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Christianity Etc › Re: A Pastor In Benue Tried To Turn Water To Wine At A Crusade (Photo) by SaturnNick(m): 12:00pm On May 27, 2025
Oga OP. Come and complete this post biko
Family › Re: List Of Old English Names That Were Popular In Nigeria Before by SaturnNick(m): 1:20pm On May 22, 2025
Calistus
Monica
Charity
Evaristus
Sports › Re: Kirsty Coventry: From Olympic Champion To IOC President by SaturnNick(m): 10:15am On Mar 21, 2025
Zimbabwean by residency.
Congratulations to her though
Family › Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing That Has Happened To You At A Sleep Over: Wild Replies by SaturnNick(m): 10:12am On Mar 21, 2025
TwoBottles:
grin angry

Well it wasn't her first time sleeping over at my place; but I won't forget that particular night in a hurry: I had prepared a pot of very spicy noodles for us. We ate, rested and the the mood was set for doing the do.

I started to finger her to make her wet, forgetting that I had used my hands to cut the "miango" pepper which I prepared the noodles with.

My people, na so she begin shout, dey cry fire, fire, fire. I was at a lost what to do, I carry book begin blow her breeze for kpekus, for wia, I use my mouth blow her breeze, for wia, I carry bucket go fetch water mek she sit down for inside, e still no work. Last last I call my guy wey dey biology department whether im get any idea. My guy tell me sey mek I pour palm oil inside the kpekus. Kai!
Na so I take no chop the kpekus that night.
Which one be miango pepper again... Guy which place you dey post from ✌️
Nairaland General › Re: Founder Of Mammy Market, Ochefu, Is Dead by SaturnNick(m): 3:13pm On Mar 20, 2025
May her soul RIP 🙏
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Hasty Declaration Of Emergency In Rivers By Punch Editorial Board by SaturnNick(m): 6:27am On Mar 20, 2025
Okay ooo
Crime › Re: Youths And Native Doctors by SaturnNick(m): 8:37am On Mar 18, 2025
🙆🙆🙆🤮🤮🤮
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Wins Silverbird Governor Of The Year by SaturnNick(m): 7:21am On Mar 18, 2025
Congratulations to him
Phones › Re: Throwback To Top 7 Iconic Phone Brands Of Old by SaturnNick(m): 2:14pm On Mar 07, 2025
KingAzubuike:
HTC as a brand is legendary.
I swear. HTC was legendary indeed
Literature › Re: Renowned Nigerian Author, Mabel Segun Dies At 95 by SaturnNick(m): 5:48am On Mar 07, 2025
May her soul RIP
1 Like
Christianity Etc › Re: Tongue-to-tongue Anointing And Ordination Of A Cherubim And Seraphim Church by SaturnNick(m): 12:34am On Mar 05, 2025
This is absurd shocked shocked shocked
Science/Technology › Re: Humanoid Robot Dragged Away After 'Attacking' People At Festival (video) by SaturnNick(m): 4:35pm On Feb 27, 2025
Will Smith_ I Robot Film comes to mind
Romance › Re: Man Covers Ex’s Name With Gun After Breakup (Photos) by SaturnNick(m): 4:31pm On Feb 27, 2025
I no blame the man, na the yeye girl I blame. She no say she dey date mumu and then decided to abandon him. Now see the outcome grin grin grin
Forum Games › Re: What Do You Think They Are Discussing In This Gathering by SaturnNick(m): 6:59am On Feb 25, 2025
Love800:
I don't understand your comment.
Sorry, can you retype it.
Goodafternoon.
I'm just being rhetoric
Forum Games › Re: What Do You Think They Are Discussing In This Gathering by SaturnNick(m): 11:23am On Feb 24, 2025
Love800:
This kind of gathering is for mentally lazy people and guys who cant go to the appropriate places to do research. I can only be in this gathering when am outside on my own, then guys starts to gather around me. But I don't waste time in it. I will eventually make my way out!
wetin carry you get dia
Phones › Re: Best Data Plans In Nigeria (2025): Compare Prices & Value Across Networks by SaturnNick(m): 6:36am On Feb 24, 2025
Great insight
Celebrities › Re: 'Ned Nwoko Isn’t The Father Of My Child' - Chika Ike Shares New Maternity Photos by SaturnNick(m): 5:24pm On Feb 18, 2025
But una dey nak?🤪🤪🤪
Travel › Re: U.S Delta Airplane Crashes Upside Down In Toronto (Video, Photos) by SaturnNick(m): 5:22pm On Feb 18, 2025
irumole1975:
It’s an advanced country so it’s safe. This plane accident was probably caused by a Nigerian in that plane
Abeg. Stop this
Travel › Re: U.S Delta Airplane Crashes Upside Down In Toronto (Video, Photos) by SaturnNick(m): 4:17pm On Feb 18, 2025
What is it with US and passengers aircrafts?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Slay Onan After He Spilled His Seed On The Floor? by SaturnNick(m): 5:35pm On Feb 16, 2025
AbuTwins:
Abeg which kind custom is that for a brother to sleep with his brother's widow to produce offspring for him even if he doesn't want to?

