₦airaland Forum

BlueStripper:


Unconditional Surrender Makes no sense. You are referring to a sovereign nation that was invaded by your dog.

Actually it's the other way around. America is the dog of the Jews

Zocalite:
This your comparison no work abeg

You and who celebrates gay

What is the colour of the rock you live under

Horses are the most underrated animals


Where would humans be without them? There should be a day dedicated to their support in human evolution. Instead we have a whole month celebrating gays.

Spits

Peterobiisathie:
They are trying to deverop Dangote refinery

And for years na them dey cry say na white elephant project. Nothing wey no comot from their mouth to condemn this refinery before it began operations

Gen Z marriage


Let me not talk

If this game is not fixed why bring Lewa in with few mins to go and why did Yamal miss that sitter?

Amayanabo01:
You were never ordained by God therefore no policy of yours will yield and positive impact. Next time don't steal someone's mandate. It been 2yrs now still yet nothing to show for it, the universe have a way of dealing with crooks.

I guess Peter Obi was ordained by God ba?

Sigh

50g of raw gold

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TallNigerian:
Of course, Nigeria won't make the list of top 100.

Nairaland comments alone are a direct reflection of the average IQ of many Nigerian youths.

When it comes to evil in all its ramifications, you will find us at the top of the list.

Regardless of this, whoever claims to have actually done this survey is a retard.

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Love800:
Forget about that. He chose to work at that age. In America, there is nothing like age discrimination. You can work if you want to. And besides, did the man told you that he is poor ?

Sheep

Damn

A system that keeps you perpetually chained in debt so deep tou still gotta hustle your meals at 77.

Cheers to the American dream

Damn

A system that keeps you perpetually chained in debt so deep you still gotta hustle your meals at 77.

Cheers to the American dream

Seun:
Hello Guys,

I'm throwing this question to you because it's very important. Every time I ask, "how is Nairaland?" I'm told that it is fine. If I ask what are the challenges I'm told there are none.

So I need to talk to you guys directly about what you think is going on and what you want us to do. I have not had the confidence to make major changes on Nairaland. I have a little confidence now because of AI.

What are your complaints, your challenges, your issues. What are the things that can drive people away and need to be nipped?

Speak your mind, but don't be rude. Thanks.

Censorship bro. That needs to go.

Out of curiosity, what would happen to Islam if a rogue asteroid came and took out half of the moon

mancityguy:
Happy birthday to the worst president Nigeria have ever had

Tinubu is total disaster

Y'all said same and worse about Goodluck and Buhari. We're living in a simulation. Don't you see

benuejosh:
I have said it before and i will say it again. A.I will solve problems but it will at the same time create a lot of problems for humanity.

Humans are the problem og humanity

Why are leaves placed on dead bodies? Because I don't see how that protects their dignity, they're dead anyways

Samueltemi337:
You nor get 300 to check BP
Abba190 na you suffer pass? 😒

The whole thread na for scamming purposes

RealLordZeus:
Looks like you just dey catch cruise, dem advise you to visit chemist and do BP of #300 ,you dey talk of aboniki balm...
And the funny part is the Aboniki self dey expensive pass the #300

Change your username, you no smart at all

Na cruise master

Andrecole:
Pls somebody should have compassion on me.
Haven't seen anything to eat since today

Reality check bro


Nobody's coming to save u

Nwaikpe:
Keep deceiving yourselves.

You think those from the elite universities in the West are trained to dress well and be presentable just for fun? What you don't realize is that what people see outside is the very platform upon which what is inside the skull will be given an opportunity to show forth.

Nigerians have always built this over sabi attitude of always doing more than the teacher.

Anyone, at all, who "blew" without giving themselves a good image actually did it by sheer luck or coincidence. The society is not stupid. Keep your gallas or marlian hair and approach an angel investor and see if they won't question your ability to manage thier money if you canot manage yourself.

You talk too much

yinkus6750:
Technology rules the world.
Brain meets opportunity.
But,why are they looking like Marlians ?

What lies in the skull is greater than what you see outside of it.


Never judge anyone. Assumption na fuckup

Anybody wey no like am make e no use am when completed

dibunotion:
You certainly would change little or nothing about it and give statistics to make you sound like a serious person.
Do your work and give an evaluation of what you've done

Thanks for your input Dr. Dibunotion

E hen. Na the kind news I want to wake up to in the morning be this

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