Fattesticles:


This bread ?

This ones get.mental problems

Fattesticles:


No one abused you

And you have nothing to counter with facts cuz you said absolutely nothing

Bring the lies

jimyjames:

You are one of them

how??

Fattesticles:
Another accomodating Rascal

Counter me with facts not abuses

They open spaces on twitter to talk about owo massacre to suit their agenda but they were mute on the church massacre in Anambra linked to drug Lords in SA and the UGm ravaging their Land, they want to take Onanuga to court but mute on the useless priest saying one Igbo man is Equivalent to 500 hausa men, what insolence, they are quick to see the kidnappers and bandits in the North but won't ever talk about or attack you when you talk about the kidnappers and bandit they call UGM in their backyard. They are quick to call Lagos that has given them Everything a slum whilst Onitsha the most polluted places to habitat on earth according to UN is not their headache, their elders see only the response of other tribes not the shenanigans of their children. Their show of concern is all FAKE all FAKE

Labor Party was a Nigerian Party in all ramifications before Gringory entered the fold with his Headless mobs and Ipob E-terrorist and turned it to a camp of clowns, propagandists, e-marauders, uncultured and uncouth members cyberstalking and endangering people's live. 🤡🤡🤡 smh

Seun:
Dear Igbo People,

I sincerely apologize for allowing a toxic political banner advert which said, "Lagos can never be run from Anambra; go and vote" to run on Nairaland for several hours on Wednesday, March 15, 2023.

The mischievously worded banner advert appears to have been part of an ethnically divisive political campaign aimed at securing Lagos State for the ruling party by instilling fear in Yoruba people, making them believe that Igbo people intended to "take over" Lagos State.

Such ethnically divisive political campaigns have no place in a forward-thinking democracy, and for this reason, the ad should have been taken down instantly. No harm was intended, but my lack of forethought about the ethics of that type of advert led to a disappointing outcome.

We should have had a clear policy against accepting negative and ethnically divisive ads on Nairaland, we should have communicated it to all advertisers, and we should have taken down any advert that violated that policy instantly. This will all be in place before the next election.

We made almost N16,000 from the ad. We will double it and donate it to victims of political violence in Lagos.

Please, do NOT give up on Nigeria. The times are challenging, but TOGETHER, we will overcome.

Sincerely,
Seun Osewa.

You gaslighted and insulted Buhari and the North for years, started with Tinubu and the Yorubas since the day Asiwaju declared his intentions to run for presidency now the SW rose up to defend their heritage and Land you are shouting "they hate us" we are only redirecting your cannon, arsenal and the ammunition you used against other people for years to your doorstep. He who cursed at the strike of the thunder must be ready to wrestle with Obakòso.

Your leaders and Influencer covertly used their silence to cheer you on and some of them even Openly gaslighted the fulanis but were mute against the Terrorist in their homeland, gringory said they are innocent youths with flags and not terrorist.

It's a wake up call to let you know that we the Yorubas are accomondating and a loving people who treat everyone equally But we are not cowards who will run from a battle or why do you think we have kingdoms and empires spreading to different continents and countries? Don't take the gentility and the Omoluabi in us for cowardice, YOU WON'T HAVE YOUR WAY WITH US. Ire ooo

Pierocash:
Count meat for pot,perewinko dey show face.

Two igbos have ruled Lagos as governors ,so...?

Lagos is a no man's land though owned by Yorubas and not owned by Tinubu and his cartels of area boys and rehab victims.

True lagosians don't make noise and don't insult those that have contributed immensely to the development of Lagos both politically, academically,and economically. Only strangers that migrated from Osun,ijebu, Ondo, and all underdeveloped neighboring States are the ones insulting those who have more stake than them simply because they speak Yoruba .

