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Jokes Etc › Naija Funny Die ..... Lol by samylan(op): 11:53pm On Apr 02, 2017
In America when a couple go to bed they will say "Good nights my love" In Britain, "Sweet dreams darling" In Nigeria "Did you lock the gate, doors and windows?_______
True or False
Jokes Etc › April Foooooool..... "Lol" by samylan(op): 9:53am On Apr 02, 2017
This morning.... A young boy rushed to his mother and told her excitedly..."Mummy, Mummy!, come quickly! There is a strange man playing with the house maid in her room. His mother stood up in anger. "In my house?! Abi this girl craze! Ewo! If na true junior de talk I go kill this girl today"! She stormed down the hall to confront the maid but when she got to the door, junior who had been trying to play a joke on his mum screamed with a loud voice... "April Fooooooool Mum!
Jokes Etc › Laugh Well Oo by samylan(op): 1:36am On Apr 02, 2017
DIANA (tekno) is a PRETTY LADY (j. square) but she is a FINANCIAL WOMAN (phyno ft p. square) that loves MONEY (timaya ft flavour) so much. she has big BACCANA (harrysong). I tried to CONNECT her like PHYNO as a BADOO (olamide) i am but she was UP TO SOMETHING (iyanya ft don jazzy). I took her to DANCE FLOOR (2face) to dance ALINGO like P.SQUARE. that was where she CHOP MY MONEY (p.square) and received some BANK ALERT (p.square) and I asked her to go home with me and she said WAIT (solidstar ft davido) or i will CAUSE TROUBLE (lil kesh ft ycee). And i asked why ? she answered GAME OVER (p.square) life is CHOP I CHOP (wizboy). E NO EASY (p.square ft j. martins) UKWU NWANYI OWERRI (flavour ft stormrex) don kill me. that's MY STORY (iyanya).

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