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WhiteMaroon: Havent been on nairaland today and you can imagine the shock when i logged on and found my post of front page.

Really appreciate ur comments but obviously some of you do not understand my post. All those who mentioned baldness or dada should please read again. I am far from bald and you should know that dada cannot be tamed....and it is genetic.

Anyway, to put it simply, my hair is naturally dry and coarse. And i was seeking a solution
which would give it more moisture, hence more freedom to choose whatever style i feel like rocking. I could wear afro for a year and the following year decide its skin.

Best advice so far is the conditioner and moisturizing shampoo. Its definately worth trying

Leave talk first, pikshure

WhiteMaroon: But wait o...why is this generation so freaked about picures, pictures,pictures!?

Seeing is believing

Ur hair must be smalling like poo. Egg? Yaama!

chucky234: honey your na Ndidi,so get small patient.
I sure say your hubby go even buy a bigger car for you at the right time, nwe ndidi.

How will you advice me to turn off my BB network when am not browsing?

Are U a learner? You forgot that my social networks, instant messagers are on.

Izzwell

Her legs are fine.

Make I no hate before some people go fire me

He that even supposed to reduce his real age did not and Some of our celebrities who are not thankful to God keep on reducing their age every year.

Pls someone should tell Uche Jumbo that flat bossoms are not sexy at all.

A good bossom guard will be nice

Crop top ko trop cop ni!

I am size 18 but not withstanding, I will still need one.

Eye-sore-ric Disaster

Mtcheeeeeeeeeew

biafranqueen: wow really it look so natural

You must be a guy

kcstyle40: yes ooo abeg interprete if u can... its on different nites sha

I don't know who told you that yam signify fertility but I will just give you a general interpretation then you apply it to your life.

Fertility is usually signified by palm fruits, eggs, then at times, when u mean fruitfulness, depending on the context, yam may also be mentioned.

Then yam, fresh Garden, palm tree, green vegetation, fresh fruits signify productivity or prosperity.

Fountain or pump in this context signifies life, source of life. It is seen especially when one desire healing, restoration, deliverance or liberation

Doves as everybody know signifies Peace. And its a good thing you were able to catch it.

Then the dream of classroom is very conversant with the thread so you can read thru.

With these dreams I want to believe you are doing well in life and God loves you, Goodluck

kcstyle40: i dreamt that i was carry a big tuber of yam in my dreams and i woke up ..... i ve a dream book which tells meaning of dream ... so when i checked it ,.. it says seeing a tuber of yam in the dream isa sign of prosperity and my interpreters here on this trend says is a sign of fetility or xpectatation of a child.. .. hmm na wa oo ...owk sha pls whats is the meaning of sometimes seeing yourself in your old school days doing one thing or the other among your peers? and pls what kind of prayer can break such dream?.... although its been a while i had such dream sha cus i pray often so recently i have been seeing doves ...two doves often in my dreams and repeatedly too in my recent dream i caught two doves ...more like they both flew to meet me n i held them in my hand n they were not frightened. hmmm abeg my dreams are much ... in same month i dreamt of two water pumps gussing out water with force in my compound ...i woke up n i felt good but i cant tell what such dream means....... pls a believer with the gift of dream interpretation should enlighten me.
thanks..........

You started with doubt. What of the dream book nah

satellitedaisy: Jealousy is very deadly, it can make roughdude loose his brain.

Pls I prefer to reserve my energy for more important people.

^^^

Oh! What is the signature again? . Sorry I made a mistake. Rudepuff, Don't worry dough, when you contest for Mr. Nairaland, they will vote for you

rudedough: Oh you're trying to call people back to your dream interpretation thread.

Go get a honest job jor and stop wasting away. Rubbish!!!

Jealousy is very deadly, it can make roughdude loose his brain.

Pls I prefer to reserve my energy for more important people.

The person about to comment after me is an attention seeker. Beware!!!

Sarah a: pls attend to it

My dear, most times, a verdict or an interview in a dream means a judgement or spiritual assessment. And what the psalms the pastors gave u follow up.

Psalm 105:8 says He remembers his covenant forever, the promise he made, for a thousand generations

And Joshua 24:24-26 says

26 And the people said to Joshua, “We will serve the Lord our God and obey him.”

25 On that day Joshua made a covenant for the people, and there at Shechem he reaffirmed for them decrees and laws.

26 And Joshua recorded these things in the Book of the Law of God. Then he took a large stone and set it up there under the oak near the holy place of the Lord.