Since the true lagosians like the Gbadebo family,Obanikoro,etc aren't talking,then it is a no man's land

Are you talking about Military governor or a civilian governor Lagosian voted for?? Tell me one industry igbos dominate bigger than iron Steel business?? The only strangers in Lagos are those who have to travel 17hr by night bus to come sell gala and bottle water inside traffic

Everything is there to be proud of in Kwara, Kwarans should be the ones to be unnecessarily be obsessed with Lagos as some of our fathers have been in Lagos for over 300yrs. We have contributed to the development and trade of Lagos state infact we own the building materials sector which is a multibillion dollar sector in Lagos yet we dont brag in emptiness, we have countless properties all over Lagos, infact from Lagos Island down to Orile is like Kwara extention as you can hardly see a street without Kwara people in their multitudes yet we arent dragging spaces with our host. We have produced civilian Govern, senators, reps, chairmen, councillors, HOA, commissioners yet we aren't obsessed with Lagos nor overbearing with our boundaries. The present candidate pf APC ans PDP in the upcoming HOA in Apapa are both from kwara, we are a people of honor and regard, we dont pay the magnanimousity of our host with disrespect, we are proper omoluabi to the core. I am a proper Kwaran and an Olomu Aperan oloro agogo to the core. Lagos is Yoruba land not a no man's land[s][/s]

riverbird:


Don't tell me school passed through you and not the other way round.

Define organic crowd

riverbird:
We are watching......
Tinubu should also prove people wrong by attending town hall meetings were the organic fans are and not some scripted backyard interview that no one even knew when it happened.

Define organic followers

Obj vindicated him!
Jonathan castigated him!!

For 16yrs in opposition he was allegated, investigated, tried without any court sentence till date yet he is the Villian whilst someone who sold almost half of Nigeria Assets and promised to sell off the rest to his friends and cronies got them Atikulated.

A former governor who performed woefully during his tenure, was found wanting by the Pandora Paper investigation Team as a fraud diverting state funds into offshore accounts, was also found wanting for investing state funds into family business, fraudulently invested state funds into a Beer company he has a stake in which the worth of the investment is worth next to nothing is their overnight accidental messiah; Sheikh Gregory Obi Al-Bangladeshi aka the New Order.

Asiwaju is always bragging with his legacy, what he has been able to achieve as a Governor and a private citizen in the Private Sector. He doesn't have the need to bring imaginary figures of Bangladesh and Malaysia to proof a needless point, his point doesn't need binoculars verification to verify as they are all scattered all over Lagos.

Nigeria has lacked continuity in all ramifications and the only person who can give us that continuity by continuing the good Job President Muhammadu Buhari is doing currently is no other person than Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu. He didn't raise himself to be a Saint neither did he present himself to the populace as "Mr know it all" all he is echoing is that he knows the road, give me the chance to lead.

Chatham House was a political sagacity and a masterclass show of political eruditeness by Asiwaju himself, he showed his prowess in the power of teamness and how important it is to surround one's self with people who can perform excellently individually and otherwise on delegated responsibility. We have the best among the rest and another President in his Vice President who is also an achiever, a goal getter, a thinker and a doer.

He has given us a mandate to ensure Nigeria continues to work in the path of development and prosperity and on that mandate we shall gbamsolutely stand.

Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu is coming and his Mandate is unshakeable

