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Jokes EtcRe: Akpos Jokes by sanandreass(op): 11:07pm On Nov 05, 2014
Few weeks to val: Gf: baby I heard
new bb is out.
Akpos: all bb's
always hang.
Gf: dis one doesn't
hang.
Akpos: so am a liar abi? Its
over btwn us..
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Jokes EtcRe: Akpos Jokes by sanandreass(op): 10:50pm On Nov 05, 2014
AKPOS JOKES: OYA 6 IN 1
That was how AKPOS pressed the bosom of a
Female Journalist that had the Badge "PRESS" on
her chest
TEACHER:Can U see God?.. AKPOS :
No..TEACHER:Then tere is no God.. AKPOS: Sir can
U see ur brain?..TEACHER: No.. AKPOS: So u have
no Brain
In an English exam, an Essay asked 'What is
laziness'?.. Akpos left 6 pages blank & wrote in
the end –THIS IS LAZINESS
DOC AKPOS: U look terribly exhausted, re u
having meals 3 times a day as I advised?..
EKAETTE: Doctor, I thot u said 3 males a day
DOC: Do u do enough exercise?.. AKPOS: yes, I
play Futball & Tennis daily.. DOC: Ow long do u
play?.. AKPOS: Until my Phone Bat3 empties
OCHUKO: Akpos why is ur password
'ajascoalincojamespepeye'?.. AKPOS: They said it
has to be up to4 characters
PAPA AKPOS: U know, our Son got his brain from
me.. MAMA AKPOS: Ithink he did , I still got mine
with me
OCHUKO: 2day's my GF's bday, watGift can I give
her?.. AKPOS: Ow does she look?.. OCHUKO:
Gorgeous & sexy.. AKPOS: Give her my number
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Jokes EtcAkpos Jokes by sanandreass(op): 10:46pm On Nov 05, 2014
AKPOS JOKE - JAMB
Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB result is out.
Akpos: Daddy You remember John wey dey carry first
for our whole school? he failed… Papa Akpos: that’s
terrible,what happened? Akpos: You also remember
Paul wey dey teach me for house? He failed too. Papa
Akpos: what’s causing the poor performance? Akpos:
Daddy I don’t know, na so e be o. Even Kelvin who
won the Cowbell competition failed too. Papa Akpos:
so how was your own result? Akpos: You also
remember OKON, our senior prefect? He failed. Papa
Akpos: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!!
Akpos : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You
expect for my own result?? I be witch? ONE WORD
FOR AKPOS??!!
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by sanandreass: 10:44pm On Nov 05, 2014
AKPOS JOKE - JAMB
Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB result is out.
Akpos: Daddy You remember John wey dey carry first
for our whole school? he failed… Papa Akpos: that’s
terrible,what happened? Akpos: You also remember
Paul wey dey teach me for house? He failed too. Papa
Akpos: what’s causing the poor performance? Akpos:
Daddy I don’t know, na so e be o. Even Kelvin who
won the Cowbell competition failed too. Papa Akpos:
so how was your own result? Akpos: You also
remember OKON, our senior prefect? He failed. Papa
Akpos: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!!
Akpos : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You
expect for my own result?? I be witch? ONE WORD
FOR AKPOS??!! Like our facebook page @ facebook.com/gistflip to get more

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