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Romance / Humans Can't Have Sex In Space - Science Report by samguy007: 8:00am On Mar 18, 2013
The mile-high club apparently no longer excites us. So we're looking to aim higher -- literally.
As rumors swirl that astronauts are doing the deed, sex in space may be shifting from a steamy science-fiction fantasy to an actual possibility.
Now, scientists are studying what could happen if a baby was conceived in minimal-gravity conditions.
A University of Montreal study, published Wednesday on PLOS ONE Journal, suggests that low-gravity conditions can potentially cripple cell development.
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Jobs/Vacancies / Russelsmith Group Nigeria Recruitment [2013] by samguy007: 8:30am On Mar 14, 2013
Bright, passionate, energetic people have therefore been the reason for our growth. When you step into RusselSmith, you have left the shores of Nigeria and stepped into a world of pace-setters.
Our employees are privileged to undergo an intensive and highly structured training to equip them with requisite skills.
Subsequent training and development programmes are also streamlined along career path options.
Career progression in the company is largely performance driven.

WHY JOIN RUSSELSMITH?
A career at RusselSmith offers you growth and a chance to make a difference. Throughout our history, we have continued to help our employees realize their dreams, whilst creating opportunities for them to fulfill their personal and professional potential.

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Fashion / 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Do Plastic Surgery by samguy007: 12:51am On Mar 13, 2013
Thanks to plastic surgery you can do anything to change every part of your body. You shouldn’t though. This gallery mostly covers why.

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Science/Technology / Man Teaches Two-legged Pig To Walk by samguy007: 6:03pm On Feb 27, 2013







A pig which was born with just its two front legs has become an unlikely celebrity in Henan Province, China.

The 10-month-old animal, known by villagers as Zhu Jianqiang, which means Strong-Willed Pig, was born with only two front legs, which it now uses to walk on.

According to owner Wang Xihai, Zhu Jianqiang was one of nine piglets born in a litter this January.

He recalls: 'My wife asked me to dump it but I refused as it's a life. I thought I should give it a chance and unexpectedly it survived healthily.'

Several days after Zhu's birth Wang decided to train the two-legged female piglet to walk by lifting it up by its tail. 'I trained her a while each day. After 30 days she could agilely walk upside down.'

Wang said his home has been besieged by visitors since the birth of the pig, which currently weighs 110lbs. A circus even offered a high price for the pig, but he refused to sell.

'She proved to us that no matter what form life is it should continue to live on,' he said. 'I won't sell her no matter how much the offer is.'


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Nairaland / General / Strange-woman Marries Her Twin Sister's Killer by samguy007: 1:11pm On Feb 18, 2013
STRANGE-Woman Marries Her Twin Sister's Killer

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina — This was a Valentine's Day wedding that the bride's family wanted no part of: An Argentine woman married the man convicted of killing her twin sister.
Neighbors were against it as well. A mob gathered outside the civil registry office where Thursday's wedding took place, throwing stones and eggs.
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Jobs/Vacancies / South Atlantic Petroleum Limited (SAPETRO) Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2013 by samguy007: 1:41am On Feb 16, 2013
South Atlantic Petroleum Limited (SAPETRO) is an indigenous oil exploration and Production Company, whose vision is to be the best indigenous Oil Company, striving to build a better Nigeria. SAPETRO seeks top talent personnel to enable her achieve this vision.

Job Title: Graduate Trainee Geosciences – SA010
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Role Description

To support maximization of our existing assets and the pursuit of our business expansion agenda. we seek a talented, enthusiastic, innovative and multi-tasking individual.

Reports To: Senior Geophysicist



Key Roles

The ideal person will assist the Senior Geophysicist In all geophysical acquisitions and evaluations. He will be responsible for Map production, geodetic referencing and Data Management functions.

Accountabilities

Collate, organize, index, and archive all exploration data into a Database.
Continually update the database with new data/Information
Manage all data search and ret?leval procedures within the department.
Produce, edit, format maps using the ArcGIS software for purposes of referencing and presentations.