Written by:
Oyeniyi Abiodun Samson

According to the Corporate Finance Institute (CFI), SMEs make up the majority of the businesses operating around the world. Generally, they are independent firms with less than 50 employees. However, the maximum number of employees is different from one country to the next. For most companies, the upper range sits around 250. Some countries dock the total number of employees at 200. The United States defines an SME, among other characteristics, as those with no more than 500 workers.
According to the World Bank, SMEs account for the majority of businesses worldwide and are important contributors to job creation and global economic development. They represent about 90% of businesses and more than 50% of employment worldwide. Formal SMEs contribute up to 40% of national income (GDP) in emerging economies. These numbers are significantly higher when informal SMEs are included. According to Word Bank estimation, 600 million jobs will be needed by 2030 to absorb the growing global workforce, which makes SME development a high priority for many governments around the world.
The above postulated facts by both the CFI and World bank have shown the importance of SMEs not only to the developed economies, its importance to emerging economies around the world cant be underemphasised. SMEs are very important to the growth of our every economy, a great contributor to our IGR and GDP as well as a huge employer of labor.
Despite the huge contribution of this emerging SMEs to our world today, a lot of mistakes have let to the death of a lot of once bubbling economically viable SMEs, a lot of mistakes they termed little were overlooked which still being overlooked till date is serving as catalyst to the closure of SMEs globally. There a lot of factors for the failures of many SMEs around the world and most of the times it doesn't have to do with lack of competence on the sides of employees or employer but as a result of lackadaisical nonchalant attitudes of both owners and staffs. Thete are many mistakes that has led to the failure of a lot of SMEs, nevertheless we will divulge into some that has been a major catalyst to the failures of this many establishments.
Book Keeping as easy as it may sound is one of the major reason why a lot of SMEs are folding up. Bookkeeping is the process of recording your company's financial transactions into organized accounts on a daily basis. It is the day to day record of a business enterprise. While it may not be the most glamorous job, maintaining accurate financials is crucial to small business success. Generally, owners often make bookkeeping mistakes in their business's early stages, primarily due to the lack of knowledge and experience. While this does not look like a huge problem at first, being aware of the mistakes can go a log way in mitigating against lose. Below are few mistakes of Bookkeeping SMEs owners do commit;
I. Disposing Receipts of Tiny Amount- An major disasters being committed by Owners of SMEs is trashing of Receipts of little amounts, this Receipts are very important when it comes to reconciliation of different accounts. it's better to be safe than sorry, it is better to keep those receipt in a safe place as it will be of great help when reconciliating different accounts.
II. Personal Handling of Bookkeeping - A lot of Owners tends to fall a victim of this huge big mistakes at the initial stage of starting a business. It is imperative to know ans understands that every components and part of accounting is sacrosanct to the survival of an establishment thus it is important to employ the service of an accountant to handle this delicate but important operations
III. Merging Personal and Business Finances together- With many small business owners managing their books by themselves, they often mix personal and business finances. This is a complex disadvantage situation and detrimental to the financial health of the business because business owners won't be able to know the real status of the financial state of the organisation.
IV. Negligence of not Reviewing Books- As it is important to hire a book keeper, so it is very important to always do a constant review of Book of accounts. A lot of business owners enthroned in totality the control of Bookkeeping to their Book keeper. This is a huge and can lead to the downfall of a business.
V. Lack of Proper Classification of Employees- With so many independent contractors, consultants, and freelancers around these days, it can sometimes be difficult to determine who is a company staff and who is not. Misclassifying employees and contractors can have significant consequences, including tax penalties and lawsuits.
VI. Improper Deduction and Collection of Taxes- Due to the explosion of eCommerce over the last 10 years, sales tax has become a complex issue for many small businesses. Historically, the mistake they most often made was simply failing to deduct sales tax from total sales, which would translate into lump-sum surprises come tax time. To avoid unnecessary mistakes or even court cases in some cases, bookkeeper must be familiar with the latest rule changes, so you can remain in compliance and limit your overall tax liability.

Employing the service of a professional book keeper may seem like an extra expense. Still, a fulfilled and well balanced book of account will end up being to your advantage in the long run, as well as a major determinant of the survival of the business.
Good luck!

Oyeniyi Abiodun Samson

A lot of people have made the huge mistake of not able to differentiate between intimate feeling and over bloated infatuation. Before we go further, let us quickly digress by differenting the two subjects so that we can have a robust understanding of the two as well as the difference between them. Intimate feeling or Intimacy in a relationship is a feeling of being close, and emotionally connected and supported whilst infatuation is a strong but not usually lasting feelings of love or attraction.
Haven broadly distinguished between this conflicting but mutually exclusive subjects, it shouldn't be of surprise that a lot of people refused to get that girl of their dream or make that girl of their dream to become a life long partner because they keep mistaking that Euphoric seasonal infatuation to be a strong intimate feeling and this has been one of the fundamental reason why we keep having high rise in divorce, marital break down and a lot of unhappy partners in a relationship.

