AKPOS JOKE - JAMB
Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB result is out.
Akpos: Daddy You remember John wey dey carry first
for our whole school? he failed… Papa Akpos: that’s
terrible,what happened? Akpos: You also remember
Paul wey dey teach me for house? He failed too. Papa
Akpos: what’s causing the poor performance? Akpos:
Daddy I don’t know, na so e be o. Even Kelvin who
won the Cowbell competition failed too. Papa Akpos:
so how was your own result? Akpos: You also
remember OKON, our senior prefect? He failed. Papa
Akpos: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!!
Akpos : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You
expect for my own result?? I be witch? ONE WORD
FOR AKPOS??!!

AKPOS JOKES: OYA 6 IN 1
That was how AKPOS pressed the bosom of a
Female Journalist that had the Badge "PRESS" on
her chest
TEACHER:Can U see God?.. AKPOS :
No..TEACHER:Then tere is no God.. AKPOS: Sir can
U see ur brain?..TEACHER: No.. AKPOS: So u have
no Brain
In an English exam, an Essay asked 'What is
laziness'?.. Akpos left 6 pages blank & wrote in
the end –THIS IS LAZINESS
DOC AKPOS: U look terribly exhausted, re u
having meals 3 times a day as I advised?..
EKAETTE: Doctor, I thot u said 3 males a day
DOC: Do u do enough exercise?.. AKPOS: yes, I
play Futball & Tennis daily.. DOC: Ow long do u
play?.. AKPOS: Until my Phone Bat3 empties
OCHUKO: Akpos why is ur password
'ajascoalincojamespepeye'?.. AKPOS: They said it
has to be up to4 characters
PAPA AKPOS: U know, our Son got his brain from
me.. MAMA AKPOS: Ithink he did , I still got mine
with me
OCHUKO: 2day's my GF's bday, watGift can I give
her?.. AKPOS: Ow does she look?.. OCHUKO:
Gorgeous & sexy.. AKPOS: Give her my number
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Few weeks to val: Gf: baby I heard
new bb is out.
Akpos: all bb's
always hang.
Gf: dis one doesn't
hang.
Akpos: so am a liar abi? Its
over btwn us..
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1. It makes some people religious by saying: "Oh my God, Yes Lord!"

2. It gives some people their first musical lessons: "Mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh. lalala"

3. Makes some people natural observers: "Fast, fasterrrr! Yeah fastestttt!"

4. Makes some people announce their own obituary: "You are killing me! I'm dead! I'm dead!! I'm finished! You will kill me ooo!

5. Makes some ladies become terrorists: "Destroy it! Don't have any mercy, Just tear it! Let me feel it!"

6. Others become respectful: "I promise, okay, yes I will do anything for you."

7. Makes some people become loyal: "Love you endlessly!... You own my life... I'm yours forever... You are my world."

8. Makes some ladies turn beggars: "Yeah! Please don't stop!... Continue please!... Give it to me... Please do it again!"

9. Some speak in tongues: "Mamamama hahalahalahalaaaa aaaashaaa haaahaaa!"

10. Some become ethnic: "Aiwa shumba endererai! Maita basa shumba! Shumba kani..."

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Akpos, after convincing Judith that he was good in bed, finally got her to his room for demonstration.

While he took off his clothes, tattooed on his arm was REEBOK, on his chest PUMA and on his back D&G.

She thought that was sexy, but when he took off his boxers on his penis was AIDS.

Judith, suddenly apprehensive, declined the demonstration. Then Akpos said to her, "Relax babe, when it's erect, it reads ADIDAS."