Na one useless kpekus wey I meet for Facebook, na she introduced me to NL. Na so these ugly girl go use fyn picture for Facebook.

That time I dey stay Delta, the girl dey stay Lagos. Na so I invite this idiat for knacking thinking say na very fyn girl. If you hear this girl voice for phone erh, your mind go dey.

I no know say na very ugly girl. The kind thunder wey go slap that your worwor face erh, he still day Kaduna dey look Boko Haram.

Na so the idiat come reach my place for night make I for no drive her go back. If you see the shame wey catch me that day erh, I pity for myself. The thing wey pain me pass be say, I don program the babe for 5day knacking. I don practice styles down dey wait.

Stella! Stella!! Stella if no be say I dey fear God, I for say e no go good. I leave everything for God. Na God go judge u!

You fresh, but your kpekus fit swallow full community.

Abeg hide yourself for one corner, make we see road. Na people like you dey spread infection up and down.

Yes ooh! This a great sign. The man should immediately divorce the lady, she is bad luck.

In this modern day, marrying any 9ja girl is a very bad decision.

Now he has wasted is money on a woman that may likely kill him soon.

This is not acceptable.

This is the more reason Wike should be expel from the party.

I still blame SIM for his stupidity. He should have lobby Wike ward and give him the Oshiomole treatment.

Foolish Governor!

Mumu party. What are they still doing with likes of Wike in the party?

A serious minded party would have expel Wike and the others from the party and heaven will not fall.

Call her for what nah?

because, say them renovate your old primary school come means say, make you go back to primary school again?

Infact, if my ex call me or send me birthday message, e dey vex me.

I never knack new, new girls finish, na you wey I don scatter your kpekus, na him I want call ?

Mugu man! After girl use your money buy these things and cook for you, then you become her SIMP.

Truly, our men are becoming senseless by the day! Who do our men this thing erh, e no go better for those village people!

All guys out there, be wise and man up. All these girls, need us like the way we need oxygen.

Don't ever allow any girl mess you up. Even if you're broke, you are still better than them.

They are only good for use and dump. It took AY 20years to understand that. Don't allow any girl mess you up.

How does all these people live with all these piercing? It beats my imagination.

Old woman wey don cast!

Abeg hid your over used kpekus make we see road.

Na the guy I just dey pity. Mugu!


The man truly mumu ooh! See how him be because of an old cast evening newspaper!

Wetin you what use 9ja girls do for kitchen?

This kind of thing usually happens when the guy discovered, your kpekus don finish full community. 9ja girls are very annoying?

What will a man do with community kpekus?

Thank you my guy for serving that useless ashawo community breakfast.

After community breakfast the next is suicide. Pls, kindly do the needful.

Why the guy come fyn pass the girl nah!

I no like ahm!

I sure say, anytime the guy want knack her, e go use pillow cover face.

This one don knack area scatter finish, e don hook this SIMP after nobody gree reason her kpekus again.

See as the SIMP stand, you go know say the old hag don finish am patapata!

Am just pitying the guy. Pls anybody that know/have the guy's number should urgently ask the guy to breakup with her. Pls, I beg you in the name of God. Help your fellow guy man. The girl is only good for use and dump. Tnks

Oga, how much make we run an sharp, sharp.

And what's the location?

The very day 9ja girls will stop ashawo, that day will automatically be the second coming of Christ.

Ashawo and wasted gender causing confusion everywhere.

This is a true revelation of what's going on behind the scene in our darling country. That is why there is no end to corruption, insecurity and other vices

Nigeria must always made the list.

Churches these days are just business organization. If you look closely you will understand.

Note: If you are an instrumentalist, usher, choir, church cleaner or any of those dedicated worker in church that they don't pay, just know that you are a free labourer in the vineyard of a business organization where the pastor or church executives are using your sweat to enjoy life while promising you that you are working for God.

Next time ask them to give you all the tithe and offering of a Sunday service and promise them that they are working for God and see if they will give it to you.

Churches these days are just business organization. If you look closely you will understand.

I always advice people to Follow the words of the Bible not the words of the pastors.

Note: If you are an instrumentalist, usher, choir, church cleaner or any of those dedicated worker in church that they don't pay, just know that you are a free labourer in the vineyard of a business organization where the pastor or church executives are using your sweat to enjoy life while promising you that you are working for God.

Next time ask them to give you all the tithe and offering of a Sunday service and promise them that they are working for God and see if they will give it to you.

The truth is that, church is no longer church anymore.

Churches these days are just business organization. If you look closely you will understand.

I will advise, you go to church once a while as your spirit leads. Follow the words of the Bible not the words of the pastors.

Note: If you are an instrumentalist, usher, choir, church cleaner or any of those dedicated worker in church that they don't pay, just know that you are a free labourer in the vineyard of a business organization where the pastor or church executives are using your sweat to enjoy life while promising you that you are working for God.

Next time ask them to give you all the tithe and offering of a Sunday service and promise them that they are working for God and see if they will give it to you.

Bros, the earliest you understand 9ja girls, the better for you. With all respect, right from time, your wife has been jumping from one prick to the other. It's just that you weren't observant.

The truth is, all 9ja girls are ashawo. Some do it codedly, others do it openly. No matter if she is a church girl, if you can open your eyes and be observant, u will always see the trace.

Why most men don't know their wife/girlfriend is ashawo is because, some girls know how to cover their tracks very well. Infact, some can go at any length to keep you in the dark.

But what keep amazing me about our girls is that, why try to hide the fact that you are enjoying other prick?

Know this today and have peace! The day you marry any of our girls, know that you have chosen your constant ashawo customer. So, if you finds out she is sleeping with other men, don't kill yourself.

Have you ever wondered why our girls support each other so much?

The hidden truth is that, they all know they are all the same. Even your sister will somehow support your cheating wife/girlfriend because they understand the code. They always see men as being stupid for making a fuse about cheating.

If 9ja girls no kill fu*CK , fu*CK go kill them. For a 14years old to go lounge with boy in hotel, That is to say that the girl start knacking at the age of 8 or 9

You are truly a SIMP and you will continue to be one till you die. This I have seen very clearly.

SIM is a very foolish Governor, sorry to say. Maybe na the Ijaw blood!

The time he should have use to stamp his authority, he refused, behaving like woman.

He should have stamp his authority, by now all the strong politicians would have known he is a force to record with. Now they see him as weak and dull, they take him as a child.

No One will take the fool serious.

No be small thing ooh!

200,000 free labourers. If na me, I go get 10 private jet.

Do you know what it means to have groups of free labourers working very hard for your business to succeed without pay and they are very dedicated and happy with the promise that God will bless them?

This is big trouble ooh! I know all the community in that place will all be burn down before this time 2moro.

Happy Bday!

I hear say na vegetables you dey sell. Abeg avoid 9ja girls with their useless kpekus, make them no finish your vegetable leaf money.

My own is that, why all these Islamic countries like war like this?

Either they are fighting christians or they are fighting themselves. Is just my observations.

Which kind ugly guy be dis nah!

Anyways, if you know the code, you will always know how to use and dump 9ja girls.

For me, using and dumping them always give me great joy.