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Health › Re: Ondo Businessman, Akinbolusere Kayode Dies By Suicide, Records Video Of His Will by SamAGM(m): 3:19pm On Oct 30
Money is not the cure to everything. Yes, it definitely makes life easier and damn fun to live, but there are some things even money cannot do.



Tooreda:
Àsàsí abi èdì. You have all the money and still kpaid urself
Christianity Etc › Re: Patient's Response After Surgeon Said "Let's Bow Our Head & Pray" Before Surgery by SamAGM(m): 4:56pm On Oct 25
grin grin grin grin grin

very angry surgeon ma. bet why grin

Leemzyy:
That patient is not serious, if I was the surgeon I will just abandoned the werey
Politics › Re: Police Fire Tear Gas At Rhodes-Vivour, Funso Doherty During EndSARS Memorial! by SamAGM(m): 2:44pm On Oct 21
The same me? You don't know me at all.
Be guided.

If you say no one died during endsars, may what happened or didn't happen at lekki toll gate happen to you and your family members, abi?

Can you say Amen or not?


Chivisee:
Baba how many of your family members died during endsars? Trying to deceive people has been your only pattern, if it did not work then you think it will work now ? The same you that was cheering Nnmadi Kanu when he was asking people to destroy Lagos? Destroy Lagos airport, destroy American embassy??
Politics › Re: Police Fire Tear Gas At Rhodes-Vivour, Funso Doherty During EndSARS Memorial! by SamAGM(m): 10:57pm On Oct 20
Lekki massacre never happened? And you're calling God on it.

The Lord is truly patient. Truly patient.


flokii:
Truly, God cannot be mocked..

God pass man.

Despite the lies about Lekki massacre that never happened, the cash hoarding and all sorts of shenanigans deployed to tarnish PBAT's name, he still became President of Nigeria and is on course to get re-elected for his second term.
One word I have for the Yoruba sellouts is that y'all should chill.. that tome will come when they will rope lies on your head just to bury you like they attempted with PBAT. When that time comes,.other sellouts will join hands to bury you and your glory. It's a matter of time y'all will learn.
Politics › Re: Police Fire Tear Gas At Rhodes-Vivour, Funso Doherty During EndSARS Memorial! by SamAGM(m): 10:55pm On Oct 20
Unlike you, I have a life, and don't have my existence on a faceless forum.

And since you like corpses so much, you can go to the nearest mortuary to view as many as you want.

And if you say no one was killed in Lagos during endsars because you don't have pictures of their corpses, then may the fate of those courageous men and women befall you.

Since you can't do a simple Google search.

Lagos State judicial panel findings suddenly doesn't exist.

Amnesty international findings don't exist.

Ecowas rulings don't exist.

There doesn't exist a video on bbc showing the moment the army opened fire, with people shouting that someone had been killed.

Police decided to tear gas a gubernatorial aspirant who went there for rememberance for no reason.

Arrant nonsense.

Counterigbolies:
with all your noise

Na simple question I ask u now, u humble

Na person wey no know u hypocrites go dey waste precious time on una
Politics › Re: Police Fire Tear Gas At Rhodes-Vivour, Funso Doherty During EndSARS Memorial! by SamAGM(m): 4:37pm On Oct 20
You made a very foolish statement.

Attempting to gaslight thousands of people over wickedness to score cheap points? or what is the reason for this dumbass take?

People died in Lagos. families lost loved ones. that people died in anambra doesn't invalidate that.

this is a faceless forum, not a brainless one.

Counterigbolies:
They deserve it

How can u be so hypocritical that u call what happened at lekki massacre n u are ready to maintain that stand despite not showing us any corpse but u don't care about where corpses were floating in Anambra state?

No b craze be that?

So are Lagos lives more important than Anambra lives or their agenda must just agend
Politics › Re: NNPCL Has Increased Its Petrol To N1405 by SamAGM(m): 5:36pm On Oct 17
I find it hard to believe there are still people who will vote for tinubu next year.

