Samson0303:
As seen the post on twitter, an elephant was seen smashing and and nose-bleeping the slay queen yansh.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ5N6rdDUJk

Pls I don't know how to upload the video on nairaland

The werey elepman smashed virginal people

SocialJustice:
Na poverty dey do you. Go and make money. People dey send ashawo go dubai go wait them, ashawo go dey call them to come, oga done go London go find money.

Werey how many Ashewo you Don send go dubai now? You wey no poor

Don't be a fool or SIMPle ma, you can't be subscribing for a hoe or community projects.

How on earth will you sub a whole 1k, 3k or 5k for a a hoe of which she will be wasting it and not know how to manage it.

Just be a man sub om your phone and be sharing her with 100mb or 200mb.

By this she will know how to manage stuffs.

My one-cent.

Oya come for my head feminist.

Samson0303:
As seen the post on twitter, an elephant was seen smashing and and nose-bleeping the slay queen yansh.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ5N6rdDUJk

Pls I don't know how to upload the video on nairaland

See how the odogwu elep-man smashed the yansh

Babaflenjor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLSPub4ydiM just on the video on YouTube copy the link and paste it on Ur thread finish

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To all the gurus in the house I wail oo.

I was trying to upload a video on a post I made, I have tried many ways but it didn't work.

Can gurus in the house help on how to upload YouTube video here and if possible mods should help push this to front page to help others.

I know many people will also be facing the same issues.

If you can help drop some codes too.

This is a code i tried below that didn't work below.

<iframe class="youtube" src="https://youtube.com/shorts/tQ5N6rdDUJk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

MrBrownJay1:


sadly... if thats how you met her...aka creeping/sliding in her DM while she was twerking online", then you have nothing to complain about.

That same way another mofo will slide in afterwards

Ebubu:
Not as if those who don’t twerk and dance online are faithful. But I have a friend who twerks on WhatsApp status and dances erotically. And she is promiscuous as hell.

No be wetin we dey talk be this

Newsmic:
IGBERETV REPORT



https://www.instagram.com/p/CbezVgqrgZy/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

<iframe class=youtube src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/c7u_BR3Y4Vo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

As seen the post on twitter, an elephant was seen smashing and and nose-bleeping the slay queen yansh.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ5N6rdDUJk

Pls I don't know how to upload the video on nairaland

solosquad:

<iframe width="1045" height="588" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/zM6HbXLU538" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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https://youtube.com/shorts/tQ5N6rdDUJk?feature=share
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The truth is any girl that respect her man, will never take phone and start recording herself dancing erotically or sexually all in the name of twerking and post it on social medias for other people to see.

Most ladies that do this are into coded naked dancing for bucks or into prostitution or they're looking for dicks.

They use all these erotic dances to advertise themselves to other guys.

So if your babe is the type that twerk and make exotic dance videos and post on either WhatsApp, Instagram or Facebook, just know she is long gone.

What's your input on this house?

Someone should ask lalasticlala to move this to promise land ASAP for more inputs.

lyriclekidd:
As a young boy sef, I dy face all this things. You no get choice unless you wanna be a deadbeat.

So far you're a male, you must face it.

But if you get yansh, bress and you can paint your face and your lip. You'll get most be just open your legs wide

Tallesty1:
Now you can understand why married men that do not want to go home are the major cause of traffic in Ghana.

Even in lagos here bro

Ekejoestar:
Yes, to be a man it's not an easy job.

That's why bobrisky and co resigned

I dey tell yu

Iyaebe:
Just pray for grace,there's nothing much here,women do more

They will come soon.

judatech:
Me i been don resign since

To what exactly, someone ask to bob

Typicool8:
Honestly its not easy to be a man
God bless all men working hard to cater for their families

What of the lazy men??

To be a man is not easy, but being a woman is just by painting your face, paint your lip, shootout your yansh .

