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chibwike: Ok, am no more wishing again, i now want, oya sarimah woo me

I don't woo guys

laplace12: lol,

chill dear, we were only joking around.

lol

Okay

cooljoe: I no know waytin u dey talk o. Wait o, so nobody wan woo me baa, diaris God o. Sarimah nd marieolae, where una day. Don't leave me hanging

hanging on d tree huh?

SmellMyFart: hey. Mind if I PM you?

is it y u r bending ya mouth lyk dat?

Sijioke: Gazing at your pics.. Tells me that there is no woman that can replace your beauty.. You know what? ..I can be your hero baby!

lol..my hero indeed!

chibwike: why the eyaaaa?

u wish nau...

Rapzino: So Sarimah broke my boss' (Laplace12) heart? Grits teeth!

I didn't oh

Unibenstudent: hope u aint a chibok girl

Vikkyk10: wat wl i b doin wt sm1 dt bores me.I luv fùnny guys die.

hehehehe they rock

chibwike: MizMyColi,missberrypop5,marieolae,sarimah,dehandel,Xtarxhyne and temigracie to woo chibwike.

















My wish tho'

eyaaaaa

laplace12: lol

chill, I'm still recovering, Sarimah broke ma heart in the men's edition

But seriously, that nigga needs it. Do it for him as a favour.

Chris95: Baby i want to mek only u laff...i dnt want dese oda pple sharing d laffta wif u. Can i geh ur pin??

na needle I geht..

Sijioke: your name reminds me of a pure oil. That relieves my body.

wow!

SmellMyFart: *spits then smiles*

love the taste . Now is your turn to smellmyfart

runs away*

chibwike: Lmao naughty girl

u need some?

Unibenstudent: but the painful thing is that it is the hargardly dressed /ugly niggas that will be blamed for the flatulence...I think someone needs to invent a flatulence detector just like they invented ebola detector?

hehehehehehe abi oo

cooljoe: na u boo her nd me abi

u did...

SuperMartins: Oh Gud god!! Na u jxt release jxt nw ....Sari,nawa 4u oo...de chop well naa

lol...evidence of good living

SmellMyFart: it's my pleasure

*opens mouth and closes eyes*

*mess silently in his mouth*
Good how does it taste?

claireshan: With all pleasure

*thinking deeply*

Sijioke: sweet gal.. Am up to the task.

bitter boy..what task?

MrsBreezy: Lol he's asking you to woo him lol he's all yours love

so that u wil use cutlass nd chase me in my drean abi?

cooljoe: hian, u don come o

lol..wat nau?

Unibenstudent: lmao..hehehe,I pray ohh..the truth is that because everyone is used to their flatulence they don't consider. It as a threat..but messing in an air conditioned bus..while travelling ,,ur seat mates will immediately over their nose and shout blood of god

hehehehe dat one na die...

SmellMyFart: please fart with your butt in my mouth

*drags my butt close to his mouth*

Oya open ya mouth

cooljoe: ts well, ur laughin at me abi

how can I laff at mrsbreezy's boo?

claireshan: am still thinking...........

should I help u think?

Unibenstudent: even my sister dey mess ,,dey deny am,why girls be like this,,flatulence is a sign that u are a human being#no flatulence ,no human being

everybody dey mess nau
But mine is special...it smells like perfume

cooljoe: y r u laughing

cos I'm happy

lionduke: haba sarimah..
why you dey high this bros spirit

how nau?

Exjoker: Lol...scare rite?

nehh

Unibenstudent: I just heard the biggest lie of 20th century,,you have the award @ your doorstep

lol