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Omo, the kind shock I receive upon seeing 150k. With the job description, person fit kpai on top the 150k😀

The man and the lady are content creators nah. They are on Tiktok

They should stop all these unimportant matches and move to rejoice with Arsenal

Dey still won play this match 😂😂

You've just uncovered one of the lies. Wait for others that are still hidden. Your eye go clear soon

Abeg, the pictures of cocoa trees that I'm seeing, is it the ones you inherited from your dad or the ones you planted just 5 years ago during the expansion?🧐

Everything nah name. Forget every other thing and see am here;

Tailor - General name.
Seamstress - Tailor wey be female.
Fashion Designer - Packing.

Any other thing they tell you nah ojoro. EOD

E come be like say I no understand the meaning of influencer again. Anybody wey get tiktok or Facebook account for Nigeria now una go call am influencer

Never knew we had a minister of transportation in this government. This one nah audio minister 😀

Though the price is much. But, that $100 is actually for 65 litres. Not 1 litre

So, I have been mismanaging feed all this while feeding my broiler with grower

No be small thing that day o. And the fan was heavy. Iron

GreaterFuture:
Serious? Real life?
Actually happened?

I was jejely resting in the living room one day while the ceiling fan was spinning above me.

Suddenly, I felt a strong urge to move away from where I was lying. I didn’t even know why. I just listened to that inner voice and shifted to another spot.

Within seconds, the ceiling fan detached from the ceiling and crashed down exactly at where I was lying before.

Omo,the kain fear that gripped me in that day? I can’t even explain it. Since that day, I’ve developed a serious phobia for ceiling fans.

Liverpool had never walked alone. And today won't be different as all Arsenal fans will be walking along with you guys. Go go Liverpool!

😀😀😀😀. E pele shir

TempleHouse:
I can't see this boring Arsenal win the EPL Title.

A team that scores only from set pieces can't win any trophy 🏆

They're not going to win anything !

That trick works well, just that it didn't work for you that day. Again, you may not have done your homework well.

Haaa! This one go explain tire o. Don't forget that your explanation could also be taken as manifestation of madness 🤣

I saw Ejibunu Mercy there. Madam Shelinap Computers well-done o

Coro kwa. I bath myself in salt!

eepeepook:
You bought animals which you have no idea of? Coronavirus loading.

Well for me, read again, as far as I'm concerned, my wife can't try it and I will still refer to her as "a good wife".

Some of una dey try o. Abeg, wetin go make my wife still dey in contact with her ex in the first place?. E come still tell you say she no fit stop communicating with the guy?

Abeg, I give you 19 gbosa! 🙌🙌🙌

Bitter as how? We're still preparing it o, I never taste it.

dollytino4real:
Porcupine , e dey bitter small o!!!

Someone brought these two animals to us this morning. I offered to buy them at 30k, but he insisted on 35k. Though after much talk, he collected 32k.

As usual, you can be my guest for pepper soup night 😜

The only REALITY for me as fast as this matter is concerned, is to be on GUARD. Chikena

Sorry! I'm learning that now🤣

KingOfAmebo:
Did you know that it is an offense in the book of pepper soup that stepping on the main source is punishable by alligator pepper?

How did it escape? It moves slowly nah

OlujobaSamuel:
Your story is similar to mine, same snake (viper), also in the farm for inspection in the evening.
The only difference was I couldn't kill it before it escaped

No be lie o

Brendaniel:
Go and do thanksgiving, you see that snake you killed is one of the most deadliest snakes in the world

You get plenty mind sha

brain54:
I stepped on a python one time...


While crossing a small bush path on my way from a poultry farm some years ago.


It was dark that day...left the farm late. No lights. I stepped on it and crossed it. I felt something soft and kinda fluffy under my feet. I felt something wasn't right. So I put on my phone touch light and went back to check what I stepped on after walking like 3steps. It was lying across on the path in a way that the head was on one side of the road and the tail on the other.

I didn't see clearly and thought it was a rope or some twig on the path initially.

So I shone my light on the bush and saw the tail of the snake. It didn't even move or shake. I did something silly and crossed to the other side and shone the light on the head. I don't know if it was curiosity or what made me I can't explain but it still didn't move.

I just turned around quietly again jumped over it and continued on my way.

I was just playing in my head as I walked down "the Lord has given you power to step on snakes and scorpions and nothing will harm you"

This is the second time I'm telling this story!

Have you ever stepped on a deadly snake? I did today—and I’m still shaking!

Today, I went to my papa’s farm to harvest some plantains. As I reached for one, something under my feet started moving violently, like the ground was alive.

I looked down… and OMO 😳—I was standing on a massive Gabon viper… with BOTH feet!

I screamed and ran, but fear made me trip, fall, get up, and almost fell again. My heart almost jumped out of my chest!

Somehow, I grabbed a stick and was able to kill it.

Never in my life have I felt fear like that. One moment, I was calm… the next, I was literally running for my life!

Anyway if you around Ondo Town, you may holla me for a tasty snake pepper soup.

Kolapo Ishola Estate is beautiful no doubt. But, #400m per plot in Kolapo is a fiction. 50meter will get you a plot there.

Let me add that Kolapo Estate dey craw for where Jericho dem they

United Capital and UBA are subsidiaries of the same company

Theodorice:
UBA lost 6 of their staff
FIRS lost 6
Now, United Capital lost 6 making a total of 18 persons and still counting...
So how come they're reporting 10 persons, why can't journalist be truthful for once or is UBA and United Capital the same company?

Na because you no see am when we prepare am finish.

E plenty more a full grown goat

PepeXKermit:
If you take 45k go market go buy meat, you will even get more meat than this nonsense you bought for that amount.

No vex I omitted the location. Na Ondo Town

IfYou:
If You Invite Us Without Location, Is That One Really Invite ?