Person Profile


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Minimum of a 2nd Class Honours University degree in Geology or Geophysics.
Must have completed NYSC.
Ability to use the ESRI ArcGlS software,
Must be able to load 2D and 3D seismic data to SMT kingdom program.
Must have non-seismic field data collection experience with Scintrex or other Magnetometer.
Ability to work with minimum supervision and produce independent work.
Good (verbal & written) communication skills and the ability to work in a team
Good organizational skills with attention to detail.
Good interpersonal and problem solving skills,
Good presentation skills.
Teachable and willing to share knowledge as well.
Conversant with the use of Microsoft Office Tools, especially Powerpoint, PDF and MS Project.

Application Closing Date

21st February, 2013

Method of Application
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Interested and quaIed candidates should send their CVs (Microsoft Word Format) as an attachment to:

jobopportunities@owel-linkso.com

Email subject title should read: Graduate Trainee Geosciences – SA010

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Jobs/Vacancies / Pwc Graduate Recruitment Nigeria – 2013 by samguy007: 9:13am On Feb 14, 2013
PricewaterhouseCooper (PwC) firms help organisations and individuals create the value they’re looking for. We’re a network of firms in 158 countries with more than 180,000 people who are committed to delivering quality in assurance, tax and advisory services.
In Sub-Saharan Africa, we’re the largest provider of professional services with offices in 26 countries and close to 8,000 people. This enables us to provide our clients with seamless and consistent service, wherever they’re located on the continent.
Our in-depth knowledge and understanding of African operating environments enables us to put ourselves in our clients’ shoes and offer truly tailored Tax, Assurance and Advisory solutions to unique business challenges.



PwC Graduate Recruitment Nigeria – 2013

Position: Trainee
Department: Assurance
Job type: Permanent
Reference Number: 125-NIG00013

Roles & Responsibilities

Your learning with us begins with a structured eight week induction course. This is the first element of a development framework that will help you build business awareness, technical, personal and management skills throughout your career.
Self-directed, career-long training is a key feature of life here at PwC. The entire working environment is designed to empower you to learn.
You will have access to a wealth of critical knowledge, such as best practices documentation and methodology tools. We will provide you with continuous on- the-job guidance, and you will acquire key knowledge about industries, business strategy and practical business issues faced by our clients through your daily experiences.
Professional qualifications will play a vital role in your career. We will provide you with all the support and resources you need to excel in your professional exams. . A coach who will play an important role in your career development will be made available to help you unlock your potentials, so that you can perform at your best.
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International development is a valuable development opportunity which our global network can provide. This provides you with the opportunity to spend a year or two gaining experience and fresh perspectives with one of the PwC firms around the world, or explore new cultures during short-term client assignments or training courses abroad.
Requirements

Fresh Graduate
Completed NYSC
Minimum of 2nd Upper Class Honours
Application Closing Date
25 February 2013

Note: All applications received will be reviewed and only short-listed candidates will be invited to participate in the assessment process. Progression to the next level will depend on your performance at the initial assessment.

At the interview stage, you will be required to complete a Personal History form which will be attached to the invitation email you receive for our interview. The completed Personal History form and the originals of the under-listed items will be vetted by our Human Capital team, and copies of all the relevant documents will be collected.

WAEC certificate
University certificate
NYSC discharge certificate
Birth certificate
Any relevant Professional certifications
1 colour passport-sized photograph
If you are successful in all the assessment stages, you will be offered a career with us. All successful candidates are expected to resume in July 2013.
We look forward to receiving your application, and subsequently welcoming you to our team!


