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Celebrities / Jewish Mom Who Desperately Wants Her To Tie The Knot Now Because She Is 26 by satinosdiary: 2:14pm On Feb 03, 2015
Lmao!!! You have to read this very hilarious messages..

Kate Siegel, 26, from Brooklyn, New York, has recorded all of her Jewish Mom’s crazy thoughts and hilarious advice on Instagram about how she must get married now. She started when she was about 24, and her mom’s 25th birthday message to her will make you Urghhhh…


Miss Siegel said she started the project because her friends always laugh at her mother's text messages. She has now gained more than 280,000 followers since she started the account last November.

Continue to read mom texts that will sweep you off your feet; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/02/read-hilarious-messages-of-jewish-mom.html

Celebrities / Photos: Miley Cyrus & Boo Shares Ass-grabbing Photos From Their Hawaii Beach Get by satinosdiary: 6:17am On Jan 23, 2015
Slow down Miley! We cannot afford another heartbreak.. Miley Cyrus and her boo of 3 months,Arnold Schwarzenegger's son Patrick,were all loved up at the beach in Hawaii

Check On it : http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/photos-miley-cyrus-boo-shares-ass.html

Celebrities / Dbanj Arrives Amsterdam In Style...photos For Only My Eyes To See.. by satinosdiary: 9:49pm On Jan 22, 2015
These photos where sent directly to me (in my dreams) Lol..Well as part of his hard work and success, the 34 year old cutie is celebrating 10 years in style..he invaded Zurich, Amsterdam and plans to tour some European countries.
Look at them sexy eyes.. No wonder you ladies drool over him...

Between, why did they leave Tonto out on this trip @tontolet
See more with his team: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/dbanj-arrives-amsterdam-in-stylephotos.html

Celebrities / Amber Rose Goes Jet Skiing In A Tiny Pink Thong Bikini!!! Check On It by satinosdiary: 9:09pm On Jan 22, 2015
Okay I accept all your allegations..Lol!! Today is Amber's day..One thing you can say about Amber Rose ... she's a crack jetskier. Amber made waves yesterday as she traversed South Beach, Miami in all her glory.
Amber Rose ... gluteus to the maximus.

See more: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/amber-rose-goes-jet-skiing-in-tiny-pink.html

Celebrities / Photos: Jennifer Lopez Shows Off Major Cleavage On 'the Tonight Show' by satinosdiary: 10:35pm On Jan 20, 2015
Jennifer Lopez stops by the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on Monday evening (January 19) in New York City. The 45-year-old American Idol judge wowed in a pale pink gown to discuss her upcoming film with Ryan Guzman, The Boy Next Door. Earlier that same day, Jennifer rocked a completely different outfit to hang out with a group of her friends. Also pictured inside: Jennifer stayed warm in a pink jacket as she made her way to Live! with Kelly and Michael.
See more photos: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/photos-jennifer-lopez-shows-off-major.html

Celebrities / Kiss My ........ Amber Rose Blast Fans Who Tells Her To Stop Posting Topless Pho by satinosdiary: 9:43pm On Jan 20, 2015
It's Amber Rose season..The beauty who is in Miami is still soaking up the sun in sexy bikini's . And just incase you are one of those slamming her for exposing her body,she posted
Omg ur a Mother put some clothes on'.Kiss my MILFY ass!

Check out the photo she just added: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/kiss-my-as-btchs-amber-rose-blast-fans.html

Celebrities / “why I Gave Up My Career For Marriage”: Actress Uche Elendu by satinosdiary: 6:06pm On Jan 20, 2015
Uche- her eyes sparkle. great smile. nice face. high cheek bones. she has charisma. she's sassy. she makes u want to watch a movie. She actually gave all up that after getting married in 2012. The nollywood actress fizzled out of the limelight and she admits she gave up her booming career for marriage because it's important in a woman's life.

