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Chai! bad market

Work with grace and your brain.

Fire everywhere. I am tire of these bad news. All I wanna hear are pleasant news.

Again! Hope it is not that some "eleyes" are doing meeting on that road such that they are in need of blood? Abi wetin be this na.

MercyQuinn:
Hiii Are you single better still are you handsome

Paste your number let’s have fun

How is your side at Omida?

November 20 here. Add me on whatsapp 09062170138. I need a lady.

Na money for corn. Langbe ori ebe.

So una still dey there?

aribisala0:
Actually the sun DOES NOT move at all/ It is STATIONARY

You make me remember what happened when I was doing my ND programme long time ago. We were having G.N.S, English to be precise. So the lecturer said,' the sun rises from the east and sets in the west, yes or no?" So in a class of like 600 students, everyone shout yes, but I was the only one that said no. Imagine how the no will be among the yes. I did not even know the lecturer heard my no. He then asked,' who said no?' I didn't signify because I don't like showcasing myself. Meanwhile, the lecturer knew I was the one. So he came to my side and started hitting my back, while he was doing this, the entire class was laughing. He then said to me,' whenever you talk people will laugh, but don't mind them, only a fool will laugh when you talk'. Silence took over the class. He then said to them,' the sun does not even rise or set, it is the earth that rotates and also revolve round the sun. The sun is stationary"

If you know you are among the people that ate the "asun" pig, come and vomit it now now ooo, tori!!!

Nice one. There is an app for that on google play store. Just type "Six Pack in 30 Days". Do the instructions early in the morning and see the result. Thank me later

This one is beyond human being o. What is this world turning into?

Iwo wi

If I should catch that pig wey do that yeye prediction eehen, na asun I go use am do.

Awon eleyi gidi gan oooo.

Chai! see as dem cover Messi like ants wey wan carry sugar. ko saye

Yewandequeen:
commot... Asewo person

hahaha... I no dey commot oooo. I no go gree. oya na.

Yewandequeen:
not a fan of iPhone

Oya come and whisper it to my ear. You are a fan of...?

Yewandequeen:
I am having a bad day too

Come and have IPhoneY

Lamido and sons, Bala Mohammed and son... as if say na Enterprises. Any way, ... Looting Enterprises.

yeyerolling:
Democracy is a scam. We need communism abeg

No only a scam, it is a waste. This Nigerian version... I think what we have is Thieftocracy- Government of the thieves...

OK. All I could see is strategic begging. So National Assembly can stylishly beg?

Very painful, R. I. P dear.

Should we call this Epistle to the Nigerian men or Epistle to the South African men? If there is anything I detest, it is their malaria. I hear "malaria" is plenty in South Africa.

I no fit laugh... hahahah

safarigirl:
the cat only predicted Russia's game

It also predicted Morocco vs Iran match. It favours Iran. There is this other cat that predicted Spain vs Portugal as draw. But a camel said Spain would win. It seems the cats have upper hand for now.

As for me, I want to know what the cat says about the match.

O Lord of the Messiah!!! what are these? Make sure these pictures do not get to the boys ooo, if not, they will be completely distracted such that when they see ball na the two...( what ?, are you expecting me to mention them, nehi) dem go just they see.

oshe11:
Breaking NEWS: Ronaldo just injured his Ankle during training

Injured ko, Ijora badia ni.

Both of you, how market? Continue you hear.