How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should:
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Nairaland / General / Unilag Student Exchange His Kidney For First Class by samguy007: 7:17am On Feb 14, 2013
For real? He is not a first class candidate, he is just fooling himself. What he did could have been termed a good deed, if it wasn't for selfish reasons.
According to a report on DeeLinkage, a 24-year-old graduate of the University of Lagos had to part with his kidney, just so he could graduate with a first class from the institution.
Read more>http://www.wapjoint.com/2013/02/unilag-student-exchange-his-kidney-for.html
Jobs/Vacancies / CCC Construction Company Recruitment [8 Positions] by samguy007: 7:11am On Feb 12, 2013
CCC Construction Company Recruitment [8 Positions]

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CCC is a leading construction company involved in major road construction projects in the South-East and
Job Description
South-West of Nigeria needs the services of the following personnel for immediate employment. Positions Include:



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1.) Plant Superintendent


2.) Electrical Technician


3.) Quantity Surveyors


4.) Catering Supervisor


5.) Senior Technicians/Mechanics


6.) Heavy Duty Mechanics

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7.) Civil Engineers


8.) Asphalt Specialists

All interested candidates must be Nigeria citizen.

How to Apply
All applicants should send their applications and Curriculum Vitae (CV) to:
mtayar@cccnigeria.com ; rdsouza@cccafrica.com or nemmanuel@cccafrica.com
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Nairaland / General / Man Tries To Impregnate Horse by samguy007: 2:48pm On Feb 09, 2013
Man Tries to Impregnate Horse

http://www.wapjoint.com/2013/02/man-tries-to-impregnate-horse.html
His girlfriend was unreliable, so he went out to find a stable relationship.
According to a signed -- though undated -- statement newly released by the Smoking Gun, Andrew Mendoza of Danavang, Texas, was waiting for his girlfriend to call one night and told himself that if he didn't hear from her, he would go next door and "mess with the neighbor's horse." She didn't call.

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Politics / Gunmen Murder Octogenarian Lagos Chief by samguy007: 12:54pm On Feb 08, 2013
Gunmen Murder Octogenarian Lagos Chief

Unidentified gunmen, at the early hours of yesterday, shot an octogenarian white cap chiefdead, in his apartment on Iga Iduganran Street, Isale-Eko, Lagos.
Meantime, the state government has described the death of the Onimole as shocking and unfortunate.
The late Onimole.

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Jobs/Vacancies / IITA Vacancy : Monitoring And Evaluation Specialist by samguy007: 8:33am On Feb 04, 2013
IITA Vacancy : Monitoring and Evaluation Specialist
 
IITA Nigeria is recruiting for the position of a Monitoring and Evaluation Specialist, who will aid in Developing a Monitoring & Evaluation framework for the institute. A key aspect of the M&E framework should be gender sensitivity/mainstreaming .

Monitoring and Evaluation Specialist (Ref: DDG-R4D/MES/01/13)

Background: The International Institute of Tropical Agriculture (IITA) invites applications for the position of Monitoring and Evaluation Specialist.

IITA is an international non-profit research-for-development (R4D) organization created in 1967, governed by a Board of Trustees, and supported primarily by the Consultative Group of International Agricultural Research (CGIAR). Our R4D is anchored on the development needs of sub-Saharan Africa. We develop agricultural solutions with our partners to tackle hunger and poverty by reducing producer and consumer risks, enhancing crop quality and productivity, and generating wealth from agriculture. We have more than 100 internationally recruited scientists from about 35 countries and 900 nationally recruited staff based in various stations across Africa. Please visit http://www.iita.org/ for more information on IITA.

IITA conducts all its research in the framework of the CGIAR Research Programs (CRPs) and operates through four regional hubs, based in West, East, Southern and Central Africa. To align with the CGIAR and to further ensure delivery of high-quality science and effective use of resources, IITA will move towards a results-based performance management system. We are thus looking for a suitably qualified, dynamic and enthusiastic person to fill the position of Monitoring & Evaluation Specialist to lead this activity for the institute.