The poser here is how can we distinguish between a feeling of infatuation and real intimacy, the following important key points will help to distinguish between the two;

I. Infatuation makes you very physically attracted to this person, and it can sometimes distract you from exploring other facets of this person, on the other hand, intimacy makes you see beyond physical attributes and start to ask a lot of questions about the personality of the person, lifestyles, their pros and cons, their turn off and turn on about people, their sexual orientation, education among other important things.

II. Your strong feeling towards this person will make you to be real in making your intentions known, there is no faking your personalities whatsoever, you are open to scrutiny and always want to be seen the way you are but that cannot be said about infatuation because you're very concerned about impressing this person and having them see you in a positive light. You want to be the Mr Perfect Gentleman without no flaws, this is a bad omen for any relationship.

III. I believe absolutely in the myths of Love at first sight although we sometimes or most of the times mistake infatuation for love at first sight. You're forming strong feelings for this person very quickly—almost as if you knew instantly, you want to make them your juliet while you be an immediate Romeo, you have started seeing your unborn kids in their eyes, series of holidays around the world are gallivanting around in your minds, infact you have chosen the color of suits for you and your best man to walk her down the aisle. You need to be careful when making decision about Love at first sight so that you won't be unnecessarily nfatuated.

IV. Obsession is borne out of infatuation, you feel vaguely "obsessed" with this person to the extent of wanting to be around them always, being with one's partner is never a bad idea but when it becomes excessively obsessive then the relationship wasn't actually a product of absolute intimacy from the onset but a Ray of infatuation.
We should put at the back of our minds that rhere are other numerous sign to actually distinguished whether what we have for our prospective partner is real or a bloated feeling of infatuation. Always look at for those signs

Written by:
Oyeniyi Abiodun Samson

Eriokanmi:
Ghana University kę! APC see what you've reduced Nigeria to? Omg!

We have many Ghanaians schooling in Nigeria as well and I am a Product of Ghana University myself

Admission for 2022/2023 Entrance into Ghana Universities


Admission form still on sale for admission in Ghana Universities. Remember no Jamb or post jamb Required Waec or Gce results Only

Available courses
Nursing
Business information system
Business management/administration
Financial management/economics
Marketing
Management
Tourism/hospitality
Accounting
Information technology
Electrical engineering
Computer science

Name of universities:
Zenith university college
Accra institute of technology
Vallew view university
Pentecoast university
All nations university
And more

They are private schools but all are government regulated universities because that is the system of schooling in Ghana

Note: pls only serious applicant needed and part payment will be paid pending when the admission letter is out

Document needed for admission:
Waec result
Waec online checker card
Birth certificate
Passport photograph

Admission fee: negotiable

For more informations kindly contact
Oyeniyi A samson
Tel:+233543410703 whatsapp: +2348022234510
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Note: I will be in Nigeria by saturday 20th december if you want to meet me one on one call 08022234510
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Education is a scam according to majority of your youths, what makes the world revolves according to their youthful mind is money. They fail to understand that there is a difference BTW Education, intelligence and wealth, whilst the the first two are mutually inclusive to a larger extent wealth is mutually exclusive from the formers.

The relationship between intelligence and education is one that scientists have been studying for years. It is correct to say that higher level of education leads to greater level of intelligence and also true the other way around, however, it does not apply for every situation. It is always like a dagger to my heart when I listen to discussion among our youth and what their day to day literary consumption is all about although my research and observations of a lot of our youths and their body language to education enhanced by the abysmal deterioration in our educational systems as a pointer, my answer wasn't far fetched at all.

