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Crime › Re: Thief Apprehended After Stealing A Laptop Through An Office Window In Abuja-PIC by samuel051: 6:33pm On Feb 07, 2017

novelle wey dey do professional course for NTSC orientation camp.

Nairaland General › Re: Maximum Deposit.. BANIKING by samuel051: 10:06am On Feb 07, 2017

Malayy:
please, I want to know the maximum bulk deposit in premier savings account..

depend on i.d card u used to open the account,i used nysc id card to open my gtb and my maximum is 1.m as shown to me by d ATM.

Nairaland General › Re: What Young People Looked Like 100 Years Ago by samuel051: 8:05am On Feb 07, 2017

i taya for naija o,must our own be different all d time,see as d man old pass 902bc

Car Talk › Re: 5 Most Loved Car Brands In The World.. by samuel051: 6:57pm On Feb 06, 2017

Cyriloha:
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Hahahhahqhqhhqhhqhqhqhhqhqhhahhahahhahahah. Bro you can't kill me ooooo.
.well im saving 30#daily for my German beast you know German beast nah

I don't buy venza already

wow,y don't we make a deal,i add NY #100 daily to ur #30 for you to buy d German beast and hand me d venza.

Car Talk › Re: 5 Most Loved Car Brands In The World.. by samuel051: 6:47pm On Feb 06, 2017

Cyriloha:
All mentioned without venza is in vain

am telling u,i have been saving #100 daily,i must buy venza. i stand with #venza

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Nairaland General › Re: Dubai-based Nigerian Man Dies Days After Returning To Nigeria From Dubai(pics) by samuel051: 2:23am On Jan 31, 2017

CXLVII:
Your English is always fun to read. You did not jobless for life if it was a mandatory requirement to get any job. You never would have dreamt of being a factory worker how m more my gardner.

Just try and eat good food so you will be strong for tomorrow's labour. Really feel for you. Guess it's the frustration that's making you go nut.

ass wipe,y didn't come to work today,no food for u till u wipe those goats but. mind u,make sure u pack up their shit or u re fired.slowpoke...

Nairaland General › Re: Dubai-based Nigerian Man Dies Days After Returning To Nigeria From Dubai(pics) by samuel051: 9:11pm On Jan 29, 2017

CXLVII:
Factory Worker! Your composition tells it all. Glaring you had a substandard upbringing which is really taking a toll on your composition, expression and reasoning. Can tell you just got a factory job which is really lucrative you as you suddenly have become responsible among low-life's. Still a plus for you being good with hard labour and menial jobs.

Hope to employ you as my gardner in the nearest months.

just read what u composed up there,like i have been saying,u re senseless. leave ur dad to enjoy his pension. don't let dat girl u impregnated give birth in ur father's house,d npower pension won't be enough to cater for you and ur burden. don't be a lazy ass nigga, come and be bating my dogs and sweeping the droppings from my goat hose let me be giving u 100naira to buy beans and bread. don't tell me thank sir, u just got employed congrats,now tell ur dad u won't be a burden to him anymore.slowpoke

Nairaland General › Re: Dubai-based Nigerian Man Dies Days After Returning To Nigeria From Dubai(pics) by samuel051: 8:18pm On Jan 29, 2017

CXLVII:
You will get short-payed! Better get busy packaging those sachet biscuits into cartons. Try to be relevant hun? Small-man!

So you actually think working from Monday to Sunday will improve your poverty stricken life?

even if i am a barrow pusher,i am better than an adult like u who feeds from his parents and still walk up to them and say mummy thank you, daddy thank sir. i believe u are still wearing dat 50 naira boxer wey dem write 50cent put wey ur dad buy for u over 3years ago. mumu no go fine work and leave ur dad alone to enjoy his pension.

