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AutosRe: Please Our Car Is Giving Us Headache by satani22: 4:48pm On Mar 04, 2011
afrobaby:
U guys use the same model, rover 620Si,
Is this your mechanic really good?
thx
nawa for naija feeple. I tried helping, u still neva satify. Kall am first. ok?
AutosRe: Please Our Car Is Giving Us Headache by satani22: 2:48pm On Mar 04, 2011
call this guy mike My mechanic in oyingbo ebute metta. I use rover 620si. he worked on my car. copy the num asap as i will delete soon.
EducationRe: Mba Or M.sc In Business And Management. by satani22: 3:54pm On Mar 02, 2011
if you intend going for academic take MSc. if for professional career MBA
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: FTA Live Football Matches Announcement Thread by satani22: 9:36am On Mar 01, 2011
iykemann:
DUBAI SPORTS 1
are you serious
PoliticsRe: Bode George’s Return In The Eyes Of The People by satani22: 3:45pm On Feb 28, 2011
[quote author=potof_soup link=topic=613657.msg7816344#msg7816344 date=1298897592]are you obsessed with Bode George? Almost 6 posts on Bode George.

Why is Tinubu roaming around like a free man if Ibori is hounded up and down? Tinubu must have been a saint in the Lagos government house for 8 years? Is Ribadu, who vowed to prosecute him and called him a thief of international proportions, is he not now romancing with the same Tinubu?[/quote]acusin person of obsession. You have open between 2 to 4 threads on the strong ACN man in the s.west
PoliticsRe: Is Tinubu A Saint? by satani22: 3:27pm On Feb 28, 2011
he is an angel
AutosRe: Used Skoda For Sale by satani22: 3:23pm On Feb 28, 2011
pictures and mileage
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fayemi Hails Obama Over Appointment by satani22: 3:19pm On Feb 28, 2011
should have praised him for appointing a black and Nigerian not cuss of ekiti indigene anything
AutosRe: Nigeria Used Kia Optima For Sale now @400k (serious buyers only pls). by satani22: 2:56pm On Feb 28, 2011
Siena:
Busayochic, why open multiple threads, selling the same car?? huh
i sad same thing too. though interetd in the car as well
AutosRe: Nigeria Used Kia Optima For Sale Now @400k (serious Buyers Only Pls). by satani22: 12:04am On Feb 27, 2011
you open third thread for this same car.

Serious buyer offer N250k can pay into account today. l stay at census close
AutosRe: Used Toyota Camry 1992 Model For N250k by satani22: 9:04am On Feb 26, 2011
tell the truth about what is wrong withbthe car. bad engine, suspension etc right?
HealthRe: Man Guilty For Ejaculating In Co-worker's Water Bottle by satani22: 3:57pm On Feb 25, 2011
Emmyk:
Is copy 'n paste that hard huh
[img]http://cbsla.files./2010/09/semenattack.jpg?w=420[/img]

SANTA ANA (CBS) — A Fullerton man has been found guilty of ejaculating into his female co-workers water bottle.

Michael Lallana, 32, was found guilty Thursday afternoon of assault and battery. Jurors also found true the allegation that he did it for sexual gratification.

Lallana admitted in a taped interview submitted to jurors that he ejaculated into an “attractive” co-worker’s water bottle because “her lips had touched it,” but told detectives he never thought she would drink it.

Lallana and the woman — identified only as Tiffany G. — began working together at Northwestern Mutual Financial Network in Newport Beach. They were both later transferred last year to the company’s office in Orange.

“It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone,” Lallana said in the interview with Orange Police Department detectives in explaining why he ejaculated into the woman’s water bottle twice last year.

When the detectives quizzed him on why he didn’t just throw the water bottle away when he was done, Lallana said he figured she would dump the water and was afraid of leaving anything out of place on her desk.

“Can I honestly say I wanted her to drink it? No,” Lallana said in the taped interview. “Why I left it there, I don’t know.”

Tiffany testified that she left her water bottle on her desk in the Newport Beach office on a Friday in January of last year. She said that when she returned the following Monday and drank from the bottle, she tasted what she believed to be semen.

“I had a hunch that’s what it was, but I wouldn’t dream in a million years that’s what it was,” she said.