I wished for the old good days growing up when a lot of us look forward to writing GCE and WAEC and also compete among ourselves educationally and otherwise on who will have the best results, a lot of people toured this nation all in the name of writing Post UTME at a tender age to achieve that dream of gaining admission into our preferred institution even thou most of us didnt achieve being admitted into our dream university yet we have an inbuilt zealousness to education. I remember eating the fat leg of a well fed chicken on the night of the day i presented my Jamb results to my mother, I haven't seen that smile and look of satisfaction on my father's face like I did that night, it was mind soothing and satisfying to experience that expression of satisfaction on the faces of my parents.

Computer has done more harm than good to our dear Nigerian youths to a larger extent because instead of being an avenue to develop prospective developer, tech expert, programmers, coding specialist among others, it has been an avenue for accidental forbes wannabe millionaires and stinkingly rich wretched money bags. I watched a video of boys less than 15yrs migrating from Delta to Edo or so to meet a boss who would prospectively show them the way to break the records of an overnight Billionaire before age 18. We are absolutely sitting on a time bomb with the trigger in the hands of majority of our youths roaming our streets on a daily basis, a ill-educated society is a potential war front.

Take India and china for example, in the Western theory, China and India belong respectively to the second and third worlds, but in Mao's theory both China and India are part of the Third World which he defined as consisting of exploited nations but today Indian and China massive and robust investment in education has made them to be a producer of the best sort after tech experts among the top tech companies around the world from Microsoft to Google to Meta and a whole lot of them and they have systematically with their industrial revolution backed up my massive investment in education moved from a third world country to a First and Second world country respectively.

Figure of speech sounds like a diviner chant, incantation and balderdash to their hearing, superior arguments and discuss to them is like pouring a cup of grain to a bucket of water. I most times wonder and question why our graduates are required to have a Test of English Language by English speaking country who I believe can understand whatever we speak in English language before they can further their education im their higher institution.
I criticise and have a bias opinion on the requirements of those countries without knowing that I wasn't being equitable with the truth and my judgement is laced with bias and patriotism to my country. A Corp member who doesn't know the meaning of NYSC, an accounting graduate that doesn't understand the rule of double entry, a graduate of Education in biology that doesn't know Amoeba and Osmosis.

Oh my dear country how the mighty has fallen, a country where an average youth can tell you the winner of every year BBN winner but can't recite state and capital, I recently saw a video of a core member that doesn't know how many quarters we have in a year, another can't grasp the riddle of half a dozen and half a score. The fundamental problem of our Education system is from the foundation as well as pressure from parents of this Era. Majority of the male child who are supposed to be under the care of the parents are now mostly the bread winners, parents don't care where the money comes from nor do they care to ask how their child with 4 jeans and 4 shirts becomes an overnight benz owner. The educational systems on the other hand do a paradigm of garbage in garbage out because a lot of our educational instructors and tutors do it not for the love of the job but for survival sake.

The government also have a hand in this deterioration in our educational systems as a result of their nonchalant attitudes to the plight of instructors and tutors, lack of adequate investment in facilities and infrastructures needed for a robust and comprehensive educational system and learning environment. A literate country is bound to reach its full potential as a nation in no time.

Our youth are the hope of this nation and without a well grounded education, our hope in them will be a useless hope. Education is the Key but remember a ill-educated country is a potential war front.

Oyeniyi Abiodun Samson

A lot of people wonder why helpers sometimes elude them, character is like a smoke no matter how we try to hide it, it will always show who we are and the sphere and realm of personality we operate from. A lot of people have given different mean to being woke.

To some people being woke is being respectful, outspoken in a peaceful and respectful manner, brilliant and read extensively beyond our field of study to have a broader view of different field of studies and how it operation is key to our daily lives, under standing the fundamentalities of how our immediate environment, state, country and the world at large positively and otherswise affect our daily lives.