But there will be, unfortunately.
Politics › Re: Cross River State Govt Gives 15 Magistrates Electric Cars (VIDEO) by SamAGM(m): 2:01am On Oct 12
They don't act like Nigerians are stupid.

They act BECAUSE respectfully speaking, far too many Nigerians are stupid.

kerry57:
Na so, why now that election is close?

Politicians act like Nigerians are stupid. For the past three years plus, these magistrates don't exist right? It's few months to election that u remembered that they exist just like WIKE AND ABUJA JUDGES.

THE NEXT ELECTION WILL BE BRUTALLY FUNNY.
Crime › Re: US Congressional Candidate, Bernadette Greene-Placentia Raped by SamAGM(m): 2:48pm On Oct 09
grin grin grin wetin concern tinubu here now 😂😂

ShobayoEmma:
Raped without reporting to the appropriate authorities is like a story for the gods. If true though, the rapist will still be raped by the higher rapist.




Tinubu, a bad man with good intentions.
Car Talk › Re: Honda Accord 2008 (discussion) Current Price In Nigeria + Common Problems by SamAGM(m): 8:51am On Oct 05
It's an excellent car, if you;

1) don't live in an area with bad roads. It will cripple the car's suspension and you won't enjoy having to change some of your suspension components every 4 months. That was what made me eventually sell off mine, as painful as that was.

2) maintain it properly, both with the right fluids and the right parts. The ball joint is fine, just ensure the pin that comes with the new ones is used, and always check it every 6 months, especially if no 1 above is your case.

3) if it has a faulty power steering pump, get a good new one rather than used. And use the right fluid also.

It's quite fast for its size and well balanced on speed. I remember pacing a white c300 on that Ibadan osogbo road at 160kmh, after gbongan, and getting 30mpg on the trip. With AC on throughout.

The road was not as bad as it is now though.

City driving is usually closer to 20-21mpg, as long as you don't have Christmas lights on your dash.
Car Talk › Re: Tell Us Your Car Faults. Let's Assess And Fix Them by SamAGM(m): 9:09am On Oct 03
Yeah, you're good actually. That's 8km/l. By factory mpg, it's a bit low, but accounting for Nigerian fuel, age of the engine, AC use, its good.

Do you have a check engine light?


josephsm823:
79 litres on a 640 km distance both city and highway drive on a Toyota highlander 2016 2GR engine. Ac was on about 20 percent of the journey. Is this fair?
Politics › Re: "look At Soludo’s Road!" —Man Peels Off Newly Built Anambra Road With His Hand by SamAGM(m): 10:08am On Sep 26
Yes, it's the rain's fault for the road not being in good condition. those that constructed it are aliens to the earth, and didn't know that rain falls here.

AsomughaChuks02:
I know that road. It was newly coated with asphalt but the heavy rains didn't even let it dry and solidify before damaging it and causing huge erosion close by. The guy there is just being mischievous. Governor Soludo has done far better roads than Peter Obi even dualizing roads in Peter Obi's hometown that's why Agulu people chose to honour Dora Akunyili with a statue rather than Peter Obi because they consider Obi a disappointment to their town.
Autos › Re: 2008 Honda Accord @ 3.5m by SamAGM(m): 7:47pm On Sep 24
cry cry

For the whole car? Na wah o bros.

FortCavazosKnox:
What about 3m for the last price?
Politics › Re: Petrol Cheaper In Nigeria Than US, Many African Countries — Minister, Heineken by SamAGM(m): 7:44pm On Sep 23
grin grin grin

Olamideayomide:
What is current standard of living in Nigeria and USA?
When you though as they are old they will have brain, you will discover that their brains has stopped working since they started supporting APC.

Awon Agba ti o ni dale.... Mmthew!!!!!...
Rada rada
Politics › Re: Petrol Cheaper In Nigeria Than US, Many African Countries — Minister, Heineken by SamAGM(m): 7:43pm On Sep 23
grin grin grin

You're doing well, comrade

breathless:
Coming from someone with such a name (Heineken), I'm not surprised.
Politics › Re: Petrol Cheaper In Nigeria Than US, Many African Countries — Minister, Heineken by SamAGM(m): 7:42pm On Sep 23
It doesn't serve their agenda, that's why. My own is even, fine, leave subsidy.

