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Christianity Etc › Re: These Are The Sources From Where Muhammad Copied The Koran by SatanIsAllah(op): 5:12pm On Oct 29
The Bible was written by Jews and Christians. They did not plagiarise or steal prominent religious figures from other religions.

Jews and Christians didn't steal Jesus, Moses, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, David, Solomon etc from other religions. They are the foundational figures of our respective faiths.

MOOslimes on the other hand stole the identities of these Patriarchs and Prophets from us and rebranded them as MOOslins

itzadorable333:
Hehehe either you are farming comments or you're ignorant, or you're a deceiver. Even the Bible has its own share of questionable origins & sources
Christianity Etc › These Are The Sources From Where Muhammad Copied The Koran by SatanIsAllah(op): 2:38pm On Oct 29
The Quran is not a revelation. It is a scrapbook.

Muhammad spent his working life on caravan routes hearing every religion the Middle East had on the shelf — and it ALL ended up in his book, usually in the later, retold form, not the original. Watch and LEARN:

FROM THE JEWISH RABBIS (not from Moses — from books written centuries after Jesus):

• "Whoever kills a soul, it is as if he killed all mankind" (Q 5:32). That is not in the Torah. That is Mishnah Sanhedrin 4:5 — a rabbinic commentary. Muhammad borrowed the words of a Jewish Rabbi and put them into Allah's mouth.

• Abraham smashing his father's idols (Q 21:51-70). Not in Genesis. It is in Genesis Rabbah 38 — a midrash written hundreds of years later.

• God holding Mount Sinai over Israel like a barrel (Q 7:171). Straight out of the Talmud, Shabbat 88a.

• A raven showing Cain how to bury Abel (Q 5:31). Pirke de Rabbi Eliezer 21. Folklore.

FROM THE FAKE GOSPELS (the ones the church threw out):
• Baby Jesus talking in the cradle (Q 19:29-33). Arabic Infancy Gospel.
• Jesus breathing life into clay birds (Q 3:49). Infancy Gospel of Thomas.
• Mary giving birth under a palm tree with a stream provided on the spot (Q 19:23-26). Gospel of Pseudo-Matthew 20.
He never got the Gospels. He got the fan fiction.

FROM THE HERETICS:

• "They did not crucify him, it was made to appear so" (Q 4:157). That is Gnostic docetism — Basilides was teaching a substitute on that cross 500 years earlier (Irenaeus, Against Heresies 1.24.4).

• Allah scolding Christians for worshipping Mary as a god (Q 5:116). Who did that? The Collyridians — a heretical sect in Arabia itself, offering cakes to Mary (Epiphanius, Panarion 79). Muhammad argued with a heresy and thought it was Christianity.

FROM PERSIA:

• The bridge to paradise, "thinner than a hair, sharper than a sword," in his own hadith (Muslim 183) — that is the Zoroastrian Chinvat Bridge, down to the description.

FROM PAGAN MECCA — the part nobody wants to talk about
:
• Al-Lat, al-Uzza and Manat were the goddesses of Mecca, named right in the Quran (Q 53:19-20).

• Circling the Kaaba, running between Safa and Marwah (Q 2:158), the sacred months, the shrine itself — pagan rites, kept and rebranded.

• Umar on the Black Stone: "I know that you are a stone that does not benefit or harm" (Bukhari 1597) — and he kissed it anyway. A pagan relic with a permission slip.

A caravan trader heard stories for 40 years. Jews told him rabbinic tales and he wrote them down as Torah. Heretics fed him rejected gospels and he wrote them down as the Injil. Persians, pagans, Gnostics — everybody got a page.

That is not revelation. That is dictation from the whole neighborhood.

Pick one: either the Quran came down from heaven, or it was assembled out of everything Muhammad heard on the road. You cannot have both — and the citations say you cannot have the first one at all.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Netanyahu Set To Remain Caretaker After Inconclusive Israeli Election by SatanIsAllah: 7:13am On Oct 29
Boko sons and daughters have gone from twerking for joy to weeping with sifia painment grin
Sports › Re: American 3-Year-Old Football Whizkid Was Reported To Police For Being "Too Good" by SatanIsAllah: 5:37am On Oct 27
The police here acted very responsibly and handled it with maturity.