To some other set of individuals being woke is about regurgitating their Loudness in emptiness, being a nonchalant bully, a disrespectful and discourteous individual, they glorify their shallowness in behavioural impudent, insolently arrogant and garrulously expressing their cheekiness in impertinence.

Being woke is our alertness to our immediate environment, ability to perceive injustice, lack of a working political and administrative system in the society and country at large, ability to constructively point out the ills and disdain in the society and logically criticise without character assassination and libelously slander another person because we don't tend to agree with their stand or political ideology.

Ours is a growing political sphere and system, our democracy is at the infantry stage, a toddling democracy learning the act of being a democratic bambino. We will get it right but our critics and criticism should follow the relicensing of our heroes past. Our wokeness shouldn't be about being disrespectful, insulting and unfailing criticism and overtly beaming the search light of criticism on our few negativity whilst we covertly neglect our abundance positivity.

Yes we are the woke generation, the generation that will get it right and give to our country men and women a working system, society and country but our wokeness mustn't take away our mannerism.

Oyeniyi Abiodun Samson

FLASH

"I AM A PRODUCT OF INSULTS" -BOLA TINUBU

"Some people get easily angry whenever they see me being insulted. I think that is childish. I'm a politician and it is my right to be insulted. It is my right to be called names, it is my right to get bad wishes from whoever I outrun in the polity. Politics, sometimes, is a bully game, don't get distracted, and keep your eyes on the ball. It is a game of numbers but equally important, a game of common sense with the sole aim of improving people's lives with the right policies.

Mohammed Ali was a great boxer, he punched you once, he ran away, he made you angry so much that you lose your focus and balance, then he would hit you hard. Those who must beat him must never be angry or lose focus while fighting, keep your strategy to yourself win some, lose some, that's politics but you must strive to win all but you can never win all.

"As for insults, I have received uncountable insults since I joined politics.
You can see where I am today.
I'm a product of insults, left right & center, that's my food & medicine"

-Asiwaju Bola Tinubu

Don't be surprised very soon in the future people like Jack Obinyan will promote Ortomatic Failure of Benue state as one of the best performing Governor of this Era, he will tell you how he fought fulani herdsmen to standstill and secured the state beyond imagination, paid pension and salary as at when due, invest in infrastructure and massively turn the country around.

We were alive when Peter Obi aka Ada Obi was Governor of Anambra state and how he was the least performing governor of that era. Fashola was the golden Boy of that dispensation followed by Akpabio, Amaechi, Shettima among others, infact obi name didn't ring a bell and nothing significant can be pointed to his administration as his legacy projects how Jack and his co-travellers have made him a Messianic cult hero over night still baffles the sensibility of majority who followed the polity of that time.

It's with gladness of heart to witness how their pack of lies his falling like a pack of cards, HE Peter Obi should serve as a lesson to our politicians that today is the the tomorrow of yesterday and whatever you do in office will be your reference point in the future to come. Obi openly criticise Ngige for contesting on Onye Yoruba Party ACN and that Anambrans should resist yoruba domination of Anambra political scene whilst his counterpart Aswiaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu was employing the best brains all over the federation to put Lagos State on the Map of development.

Atiku Performance is well documented inside OBJ's Book "My Watch" someone who openly said Northners doesn't need a yoruba candidate or an Igbo candidate is tagging himself the Unifier infact he is the unifire. He headed a committe that sold a national asset for over 500% less than its face value only to come and apologise that it was a mistake, he promised to sell NNPC to his friends and cronies. He had to be smuggled like a bag of beans to America by the last sitting Senate President on diplomatic grounds.

A mere custom officer who became a billionaire overnight and one of the most Corrupt VP ever in the history of our politics should not be allowed to near our national coffers.

Asiwaju is the real deal, vote for Competence and Brilliance. ASIWAJU 2023

♾️♾️♾️ Oyeniyi Abiodun Samson

sarkinbauchi:



Only Yoruba Muslims and some Bigot Yoruba Christians are still following Tinubu

So which follow Obi the Ipob sympathiser