Nairaland General › Re: Dubai-based Nigerian Man Dies Days After Returning To Nigeria From Dubai(pics) by samuel051: 7:34pm On Jan 29, 2017

CXLVII:
Did you just come across the word "senseless"? Damn! You just keep reciting it. You must have had a very poor and crude education to be so repetitive. Your life must also fall in same class.

i am working, i guess u still feed from ur parents, grow some sense boy..

Nairaland General › Re: Dubai-based Nigerian Man Dies Days After Returning To Nigeria From Dubai(pics) by samuel051: 7:23pm On Jan 29, 2017

CXLVII:
Jeez! You really pained!

How about jumping-off a bridge? No one cares about your pain

yes i am pained because out of d millions of sperm ur dad produced,its d senseless one DAT got formed, i am also pained because ur dad is wasting food on a senseless person like u this hard times,if u are busy working like me,u wont be senselessly posting senseless comments. now u know y i am pained.

Nairaland General › Re: Dubai-based Nigerian Man Dies Days After Returning To Nigeria From Dubai(pics) by samuel051: 7:11pm On Jan 29, 2017

CXLVII:
Your life must be as horrible as your composition.

just as i thought, a senseless person will still remain senseless no matter how u inculcate sense into them. calling u senseless is like am hyping u sef, u are a disgrace to d word senseless...

Nairaland General › Re: Dubai-based Nigerian Man Dies Days After Returning To Nigeria From Dubai(pics) by samuel051: 6:52pm On Jan 29, 2017

CXLVII:
That why it always good to give The Flying Eagles of Benin there monthly sacrifice. Situations like this would have been averted.

R.I.P

and you think you just made a valid point,i pity ur offspring because they will think one of their parent is a genius not knowing that common sense eluded u right from ur former life. am waiting for u to quote me with another senseless comment because i need to study ur comments to know if common senseless people do have anything reasonable to say sometimes or they are just senseless all d time.

Investment › Re: BREAKING NEWS: MMM Is Back And Better With Massive Merging Of Orders. by samuel051: 9:54pm On Jan 27, 2017

chessguru:
I couldn't hide my joy when i open my PO this morning to see the colossal dispensing of both PH and GH order under my structure.MMM is gradually surprising it's critics.
Dear relentless participants,the future of MMM is in our hands now because the founder of MMM,the software engineers,the admins and guiders have done and are still doing their part now;let's embrace this golden opportunity to make MMM a formidable force to reckon with in Nigeria and alleviate ourselves of this ideological slavery our government wants us to wallow in.Together we do it better.LONG LIVE MMM! LONG LIVE SERGIE MARVRODI!! LONGLIVE SINCERE PARTICIPANTS OF MMM NIGERIA!!!

lets just pray it bounces back to it was before the freeze so that more people will be convinced to put money into it.

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Investment › Re: BREAKING NEWS: MMM Is Back And Better With Massive Merging Of Orders. by samuel051: 9:33pm On Jan 27, 2017

amnwa:
My brother I understand your situation.
That your applying common sense..
But there is a I can't make payment button in your dashboard. Kindly use it and stop wasting peoples time .. Thank you..

thanks for letting me know, am not used to the site as i only opened it in December,i have never been matched until now,i have done it.thanks again.

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Investment › Re: BREAKING NEWS: MMM Is Back And Better With Massive Merging Of Orders. by samuel051: 7:43pm On Jan 27, 2017

Psychologist90:
Hmmm!! I hope you recovered them ooo. Imagine providing help to me without expecting anything from me, that's the greatest help you can ever offer. God will bless you abundantly.

wat to do na,i have told her to be patient and be collecting it little by little,even if dey GH only 1k out of d one of 50k,as soon we recover am finish,na bye bye o,though i warned her to stay away from it and she did for months, she later joined without my knowledge and collected payment once,it was same money she reinvested and convinced me to open,i was lucky i wasn't matched b4 d freezing. only today 5 people called me not to talk of text messages to pay them, i just off my phone after telling them i am not paying and they are still calling.

