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BabyDaddy20:
The girl must be a Yoruba girl.
They're good at nothing.
They're dirt, don't know how to cook, have sex outside their matrimonial home and to crown it all, their pusssy stinks.

Just like your mother's

I was a victim at age 6

halfrica:
omokomo ya gf relatives will be d one nt to deserve respect o

Lol Jux as d name implies Halfrica-Africa. 3rd world

Brain test

[quote author=halfrica post=37063207] and dats ow u whr tot to talk to elders in dat manner?
Please go get a brain raise or u can av ur diccckkk inserted into a cars exhaustin channel atleast d hole is endless u can vent all ur passion in it
Am ryt innit?[/quote
I 'ould ve respected you had it been that you deserved it

halfrica:
Why not As long as he takes it to dat mtv base nigga to pimpppp his ride We cool mehn!!!!!

**In patorankin's voice** Wah yah say baby Let's go somewhere where we can hide Jump in let's go on a ride swidy

Can't wait for the 3rd season

dayo23:
See his forehead, that blackspot signifies extremism of the highest order. Islam is a curse on earth

don't be too quick to judge people's faith and believe
Are you saying christianity is perfect?
Allow me to point out your flaws

Owliver:
300 level when i was 23

I'm sure sey na after they don do series of deliverance for you

They would release it
Waec deliberately witheld some results because the state government owed them some money
But they ve been releasing some since yesterday mayb you should recheck it
Nd if its still d same be patient they would release it

Please pass this information to your friends and enemies
Its of note that there will be grand traditional rite (ORO) in ile ife from 9am-4pm on wednesday the reasons are not stated
Please kindly notify family members that will be passing through ile ife on wednesday
Save a life





And mods please let this reach front page let's save lives

gibson81:
Idiats! Are you. now also looking for reward? OK take special assistant on media ( print media) since you are good in writing articles. Hope you have been promoted in your office since your Dullard won! Rubbish!

Nigeria will never progress if brainless people like you are still on her soil
In sane climes politics is not about what's in it for me its about what do I give back to d society
If anyone resign his job to campaign for change he did so because he believed in an entity called Nigeria
If anyone resign his job to campaign for change he should be encouraged for believing that Nigeria can be great once again
BRO pls let this gal be she did what she believed is the best for her father land
Unlike peepz like you that will come online with 10mb etisalat data and starts throwing tantrums
WAILERS TAKE IT FROM HERE
Nd bro pls get a life

marshalcarter:
So how's dat ma business

Its your business because as far as I'm concerned you now breath the air of change
And if your parents ve took dis kind of step during there days who knows Nigeria might ve been a better place
Senseless bigot oshi

missbronze:
Hml in advance.

Meanwhile,

Heavenly father, boyfriend of d boyfriendless, boo of d booless, husband of d husbandless, lover of d loverless.

I know u are listening, all this nl, fb, wasapp, instagram oppression is getting too much for a sister.


Please, send dat charming tatum looking brother that u have been saving for me, the one with d abs, six packs, beards, dark skinned, that we discussed about in our last conversation. And, please, dnt forget the other specifications, 6"6, good dentition, very fit, British accent and other photosynthesis.


Hehehehehehe.


In your name i pray.

I check your dp and I was expecting so see agbani darego or annie idibia...............forlorn hope

ademola721gmai:
saintgoogle bro. i think am suffering the same as u 2. even as i am typing dis with my nostrils practically blocked ,but one thing i have realised about mine is d fact dat am a bit asthmatic. may b u have a history of asthma in ur family as well . i strongly advise u take asthma drugs prescribed to u by a qualified pharmacist or doctor. good luck

Thanks bro

angieberry:
Pele Try natural remedies like honey, ginger, hot water

Oshe I would do just that

Ve been suffering from flu and catarrh for over 4 months
Ve used different medications but d story is still d same
Anytime the weather is slightly chilly or I'm exposed to dust or I drink cold drinks it will trigger d flu again
I went to the hospital but d doc prescribed some medications just to manage the situation he said it won't go
Please everyone in the House
HELP A BROTHER

madridguy:
@ OP, GOD BLESS YOU.

Amen bro

YET, DEM SAY BABA IS SLOW SARO WIWA DREAM FULFILLED BY DAURA 'BIGOT' PRESIDENT BUHARI APPROVES UNEP REPORT ON OGONI LAND What your brother from d South South couldn't do for 6 years, the northern Daura 'bigot' (so they call him) in less than 65 working days approved the implementation of the United Nations Environmental Protection (UNEP) report on cleaning of Ogoni land in the Niger Delta region. I remember the loquacious, garrulous and cantankerous Governor of Rivers State, Barr. Nyesom Ezenwo Wike promising heaven and earth before the elections that ex- president Goodluck Jonathan would sign the UNEP report before the elections but all na fa fa fa foul! What a Niger Delta president couldn't do for 1,726days, the Baba Go-Slow of Daura did it in just 65days! How symbolic! Ken Saro Wiwa dreams fulfilled by a northern Muslim bigot, huh? Baba is too slow abeg. #BuhariLivingTheKenSaroWiwaDream

halfrica:
Hany leasten see i dont need to be toad

This chick dey craze for yansh

halfrica:
Like u ursef as ever won 1st in any national copmetition or u are a first class student or u had 14A's in waec 350 in jamb if u did den u cum bck and talk shiittt words on his sinkin brain.
Just cos ur name is google doesnt make u av walkin man wiv senses

Lol chick you never asked you would ve been told
And did some1 said copmetition
Well jux saying lol

Wailers

kinglekan:
Halfrica my beloved country calm down nah. Iyaf do dear.
Good morning!!!

Africa your country? Definition of mumuology Bulshit 121

I was at a party during my secondary school days it was the lunching of a book by HOD english department at Unilag our school was invited
We were served with fork spoon and knive on sensing that the fork go cause yawa
I just use style push the fork commot for table
And it was like I unknowingly dropt it
PROBLEM solved

Please @lalasticlala@seun@ why is halfrica banned From nairaland

UrennaNkoli:
Ass ànal fans dey celebrate like sey they win champions league. Chamberlain dey celebrate like sey he score for world cup final. Wenger dey jubilate like sey he win american powerball lottery.
To ass ànal fans, this is just a tray and not a trophy. I can use the tray to serve my dog food.
We shall meet again on sep 19. Na 7-1 u go chop i swear.
Mourinho no need the chain. The small boy wey catch am fit use am chain hin dog.
The winners money ass ànal got from winning nor fit pay mikel salary for 1 week.

Lol the definition of a bitter loser
Tray or no tray this is te third str8 silverware for the for gotten one peter cech I love the look on chelsea fans face today

And the bride family would expect me to pay bride price on top a refurbished love peddler?
Next flight to india please :PAnd the bride family would expect me to pay bride price on top a refurbished love peddler?
Next flight to india please

espn:
Balogun is not the head of hunters..OLU--ODE is the head of hunters while Balogun is a WARLORD.

Ile ife doesn't have a balogun
We have an Akogun instead
They ve done hos burial today

olapluto:
Any woman found outside after 9pm today will probably be used for rituals. That is an unfortunate tradition in Ife. If you have a relative on a journey and passing through IFE tonight, please advise them not to branch or have a stop over.

You are wrong buddy you made it look like anyone found outside will be killed
Any non initiate woman that sees the ORO will be barren if she hasn't bore any child but if she has children she would never have anymore
That's traditional menopause