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Dis geh sha...

HBD

hensben: abi! ...erm..erm.. nor be say i don see am b4 oo cos am still a virgin, na 4 nairaland i dey hear am

if i hear

kilokeys: so what r ur criteria for becoming a pro?


I like indomie. I have cooked it in different ways.

why do u think I'll not try out different stuff to spice up my sex.. life when the time comes?

ok, 4 instance, indomie can be cooked jst lyk dat(only wit d spice attached to it nd dats boring). Its only a pro dat will add other ingrident lyk onions, fresh pepper, groundnut oil etc to spice it up nd make it tasty...u get?

hensben: you ehn! why did you place dot in between 'U' n 'N' if you dont know what it means *busted*

ur head dey there

Unibenstudent: u beautiful ,

ok tanx

kilokeys: @ Sarimah and marieolae, what does it take to be a pro?


how many girls do I have to sleep with to be a pro?

how many guys have u slept with to be a pro?


I am curious.. Maybe u could explain to a novice like me

lol..dnt take it personal dear..being a pro is nt all abt d number of girls u've slept wit

Unibenstudent: sarimah a glorified ##########.

wat?

Odunharry: lol...dem dy write pro 4 forehead?

not at all buh i'll knw

cooljoe: me novice ke, inside ur mind, u ma know say dat one na lie. Xcept no b inside pitakwa I grow up, plus d fact say moda nature kukuma made me well endowed in dat area. O lawd, no reason am o.

as in ehn...ph guys dnt dull

OohMpa: [color=#808000]Who else were you thinking of?

Professional + Pünny= Ooh Mpa [/color]

is pu.nny d name of ur dog?

cooljoe: u just don spoil finish. U nd dat sarimah gal

taah

cooljoe: a pro lyk me uh

be claiming pro..confam novice

marieolae: ehhhnnn? Ahh she go cry blood today lool

lool..yh

OohMpa: [color=#808000]Ooh Mpa heard his name and came calling...

When and where do you want it? [/color]

wen did u change ur name to professional?

ronald4lif: For instance if I see Sarimah walking hand in hand with him so you would expect me not to be jealous? If then you no like me at all at all

#RunsAway

u nt a girl nau

marieolae: same here haa as in.. I can't wait for todays own..make sure ur dere oo

4 sure..dechandel go hear weeen 2day...only her 4guys

Tymax: Yes na but babes don't believe me.

yes oh..my grandpa is a virgin too

marieolae: I'm fine jare...how was yday ??

it was fun aff..couldnt slip sef wbu?

01emek: buhahaha but they are just friends na!

dat kind friendship dikwa risky

Tymax: Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa.. Na wa o. But Virgin guys are more likely to be faithful. No unnecessary heartache unlike high-mileage guys.

hmmm dis one u r siding dem..u a virgin?

01emek: what you are trying to tell me, when you see your guy and a lady, and the lady is laughing hard and hiting your guy on the chest you won't feel any thing?

dats a different case jor

ronald4lif: Yea you're pretty, slim, curvy and seem quite tall, just the dream-girl for most of the predators out there. Moreso, you have this innocent look but hope you indeed are hehe

lol I'm innocent oh

Thank

Exjoker: You mean ure redy to acept flowers from me #wink# mean u like flowers rite?..lol

flowers keh? Jst convert d flowers to a pink ferari..dah wil be all 4 nw

marieolae: dis ur new profile pic..infact ehnn..I'm speechless lol

lol..better don't be

Hw u?

Tymax: Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa.. Na fight?!

na real fight

Unibenstudent: ok,,but I hope u not a Tom boy though

hian! Do i look lyk one?

ronald4lif: Abeg make me one of them friends jare, who no like better thing

lol....abi oh

Folarinwazzy: everything and anything

hmmm ok

Odunharry: why......





BTW,u luk pweety...how are u tday

I don't need a novice..a professional is way better.

Thanks

01emek: but you also act that way some times . Nice pics, i love tall girl with nice curve

nah I don't

Thanks

Unibenstudent: sarimah,,may u not give ur husband cardiac arrest ijn

its jst 4 now bruh

Hell no!