So possibly you ve not been measuring up spiritually before now, and of which it could be you have a ministry that you have not paid attention to. So the Lord is simply asking you to sit up and take your spirituality seriously becos he is ready to renew the covenant he has with you.

Adeniyi A.:
Read Psalms 23, 27, 54,56,59,66.
You may find yourself in the midst of 'thorns', but you won't be 'torn'.
flee from sins and all is well. Jesus loves you

Bros, pls I don't mean any harm. But I feel its wrong to attribute spiritual attacks to sin as if they are punishment. Devil attack us more when we strive to be perfect. We are all sinners and we all fall short of God's glory.

You are doing a great job, Interprete the dreams but leave sin out of it as not to confuse them.

Sarah a: Hmmm no wahala since you are avoiding my question I understand better. So you decide who to attend to and who not ?

Sarah pls don't be angry

What is the question again?

Okija_juju: It means you see dead people..

Okija sinu ebea puo, I na-esedi ogogoro ?

Cykik: Abeg let smone help me. I keep seeing this dream almost everyday. Am always in my sec.sch in a classroom with my frnds learning but its been long i took my mind off that sch. Pls what could it mean.

Go thru the thread from first page, this dream is very common tho, but it has been discussed over and over in this thread.

But be sure u are not planning to go back for further studies in real life

missylizzy: No he's not dead, we still on talking terms, but what confuses me is the names, what I saw was Donald, and this guy name is Prince.

We have vision and dreams, unlike visions dreams hardly have direct interpretation, it takes the wisdom and gift of the spirit for one to interprete dreams.

You are confused Becos you are interpreting your dreams directly as if they are visions.

Having a marriage or seeing marriage in a dream seldom interprete to marriage or marital life in real life. Instead in most cases, though based on context translate to an engagement or a covenant with someone in the spiritual realm. It may be good or bad. At times it also symbolizes vocation.

We have to be very careful wit dreams and interpretations, its best we don't believe in dreams and ignore them than to have wrong interpretation of any of them.

missylizzy: I had a dream during my NYSC, that I received a paper from God and men and women where dragging the paper with me and I was crying that they should leave the paper alone, in the process of struggling they tore it and I took a piece of it, and I opened it and saw Donald and I was wondering who's Donald and I heard a voice that it my husbands name. Few weeks after i met a guy and we dated for 7 months and parted, of recent i saw him in my dream with a ring that he wants to marry me and i accepted and later i saw a man and a woman standing beside some coral beads being worn for traditional marriage and they said God is a God of surprises and that He has surprised me. I'm currently in a relationship with another guy but I'm confused because the guy in question we are just friend and we talk once in a while and he's not even talking about having anything with me, so please help me explain what it means. Thanks

One thing you should note is that dreams hardly come with exact faces of people they imply, vision does. Faces in a dream also have what they symbolize. So don't be in a haste to make conclusions

psammyJ: please i beg u...explain further

These things are more sensitive than we are seeing it, what someone tell you in a forum like this can affect you for a lifetime. Am just giving tips sincei don't even know u, its best you meet someone you can see physically and can offer a solution that is permanent

rudedough: It's not an argument friend. I asked questions that are begging answers.

Who's the Master in dream interpretation?
Can we know what his/her qualifications are?
Which dream school did he/she attend?
How many dream research has he/she conducted to be awarded a " Masters (MSc) of Dream Interpretation"?

Kindly answer these questions so that potential dreamers like myself can be assured of your specialty.

Yes God is the one that gives the certificate. He gives us the wisdom too. Don't tell me u are jealous.

If you are a Christian, go through this passages. And after going through them u decide to die in ignorance, farewell, its well with you

Daniel 2:27-30
Job 33:15-20
Matt 2:13
Act 16:9-10
Dan 2:19

In your mind I don't do research abi? Pity you

san001: Somebody who understand this dream shud pls help interprete. Like I said, I found myself on a white horse that I direct with a staff in my hand instead of beatin it wt rope. And wen we got to a beautiful resting place that looks like abroad, I saw some supernatural touches on d horse doing cleaning frm any dirt n' germs.

