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StephenP:[size=13pt]I've not seen it I intend to[/size] |
aturuobi:[size=13pt]how come u don't like shrek?, Shrek is awesome[/size] |
[size=13pt]Try this, Hey I know you, you are the star I saw on tv. Can I have your autograph please, then you present your phone for the autograph (her name and number)[/size] |
gabe_logan:[size=13pt]I wonder o![/size] |
[size=13pt]Ok I get it. Simply put, you need a painter. Why use colourful future to confuse people.[/size] |
dhaewood:[size=13pt]E be like say you dey shyt, talk shyt, one of the two or both. [/size] |
oneperson:[size=13pt]So if she gives you the chance and I was watching, you won't kiss her.[/size] |
tRoOE:[size=13pt] It's not calculating the actual amount of money spent shopping, it's only calculating the money/cash worth of TIME spent shopping[/size] |
rasputinn:[size=13pt]Ever wondered what it will be without man? No man no woman. Woman was made from man[/size] |
Nautillus:[size=13pt]And you met the office in the same darkness your street has been enjoying/enduring[/size] |
[size=13pt]Why is it urgent? Don't even use any of those, I go for something unique and peculiar.[/size] |
[size=13pt]How many teams are invovled in this your Disvirgin 2010 World Cup? The single pitch is in trouble. [/size] |
[size=13pt]Yeah most times they do. And so does nice guys.[/size] |
[size=13pt]The chic that disvirgined me was much younger than myself and so damn baaaad. I felt like I was on a freeway throughout the ride [/size] |
[size=13pt]If not for unemployment. . . . . . . [/size] |
Gamine:[size=13pt]You are not married? You watch too many sci-fi movies that's why you disvirgined futuristically [/size] |
sista-jay:[size=13pt]Yeah, sure you'll get a present from me, the best sex ever[/size] |
[size=13pt]If your star is scorpio like me put your signature here. Do it like this November 10[/size] |
Gamine:[size=13pt]That makes two of us for now[/size] |
[size=13pt]On what date did you get disvirgined?[/size] |
[size=13pt]Before you get off on the wrong about meeting them, know that you meet them everyday on the street. The only difference is that you don't really know that they are what they are until someone lets you know.[/size] |
[size=13pt]Yeah I know it sounds weird. First of, I'M STRAIGHT like straightforward. I want to make unusual friends like Lesbians & Gays. I've often wondered why a specie with a pair of hairy balls will find pleasure in another pair of hairy balls and likewise a specie with a hole will find it pleasurable, orgasmic and ecstatic to fill this hole with another hole. I'm just saying in my opinion the two instances DOESN'T FIT at all. Just meet a few of them and see what their psychology is composed of. Express yourselves let me see IF I can understand you.[/size] |
[size=13pt]So I take it that all the females replying this post don't have boyfriends. Since the guys have been churning out annoying pick up lines. Pele Or is that you still fell for the annoying pick up line he threw at you?[/size] |
[size=13pt]That's like passing through hell to get to heaven[/size] |
Gamine:[size=13pt]Meaning November as a month is not dry but has got another month in it that's dry. My understanding [/size] |
[size=13pt]Hi I'm new here, what are the numbers for?[/size] |
[size=13pt]Your lips are so lonely, would they like to meet mine?[/size] |
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