Na by force?

And it's not only Onan! The father later slept with the same woman pretending as an harlot and she got pregnant. He wanted to punish her untill he realised he was the culprit.

God punished the sinful first son with death!
God punished the second with death!
The father committed adultery and incest but was forgiven!

How is such fair?
Oh
Politics › Re: FCT Will Unveil Many Projects To Mark President Tinubu’s 2nd Anniversary - Wike by SaturnNick(m): 5:47am On Feb 16, 2025
Oya na
Romance › Re: Man Rejects Desperate Girlfriend’s Marriage Proposal On Valentine’s Day by SaturnNick(m): 4:01am On Feb 16, 2025
Scam alert... Staged
Crime › Re: SA Police Bust Online Drug Syndicate, Arrest Six by SaturnNick(m): 3:53am On Feb 16, 2025
Good
Crime › Re: IGP Expands Gender-based Violence Desk Offices To All Police Divisions by SaturnNick(m): 3:49am On Feb 16, 2025
Good move
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nikolai Valuev: Russian Politician Goes Viral For His Looks (Photos) by SaturnNick(m): 7:06pm On Feb 14, 2025
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



According to the Nigerian woman's dictionary, the beauty of a man is in his pocket.

End of discussion please.
Where you disappear go.
Welcome back cool cool cool
Travel › Re: US Aircraft Carrier, USS Truman Collides With Ship Near Egypt (Photos) by SaturnNick(m): 7:03pm On Feb 14, 2025
Dem no dey see road. Imagine this large expanse of sea shocked shocked shocked
Celebrities › Re: "I Feel More Confident"- Zic Saloma Shows Off His 3-Week Post-Rhinoplasty Look by SaturnNick(m): 7:01pm On Feb 14, 2025
Kobojunkie:
So long as he is happier, that is all that matters to me. undecided
Awnnn. What a caring dude you are grin grin grin
Career › Re: First-class Graduates Should Be Forced To Join DSS, Says Deputy Director by SaturnNick(m): 8:00am On Feb 14, 2025
This submission sounds stnp!d
Properties › Re: Fire Guts Seven-Storey Commercial Building In Lagos by SaturnNick(m): 7:51am On Feb 14, 2025
Oh God. Not again
Celebrities › Re: Tuface Proposes To Natasha Osawaru (Video) by SaturnNick(m): 4:52pm On Feb 13, 2025
It's funny though. Good luck to them. Wetin consign me sef🚶🚶🚶
Politics › Re: Dangote Refinery Slashes Diesel Price To ₦‎1,020 Per Litre by SaturnNick(m): 10:29am On Feb 13, 2025
The topic is misleading. Slashing means cut in half. Reduces would have been better
P.S. Good development and great job to Dangote 👍💪💯

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