Oh! What a pity!

Man, I sorry for you ooh!

See the kind headache wey the girl dey give him papa. Girls are cursed people and yahoo boys are also cursed.

How them go call this kind combination?

9ja girls are the most useless set of girls. Give them one step and they will take 100step.

Instead of sponsoring or supporting your wife/girlfriend to school, go and buy snipper and drink.

The day you try to please woman, that day you start messing up yourself by yourself, because, women doesn't even know what dey want.

The best way to handle women is to do what you want. If she doesn't like it, let her fuckoff and always ensure to scatter their kpekus for ground like grandmama dirty wrapper.

My guy, make I give you the code. Firstly, quit that shit called masturbation.

Practice this everyday, approach like 5 - 7 girls a day. Never gist them, never ask a 9ja girl to be your girlfriend. Just collect as many numbers as you can each day. Then invite each of them one by one.

Never pressure anyone to come. Just invite them, if they show up, gist with them normal while touching them gently. Any of them that is game will open kpekus for you.

This is the most important part, after knacking, don't ever call the idiot. If she call you by herself, just invite her and scatter her kpekus while you continue collecting more numbers and inviting more girls.

I bet you after one month, your huz no go contain you. because of kpekus, you go dey run leave huz.

Note: some will start fighting because of you.

Remember to come thank me!

Lastly, never believe that shit that your ex curse you. She never fit curse herself, na you she want curse?

9ja girls will never change. The kind ashawo wey full their eyes erh!

Just imagine this one looking for excuse to leave him guy and start jumping from one prick to the other.

Auntie, nobody hold you, prick full everywhere!

Have you ever imagine why is it that when a girl is in distressed our men will stand by her all the way till she is back on her feet's again, but if it's the man, our girls will Japa and jump on the next available prick.

9ja girls are total evil!

What is even wrong with you guys? Can't you leave guys to knack all these ashawo girls in peace?

Is he the first guy to scatter her kpekus? She just want to hoke the pregnancy with the innocent guy.

If know the rate at which these small, small, girls dey carry prick erh! You will understand what am talking about.

These are obviously low level men that doesn't know their left from right. What a shame!

Mr. President, kindly do the needful. 72 virgins are waiting for you.

My own is that, if you know 9ja girls code, na so you go they spread their kpekus, like grandmama wrapper.

Leave ashawo work for 9ja girls.

If you like turn the country to heaven. They will never leave ashawo, both the married ones ooh!

Our Girls are very selfish people, they don't care about their performance as long as they are satisfied.

The only thing they think about is where them go see the next good prick.

For a 9ja girl: When she start saying, I want chop that boy money! Or send me card! Or sub me! Or I dey hungry, just know say kpekus don set for scattering.

Just know she has enrolled

This life na waooh!

When I get to this age, I will be praying to God to take my life not holding tight to power.

What is it that, this man haven't seen or enjoyed that he is killing people up and down just to hold tight to power?

If woman do you erh! You will prefer you are married to the devil instead.

I dey pity our married men, no be small!

If you know what they are going through in the hands of their wife erh! Oh, what a pity!

Abeg who get dollar to sell for me @the rate of #1000 should kindly contact me.

I want to buy a lot of it and keep. It's time for Hammering. No time!

Ah! I no fit talk ooh!

Oh! Why this correct guy go carry two wife na? I celebrate with him.

But he should divorce one of the woman immediately. This is not a good sign.

The day you take what belongs to full community and personalized it, you will never know peace and u will surely die b4 your time.

Ashawo no be work!

Bros, allow the ashawo to feed you more, eat her money anyway you can. Don't ever worry about her whereabout. Do like you don't see her.

Don't take nonsense from her and always laff with her at her front, but be busy cooking community breakfast for her.

Always ensure to use a condom for your safety and laminate her fuckup and keep it in a safe place.

Me, I don't serve any girl breakfast oh! I only serve them community breakfast. That why you see that after my breakfast dey always attempt killing themselves. The weak among them will always commit suicide.

Remember, make her feel that your huz is her permanent home and u are her last bus stop despite her rubbish. Then serve her community breakfast and see if she can finish it.

This is what I was saying. Do you know how much I will loss

9ja Sha! Condemning bandit, but hailing Yahoo boys.

Abeg, money gotten from yahoo yahoo and banditry are what kind of money?

What I really want to understand is, will this his text message stop you from jumping from one prick to the other?

because, I know our girls behavior.

Kindly know that the break is to allow her jump on pricks that the relationship won't allow her to. Or she is currently enjoying some good pricks but her conscience is judging her.

But kindly note this: The day ur girlfriend/wife approach you for a break, just know u are a big SIMP or she don use you tire. Any man wey 9ja girl don use tire should go and kill himself.

My brother, that can not happen in 9ja.

A 9ja spend her money on you?

Let me educate you, the only reason a 9ja girl is in a relationship with you is to make money of you.

When evening newspaper want to deceive herself, this is how they behave. After jumping from one prick to the other, you come here deceiving yourself. Auntie, nobody want marry you. Wakeup to reality, go and hide that your kpekus for bottom bed.

Oh! What is the meaning of all these? I think the devil is using 9ja girls to destroy the destiny of our me.

What is really wrong with our men these days? Just take a look at the woman. Woman wey don pass evening newspaper, she is already mid night newspaper na him you waste people precious time say u dey marry? This thing dey pain me, I believe that woman have use juju on the man.

Which kind thing be this na?

Can you people stop marrying all these girls? Just knack them to your satisfaction and pass them to the next guy to continue from where you stop.

Oga no need to marry ur wife's niece, just knack your own and pass her over. Why involve urself in an unnecessary trouble?

Our army is only gallant when it comes to innocent civilians.

When they face bandits or militants, they either die like chicken or run and hide.

What is paining me now is that, Tinubu cancel his birthday celebration. Wey guy men don the hope to go eat afternoon or evening food na him e go cancel! Tinubu is a wicked man!

Hunger know no tribe, color nor religion