But stimulate the economy so GDP rises, people have jobs and the minimum wage rises.

Because why are we paying this much for fuel and other essentials AND people are still not able to afford them?

It makes no sense whatsoever.

Dogalmighty17:
The black man is simply an embarrassment. He is using the price of a litre of petrol in the US for comparison. In one day, the least paid worker in the US makes more than Nigeria's monthly minimum wage but the evil animals we call our leaders here in Nigeria will never bring up that comparison.
Autos › Re: This Camry No Be Ordinary Motor Imstead Of 7m Just Buy Am For 6.1m Call by SamAGM(m): 9:34am On Sep 22
grin grin grin

Who vex you this morning grin

Saturnalia:
I remember when Tinubu just became the President of Nigeria in 2023, all of you started increasing the prices of your overrated Accidented cars indiscriminately out of bitterness for Tinubu, and because your messiah lost a very credible election.

One of you (LargemanAutos) took the mischief to the highest level by always churning out fake & overinflated prices of cars every month so that your people could have a legitimate reason to blame Tinubu.

Another person (Hubccruuz) is selling a used 2017 Lexus RX350 F-Sport for 85 Million Naira. Nonsense car wey no pass 35 Million.

I told you then that only you and your family members will be driving those cars in your car lots.

You think you’re doing Tinubu but you’re only doing yourselves.

This Camry that you’re advertising now on this thread, na 1.5 Million you go sell am last last when it turns into a rust bucket.

When the Chinese eventually floods the Nigerian Auto Markets with their affordable electric cars. All of you will be forced to retire back to your villages by hawking Guava and Kuli-Kuli.
Car Talk › Re: My Car Fuel Consumption Is Draining Me, I'm So Frustrated, Please Help Me by SamAGM(m): 10:02am On Sep 21
Is it not this guy? Giving terrible advice since inception.

Anyone who follows his advice don enter one chance.

bong4:
What an advice! "Respray, Package and sell off". The fraud keeps going round and round. The next owner might be a nairalander and will come here very soon to complain of same thing, and you will be on ground to give same terrible advice.
Health › Re: My Fart Smells Terribly: Please What Could Be The Cause Of This? by SamAGM(m): 3:28pm On Sep 18
ah, you get bad mouth! grin

but OP, to be serious, your diet is the first suspect, then how often you use the loo.
Because, clock it, if what is coming out is that deadly, what must be inside that is producing it?

Visit the hospital as soon as you can also.

iamoyindamola:
You need hypo and chlorine to wash your stomach grin
Pray you don't need surgery because it will be like opening septic tank
Health › Re: My Fart Smells Terribly: Please What Could Be The Cause Of This? by SamAGM(m): 3:26pm On Sep 18
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Nicotinekills:
*Sometimes, after farting in my room, I have to open all the windows, put on the fan, spare air freshener and evacuate the premises for a few hours before returning.*

But can you help me fart into a bottle container for somedays. I will pay for it. I need to empty it somewhere in asorock

Oboy see precautions omo
Phones › Re: Which Phone Brand Will You NEVER Buy Again, No Matter How Cheap It Becomes? by SamAGM(m): 8:24am On Sep 17
grin grin

Yemike:
Infinix and Tecno.
Tried using it 5 times in the past and I regretted that decision. The last one Tecno i used, I changed the screen and battery twice each, charging port and power button thrice each.
It's like I've developed a phobia for those brands.

