Same here oooo

jazzwill:
Mehnnn...logged in2 my dashboard with sleepy eyes and then came face to face with the heart breaking news. "shit!" i cursed unconsciously. And instantly, over a thousand thoughts matched across my mind as i felt my heavy eyes lighten up. I jux couldn't bliv it. Where did i go wrong again? After all the effort? Damn! This isn't fair. As i pondered along, my mind drifted 2 my Nairaland folks. "They apparently will b jubilating by now" i thought aloud. "okay, lemme see those that were lucky enough to get stream 1". And so i logged in and saw EVERYBODY ship wrecked and almost drowning in stream 2. That was when i realized that though i wasn't a Liverpool fan, i obviously wasn't 'drowning' alone here. But the question is, what could hav been responsible for dz degree of error? Could it be the site was hacked or what? because as it stands, i'm so scared to check my dashboard again. Sleep has eluded me,,,

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Koleman:
Does this have any scientific explanation?? Atheists should help us out pls.

Penis captivus, although a very rare occurrence.......

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