The M&E Specialist will be responsible for institute-wide M&E function and activity, focusing on key performance indicators (KPIs) at the hub, CRP and institute level, and provide strategic support to IITA management. The M&E Specialist will report directly to IITA’s Deputy Director General (DDG) R4D and coordinate activities of M&E experts in other divisions and in projects.

Position/Responsibilities:
The primary responsibilities of the M&E Specialist will include:

Develop a Monitoring & Evaluation framework for the institute. A key aspect of the M&E framework should be gender sensitivity/mainstreaming.
Support IITA management in the implementation of results-based performance management.
Lead M&E activities.
Establish, lead and coordinate an institute-wide M&E team.
Provide management with adequate information for strategic decision making.

Educational Qualifications:
The candidate should hold a PhD, MBA or similar advanced degree in a relevant field.

Core Competencies:
PhD degree, MBA or similar advanced degree in a relevant discipline.
At least 10 years of relevant experience.
Excellent track record in developing M&E frameworks and implementing results-based performance management.
Proven leadership skills and sensitivity to cross-cultural and gender issues and ability to work with multi-disciplinary teams.
Excellent interpersonal and communication skills.
Excellent written and oral communication skills in English language are required with proficiency in other international languages viewed as a strong asset.
Demonstrated strategic thinking and time management skills.
Commitment to gender equity and diversity.
Knowledgeable in:
performance analysis indicators
logical framework approach
theory-based evaluation
formal survey techniques
rapid appraisal methods and other participatory methods
cost-benefit analysis and impact assessment approaches
Conversant with database development, storage and management

Duty Station: IITA Headquarters, Ibadan, Nigeria.
General information: Initial appointment is for three years. IITA offers a competitive remuneration package paid in US dollars.

Applications
Applications including covering letter, curriculum vitae, names and addresses of three referees should be addressed to the Human Resources Manager. Please complete our online application form using this link: http://www.iita.org/irs-online-application

SEE VACANCY HERE
Closing Date: 8th February 2013
IITA is an equal opportunity employer and particularly welcomes applications from women candidates.
Please note that only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.

Jobs/Vacancies / U.S. Embassy Recruitment by samguy007: 8:06am On Feb 04, 2013
The U.S. Embassy in Abuja is seeking to employ suitable and qualified candidates in the Facilities Maintenance Section.

JOB NO.: 2012-008
WORK HOURS: Full-time; 40 hours/week

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Romance / Help Me Find Love! by samguy007: 9:19pm On Feb 03, 2013
I wrote this article to specifically address an issue of Singles asking this Question: Help me find love. As the saying goes, ladies first so I’ll start with the ladies. Now-a-days, we have so many single ladies due for marriage but they are still single. Some ladies might not always agree to this but it is true. It could be traumatic at times when a lady is going close to 30, 35. On the other hand, we have some single guys who are due for marriage but still single. Their mind Screams: Find me love. I am not talking about those who choose to be single. I am talking about those who still find it difficult to express themselves to ladies. These guys don’t show it, but they can never ask a lady out. Some have never. This could also be caused by different reasons. I find it disturbing seeing single, marriage-due ladies, while there are still single guys around; Especially the ones with closed mouth. But we all know that the pressure of marriage is usually on ladies. “It s the s”

This article will address the issue of late marriage and How to find love in both ladies and guys. I’ll be giving some tips on avoiding late marriage in both sexes. Well, if you think you are late already. Don’t loose hope. There is at least one guy/lady that wishes for someone like you.

TO THE LADIES – Women edu
First of all, we can’t address the issue without noting the possible causes of Not Finding Love and Late Marriage.

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Celebrities / Lil Wayne's Beef! "The Bahamas Concert Fiasco" by samguy007: 8:11pm On Feb 03, 2013
Whether or not Lil Wayne got drunk in the Bahamas and slept through a concert gig no longer matters ... because the rap superstar and the company suing him have officially settled out of court.