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Investment › Re: BREAKING NEWS: MMM Is Back And Better With Massive Merging Of Orders. by samuel051: 7:22pm On Jan 27, 2017

codedruns2:
sorry but how do you intend to help her recover the ones stil trapped there ?

i heard from two source,one of whom is a guider that i should always login at midnight to GH because they have the number of daily GH,when d number is exceeded,you will be getting the error message if u keep trying to GH,although he promised to help me write a letter to whom I don't know in the system to quickly match the accounts for payments,not that i believed him though,i just keep my fingers crossed and still hope to be getting it little by little. at least half bread is better dan pufpuf.

Crime › Re: Car Snatchers Caught In VGC Today(pics) by samuel051: 7:15pm On Jan 27, 2017

Ikwokrikwo:
Very poor grammar

what has grammar got to do with d story wen u understood what he is saying, i don't know why too many lazy people here on nairaland who cant report anything happening around them because they are too lazy to type,come here just to find error in people's post,don't you know most times,autocorrect tends to change words for people and not everyone has d time to correct word for word on every post,y not close d thread if u cant comprehend or try to point out the errors for d poster instead of throwing it to his face as though he is not educated or he did not attend class,typing is far more difficult than writing. nobody will give u money to eat lunch or pay rent even if ur English is typed without errors here.

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Investment › Re: BREAKING NEWS: MMM Is Back And Better With Massive Merging Of Orders. by samuel051: 6:54pm On Jan 27, 2017

my gf is yet to be paid over 100k in 3 accounts yet the 4 i opened with 150k,100k,70k and 25k b4 d freezing have been matched to pH,when d people called me,i just told them i aint paying,imagine on one of her account with 75k,dey only GH 2k and 12k making it 14k out of 75k not to talk of the other two account that keep displaying error each time we try to gh. if i should pay out over 350k to people,who will pay me and with this amount they are paying out,how long will i recover all d money. i am just applying common sense o,will invest again when it bounce back fully,mean time i will try to help her recover d ones still trapped there.

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Celebrities › Re: Osita Iheme ‘Pawpaw’ Floats Young Boss Records, Unveils Barrister Max & Charisma by samuel051: 12:41am On Jan 27, 2017

ollah1:
Since you have a better understanding. Break it down

I'm waiting bro

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he meant the ibo people are business minded among other tribes and that is what he loves about them. shey u understand now?

Celebrities › Re: Osita Iheme ‘Pawpaw’ Floats Young Boss Records, Unveils Barrister Max & Charisma by samuel051: 5:18pm On Jan 26, 2017

ollah1:
Learn to make your points without going tribal.

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how is his comment tribal,must u jump and quote without comprehending what you quoted.

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Crime › Re: Auchi Poly Student Dupes White Woman Of $267,000 by samuel051: 6:11pm On Jan 25, 2017

NwamaziNwaAro:
samuel051

Are you proud of this letter

It was written by an Auchipoly HND2 Assistant Course Rep.
And trust me, she's super pretty.

sir i did not say every body there is super brilliant,i only corrected what that guy said that everyone there is a dummy,even without evidence, i agree with u that the letter was indeed written by not only an auchi student,but also an auchi indigene. if you hear some of them speak English, you will weep for the English people.
my point is,not every poly student is a dummy like you university folks think. respect boss..

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Crime › Re: ATM Camera Exposes Guy Who Stole ATM Card And Withdrew Money At Fidelity Bank by samuel051: 1:38pm On Jan 25, 2017

this is a case of girls giving their cards and pins to random guys at d queue to help them withdraw becos they are too big to stand in d queue like others.

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Crime › Re: Auchi Poly Student Dupes White Woman Of $267,000 by samuel051: 12:48pm On Jan 25, 2017

solidman59:
I'm just amused by your utter stupidity. If you read well, you will know I didn't say you were referring to the op. Well this further proves what I'm saying. But who am I to say more when all you enjoy is baseless insults?

