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As if she will expose him when she is eventually "chopping" the plantain on the mountain. I don't trust these marymary ladies.

Chineke! You use just for 1200 phones. Maaa beeeegi fun e.

why na! sey person can not win award jejely again ni...

This Ninja Turtle again!!!

I can't just stop laughing. Keep deceiving yourself ooo. In the mind of those men you claim staring at you,' look at this one, figure 8 she no get, figure 7 she no sabi. Na wetin she dey do for our church self'.

For now, this is the ONLY Nigerian president that ever lives in my heart. I don't know if we will get another in the future. All others are just zombies and blood-sucking draculas.

For now, this is the only Nigerian president that lives in my heart.

That was how a sister went to a prophet because her mum wanted her to do so. She went with three names. The prophet selected one that is suitable for sister, and that is all. Meanwhile, the three names were names of her only boyfriend. She played it really smart.

Chai! You are not me. If I were you, rather than sitting on the hot seat, I will just walk away. I will not even discuss anything but will leave the lady in suspense. There is no time to waste time.

Brethren, let us pray for this man on the mountain of fire. Every witch and principality tormenting the life of this man, die! die!! die!!!. Eeee gbadura ni kikan

Play along with her. In due course, give her the ballistic missiles. Sikena!

In life, nothing is really good or bad. It is our thinking that made it so. The ends justify the means.

The era of romeo-julietic love is long gone. Let Chioma be ooo. Na her destiny.

I no know wetin dey do some people self. After una don chop belleful, you cum go find Lion wahala. Haaba! Are you the olden day Daniel? Even modern day Daniel no go ever wan play with Lion.

Mr President, everyone can not be a farmer but some of us can be. There are many graduates who studied agric related courses and some of these graduates really wanna practise what they have studied. But since those that even studied various agric related courses don't even have somewhere to practise, how are we even sure that those who didn't study those agric related courses will even get. Most of the people holding political posts get unnecessary allowances. Instead of the government to first ensure that all the unnecessary allowances are cut such that enough funds can be used to do the necessary things. Or do you want to tell us that there is no money in this country for that? There are arable lands in so many states in this country that can be used for various agricultural practices. You can create a farm settlement programme such that each state can have at least an agricultural produce that it will invest on. Even if you make fund available for agriculture, how many of these graduates will eventually have access to it. The corrupt elements of which most are politician would have shared larger percentage of the fund, thereby diverting the fund to do so many useless things before it even get to them, that is if it gets to them . Imagine a governor naming many hectares of land that could have been used for reasonable agricultural programme "Buhari Estate", and wants to sell a plot of land at very exorbitant price. Did you not commission it? You leaders are our major problem in this country. Once a programme does not add money to your already existing "embezzled money", you leaders will never really support it. But if it will, then you will give it a full support. Majority of you leaders only go after your selfish interest, you hardly have interest of the nation as a whole at heart. Even if the youths want to go into agriculture, how many of them can afford a plot of land or get access to the machines that they will be needed for mechanized farming. So in my opinion, I think you, your governors, ministers and those at the national assembly should sit down and talk some senses into your heads.

This is like dinning with the devil. Sexual harassment!, I could remember a man I met when I was doing my thesis then who told me something that happened to him when he was in his final year. Imagine a lecturer sleeping with a "pregnant student" in his office. It was a long story. The man said he nearly made the lecturer blind because upon it, the lecturer threatened him that he won't pass his course. He eventually passed sha. It was not the lecturer that marked the course. On the day of that very paper, my guy finished the paper on time, climbed a nearby tree with catapult... By now you should know the rest of the story.

"LOVE IS DEFENDING HUMANITY", absolutely true. We just need to only reset their brain, and make them understand that "dogs don't do dogs". So in as much as dogs don't do dogs why must their thinking be so lower than that of other animals. Killing them won't really solve anything.

OK, we don hear. You can continue having it.

First, I was thinking this country is finished but I have now confirmed that we are completely finished. Majority of these self-representatives at the National Assembly don't really know anything about the constitution. All they are after is the national emolument for their self aggrandizement. The only thing that some of them know are "I and Nil". The "i"s have it.

Saint Atiku, we don hear you ooo, go and sit down. We don't need your sermon to know it is an embarrassment, we all already know it. Whenever they are looking for something, they will turn to Saint, but let them get it, then you will see the real devil in them. No matter what you say, I will never wish that you become the president of this country. Even if you like, promise us that you will give us golden eggs. You are one of the devils that have reduced this country to what it is today. If by any chance you become the president of this country, then the brain in the heads of Nigerians need to be uninstalled and better version reinstalled.

This issue of harassment is vice versa. I could remember having a lecture then, so there was this lady sitting at the front roll with her boobs so revealing like they wanna jump out. She was embarrassed by the lecturer on the day. The lecturer said,' stand up, what is this that you are wearing. You think your boobs are fine abi. I can call you my wife, she has better boobs that yours. I mean boobs that are standing firm not these your low self-esteem boobs. Next time don't wear this my class. Awon omo radarada'. Na so we just dey laugh for back of the class wey we sidon.

When people leave the necessary things undone and do the unnecessary, then you should know that their brain is working anticlockwise. I don't know what is wrong with our leaders in this country. Is it that aiye is doing these people or these people are doing aiye? I just don't understand.

Any time I see this governor, the only thing that comes into my mind is "Ninja Turtle". He really resemble "Ninja Turtle". See his cap.

How do you expect me to read this "Epistle"? I am not a Roman and I don't even like Roma.

OK, I've heard you. Are you done?

please tell them very well ooo. Hope they will be wise enough to see with their minds rather than just looking with their eyes.

I want to move to South Korea.

Sooner you go dey show us his poo. See as Miracle dey pupu now ooo. See as Miracle dey brush hin teeth now ooo. E never do?

Anytime I hear the name Atiku, I just laugh. He is just a mere joke. Even if he likes, he should be praising the youth till thy kingdom come, he will not become the president of this country. Is he not one of the people that have made this country to be what it is today? If Atiku is ever voted for such that he become the president of this country, then I will know that the brain of many Nigerians is not yet set. All of them have nothing to offer, I repeat, nothing to offer.

I don't blame them. I only blame that man.

Go and ask IFA. What do I know?

Are you pondering what I am pondering... I want to invent something you will be wearing in your mouth when you want to do mouthaction so that you won't be exposed to cancer. I am coming...