The actress who is back to take her spot told Sun
I was at the peak of my career when I got married. I still believe that marriage is important in a woman’s life. After I got married, I had a three-year break because I had to take care of my daughter and keep my home. And after that, I returned to my job.

Continue reading: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/why-i-gave-up-my-career-for-marriage.html

Celebrities / Esho Jinadu Aka Buruji Kashamu, The Illiterate That Swings Among The Nigeria Lea by satinosdiary: 11:35am On Jan 19, 2015
This is getting interesting, just few days after a blog reader shared The true Biography of Esho Jinadu, Another blog reader sent me this and I thought it would be nice to share..

Read: After so many allegations and crime committed in Republic of Benin, United States of America and many other unknown places, the habitual criminal, Esho Jinadu who now claims Prince Buruji Kashamu delved into the Nigerian politics to be extolled as a political leader in a respectable and wholesome nation-building political party (Peoples Democratic Party)..

The Jail breaker who fled the Nigerian prison many years ago with the help of his enstranged girlfriend Mrs Dupe is now back in Nigeria vying for a senatorial post under the Ogun East senatorial district..
In a bid to win the 2015 elections, the confirmed drug baron is now deeply associated with President GEJ which he now uses as a cover up as he can never leave the walls of Nigeria even if he disguises.


Continue to read more: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/esho-jinadu-aka-buruji-kashamu.html

Celebrities / Black Sunday: Nollywood Bad Boy Actor Muna Obiekwe Dies Of Kidney Failure by satinosdiary: 9:18pm On Jan 18, 2015
So it is true! There has been some confusion over the death of Nollywood actor, Muna Obikwe's death. The renowned actor passed on this afternoon around 4:15pm in a hospital in Festac Lagos after quietly battling this kidney disease but kept it hush hush from friends and colleagues. He was rushed to the hospital today after he collapsed at his home.

Mike Ezorunye confirmed it on his page ..and some fans slammed him for spreading false rumours ...
Rest on Muna

See mikes tribute: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/black-sunday-nollywood-bad-boy-actor.html

Celebrities / The Sad State Of Nigeria Politics!! Drug Baron Mogul, Buruji Kashamu Contests Un by satinosdiary: 4:28pm On Jan 18, 2015
Ogun State Peoples Democratic Party has confirmed an illiterate the candidate of the Ogun East senatorial district..

Now, The state of election and choice of leaders really bothers me because if an illiterate, a fugitive and a confirmed drug baron can stand up to contest in this our dear country, then we youths should be scared.. he was confirmed by the Party Chairman, Engr. Bayo Dayo and he said he cant be changed..

This also means a Vulcanizer or a carpenter could join politics and contest under PDP..

This is one Poster Former President Obasanjo Won't Want to See!

Buruji Kashamu remains a tout and a wanted fugitive..

We need change in Nigeria.. We desire a crime free country.

Read more: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/the-sad-state-of-nigeria-politics-drug.html

Celebrities / APC Fans Again Throws A Shade With Jonathan & Buhari’s Daughter by satinosdiary: 3:06pm On Jan 18, 2015
Oh my! I just think this should not be a criteria but this is extremely hilarious...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

See more: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/apc-fans-again-throws-shade-with.html

Celebrities / Photos: Beyonce Shows Off GIANT Leap Stunt In Thailand by satinosdiary: 11:25pm On Jan 15, 2015
Trust me when I say only Baddos *olamide haba y* that can pull this sort of stunt.. A giant leap is only done by swimmers who are professionals..
Queen Bey and Jay Z probably have more vacations than any celebrity in the world..They work hard and play hard...The photo was taken by her hubby Jay Z in Thailand
More: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/photos-beyonce-shows-off-giant-leap.html

Celebrities / Throw Back Photos Of Beyonce, Nicky, Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, Others... You Won’t by satinosdiary: 10:17pm On Jan 15, 2015
Check out some way back photos of em hollywood & hiphop stars..

Mehn you need to see what Daddy snoop dog, our dear girlfriend snatcher, Drake looks like..