After being transferred to the company’s office in Orange, the woman said she again tasted semen in her water last April 6. Up to that point, she had been more careful with her water, dumping it when she left, she said.

Tiffany testified she threw the water bottle away that January. But after the second time in April, she kept the fouled liquid and asked her fiancee put his semen in a water bottle to see if that’s what she had tasted at work.

“At the time, I had no idea how else to figure out what this was,” she testified.

Convinced it was semen in the water bottle she had at work, the witness said she approached Orange police but was told they could not do anything based on the suspicion of a crime.

She then went to human resources officials at her workplace. “They heard me out, but they didn’t know what to do,” she testified. The woman said she was told the company’s legal representatives would be consulted but decided on her own to seek out an independent laboratory to test the water.

When she found a lab and got the results back, she had a friend, whose husband is a former Orange police officer, call the department’s investigators and they picked up the case in June, she testified.

Tiffany and Lallana did not have much to do with each other than small talk or an occasional greeting because he did much of his work outside the office, according to testimony.

When pressed by detectives, Lallana said he found his co-worker attractive and that part of the allure was that “her lips had touched” the water bottle, according to the tape played for jurors.

Lallana also gave investigators a DNA sample, and Deputy District Attorney Brock Zimmon told jurors the evidence showed it was Lallana’s semen in the water bottle.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by satani22: 1:13pm On Feb 24, 2011
swordswifter:
@Gadotor,
I thought you have changed.Isn't it enough that the person asking for the channel list is told of the frequency and that he can receive it wherever he/she is and that the channels are good?Do you have to list them before you know you have helped a fellow satmate?Why do you always have to act in a deviant way sometimes?If you are very young in the satellite world and don't know a lot of history,let me enlighten you.
I'll go back about 6 or 7 years ago.We had etv,sabc1,sabc2 and sabc3 on pas 10k which is now intelsat10k.Because nagra1 was hacked,people bought stbs just for these 4 channels.Dstv saw they were loosing potential clients so informed sentech who too all the sabc channels off that bird to 902c.Still stbs were being bought(which weren't for dstv) and people didn't care because etv showed alot of football games.Then sentech decided to change the encryption to nagra3 which has until now been the end of fta on intelsat 10.Then we had Daarsat on intelsat 907k.Over 47 channels of a mix of nigerian and foreign contents where all for free.That was only on condition that people by daarsat decoders.This never happened.People bought their own mpeg 4 decoders to the detriment of the operators of daarsat which led to their collapse.Infact,there was practically a shortage of 90cm dishes and mpeg4 decoders because people couldn't keep their mouths a bit shut.After this,those who had extra dishes had to tune them to w3a just because they will have a weekly dose of premiership matches to watch on the weekends.Those who had large dishes were still enjoying their sabc channels on intelsat 902c.Then astra 2b came*As for we all know it has come for all fta lovers*.Then we had w2a c with over 50 channels from startimes.This one too because of too much talking,they all went scrambled.Then the worldcup began and intelsat 902 went dead.We thought that was the end till the kenyan mux appeared on w4/w7.As for them,we thought they have come to stay till our dear dstv people decided they were causing them to loose money*All because people couldn't stop making noise about them*.So what do they do,they buy them all off to a satellite where they know majority will not be able to access.Then everything went stale again.Out of the blue,they decide to give as some of their own channels for a whole 3 months*Just to get people hooked to their service so that when they take them off,you'll be urged to subscribe*.Just some few days ago,some channels appeared on the same w4/w7.Now they are no more.So if by some astronomical chance some thing such as this has arrived,don't you want to protect it?Do you think they will sit around for something others are paying for to be received free of charge by everyone?If you want to help people,no one is saying you shouldn't but you have to consider the times that we are in and act accordingly.What we are receiving now is very likely from sentech.The beam is strong in SA and that's their main focus.We are just feeling a little bit of the cool winds blowing from their region.If this information and any others as such are not well handled.We are going to loose such great things like this as fast as they came.I hope you bear with me and exercise restraint on matters such as these.Thanks
This story is needless and makes little sense. Satellite owners are nt fools. W2a was on test thats why it was left FTA for a while. Same with the intel 17 channels. Later they might take it. Only deluded folks can allege that if u talked it would be scrambled. Talk or no talk they will scramble their thing. Its only those with BISS that pople may be told to keep quite and not on channels that are listed frree on Lyngsat.
AutosRe: List Of Cheap Cars Under The Price Range Of 500k ( Pix Attached )! by satani22: 7:47pm On Feb 21, 2011
what car is chevy? remember im a satanist so do correct buz with me. post pixsuresssss if u dey serious.
AutosRe: 2003 Toyota Corolla (bank Type Manual) @ Price N870k @ Banix Autos 08035376690 by satani22: 2:55pm On Feb 21, 2011
sourdick:
N850k last
sourdick:
850k last price
Banixautos:
N850k Last Price
are u not the same person.


