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Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Disowns Whatsapp Message Attributed To Her. by SaturnNick(m): 8:35pm On Aug 09, 2023
raskymonojendor:
Obidients have been steadily attacking her on twitter. Some even say she is now on Pablo Escobar 's team grin

But mama doesn't even know they exist. Useless Obidients cheesy
She wants to change them for good grin grin grin
Food / Re: Checkout This Whisky That Costs โ‚ฆ13M (Pics, Video) by SaturnNick(m): 8:13pm On Aug 09, 2023
To be consumed 1 drop per year๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†
Romance / Re: Your Reasons For Asking Forgiveness When Caught Cheating? by SaturnNick(m): 5:51pm On Aug 03, 2023
grin grin grin
Damn niggar indeed ๐Ÿ™‹โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšถ
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Men cheating is understandable and you can forgive them..
It is not easy for us to stop thinking of removing multiple women's pant
Our dickkk way dey Stand even when we are not conscious in the morning na im you say make we fit control when we are now conscious with our two naked eyes seeing girls...we dey try abeg

Women cheating hell no
Travel / Re: Four Nigerians, Rescued In Brazil, Survived 14 Days On A Ship's Rudder by SaturnNick(m): 4:59pm On Aug 03, 2023
Gerrard59:


I do agree that Brazil is unsafe due to many criminals. But Kenya is not better off and certainly not Gabon. That is like saying Bonny Island is better off than Edo state. Apples to oranges. Even at that, Gabon is notoriously poor. I am willing to bet Bonny residents have higher living standards than Gabonese. Morocco is not an "African" country. Africa here means black Africa.
shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: Nigerian Coupleโ€™s Transformation Photos Causes Buzz Online by SaturnNick(m): 5:06pm On Jul 29, 2023
He seems happier now grin grin grin
Food / Re: See The Pouched Rat I Killed Beside Our House by SaturnNick(m): 6:51am On Jul 22, 2023
Where is the pouch?
Sports / Re: Manchester United Confirm Andre Onana Signing From Inter Milan. by SaturnNick(m): 5:44am On Jul 21, 2023
DesChyko:
Now for MUFC to unveil him with Rihanna's song ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™‹
Education / Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme Apologises To JAMB by SaturnNick(m): 3:27am On Jul 20, 2023
Why traumatizing this girl. E don do nah shocked shocked shocked
Career / Re: โ‚ฆ200,000 Minimum Wage: FG To Take Decision Soon by SaturnNick(m): 3:04pm On Jul 18, 2023
uzohrome:
Story for the gods... I laugh ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
Our full hope is in Nigerian leaders. God d bless Nigeria ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†
Travel / Re: Students Stranded As Floods Take Over Oko Oba Area of Lagos by SaturnNick(m): 7:39am On Jul 18, 2023
Raskimonojendor:

Same as Anambra.
70%?
Nah... That's a lie
Food / Re: How Much Will You Pay For This Food In Your Area ? by SaturnNick(m): 5:48pm On Jul 16, 2023
Omawumi17:
I can get this for 500 here in Ibadan
Rice 200
Beans 100
Fish 200
That fish should be at least #400
Romance / Re: I'm I Wrong For Calling Out My Aunty For Terrible Attitude Towards Men???? by SaturnNick(m): 10:16am On Jul 12, 2023
cheesy cheesy grin grin grin cheesy
Odward:
Real ones know thereโ€™s no aunty and this is all made up
Family / Re: Lady Reunites With Her Twin Brother After They Were Separated At A Young Age by SaturnNick(m): 9:52am On Jul 12, 2023
He back set sha
Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo Appointed As Enyimba Chairman by SaturnNick(m): 9:48am On Jul 12, 2023
Papilo. I know say one day you go make us proud grin grin grin
Business / Re: Otedola Partners Lagos And AfDB To Start Nigeriaโ€™s First PPP Power Transmission by SaturnNick(m): 9:14am On Jul 12, 2023
Kudos
Foreign Affairs / Re: Video Of Guinean President Mamady Doumbouya And His Security Officers by SaturnNick(m): 7:55am On Jul 07, 2023
Na war dem dey go. Na wa ooo ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†
Business / Re: Bread Producers Serve Notice Of Imminent Hike In Prices by SaturnNick(m): 10:22am On Jul 04, 2023
Na wa ooo

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Crime / Re: Qatar-based Drug Kingpins Murphy, Oluchukwu Smashed By NDLEA At Lagos Airport by SaturnNick(m): 10:01am On Jun 19, 2023
LeoDeKing:
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Hmnnn ... This guy meme don suffer for NL ooo shocked shocked shocked