Police should be saved for serious issues like terrorists, kidnappers and other undesirable elements of society.

HacheNoire:
Nairaland wannabe’s will be here shortly to explain to us why the police had to be called on a 3 year old just playing football.

In “saner climes” team will also have something to say.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Gunmen Kill 9 Christians In Jordan During Church Funeral Service by SatanIsAllah: 3:21pm On Oct 25
Look at those callous and evil animals shooting an already unconscious man several times.

Completely depraved and lacking in humanity.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Has Largest Number Of People Living Without Electricity - World Bank by SatanIsAllah: 2:00pm On Oct 21
I go follow join you as you dey woz Naija politicians.

If I have only two bullets and Nigerian politician stand for my front next to giant python, I go fire the Naija politician two times.

Jakarta:
Not surprised for a shithole country, in 2026 even those paying cost reflective tarriffs are still shouting UP NEPA. To beat Nigeria politician mercilessly just dey hungry me.

BEDC workers currently dey on strike, and them get mind shutdown the electricity grid, no light in BEDC controlled states like Delta, Edo, Ekiti, and Ondo state.
Foreign Affairs › Re: German Police Arrest A Robot For Grabbing 16-Year-Old Girl's Buttocks by SatanIsAllah: 1:47pm On Oct 15
Google is your friend Bro

franugo:
Where exactly did you get the perpetrator's name from? Even the robot's name is not in the op, or is there another page I didn't see?

Foreign Affairs › Re: German Police Arrest A Robot For Grabbing 16-Year-Old Girl's Buttocks by SatanIsAllah: 7:27pm On Oct 14
Hahaha 😂😂😂 The apple never falls far from the tree.

Judging from the name, we already know everything we need to know about the background of the owners.

At least they gave it the PERFECT name for these types of activities😂😂😂
Politics › Re: APC Campaign Materials Printed In China (Video) by SatanIsAllah: 3:47pm On Oct 11
APC data boys finally showing their true colors and showing how much contempt their party has for Nigeria.

Promised to create jobs for Nigerians, but only created multidimensional poverty.

Instead they are creating jobs for China.

favor914:
Wetin concern the interlopers huh.

Let the NDC give their own to local printers in Onitsha & Kano.

Education › Re: Statisense: S'west Dominates States With Highest Quality Of Education In Nigeria by SatanIsAllah: 12:26pm On Oct 11
Believe Statisense at your own peril.

How can South East be below 50%?

Anyone who has ever been in any of the best universities in Nigeria, knows that there is preponderance of both students and staff from the South East.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Man Returns $128,000 Cash Which He Found In A Bag On An ATM Terminal by SatanIsAllah: 2:32pm On Oct 06
So the money was left on top of the ATM by a technician who was servicing the machine? I can bet any amount of money that technician was fired on the spot by his employers when they found out.

Investigators said a Brinks technician serviced the ATM and was supposed to take the money, but accidentally left the funds on top of the machine.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Pushes To Kill All Hamas Commanders Before October 7th Anniversary by SatanIsAllah: 4:02pm On Oct 04
So the Hamas commanders who carried out the unprovoked October 7th attacks 3 years ago were acting on behalf of Palestinians?

Dey there and be crying genocide while your terrorist heroes are sent on a one way journey to eternal flames

HacheNoire:
Meaning they want to complete the genocide!

The fake European Jews should know their days are numbered and time is the only difference between now and then.

The blood of the innocent men, women and children will hunt the apartheid and demonic state to self destruction!
Politics › Re: Workers To Begin Strike Friday If FG Fails To Cut Petrol Price To ₦500 by SatanIsAllah: 4:28pm On Sep 30
N500! Kai!

I remember back then in 2012 when GEJ removed subsidy and increased it to N312.

I remember how I couldn't move an inch anywhere in Ojota because a certain Chicago "graduate" locked down EVERYWHERE. Na trek everybody dey trek. No single car or maruwa or danfo on the roads.

