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Few weeks to val: Gf: baby I heard new bb is out. Akpos: all bb's always hang. Gf: dis one doesn't hang. Akpos: so am a liar abi? Its over btwn us.. Lolz pLz like our fb page 2 get more @ http://facebook.com/gistflip |
AKPOS JOKES: OYA 6 IN 1 That was how AKPOS pressed the bosom of a Female Journalist that had the Badge "PRESS" on her chest TEACHER:Can U see God?.. AKPOS : No..TEACHER:Then tere is no God.. AKPOS: Sir can U see ur brain?..TEACHER: No.. AKPOS: So u have no Brain In an English exam, an Essay asked 'What is laziness'?.. Akpos left 6 pages blank & wrote in the end –THIS IS LAZINESS DOC AKPOS: U look terribly exhausted, re u having meals 3 times a day as I advised?.. EKAETTE: Doctor, I thot u said 3 males a day DOC: Do u do enough exercise?.. AKPOS: yes, I play Futball & Tennis daily.. DOC: Ow long do u play?.. AKPOS: Until my Phone Bat3 empties OCHUKO: Akpos why is ur password 'ajascoalincojamespepeye'?.. AKPOS: They said it has to be up to4 characters PAPA AKPOS: U know, our Son got his brain from me.. MAMA AKPOS: Ithink he did , I still got mine with me OCHUKO: 2day's my GF's bday, watGift can I give her?.. AKPOS: Ow does she look?.. OCHUKO: Gorgeous & sexy.. AKPOS: Give her my number Plz appreciate Our Effort With Just like Our Fb page @facebook.com/gistflip |
AKPOS JOKE - JAMB Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB result is out. Akpos: Daddy You remember John wey dey carry first for our whole school? he failed… Papa Akpos: that’s terrible,what happened? Akpos: You also remember Paul wey dey teach me for house? He failed too. Papa Akpos: what’s causing the poor performance? Akpos: Daddy I don’t know, na so e be o. Even Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition failed too. Papa Akpos: so how was your own result? Akpos: You also remember OKON, our senior prefect? He failed. Papa Akpos: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!! Akpos : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You expect for my own result?? I be witch? ONE WORD FOR AKPOS??!! |
AKPOS JOKE - JAMB Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB result is out. Akpos: Daddy You remember John wey dey carry first for our whole school? he failed… Papa Akpos: that’s terrible,what happened? Akpos: You also remember Paul wey dey teach me for house? He failed too. Papa Akpos: what’s causing the poor performance? Akpos: Daddy I don’t know, na so e be o. Even Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition failed too. Papa Akpos: so how was your own result? Akpos: You also remember OKON, our senior prefect? He failed. Papa Akpos: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!! Akpos : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You expect for my own result?? I be witch? ONE WORD FOR AKPOS??!! Like our facebook page @ facebook.com/gistflip to get more |