d houz u ar all welcom to dis wonderful #A15 family.
Permit me to introduce myself once again.
Before now, just now and after now I remain analystshariff representing Niger Poly zungeru, Computer Science.
Thank you all

U don forget me now now *crying*
with ur fake love. Zenopee no fit forget me like u.
By the way, good morning dearie., how are u doing?

LEvuls:


Stop being a religious bigot

Aint a religious whatever. Instead, u should stop being myopic. There is absolutely nothing wrong with boring people. If u cant deal, den dont cross their path.

LEvuls:
I dont know what it means to be bored , i have never been bored before , i cant even imagine myself being bored.

Either am doing this or am doing that, and if am not in this or that.... Sleep Sleep Sleep to energize myself for the next thing to do.


#HatesBoringPeople

#GodPassYou

zenopee:

Hey sweerie we rilly got a great deal of busy schedules this days. Op uv bn gud?

Yes dearie, i have being good. Nd you? Miss u here. Good morning.

Electronzeez:
More ppl are joining the house en mass...dahz good...chidexsmokey good evening,rusa welcome back.

Thanks dear. Being quite busy dis days. Good evening.

chidexSmokey:

Is google not your friend?

This crack me up. How are u doing dear?

emeks91:
Wen i first gotvthis reply, i tut dere are no hopes, tank GOD there is now a solution.

what was ur solution pls, can u share it?

Good morning e-family. Network has not being my friend for the past few days that was why i have being MIA.
Zenopee dear, no vex for me na network o, but na u Analystshariff go carry go sambisa no be me. Electronzeez, i SMH for you.
I have really missed alot dis few days, will catch up soon sha.

zenopee:

Rusa I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ here ooo. She's on my bed hvn a shot nap. She's just had an heavy meal of pounded Yam, Egusi soup nd Ebola free bushmeat, which she washd down wit fresh palmwine. I actually prepared all 4 her, nd am proud I did.
By d way, was fytn 4 my aburo Nigerdeltaboi.

Na only me chop dos food? I go explode oooo. Sup wit u boo? Rmfunky, me jus dey watch from distance ooo.

sheyman4phy:
Guys please pray for me av been very sick since friday...*scared o*

Sorry dear, u will sure get well soonest by God's grace.

zenopee:

Did I mention names? D ant knws imsef ooo, bt mind U any ant weh deh find Elephant trouble, has 2b careful cos one thing myt happen- he myt b crushed 2 death...Nd pertaining 2d law suit, let me b ϔ☺Ůȑ lawyer, we can divert ϔ☺Ůȑ money 2 purposeful use...Nd by d way money will neva buy Rusa's luv, moni neva bought it for me,bt my resilience, unending faith nd persistence ask her.

Hehehehe. My e-boo is back o. Putting on my dancing shoes.

Hey.., Good morning e-family. I have being MIA and my e-boo didnt even notice ooo, officially am declaring myself boo-less. Yes, na me talk am. Zenopee if u won win back my heart, u know wot to do. Analystshariff, u too no ask of me, i been dey like u small small den.
By the way, seems we are having a fuller house now, u all are welcome. Our vigilante will show u around.
Make una no forget to go church oooo. Happy sunday.

zenopee:

My sweet babe op uv bn gud? Bn battling wit ntwork since. Etisalat has been doin me strong ting. Currently in d office, wanna do some work ova nyt, reasons y i got d opportunity 2 b here. Our internet connection had problems for abt a wik nao, but twas fixed today, so i now got d opportunity to check on evryone here.
By d way sweerie, op uv bn a gud gal? Misd u so much.

Yes dear. Be rest assure dat dey (e.g electronzeez) can only try to confuse me, but dey will not succeed.

rmfunky:
Rusa am gud n u? Ǧ☺☺ϑ ♏☺r♌i♌g

Morning sweet., how was ur night?