Check on more: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/throw-back-photos-of-beyonce-nicky-lil.html

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Celebrities / Read What New Fashion Police Host Said About George Clooney's Wife's Golden Glob by satinosdiary: 11:09am On Jan 14, 2015
he gloves were well and truly off as Kathy Griffin hosted her first Fashion Police. And George Clooney's new wife Amal was one of the first to be attacked by the comedian, as she took swipe at her Golden Globes attire.
'Yeah, she’s annoying,' 'You heard me! Everybody run in fear! I thought it was weird she had those gloves that remind me of, like, a porn scene, where the guy goes home and there’s the naughty dishwasher and she only has the gloves,'.
Kathy's co-host, Kelly Osbourne was quick to agree, joking that the gloves belonged 'on a vet helping a calf be born.'

Click and read more funny pictures of Kathy Griffin hosted her first Fashion Police: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/her-gloves-remind-me-of-porn-scene-read.html

Celebrities / Photos Of Kim Kardashian's Look That Broke The Internet by satinosdiary: 10:27am On Jan 14, 2015
Guys,meet Zoeraii. the Indian model who looks soo much like the Kardashians.I am worried myself because at one side she's looking like Kourtney, the next she is looking like Kim Kardashian..The internet has gone agog and photos of her are trending on the internet right now as lots of people think she may be Kim Kardashian's long lost sister(Just when Kris taught of doing away with an Indian man).lol

I am sure BSBer guys are already drooling..

See more: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/photos-of-kim-kardashians-look-that.html

Politics / Watch How Buhari Forgot The Name Of His Running Mate, Yemi Osinbajo During Owerr by satinosdiary: 10:22am On Jan 13, 2015
Haba My People.. This video has gone viral.. Well good for Jonathans supporters..It turned out that the APC presidential candidate, Muhammadu Buhari was giving a speech at his rally in Owerri yesterday, and he seemed to have forgotten the Name Of His Running Mate, Yemi Osinbajo.

Watch video : http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/watch-how-buhari-forgot-name-of-his.html

Celebrities / Grammys 2015: And The Nominees Are…sam Smith, Beyonce, Iggy Azalea, And More by satinosdiary: 9:29am On Jan 13, 2015
It's now, officially, Grammy Season. The 2015 Grammy nominations have been announced, and Album of the Year is a five-way race between Beck (for Morning Phase), Sam Smith (forIn the Lonely Hour), Beyoncé (for Beyoncé), Ed Sheeran (for X), and Pharrell Williams (for G I R L).
Smith and Bey are both up for six awards. He's got a shot at Song of the Year — for "Stay With Me (Darkchild Version)" — and Best New Artist, among other trophies. (He'll have to beat out Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off," Sia's "Chandelier," Meghan Trainor's "All About That Bass," and Hozier's "Take Me to Church" for Song of the Year, and best Haim, Iggy Azalea, Bastille, and Brandy Clark for Best New Artist).

List of nominees : http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/grammys-2015-and-nominees-aresam-smith.html

Celebrities / Five Reasons To Vote Kehinde Bankole As AMVCA'S Best Actress Drama by satinosdiary: 10:49pm On Jan 12, 2015
Following the announcement of the organizers of the prestigious Africa Magic Viewers Choice Awards (AMVCA) and the full release of the nominees list for the 2015 awards scheduled to take place on the 7th of March, 2015. Ediale Kingsley, the publicist of one of the talented actress nominated in one of the categories has highlighted reasons to vote the lady thespian as AMVCA best actress in drama category.
He urged all to vote for her using the link below :
http://amvca2015-awards.dstv.com/Category/525/Nominee/4905
Check out the reasons why she should be voted; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/five-reasons-to-vote-kehinde-bankole-as.html