And now those same Nigerians are begging for N500 a litre while that same Bobo Chicago who threatened to raise hell over N312 is bragging about how he enjoyed himself while in a 5 star luxury hotel on a 3 week junket in France.

Samples of Nigerian brains must be collected for detailed chemical and biological analysis because there is a lot about this country that has never made any sense.
Foreign Affairs › Re: At Least 27 Dead After Two Mass Shootings In South Africa by SatanIsAllah: 9:49pm On Sep 28
The Zulus,Khosas, Khoisan and other African ethnic groups are the indigenous people of South Africa and they worship their indigenous gods and goddesses although most of them are today Christians.

seppuku:
If they are not indigenous then no one from South Africa can claim indigeneity.
Foreign Affairs › Re: At Least 27 Dead After Two Mass Shootings In South Africa by SatanIsAllah: 7:08pm On Sep 28
Muslims in South Africa are not indigenous. They were brought to South Africa as cheap labour in the 19th century by the British from its Indian colony.

seppuku:
indigenous.

You didn't know?
Foreign Affairs › Re: At Least 27 Dead After Two Mass Shootings In South Africa by SatanIsAllah: 6:51pm On Sep 28
Awww. Don't cry because you don't like the truth grin

Your username doesn't make ANY sense whatsoever

ChristianMuslim:
Your own username make sense abi.. you have mental issues.. so many of you here have mental issues.. too much of drugs is affecting you
Foreign Affairs › Re: At Least 27 Dead After Two Mass Shootings In South Africa by SatanIsAllah: 6:25pm On Sep 28
Like I said: It's a ridiculous username that makes no sense

ChristianMuslim:
Who are you and who are you looking for?
Foreign Affairs › Re: At Least 27 Dead After Two Mass Shootings In South Africa by SatanIsAllah: 6:21pm On Sep 28
What a ridiculous username

ChristianMuslim:
I'm really happy for this News.. No more migrants.. Is time to kill their selves.. more of this in Other part of SA..Pretoria, cape town, Soweto what are you waiting for.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Afghanistan Vows To Respond After Pakistani Air Strikes Kill Four by SatanIsAllah: 1:06am On Sep 25
It was the beheading of Husain who was Muhammad's grandson that led to the split between sunni and shia muslims.

DiamondsAreFore:
I was watching the UN General Assembly and I saw these two countries walk out as Bibi Netanyahu was addressing the Assembly along with all other muslim countries and a handful of liberal woke European countries.

The truth is, they need a common enemy to be united against or they will destroy themselves.

That has been their history right from the beginning.

If you look at the very earliest history of their religion, 3 out of the first 4 Caliphs or successors to their prophet were assassinated by their fellow believers.

One of the sons a a caliph called Husain was actually beheaded and his head was paraded as a trophy on the streets for hours.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Rula Jebreal Calls Hakeem Jeffries A Monkey by SatanIsAllah: 3:08pm On Sep 08
There are civilised and mature ways of objecting to someone you disagree with. Notice it was the black man she called a monkey. She didn't call Joe Biden a monkey, even though he was accused of doing the exact same thing.

Your inferiority complex is bowing down to your master's racist language.

HacheNoire:
Call it anything! It does not change my stance!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Rula Jebreal Calls Hakeem Jeffries A Monkey by SatanIsAllah: 2:40pm On Sep 08
O Boy, see mental slavery on full display!

HacheNoire:
If truth must be told, she did not lie!

If there was anything more derogatory to describe Hakeem, it will still be welcomed.

Thats not racism but an insult!

Hakeem himself will walk every Black man into the incinerator if AIPAC demands. They have bought his mind body and soul. Some people say maybe hi is being blackmailed.

