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Dreamcome2ru:
I can see Her Excellency ruthobaz,ma,how has been your day?

My day has been fine, thanks

All these banana flying everywhere, there is God oh. Make una no put my name again for the banana matter. I dey beg una. I don't even eat the curved type, not to talk of straight

Cc

justified10

chumaster

yorme

Greycious:
Morning my dear ruthobaz, how was ur night?

It was fine,thanks

justified10:
please don't tell greycious especially.....


na me ruthobaz lyk..bt pressy use position and jazz snatch ha...

and you just believe wetin you dey talk so?

Greycious:
Uwc dear.
But u should address me as ur hobby first, b4 the presido thing. Is it because of the new guy?

You are my hubby na

Must I call you hubby before you know?

Senator Chuxmyk...abeg no vex. I won't try such next time

Senator Mcmooney, this is me congratulating you on your ascent to the seat of The Senate President.

omoikea...I thought you like men oh!

yorme...I see you. Abeg no flog my friend oh!

justified10..u use idea funny sha!

greycious...tnx for helping out. That's why you are the Presido

In accordance with the laws of Graceland, the Presidency hereby releases the names and portfolios of would-be Ministers of the nation. These names shall be screened officially by the members of the Senate.

FULL LIST BELOW

Abbie25 Minister of Women Affairs

Manus17 Minister of Defense

Justified10 Minister of Information and Communication

Dreamcome2ru Minister of Education

Yorme Minister of Justice and Attorney General of the Federation

Paulbabu Minister of Budget and National Planning

Chumaster Minister for Youth and Sports

Kayusely Minister of Works and Housing

The Senate would do well to screen the ministerial nominees as soon as they can. This would be a welcome development as the nation advances daily.

Congratulations in advance

From the desk of the President

Cc

greycious

iphemama

mcmooney

sonymax16

battoyyeb

shina101

armanni

DexxyAlebs

All Gracelanders

justified10:
with dis ur 32 wey dey outside? u want me to believe u dont knw what a curve banana is?

ripe one, very sweet fruit.

you haf spoil finish...

Come oh, how do you know its sweet na?

Or you have eaten it before?

justified10:
my beautiful VP, good morning ..how ur nyt..?

I only meant to give Abbie banana before ur sweerat com tell me say he get special one wey he dey give u.

I repeat, I don't know what you are talking about oh!

Good morning to you all. How are you all doing?

greycious...Can we reschedule please? Evening time would be fine

justified10.. na una know the banana una dey talk of oh!

yorme...na education you still want?

manus17...welldone Sir

paulbabu..person don dey gate since oh!

Greycious:
ruthobaz
Chumaster

Una good morning o

Good morning

abbie25 I see you... You don tire to wear heels for your convo pix?

Greycious:
Ruthobaz, we need a meeting for tomorrow morning, Please fix at time that will be convenient for you

10am would be just fine. A lot still needs to be done here I can see

justified10:
y u open mouth...u no go close befor I close am for u ?

I don see am oh!

English is really not our language

justified10:
ruthobaz,good morning...I saw ur mention d oda time but I was on my way to site ..

I had to reply pressy hurriedly... checked what I sent to him now and I saw one big bomb..lol.

but what's ma own? English is not my thing

make I go check wetin you send oh!

Good morning all. May the blessings that go with a new week be ours.

greycious...how are you doing?

chuxmyk...no be only you dey here oh!

abbie25..we need your contributions as a minister oh!

justified10...hope u r gud?

chumaster...hello dear

dreamcome2ru...ur contributions are highly needed too

Paulbabu... how you dey?

manus17...I can see your handwork. welldone dear

kayusely...we need you oh!

iphemama
mcmooney
sonymax16
battoyyeb
dexxyalebs
shina101


hope you all are great?

justified10:
I just went to check my mentions again...d fone I used last nyt hid some of d messages...


interesting

Your suggestions and that of chumaster's as regards relevant ministries to our course here(NYSC) were duly noted and are being worked on. It was during that press release the ministries and ministerial nominees as well were mentioned. Do well to follow the guidelines given.

justified10:
I didn't know that we are to forward applications to the president.

You were duly notified by the President. This is only a reminder to interested nominees.

Between this time and Sunday 11.59pm, applications should have been tendered in respect to the appointment of Ministers. The nation is growing daily and various divisions and heads are needed as the Presidency has its own responsibilities. Interested citizens who have been duly noted are advised to forward their applications to the President in the order as mentioned previously.

Cc

greycious

Chumaster

Yorme

Justified10

Paulbabu

Abbie25

Dreamcome2ru

Manus17

Kayusely

justified10:
when u find out, u go fit educate me abi.

yinmu

nothing for you

justified10:
wetin concern kiss and heat generation na

Na im we wan find out...

justified10:
lobatan..

but how u wan generate d heat?

educate me abeg.

justified10

justified19

justified139...

how many times I call you so?

We don't kiss and tell oh...forgerrit

chumaster:
I go tell am say wetin I know big pass wetin him teacher know, dat the teacher no go understand am if I write am for am

with all your knowledge, guess wetin your pikin go still get...0

big 0

justified10:
I tell u say I wan do spectator..?

I say I wan hold fan.

no worry...na heat we wan generate

no need for fan at all

chumaster:
now I get, as for the gst I did it but we call it gss in our sch
.
U no go blame me sha, na another man's language. Infact, I neva learn Java, C+, C#...language finish not to talk of English language

no excuse oh

Ur pikin give you homework, u go say dem no teach you? OYO for you

justified10:
make I join una? I fit hold hand fan

sorry oh..we no need spectator

chumaster:
justified and Greycious mentioned "dull" and you are mentioning "kiss". I no understand you again

I shouldn't say it out because he asked: 'don't kiss and tell'. An idiom I guess.

Hope u did gst in school?

justified10:
d weda wey chumaster dey enjoy unto say d babe don show...lol.

its not lyk u dont kiss and tell, baby, u don't kiss at all.

still won't move me to say anything...

*Off to my baby's chamber*

justified10:
the weather make sense o...especially for u pressy.


but I dey wonder, ruthobaz talk say she dull.. y u dey dull ha?

greycious no dey dull oh... na weather I talk say dey dull

We don't kiss and tell

justified10:
as u ni b ma sweetheart na..only Abbie is..

u go settle for sweerat o

I hear you

Greycious:
Aiite dear, hope u are enjoying the weather?

Its too dull for my liking oh!

Greycious:
No mind am jare, e still dey vex say u no gree for am ni
btw, have u checked ur mail?

I hear jo

I just checked now