₦airaland Forum

RedChiefPriest:
So only human being can relax at the relaxation center?
The snake also wants to relax nau,infact with everything happening in Nigeria every living thing needs relaxation.
The snake just want to relax and be taken care of
The snake wants to live a baby girl lifestyle
Lala,hope have spoken your mind?

Dj! 2 kegs of palmwine, 1 for me and 1 for lala the slithering and venomous snake lord.
Barman! Play me "No relaxation for the wicked"

decatalyst:
Comrade, move closer...you will be able to tell the difference

But lalasticlala can help you sha...he is the snake master

lol. Lala na senior man

geez18:
Is it a venomous snake or a constrictor?

that's a python, a constrictor

Offpoint1:
If this made FrontPage I'll give nairalanders my entire life savings, deactivate my nairaland account and relocate to my village

hope your ready to do that?

This seems like a python.
Lalasticlala

There was palpable fear at a relaxation center recently after a baby snake was found inside one of the holes in a chair at the center.

The snake was seen crawled up inside the chair. A video showing the moment the snake was seen by a vigilante person was shared online.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgi1pP1gkER/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again

Chaos14:
But wait are you a sub-mod

yea

Lol. So this thread was here since. Nice one

Jmichael1:
Dis must be the hand work of"very wicked man...

yeah. Of agbado people

Chaos14:
Saint my guy

my moderator

FiremanX:
God forbid bad thing

siofra:
LMAO!!

It looks like his vice; Datti.

ABI?

WonderManly:
Aaaaaaah!.. am coming!

smile

falcon01:
This is wrong nah

some people will say it's Photoshop

Juliet751:
Lol,nice

yeah. That's innovation raise to the power 3

Winter03:
I think a supporter of Tinubu did this. Awful

hehe

Totilopussylick:
Obi/Datti is a goal

2023 and beyond

thesicilian:
Is this a joke?

No. It's a cake

DispatcherLagos:
I suspect it's the handiwork of
Helinus
And
Mannabbqgrill

lol. Nairaland kitchen women

Trilz:
Handwork of an Apc supporter

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I no fit chop that kind cake

inforesource:
What I see there is pure love for a man called Peter Obi. How people defy all the stress it takes to get that done just because of love. Kudos guys.

yeah exactly. This is our 001 of zoogeria

falcon01:
This is wrong nah

hehehe. Na cake oo

What do you guys have to say about this? Peter Obi our incoming

Here is a cake that was made by Peter Obi's fan on his Birthday.

Life hard oooo. Most people won't understand

MadamVanessa:



Lovely

Assuming I was her, I will be dragging all those dead men on their rotten dicks.

I'm shooting this arrow directly into your pussycat

Make she come Benin mortuary come slay, if them born her well

franchasofficia:
Obidient is better than sacrifice

ABI ooo

kelspinall:
mtcheww,S.A and irrelevancy.virginity something that will be blown up just one day... good character is everything to me.

Virginity matters. If u get good character then apart from rape case na your husband suppose disvirgin u

godofuck231:
JESUS! I have died

na true talk oo

doggedfighter:
I have 3 of those certificates.







.

yes. We know. That was when you were still 5, 6, and 7 years of age respectively. Since you clock 8years old you have never pass the test again

TOPCRUISE:
That certificate is not forever. It only makes sense if their wedding is tomorrow.
If there is machine that can scan the whole body and shout out the virginity result, some of them will fail

exactly. Even if the wedding is in one hour time, they still need to check them. That gender can do more than u think