I know that they're the same company with itel but I'll prefer itel cuz at least I know from onset I'm settling for mediocrity.
Phones › Re: Which Phone Brand Will You NEVER Buy Again, No Matter How Cheap It Becomes? by SamAGM(m): 8:24am On Sep 17
grin grin grin


Benwallt:
Na burn I burn my own. I saw shege , my brother I no fit explain am.
Phones › Re: Which Phone Brand Will You NEVER Buy Again, No Matter How Cheap It Becomes? by SamAGM(m): 10:25pm On Sep 16
Seconded. That phone showed me shege banza. I eventually smashed it when I got a replacement

Benwallt:
ZTE not even for my enemy. Hmm, no go there
Phones › Re: Which Phone Brand Will You NEVER Buy Again, No Matter How Cheap It Becomes? by SamAGM(m): 10:24pm On Sep 16
What Infinix phone did you buy? wink


MONEY247:
Tecno, itel infinix...

The durability of these phones in software rigidity is low.
A transsiion phone over time lags like shiit...

I bought an infinix , the phone made me had carry over in my school because it hung on vlc app for more than 8 hours and I do get exam info from my whatsapp.... these phone just froze...on the vlc app
I went to exam hall and was told the exam had already been written..,..

I will never forget that day..
Business › Re: Petrol Hits ₦1,395/Litre As Dangote Hikes Price Again by SamAGM(m): 10:05am On Sep 13
Just one line of this is incorrect.

Most Nigerians ARE stupid.

Because that's the only explanation for anyone defending the same government that put you in such hardship.


LabStores:
What nonsense “heavy debt” are you taking about? What's bad in debt if USA, China, Russia etc are the biggest in owing debt?

What people like you conveniently and hypocritically turn a blind eye to is the irresponsibility of this government.

Is Iran importing fuel? If a country with enormous oil resources can refine and supply its own people, why is Nigeria, one of the world's major oil producers, still heavily dependent on imported petrol?

Why can't the government simply do its basic job and keep our refineries working?

For decades, billions have supposedly been spent on rehabilitation, maintenance and turnaround projects, yet Nigerians are still being told that importing fuel is somehow inevitable. Yet, Dangote with just one refinery is able to take care of our consumptions and even have leftovers to export.

And now, instead of government taking responsibility for a strategic national resource, we have essentially left a huge part of the fuel supply chain to the dictates of private business.

Let's be very clear: a businessman is not running a charity.
His responsibility is to make profit and increase his net worth. He is not obligated to sacrifice his business interests because Nigerians are suffering.
That responsibility belongs to government.
Government's responsibility is to protect the public interest, ensure energy security, encourage competition, prevent exploitation and create an environment where Nigerians can actually afford to live.

So after removing fuel subsidy for nearly three years, what exactly have ordinary Nigerians gained?

Has transportation become cheaper?

Is healthcare better?

What is the minimum wage?

Has food become cheaper?

Has electricity become cheaper?

Has manufacturing become cheaper?

Have wages increased proportionately?

Has the average Nigerian's quality of life improved?

If the answer is NO, then Nigerians have every right to ask: what exactly was the purpose of all this suffering?

You cannot keep telling people to endure hardship while government keeps failing at the most basic responsibilities.

Nigerians are not stupid.

We are tired.

We are angry.

And we are increasingly asking the most uncomfortable question of all:

At what point does government stop asking citizens to sacrifice and start sacrificing itself?
Politics › Re: FG Announces Plans For 360km/h High-speed Rail From Lagos To Maiduguri by SamAGM(m): 1:35pm On Sep 01
this is the comment I was looking for grin grin grin

I mean, normal train sef dey derail, talk less of one going at that speed.

Hopefully they can actually pull it off, but then again, maybe its bet they don't, because I do not trust their work standards.

tuoyoojo:
Small abuja to Kaduna, na so train dey derail , na we wan come manage a train going at over 300km per hour




With our poor maintenance culture
Politics › Re: FBI Submits Tinubu’s Records To Judge Beryl Howell For Her Eyes Only by SamAGM(m): 10:57pm On Aug 29
I don't know if you are serious or you said this under the influence of alcohol or hard drugs.

Because this is utter rubbish.