Celebrities / Watch Bsb'er Xblaze & Nikki Laoye In New Video Premiere- African Dance by satinosdiary: 10:20pm On Jan 12, 2015
This is going to be taken personal because it is from one of our own *dancing*...Oh I love the Video and I know you will love it too..So after a successful album and video release party over the weekend, Wahala Media Entertainment has just released the exciting video for the new single, "African Dance" from Nikki Laoye's second studio album, The 123 project.
Celebrating the beauty of modern African Dance and promoting unity for all African countries, tribes and cultures, the 2014 AFRIMA winner teams up with her brother/producer, Xblaze to deliver another masterpiece collaboration with an array of colorful Pan-African costumes, creative choreography and captivating cinematography.
Scripted by Nikki Laoye herself with choreography by Temisan Ikomi of Alien Nation Dance Crew, the video was shot on location in Lagos,Nigeria and directed by award winning video director, Frizzle and Bizzle Films.
Watch the video and make your comments: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/watch-bsber-xblaze-nikki-laoye-in-new.html

Celebrities / The Glitz, The Gongs & The Million Dollar Smiles At The 2015 Golden Globes (all by satinosdiary: 7:22pm On Jan 12, 2015
Hollywood's biggest stars came out to play at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Los Angeles on January
Check out all of the high fashions at the 2015 Golden Globe Awards
I sincerely hope our Naija stars are seeing and learning how to step out to the next award..

Pls try and be classy...Biko, that is the reason why I took my time to get All the photos

See more: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/the-glitz-gongs-million-dollar-smiles.html

Celebrities / Caption This: Featuring Meeee In Common Wealth Of Zion Assembly Lagos by satinosdiary: 11:09pm On Jan 11, 2015
Hehehehehehehehe. This photo is amusing.. Who did they think I was..
Well, I just wanted to distract you cos its a Sunday and I am too happy that I cant complain..
Am feeling like a celebrity already..
This was in my church tho where everyone is a celeb, So if you want this treatment, you should visit us next sunday.. *wink*

View more: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/caption-this-featuring-meeee-in-common.html

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Celebrities / Official Photos From Pres Jonathan's Daughter Ines' White Wedding Is Here Featur by satinosdiary: 10:05pm On Jan 11, 2015
President Jonathan's daughter (well the presidents facebook page refers to her as his niece ) wedded yesterday Saturday January 10,2015 in Abuja and the venue was filled to the brim with guests....
It was indeed a gathering of personalities and celebrities as Ine wedded her boo, Simeon in a very colourful ceremony held at Abuja International conference centre.
There was so much to eat and drink as Kcee, Harrysong and others thrilled the audience.
The high point of the event was when the Co-MC of Frank Edoho, Helen Paul called on the President to dance with his daughter. It was indeed a sight to behold as Goodluck Jonathan dazzled in some old school steps. Her Majesty Face Of Democracy, Queen Jennifer Ohia also attended and Ine's PR Alex Nwankwo was on ground for exclusive coverage.
See more exclusive pictures: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/official-photos-from-pres-jonathans.html

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Celebrities / Buhari Under Fresh Attack For His Decision To Terminate The “lagos Metro Line Pr by satinosdiary: 9:36pm On Jan 11, 2015
The presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), General Muhammadu Buhari (rtd), has come under fresh attack for his decision to terminate the Lagos metro line project initiated by the Alhaji Lateef Jakande administration to ease traffic in the metropolis.
The Minister of State for the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Ms. Jumoke Akinjide, said the former Head of State truncated the opportunity of a free flow of traffic within the metropolis and by extension, the economic growth of the South-west because of his hatred for the region and his determination to see its growth retarded.
She said the countries that were no where near the growth attained by the South-west when the APC presidential candidate stopped its metro line project had since advanced to become world economic powers, insisting that rather than advance the course of the South-west to realize its potential to springboard the nation to a world economic power status, the maximum ruler, she said, however opted to pay a $500 million fine for breaching the agreement guiding the rail project execution to ensure the rail project dream was not realized.
Continue reading: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/buhari-under-fresh-attack-for-his.html