ON TOP ONE MAN HEAD:
1. NEPA don bring bill
2. Buy bread when u are coming
3. Buy Egg when u are coming
4. Gas don finish
5. Kerosine don finish
6a. Generator no gree start
6b. Buy fuel for generator when u are coming
7. Car don get flat tyre, e no gree start
8. School fees don show
9. DStv/GOtv etc don stop to dey show
10. Dem come ask for vigilante money
11. Month don end for Lesson teacher
12. Biscuit and Happy Hour nko?
13. Dem go begin report the children to u as u dey enter
14. If u never build, Landlord matter na madding
15. Dem go still shook hand for ur pocket pack d small change join..
16. Tell u d pikin dey run temperature like say u be doctor...
17a. Buy them credit
17b. Buy them data
18. Not excluding Suya, Cat fish etc on some nights
19. Fridge, pressing iron, fan etc. go stop, another headache..
20. Dem still wan go amusement park o on public holidays
21. How much be the salary sef..
I come go hospital for fever, doctor say I get High BP.
How man no go get High BP..
On top all, you must not disappoint in the inner room..
dem go still give you instruction..
*"HONEY HARDER"*
My brothers in the house, let's take it easy......our lives matters.
With or without us, life will continue.
GOD Bless and be with all Men!

Shout out to all women our there that are good cook.

One of the way for a woman to get to the heart of her love ones if through good food. So if you're a good cook as a woman, you've solve 30% of your relationship with people puzzles.

So today am sharing these 8 deadly mistakes that most women do in the kitchen that can lead to dangerous incident in the kitchen.

1. Eating from pot while cooking:

Almost every woman is at fault at this point. As most women are cooking, they would have finish eating almost all the food on fire.

Some while frying chicken, fish or meat, they would have eaten 50% while flying these meals.

These habit is bad habit, you can mistakenly pour hot oil, hot stew or hot food on yourself while doing this.

2. Pressing phone while cooking

Another mistake that is common among women while cooking is pressing of phone.

This led to many incidents happening in the kitchen nowadays.

Because in life you can't whistle and laugh at the same time.


3. Carelessness with appliances and utensils

This is another mistaken again that can cause a great incident in the kitchen.

Carelessness on it's own is bad in everything, talkless when you're cooking with fire, hot water, hot oil.

Some people are careless with some dangerous utensils like knifes, scissors, frypan, spoons, forks and among others that can injure or harm them in the kitchen.

4. Cooking in the dark

Most women that cooks in the dark tends to fall or broke their legs, arm or one harm might happens to them because they can't see clearly.

Some people even pour hot water, oil or food on themselves while they're cooking with little or without light.

5. Cooking out of frustration

Cooking out of anger, frustration and cooking while tired can makes you to have accident in the kitchen, because you won't concentrate on what you're doing or you might be forcing yourself which might lead to great harms.

6. Running in and out of the kitchen

Everything one does without calming down or freely you will end up injured or harmed yourself.

Running inside can outside kitchen can leads to you falling down or even stumbles on some hot substance in the kitchen.

7. Romance or sex while cooking

This is over to the lovey dovey, they can kiss and romance anywhere in the house.

But pls let me beg you don't ever take your romance to the kitchen.

While in the act you might injured yourself of even cause other great harm to yourself.

And in life the truth is during orgasm even if fire is burning you'll want to attain your orgasm.

Women in the house am just testing my writing abilities to share these pieces of useful infos with you.

Kindly drop your rate on my writing, corrections and other mistakes we made in the kitchen both males and females.

The way everything is going on in Africa countries full of corruptions, military coups, oppressions and others.

What do you think Africa needs right now??

FaceTanke:
Wahala

I'm asking for a brother

smileyoo:
lol. very easy, but I will not tell you because am still a Nigerian citizen and love my nation, regardless of the bad leadership.
this op, this is a joke taking too far.
ordinary ragtag terrorists and criminals, like boko-harram, Fulani herdsmen murderers, kidnappers, are still given us daily headache, and you still want to add this terminator of a man called Putin, to the ugly list of our national headache.

I beg tell me am checking something for a brother pls

immortalcrown:
Find a Russian soldier dead body in Nigeria.

How I fit get one dead Russian soldier is urgent

I need advice on this is urgent...

Hello guys As RUSSIA is set to invade Ukraine at 1am tomorrow with a massive missile blitz and 200,000 troops, according to US intelligence.

This thread is the invasion thread update, kindly share your pictures, videos and updates from the invasion on this thread.

Myzubby:
you wan delete the thread abi
you can hit me up

Yes bro

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