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Family / Re: NSCDC Officer, NYSC Member Trade Blows over Food at FCTA Event by SaturnNick(m): 8:39pm On Jun 18, 2023
I landed here for videos and pictures
Career / Re: Blind Mechanic Perfectly Repairing Cars In Abuja (Video) by SaturnNick(m): 8:01am On Jun 17, 2023
I doubt if he is totally blind
Crime / Re: Woman Rapes Her Daughterโ€™s Boyfriend 300 Times(photos) by SaturnNick(m): 9:43pm On Jun 16, 2023
Who was the umpire counting shocked shocked shocked
Events / Re: Happy Birthday To Meeee!!! Maureensylvia by SaturnNick(m): 9:34pm On Jun 16, 2023
See bobby ooo shocked shocked shocked
Happy Birthday ๐Ÿ™
Politics / Re: Allen Onyema Calls On President Tinubu To Dissolve The Nigeria Air Project. by SaturnNick(m): 6:36pm On Jun 15, 2023
grin grin grin cool cool cool
chatinent:
Oh Nigeria, a ship in stormy sea,
Struggling to sail with weight of tribalism,
Hindered by winds that blow so fiercely,
Thy journey fraught with peril and schism.
Thy people, divided by ancient lines,
Their loyalties to tribe above all,
A curse that weighs thee down and confines,
And threatens to make thy ship to fall.
But hope still shines, a light in the dark,
A chance to rise above the fray,
To steer thy ship with a steady mark,
And chart a course to a brighter day.
Oh Nigeria, may thy ship find peace
In Nigeria, a melting pot of sorts,
500+ ethnic groups do reside,
Yet three stand out like zebras in reports,
Igbo, Hausa, and Yoruba with pride.
Each group unique, with customs and beliefs,
Their cultures rich, diverse, and intertwined,
A tapestry of history and griefs,
Their stories told, their struggles oft combined.
Oh Nigeria, your people are so vast,
A land of beauty, strength, and unity,
May peace and love forever, ever last,
And all your tribes live in sweet harmony.
Let us celebrate the diversity,
And cherish each group's identity.




Like vultures circling their prey, corrupt officials swoop in to engage in bribery and embezzlement of public funds. Mention names and die; a common sing song. Just like weeds sprout in a neglected garden, corrupt officials emerge when people elect unqualified and unpatriotic people to office. They eat the fruit of the people's labor. But in all, the vultures do not suffer. They sell the scavenger life to the preys.

Like three separate boats sailing in different directions, the major ethnic groups in Nigeria do not collaborate for the betterment of the nation. Instead, each group focuses solely on advancing the interests of its own people and territory. When it comes to elections, people tend to vote like bees swarming around their hive, not based on competence but on tribe. Then why do you blame racists?


Nigeria is like a ship without a rudder, aimlessly drifting in the sea of underdevelopment due to its lack of business discipline. It's as if the country is like a bird that refuses to leave its nest and spread its wings.

Nigeria is an international village where truth is harder to find than gold.
Politics / Re: Buhari Departs Daura For Niger Republic (Photos) by SaturnNick(m): 6:33pm On Jun 15, 2023
Mission accomplished. Back to base (home)

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Education / Re: Admission Is Ongoing At Maduka University For 2023/2024 Academic Session by SaturnNick(m): 6:31pm On Jun 15, 2023
Where is the school located?

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Travel / Re: See The Two States In Nigeria You Hardly Hear Of by SaturnNick(m): 4:58pm On Jun 15, 2023
amadil14:
Jigawa and kebbi
Truly
Celebrities / Re: Srushti Jagtap Breaks Guinness World Record For Longest Dancing Marathon Record by SaturnNick(m): 3:43pm On Jun 15, 2023
dynicks:
Be like say I go apply for longest time spent "crying!!"....

My account balance no dey give me joy at all!!
kpele๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ
Family / Re: Why Do Married Men Suddenly Lose Interest In Their Wives and try to avoid her? by SaturnNick(m): 7:19pm On Jun 14, 2023
Child birth and marriage palavas๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง
Family / Re: Why The Rate Of Divorce Is High & Why Families Break Up by SaturnNick(m): 7:31pm On Jun 13, 2023
taylor89:
[b]Your parents living together till death isnโ€™t a yardstick for good marriage

The reason for divorce and bad marriages of today na material things

You used your C300 Benz of 12million to snatch a hustling guys babe and tomorrow youโ€™ll expect her to be faithful when a man who divers 2022 Lexus LX600 of 80 million

Another reason is too much of sexual expectations in marriages

Man would dump his organic wife at the sight of a big ass BBL lady

Woman will dump her organic man looking for a billionaire with 6 packs that has cucumber penis that can last 80hrs

The other day I overheard a woman defending her promiscuous act shouting on top of her voice that she cheated because her husband doesnโ€™t give her head

I shock. Bcuz since them born me till today I never hear my mom telling my dad to give him head

Who invented this head giving sef

You canโ€™t even use the word head in public again unless you have to be specific like head of charger head of fish head of family[/b]
Health / Re: Itching, Boil On My Joystick: How Did This Happen Please? by SaturnNick(m): 7:24pm On Jun 13, 2023
Where are pictures grin grin grin
Health / Re: I'm Addicted To Pentazocine, Please Help Me!!! (Warning Graphics Photos) by SaturnNick(m): 6:12pm On Jun 13, 2023
OP, how do you even manage to hide this... Where do you even get money for the supplies? Oboy, you need serious help ASAP

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