Celebrities / The True Biography Of The Uneducated Fugitive Senatorial Candidate Esho Jinadu A by satinosdiary: 6:49pm On Jan 10, 2015
I saw this and found it interesting...Esho Jinadu Aka Prince Buruji Kashamu originally born in the late 50s to Alhaja Jinadu is a FRAUD who now claims his deceased older brother's identity, Buruji . According to reports, he originated from Ijebu Igbo, Ogun State, Nigeria. He has several baby mothers one of which is the popular Rosula and children. He is now fond of denying his old identity by ignoring people who know his roots.Meanwhile, he claims to be a Muslim but eextremely diabolical..
Esho started as a vehicle licensing Tout at the Lagos Mainland Local Government during the years 1978-1983 with the likes of Babs, Sir K, Kunle Enilolobo, Late Mohammed Oladapo, e.t.c.. The first proceeds earned him enough to be introduced to Illicit substances and Money Counterfeit, in which he used Jinsod Motors on Allen Avenue Ikeja to front for his illegitimate drug dealings.
Continue: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/the-true-biography-of-uneducated.html

Celebrities / ‘‘I Wanted To Be A Model Soo Badly‘‘: Eva Alordiah Gushes About Her ‘made Of Bla by satinosdiary: 10:17am On Jan 10, 2015
Eva oh Eva!! We totally understand your story. Eva shared this as part of her Eva‘s daily.. She is supposed to share a word with you everyday..Nice one Eva

For those who cannot see that, have a wider view after the jump
Read more: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/i-wanted-to-be-model-soo-badly-eva.html

Celebrities / Queen Ure & Cynthia Morgan "Popori" War: Cynthia Replies In Part 2 by satinosdiary: 10:10am On Jan 10, 2015
Looks like this war between Queen Ure and Cynthia Morgan is not going to end any time soon oo.. Well in part 2 Ure is insisting she is not at war with Cynthia.
Just Look at the reply Cynthia sent to her on Instagram page

We do not know who is lying and who is saying the truth but it looks like fire will burn soon..

Well I will just be here to observe and bring you as it unfolds..
Lets have fun joore .. Continue reading: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/queen-ure-cynthia-morgan-popori-war.html

Celebrities / Check Out Photos From Nicki Minaj's USA Flag Inspired Rolling Stone Photoshoot by satinosdiary: 7:58pm On Jan 08, 2015
The much awaited photos are here..Mother of Nudity has released more sexy photos from her Rolling Stone magazine photo-shoot shot by famed photographer, Terry Richardson. Nicki posed bottomless in a skimpy white t-shirt with the US flag inked across the front and an American flag bedazzled denim cap.

Did this break the internet? No!

What does she actually looks like? Baked Beans

See another: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/check-out-photos-from-nicki-minajs-usa.html

Celebrities / Miss Nigeria USA 2015 Kicks Off With Beautiful Ladies To Win $10k.. Check On It by satinosdiary: 4:46pm On Jan 08, 2015
The organizers of the Miss Nigeria USA 2015 has released photos of this years contestants , the winner is going home with $10k and sooo any other goodies..The pageant is coming up soon in New York..

But check out my Ondo sister...Whoop! Whoop!! We already know the winner

See: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/miss-nigeria-usa-2015-kicks-off-with.html

Celebrities / Yikes!!! Happy Birthday To Me... Check Out Some Of My Super Stunning Photos by satinosdiary: 2:56am On Jan 07, 2015
Happy birthday to meeeeeeeee.. Super grateful to God for making me see this day������ Sometime around 19**, A Hero was born... That was me����

Happy birthday to me and every one else born today January 7th. May God continue to keep us, guide us and protect us. And thank you so so much (in advance) for all the lovely birthday wishes...*kisses*.

God has been soo good to me

Love you, you, you and you!
So I actually want to use this opportunity to share some of my photos so you people can see what I look like... And Yeah, I look soo damn hot and super stunning

See more: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/yikes-happy-birthday-to-me-check-out.html

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