ThinkSmarter:
There are women that were once sexually active (promiscuous) that will make better wife more than some less sexually active women.
Same way, there are men that will make better husbands or leaders despite their criminal pasts.
There are many Indian hemp smokers cum womanisers that will make better better husbands than non smokers and non womanisers.
Look around you.
Intelligent people are more curious and tend to experiment with drugs, sex, machines and electronics faster than less intelligent people.
Tinubu is smart and his reforms are necessary for socioeconomic development of Nigeria.
He may steal some money but he will deliver.
Every politicians steals, don't be deceived by those forming saint.
Atiku is desperate like a sex starved man making promises to a woman.
I'm not not a politician.
And I am from South East.
Nigeria will be great, the journey just began.
Ndewonu.
Politics › Re: Osun Election: Adeleke Leads Oyebamiji With 18,984 Votes by SamAGM(m): 12:25am On Aug 16
The gap is now at 74k grin grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Church Abuja by SamAGM(m): 4:40pm On Aug 09
This will be my last reply to you, so let it sink in.

Ask you for evidence? What evidence does a snake want to give the owner of a poultry that it didn't eat his birds?

You can keep yammering for all I care. The church wasn't a whorehouse before the priest spoke truth to power, but it's a whorehouse now, right? Why do you care what it is, if you have no business there?

That's what you are, a business man, and a bad one at that, because you've been paid to attempt to dismantle an institution that will outlive you. You've essentially taken on a business venture from which you have zero chances of making a profit. Bravo.

Long after you've turned to Bonny light, the church would still be standing.

And calling me black man, is that supposed to be an insult? Because if that's your intention, then I can already see why you were paid to go against something bigger than you; you're very easily dispensable. Anything that happens to you doesn't really matter to anyone.

At best, you will make noise and gain some semblance of relevance for about the time it takes to cook noodles.

At worst, which is the most likely outcome, you'll shout and shout, and get no answer, and fade into the oblivion you were before money gave you a voice and sent you on a fool's errand.


billsilverman:
Black man, go to the church and ask questions or better still ask me for evidence. I'm happy to receive money to destroy the whorehouse it is no longer a church. Every single thing written here is pure truth and you are busy talking nonsense. Face the issue at hand the Catholic Church is dead.
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Church Abuja by SamAGM(m): 2:43am On Aug 09
How much were you paid? Running a psyops campaign to discredit the man because he didn't pull any punches when telling the president about the state of the nation.

The same lazy thinking of "the pastor is prospering, but if even one member is poor, then it means he's not doing well and is probably a thief" is the same rubbish you're regurgitating, all because the man wouldn't sugarcoat the truth.

Mtcheww.
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by SamAGM(m): 12:09am On Jul 28
Congratulations on the new whip. It will serve you well.

As for raising shocks, DO NOT do this. You will throw off the aerodynamics of the car, and if you're someone who likes going at really high speeds when travelling, it may become a safety risk. It will also lead to faster than normal wear on your CV joints and tire treading. Bad idea all around.

For tire size, you can go for 225/50/18. This gives you the 1/2 inch raise you want without touching your suspension.

You can also go for 215/55/18, provided it will not rub the fender when turning with your steering completely turned, which I don't think it will, but I'm not 100% sure. Going for this one will give you 2/3 inches of lift, which is more than the raising shocks will give you also.

Also, if you go for the 215mm tire, the speedo will be slower by about 5% of your actual speed, so if you're going at 100kmh on speedo, you're actually doing about 105kmh. You may want to keep that in mind, not an issue, just to know your car better.


conyema12:
Good Evening guys, Thank you all for your input, I finally got a clean 2014 se Camry from Lagos and I must say its way too clean from Engine to Body. I really did my research before getting this one.
However the car it too low and I think its a general problem with Saloon cars on Nigerian roads. It came with 225/45/18 Tyre. I would love your input on the right tyre to use in order to slightly raise the car to avoid touching bumpy roads.
Some people are suggesting I do the shock raise by 1/2 inch.
Please kindly assist me
Thanks
Phones › Re: Realme C100i Drops To ₦211,100. Is It Worth Buying At This Price? by SamAGM(m): 11:54pm On Jul 27
If those specs are true, then it's a terrible deal. Very terrible.

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