sourdick:
How much is the last price of this car.you have a serious buyer here
AutosRe: List Of Cheap Cars Under The Price Range Of 500k ( Pix Attached )! by satani22: 1:57pm On Feb 21, 2011
lol thought u do property sale/letting too.

wotever i have N350k go find me any nicely used naija car specs Auto+ac.

hola back
AutosRe: Urgently In Need Of A Hyundai Elantra 2010 Model (brand New) by satani22: 11:59am On Feb 21, 2011
blues111:
The hyundai elantra 2010 model was selling for =N=2,795,000. That was their offical price which was given to me by the authorised dealers in nigeria which is stallion motors. Unfotunately, they are out of stock and are expecting 2011 model by the end of next month. I know that it is alot more cheaper to buy a new car from america and ship. infact i have a brother there. So how come your telling me that a used hyundai will cost about =N=3.19million. Guy because i need the car urgently, doesn,t mean i dont have sense any longer. I will bet u that the 2011 model will be in the range that your talking about. Please any serious person that has A BRAND NEW 2010 HYUNDAI ELANTRA, should let me know.
realizing how Nigerian car dealers rip off from gullible people. If u got alternative, do it yourself to save cost
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by satani22: 11:35am On Feb 21, 2011
Celino:
ORTM, RTS 1 (11345 H) IS BACK ON EUTELSAT W3A @ 7' EAST,  Enjoy it now,  FTA
pls post the complete tp and Sr
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Ask Questions About W3a On 7 Degree East Here by satani22: 11:31am On Feb 21, 2011
Celino:
ORTM, RTS 1 (11345 H) IS BACK ON EUTELSAT W3A @ 7' EAST,  Enjoy it now,  FTA
pls post the complete tp and Sr
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by satani22: 7:50pm On Feb 20, 2011
grafikii:
i have a Daarsat mpeg4 HD decoder for sale at 30000 naira call 08058356158
u be thief?
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by satani22: 7:49pm On Feb 20, 2011
grafikii:
i have a Daarsat mpeg4 HD decoder for sale at 30000 naira call 08058356158
u be thief?
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: All About Multi Tv Free To Air On Astra 2b by satani22: 7:46pm On Feb 20, 2011
grafikii:
hello i have a daarsat mpeg4 HD decoder for sale at 30000 naira call 08058356158
u must be greedy. N18k is the price
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: FTA Live Football Matches Announcement Thread by satani22: 7:40pm On Feb 20, 2011
mbc no show since tursday last wk. wetin dey shele to it
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Ask Questions About W3a On 7 Degree East Here by satani22: 11:27pm On Feb 19, 2011
mbc has disappeared ooooooooo no bz
Christianity EtcRe: Hey Everyone,any Occultist In The House? by satani22: 6:21pm On Feb 19, 2011
Me a satanist. sometimes do occultism
ComputersRe: Browsing Problem On Bb 7290 by satani22(op): 3:18pm On Feb 18, 2011
tank u. which is the provider. Mtn zain or glo
ComputersBrowsing Problem On Bb 7290 by satani22(op): 2:09pm On Feb 18, 2011
can someone help me with configuration of my BB 7290. there's no browser on it
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by satani22: 2:01pm On Feb 18, 2011
can someone help me with configuration of my BB 7290. there's no browser on it
PhonesRe: Browsing On Bb 7290 by satani22(op): 1:39pm On Feb 18, 2011
plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss help me
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by satani22: 10:23am On Feb 18, 2011
can someone help me with configuration of my BB 7290. there's no browser on it

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