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Celebrities / PHOTO: Jennifer Lopez Shows With No Panties , Rihanna Also Shows bosoms. by samguy007: 2:15pm On Jan 26, 2013
Jenny wasn’t wearing any underwear at the bottom and was proud to let us know . . . .
Also this week, Rihanna made fashion news headlines when she went partying at the Eden nightclub in . . . .

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Family / Twin Marries Twin, And They Have Identical Twin Boys by samguy007: 3:59pm On Jan 18, 2013
This is very Funny.
Identical twins Darlene and Diane met identical twins Mark and Craig Sanders at a twin convention. Darlene and Mark fell in love and got married, as did Diane and Craig. Diane and Craig have since given birth to identical twin boys. The two Sanders families talk about their unusual family situation. Read and See More pictures >> http://www.wapjoint.com

Politics / President Goodluck Jonathan And Alaafin Of Oyo Holds Secret Meeting by samguy007: 2:05pm On Jan 18, 2013
It was reported that Goodluck Held a Secret Meeting with Alaafin of Oyo.
Why the Secret! Read More>> http://www.wapjoint.com

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Heritage Bank Starts Recruitment by samguy007: 11:55pm On Jan 15, 2013
Nice work guys
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Heritage Bank Starts Recruitment by samguy007: 5:34pm On Jan 14, 2013
bakusha: Gd work guys, can HND holder apply or go n submit hs/her cv?
yes u can

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Heritage Bank Starts Recruitment by samguy007: 10:21am On Jan 14, 2013
georgee:
Did u bother opening his link at all? No i guess. When u put up Heritage bank vacancies that exists in Australia and u claim u ar not sick in the head. Until u prove me wrong.
Regards.


sorry 4d mixup. Pls check d link again
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Heritage Bank Starts Recruitment by samguy007: 8:54am On Jan 14, 2013
George, why that. Wat did i do wrong
Jobs/Vacancies / Heritage Bank Starts Recruitment by samguy007: 8:34am On Jan 14, 2013
Hello guys. I was watching STV this morning and they were reading News paper headlines. Upon seeing this headline - Heritage Bank Starts Recruitment, i decided to Alert our Job Seeking Youths. See details >> http://www.wapjoint.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Sales Executive Vacancies by samguy007: 11:42am On Jan 09, 2013
We are a leading health maintenance agency with over 20 branches nationwide and 200 branches in 52 countries.
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Jobs/Vacancies / Halliburton Nigeria Recruitment! by samguy007: 12:22pm On Jan 08, 2013
Halliburton Nigeria Recruitment!

Since 1919, Halliburton has been opening Worlds of Opportunity around the globe. We're one of the world's largest and most safety-conscious providers of oil field services. Come in and explore your future!
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Politics / INEC Head Quaters On FIRE! by samguy007: 11:08am On Jan 08, 2013
An early morning fire yesterday gutted a section of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) headquarters in Abuja. Read More>> http://www.wapjoint.com

Romance / Zamfara Govt Arranges Husbands For 2000 Widows by samguy007: 11:02am On Jan 05, 2013
Zamfara Govt arranges husbands for 2000 widows

The Zamfara State government is planning to ‘’arrange husbands’’ for about 2,000 widows in the state.

This was made known by the state Commissioner for Women and Children Affairs, Hajia Balkisu Bungudu.
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Jobs/Vacancies / Job Vacancy In Mtn Nigeria by samguy007: 8:49am On Jan 02, 2013
JOB VACANCY IN MTN NIGERIA
Location: Lagos
Job Description:

Research and implement industry best practices with regard to Communication via Mass Media

Promote and ensure the buy-in of the various functions in MTN

on Media related issues

Lead cross-functional initiatives to proactively ensure smooth implementation of all Media managements needs

Provide Support in Brand (& sub brands ) ArchitectureActively guide and influence the development of brand communication plans
Contribute to Brand Communication development
Oversee and coordinate Media strategy/implementation plans
Ensure plan integrity is maintained during implementation and ensure corporate negotiations are met
Manage monthly media expenditure control

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