Dude stands for nothing! A betrayal to humanity.
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S. Woman Sues Female Senator Who Slept With Her Husband Under Homewrecker Law by SatanIsAllah: 7:39pm On Sep 06
So Madam Senator appointed the husband as her "bodyguard" abi?😌
Foreign Affairs › Re: Saudi Arabia Scrubs Anti Zionist Content & Antisemitic Hadith From Textbooks by SatanIsAllah: 5:28pm On Aug 25
Reciprocate? grin Reciprocation doesn't appear to be necessary for Zionists when they have enough power and influence to make Saudi Arabia dance to their tune🤣🤣🤣


Flangelo12:
Now let's get Zionists to reciprocate.

grin
Crime › Re: Australian Police Discover Guns Disguised As Iphones (pics) by SatanIsAllah:
This will just give the Nigerian police another excuse to confiscate iPhones. And trust our police, once those iPhones get into their hands, the rightful owners will probably never see them again.

BlackViper:
And just imagine, they were discovered in a place called "Deception Bay" in Australia. No wonder the Bible warned that in the last days, deception would be the greatest tool in the devil's hands.

I wonder how soon before unlawful elements in Nigeria begin imitating this.
Foreign Affairs › Re: "Chidinma Go Home" South Africans Chant As She Faces Deportation by SatanIsAllah: 12:43am On Aug 20
OP, you're 💯 right. The more she begs, the more she massages their wicked egos.

These black South Africans are truly dense. They really think that they're the ones who built up South Africa's infrastructure and economy into the prominent position it occupies in Africa today.

The reason why they have a country which ranks higher than other African nations in terms of development is because of 100 years of nation building by European settlers from the Netherlands, Belgium and Germany.

Ever since majority rule became a reality in 1994, South Africa has been deteriorating rapidly under the rule of corrupt and incompetent black South African politicians.

Already, the japa syndrome that is sweeping across Africa from North to South has started touching South Africa. Didn't Ireland just deport 42 black South Africans for being illegal immigrants? It's going to get worse for them in the future. Much worse.

The funny thing is, with the way the SA politicians are mismanaging their resources, it's just of matter of time before they become just like the rest of Africa and when that happens, they won't need to worry about foreigners from other African countries coming to take their jobs and women.
Family › Re: Egypt Coach Hossam Hassan Collapses While Separating His 2 Wives During A Fight by SatanIsAllah: 12:51pm On Aug 19
Spoken like a true poverty mentality unrefined mind

HacheNoire:
Still not a reason to not be polygamous!

You will have more rest of mind and competitiveness for your attention with multiple women.

Do not settle for a single woman! It’s a trap! As your bank account balance increases, make sure you marry a new wife- not liabilities but assets.
Politics › Re: Photo Of Bola Ahmed Tinubu As A Senator by SatanIsAllah:
It's not rare, rather I would say it's magical because the photographer managed to achieve the impossible. He made something ugly to look slightly less ugly
Phones › Re: Countries With Most Affordable Data Prices Per 1 Gigabyte by SatanIsAllah: 5:37pm On Aug 17
Meanwhile super power Iranu cannot even make the list

erad:
🇮🇱 Israel – $0.02
🇺🇸 United States – $6.00

Beggar dey chop life pass giver.
Phones › Re: Countries With Most Affordable Data Prices Per 1 Gigabyte by SatanIsAllah: 1:13pm On Aug 17
$0.02 per 1gb is N27 per 1gb.

200gb of data in Israel will cost you N5,400. And we're talking high speed broadband Internet.

It's almost worth japaing to Israel just for quality Internet service alone.

BlackViper:
What amazes me about Israel's case is that not only is it the cheapest in the world, it's also one the fastest and they have some of the most generous unlimited data plans.

Foreign Affairs › Re: German Govt Gives Agents Right To Open Fire On Russian Spies by SatanIsAllah: 5:00pm On Aug 14
Russia that cannot handle ordinary small pikin Ukraine will face Germany😂😂😂

WriteerNg:


And you think Russia cannot give law enforcement right to open fire on Germans in Russia?

If it's not already happening sef.

The good thing is Russia can label any random German as a spy and blow off his/her skull.
Foreign Affairs › Re: German Govt Gives Agents Right To Open Fire On Russian Spies by SatanIsAllah: 12:52pm On Aug 14
Hahaha😂😂😂 How will sponsored Kremlin human bots on Nairaland react to this news?

WriterNg hope you're good😂

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