Satelite, proevan

Just as I said before I don't comment on any dream am not sure of. White Horse, just like Gold in a dream means glory. But the rest of the story, I don't understand.

And make sure you don't watch much of Princess cartoons too.

nekkyo: sometimes i will be giving lectures to people or preaching in the dream. sometimes too i will be late for exams or get there without finding a sit to
settledown and finish my exams. am not a student, i work presently so it surprises me. just today wuz in a dream had plenty of cassava overflowing buckets i started arranging friends and relatives i will send them too, all of a sudden as if the base of the house we live in started caving in. someone please shed some light.

Its possible you have a call/gift in formation(like preaching, counselling or minding believers).

The other dreams is nothing serious just take your spirituallity as a prayer point and ask God for direction. Also pray against miscarriage of blessings

bigcycs: I guess I'll wake up and read me that psalm anytime such a thing happens again. I actually hate the experience. Anytime it happens I feel bad. Praying that psalm will be my response from now on

Before is always better than after. You can just take psalm 109 for 9days. Observe your dreams once you start the prayer. The outcome will tell you whether you see a priest or not.

rudedough: The highlighted already said it all. Being spiritual means believing by faith. No experiment, no research, don't ask any questions, just believe it.

Example: President Jonathan is a wizard and Patience is a witch. Spiritually you believe right? No questions asked, no research, no experiment.

Go sit down for corner jor. Scientists my a$$.

You have proven your self a scientist indeed. You argue like a dead scientist.

Bring it on, I will prove to you that wisdom is not for learners like you

Luvly devin: well am a guy not a girl o, in the dream I was trying to kill the snake

So I will just come to the conclussion that it was just once. Probably u watched Anacoda before sleeping

rudedough: [b]You're selling people false superstitions. And like most fraudulent Pastors, you're using the psychology of fear to force them to sow seeds.

And Nocturnal emission doesn't necessarily mean you must be in puberty, adults too have Nocturnal emission if they have an overflowing Epididymis.

And the brain checks ALL part of the body, not just the Epididymis.

Who carried out the research on dreams to ascertain it's interpretation?

How many people with the same financial conditions were used in this research?

What will the Pastor do about the wet dreams btw? Ask him to sow seed? Give to God? Book him a "House cleansing prayers" of which he's to pay some money for the Prayer warriors preparations?

Will Prayers balance the overfilled Epididymis?

Can we ask the Pastor if he hasn't had many Nocturnal emission in his life?

Now who (Both humans and animals) haven't had a Nocturnal emission / wet dreams in his/her life? Show me just 1 person or animal.

Anybody who still believe these superstitious nonsense about dreams in the 21st century shouldn't be allowed to reproduce cos we don't want anymore morons springing up in Nigeria. [/b]

You mean to tell me that in a topic that have above 20,000 viewers that you are the only scientist in the 21st Century. Am a scientist too. I do my research, dreams has upto 6 views from different school of thoughts. Do you know dreams can be attributed to energies surrounding the dreamer apart from the fact that it may be a replay of what the brain captured from the surroundings, many other views. Am spiritual too. Op made it clear from the onset that we are taking the discussion from the spiritual point of view. How I wish we can have some other secluded means of trashing this out.

Mr. 21st Century, superstitions? Do you know what that means? Did I say any of them should put egg or fowl on their head as a solution to their dreams. Am sure you are not a Christian becos if you are, you will know that prayer is the solution to everyth that troubles the heart and u won't be opening your mouth to talk trash.

Mind you, am a catholic and we neither force people to sow seed nor force them to pay tithe

Teeworld13: so if I eat in the dream, it's a bad omen eh what happened to the scripture which says: "thou preparest a table before me in the presence of my enemies..." huh

So the enemies you were eating the fried rice in their presence were they from your village or winches and winzards?

fun lover: I had posted dis earlier but got no interpretation : Pls let's get serious with this..I had a dream last week...I was with someone (can't remember who the person is) and we were looking at a piece of paper on which a 15 man jury (so to say) wrote their verdicts about me (don't know what the case was), 8 of them wrote that they should kill me while 7 said I should be pardoned.What could this possibly mean?

I saw it but I don't like commenting on anything am not sure of.

How many times did you have such dreams. It may have come from a movie you watched or you are scared of something physically.

Verdict in a dream has many significance based on the context.