Good night everyone. Pls if u see zenopee, tell him to lock the door very well o. I no trust dis our vigilante.
Sweet dreamz all.

ladokuntlad:
#Knock knock knock.
Pinkiepetite: wu is at d door?
Me: its me honey
Pinkie: #opens d door, took mai bag and gave me a warm hug.
Pinkie: Honey wat took u so long dis time #checks d time (9:48pm)
Me: Swthrt mi, mabinu simi, its d bad road and undefined traffic dat cosd d delay.
Me: #went to d bathroom to take a shower.
Pinkie: #Carefully unraps d Amala from d cooler..
Me: #Salivating already, rush for d soup, served maisef...
Pinkie: Honey, b fast wit ur food, i wil b waitin for u in d bedroom.
Me: #In an haste i finish d food, remove mai towel and run to d bedroom.



Ehm vigilante pls watch ova d house, I want to av som quiet time.


#different sounds coming from d bedroom.


Goodnight pals.....

87%

Chaii., all dis noise from d bedroom, diarisgodoooooo

tolustx:
I dey kampe! How ur day now. Wetin u bring 4 me.

Errmm, errmm, make i ask zenopee first

tolustx:
I no knw wetin dey do pple 2day. They say dem go hustle. Shey una neva reach house ni?

Na me first reach house. How u dey o?

chidexSmokey:

My dear,we bless God.
Rili,the house is dull today..Electronzeez did not even show face.sweetie hope no problem?

I send am go Mubi to check whether na true true soldiers say dey don re-capture mubi. Lolz.
Good to hear from u Dear.

Godbest:
please house when is batch A NYSC Going for service next year 2015
And i heard 2015 BATCH A NYSC Will be suspended due to NEXT YEAR GENERAL ELECTION
PLEASE HOW THROUGH IS THAT

Bros, no give urself high BP. Wot will be will be, lets keep our finger cross nd await d timetable.

prissyluv:
Hi everyone!
Pls can someone tell me when likely our timetable will come out?
Seriously,I just wish December will be March. I don tire...

Sorry dear, dis boredom isnt goin to last forever.

Good evening e-family. How una dey? Zenopee my darln, i dey miss u oo. Electronzeez, where u go hide na?
Chidexsmokey, sup wit ur end? Rmfunky, how u dey? Dis house is so dull today. Abeg where our vigilante?

ladokuntlad:
heysssssss vigilante come resume duty ooo.
Omor olorun wan go slip.

Make sure say no thuef trespass dis creeb oo.
@electronics i giv unaa gbosaa for being dia for we freshers.
@chidexsnokey i salute una d vice-SuG presi for here. I say thnk u for takin goood care of our electronics/electronzees

@canopy abi zenope i appreciate ur unrelenles effort in achieving ur goal kuddos

@rosa i dey gidigba for unaa bak ooo.
If ee fail c14 we no fit fail A15 bt as ur e-boo don talk say na B15.. Well wu am i to talk.

Ehm @boda tolu, i lov yaa swag and ur dimple is so simple. U always come into d group wit acidic coments. More of it.

@sista rmfunky since una don upgrade go workin class make we wey dey find God's rye too push up.. Amen to dat

BODA NOORDEAN no shaken, weda d devil likes it or not A15 is for us.

Ehm ehm ehm,

kai dis weed don too mucj shaa

And last bt nt d least mai newly undisputed inestimable Pinkiepetite am abt going to bed now.
I wil put us in special prayers.

Kai gbana no good for body oo.
My eyes fon close bt mai hands ar stil typing.

Craze.... 73% loading


House Odaro

Lol

Nigerdeltaboi:

busted

No bro., aint from Delta.

Nigerdeltaboi:

delta state

Nigerdeltaboi:

why na ,me don buy plenty job wella and as a rugged boi i must serve am.soldiers are cool people na

Ifa_hear

Nigerdeltaboi:
please do this when you get to camp

Bros, i dey ur back. *about 100miles apart*
Am allergic to soldiers punishments.

Electronzeez:


rusa m sure u dint read ur boo before quoting me.

I no want make kondo land for my head kee.

Boo case settled. Oya start to dey name d states. Am loving dis guessing game.