Young man, you need to re-educate yourself so that you can learn. Even some women who talk and rain insults are far better than you.

Well I can see you like trading words, so I will take away my chocolate from you, and not reply you any longer. Enjoy yourself

Lol,i will rather kiss a public toilet seat than give up for a level1 lifer like u over an argument,keep Cummings,i got lots of tissues to give u wipe out. if u got nothing else to say,Mr English of no recognised institution of Nigeria, u see where d guy in d pix below is pointing, please teleport there,because that's where scumbag like u belong, now swerve make i no run enter ur thinking. still take some ..................along with u.

Crime › Re: Auchi Poly Student Dupes White Woman Of $267,000 by samuel051: 12:27pm On Jan 25, 2017

[quote author=samuel051 post=53115117][/quote]GBE nue soun....

Crime › Re: Auchi Poly Student Dupes White Woman Of $267,000 by samuel051: 12:26pm On Jan 25, 2017

solidman59:
Auchi poly na him you use de make noise. You're a classic representation of the low quality of education administered by Auchi poly, which the guy was trying to describe and is evident on the culprit in the Op's subject.

Cuz you got likes that's why you are happy. Did you ever ask yourself, what if they were amused by my stvpidity? See as fight de sweet you instead of to learn. Crase man

Crime › Re: Auchi Poly Student Dupes White Woman Of $267,000 by samuel051: 12:26pm On Jan 25, 2017

solidman59:
Auchi poly na him you use de make noise. You're a classic representation of the low quality of education administered by Auchi poly, which the guy was trying to describe and is evident on the culprit in the Op's subject.

Cuz you got likes that's why you are happy. Did you ever ask yourself, what if they were amused by my stvpidity? See as fight de sweet you instead of to learn. Crase man

at least i am proud of my Alma mater, which one did u graduate from?
Like i said,u are a blind bat because if you aren't,you will know that who i quoted wasn't d op,keep masturbating and cumming on my matter,jobless Buffon,i blame ur dad for not being able to afford a 20naira gold circle in order to save reasonable human beings d stress of dealing with an error of a human being like u. how many likes have u gotten if u are half intelligent as u are claiming, i wonder how some invalids like u think their opinion matters to others,my friend if u don't know what to do better go and be filling pot holes at kogi abuja road,at least motorists go tip u sumtin. ode ni ode,ozuor,ikwikwi

Crime › Re: Auchi Poly Student Dupes White Woman Of $267,000 by samuel051: 9:50am On Jan 25, 2017

solidman59:
Thank you cuz I can see my opinion matters to you.

nah bro,it doesn't matter one bit.
Here are more ............................ . if you still need more let me know,i still got many left i have been saving from my other posts.

Crime › Re: Auchi Poly Student Dupes White Woman Of $267,000 by samuel051: 12:22am On Jan 25, 2017*

solidman59:
Is that why you only write with commas and no fullstops?

blind bat,read again. ur opinion does not matter more than the over 270 likes i got on that statement, i believe they all agreed with me so flash.
and if the 3 ... i put at d end of each comment isn't enough for u to remain stagnant where u are, looking for faults in other peoples affairs, here are more ......................,.............................................
....................................................................... to last u for 2017 and if its not enough,quote me again because i still have more to give u which i didn't use in the original post...

Crime › Re: Auchi Poly Student Dupes White Woman Of $267,000 by samuel051: 9:48pm On Jan 24, 2017

chrisviral:
You asked me to. I hope you see how a word can change intent.

i don't get you.

Crime › Re: Auchi Poly Student Dupes White Woman Of $267,000 by samuel051: 7:31pm On Jan 24, 2017

EddyTeddy:
That guy think say na Beans them go they eat for Auchi. Come and experience the hotness from ASBO to IGBE ROAD then you go say AUCHI NA BABA.

no mind d guy,i even dey dey help my bro wey get admission, only d queue alone for atm and payment of acceptance fees na die not to talk of d heat.

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