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Had sex for the first time when I was 18, I had just graduated from high school, like we all know you don't know about something until you do it for the first time which is the initiation, but my first encounter 'no be lie the thing sweet die', so myself and this girl in question continued doing it at my place cos Popsy and Momsy weren't always around, Dad would go out very early in the morning and come back late at night, but my Mum had a shop around the neighbourhood then which was quiet a distance from where we resided, so I had the whole fuccccking house to myself.


To the Main Gist,

This babe that actually took my virginity who was two years older than me kept coming to the house knowing I was alone while I kept eating the forbidden fruit that sent Adam and Eve out of the garden, with time my mum was hearing news about me and a so-called girl I was always seeing off I guess it must ve been from gossips from people around and had taken her time to find out about the girl without us knowing, cos funny enough she lived in desame street my mum's shop was located.

Mumsy called me one night and was like,

"That thing you ve been doing that you think I don't know better stop it, I don't want that girl come looking for you in this house again, bringing a girl into your father's house, no respect for us at all"

I was shocked when told me but knowing I was guilty of the offence I couldn't say anything, I just kept mute till she was done with her advice,

But no be my fault nau, no be something wey dey sweeeeeet?, if I talk say I hear, all she said entered my right ear and came out of the other one, but I was too blind to see she had perfected all her moves of catching me red handed,

So this faithful day base on guy wey don taste the forbidden fruit and ve started suffering from Konjijaitis, as my mum left for her Shop that morning, I quickly alerted her with my Motorolla C200(1st ever phone, my papa dash me) through a neighbours line I was usually reaching her with, informing her that the coast was clear, as she came, we got to the main thing, that one thing, that same thing, we had gotten eachother completely naked and was still in the hot romance in the sitting room hoping to find our way to my room where the one ll then enter inside the zero, the next thing was a hard knock on the gate, followed by a voice that yelled,

"Ibrahim open this gate"

It was my mum's voice, yelling at the gateman who's tent was close to the gate, immediately I knew there was fire on the mountain, I packed all her clothes that was littered on the floor, rushed and hid her in my wardrobe, then quickly wore my pyjamas trouser no boxers, cos I had to co-ordinate before she got to the main building, instead of knocking for me to open, she banged the main door instead very hard, so I opened and greeted, but for where?, Mumsy locked up and didn't answer, I tried my best to be calm, sat down forming to be watching a movie on tv, but she walked pass me without asking me a dammn thing and the first place I saw her enter was the Kitchen, after a while she came out with her face so strong and determined and eyes hopping from corner to corner, where I sat I was like,

"She no go fit see am jor", cos she had mistakenly come to the house one day to pick something when I was with this babe, she ended up spending close to 20mins with this babe hidden in this same wardrobe but never knew that on this day just like Brazil Mumsy was set to make history, she searched everywhere while I tried to be calm like nothing, but just as God wanted to bless me in a bad way on this day, after a lomg while I was hearing sound like little voices inside cos my room was kinda far from the sitting room, but when the voice kept increasing that was when I knew my mum had caught her, finally I could hear both of them very clearly,

"Mummy abeg, nah em tell me make I come oo, I no wan come here before" the babe was pleading,

And before I knew it my mum had dragged her out to the seating room where I was already sweating under a chilled environment,

I stood up confused, just looking at them, Mum held her tight with one hand firmly on her shirt around her chest, dashed her one slap in front of me and then looked at me and was like,

"(called my native name), what is this girl doing here?"

But my tongue come be like say he loss, I tried to talk but e come be like say I dumb, and the next thing was a hot slap on my face, I swear though it was hot but I felt nothing cos I knew I had fuccked up, I just went to my kneels and begged her to leave the girl alone and deal with me, she looked at her and looked at me, her head swinging from side to side at intervals then she sighed and freed her hands from the girls chest, I brought out her bag and sandals from where I hid them behind one of the chairs that leaned against the wall, then she took them and zoomed off, when she had gone, Mum looked at me, sighed and said,

"Your Dad ll hear about this" and then took her leave,

Knowing how strict my Dad was then, even the new James Bond Daniel Craig dey learn, I fear the man die, I just quickly sent her a nice text pleading cos I was certain she wouldn't pick my calls, its almost 10years now and my Dad didn't hear about it till date. Mumsy thank you ooo, you do well, cos I for no fit imagine the brushing wey I for chop then.



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