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In America when a couple go to bed they will say "Good
nights my love" In Britain, "Sweet dreams darling" In
Nigeria
"Did you lock the gate, doors and windows?_______ True or False |
This morning....
A young boy rushed to his mother and told her
excitedly..."Mummy, Mummy!, come quickly! There is a
strange man playing with the house maid in her room.
His mother stood up in anger.
"In my house?! Abi this girl craze! Ewo! If na true junior de
talk I go kill this girl today"!
She stormed down the hall to confront the maid but when
she got to the door, junior who had been trying to play a
joke on his mum screamed with a loud voice...
"April Fooooooool Mum! |
DIANA (tekno) is a PRETTY LADY (j. square) but she is a
FINANCIAL WOMAN (phyno ft p. square) that loves MONEY
(timaya ft flavour) so much.
she has big BACCANA (harrysong).
I tried to CONNECT her like PHYNO as a BADOO (olamide) i
am but she was UP TO SOMETHING (iyanya ft don jazzy).
I took her to DANCE FLOOR (2face) to dance ALINGO like
P.SQUARE.
that was where she CHOP MY MONEY (p.square) and
received some BANK ALERT (p.square) and I asked her to
go home with me and she said WAIT (solidstar ft davido) or
i will CAUSE TROUBLE (lil kesh ft ycee). And i asked why ?
she answered GAME OVER (p.square) life is CHOP I CHOP
(wizboy).
E NO EASY (p.square ft j. martins) UKWU NWANYI OWERRI
(flavour ft stormrex) don kill me.
that's MY STORY (iyanya). |
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