Oshokhai69:


Very easy na.

Ebuka go come beginning of the show and say ‘Ocee and Ozee you have been evicted’

Then middle of show, the next pair of housemates to leave are ‘Nelly and Anita’.

Then end of show, he go appear again and say ‘Topher please leave the house. You have been evicted’.

Finito!

As u dey talk am e dey so easy for ur mouth! How many times they don evict reach 4 talkmore of 5 people lol

Segzy19:
Dey play! Go and tap person generator... You go understand. Na just to rev the engine or increase the AVR.... Of course, they would have already disconnected their own flat. So all the current just went into the neighbours appliances before it could be stabilised....

Except the gen is having a faulty AVR, it won't give excessive current to any appliances.
No be I better pass my neighbour we dey talk about.
Increasing the output doesn't mean it will supply excessive current, but to accommodate higher load, eg, you want to use your AC, Pumping machine and Iron on the gen simultaneously, even if you unplugged the 3 appliances and leave only the bulbs or your phone charger, the gen won't supply excess current to the bulbs or phone chargers that are still connected

Sunday, 22nd September 2024...

CandyOps woke up as early as 6.15am. it was a cool windy morning and the birds can be heard chirping away from a distance.

The sky was clear and buckets of dull clouds floated lazily with a purple hue racing across the early morning skies.

CandyOps sat on his bed bare chested, mentally taking in the fresh morning breeze and lovely morning view from his bedside window as he made up his mind to attend church service that day.

Normally, people go to church with different prayer points in mind.

Some may go for God's blessings on their business, family or a particular favor. To others it's just a weekly routine.

Well... As for CandyOps, the only prayer point he had in mind as he sat on his bed staring into the empty morning skyline was to meet some new girls in church.

..and also to manifest 100 million naira before this time next year (story for another day)

CandyOps was tired of all his old female friends... and needed some new ones.

I dragged my lazy dreamy-ass out of bed and hit my in-house gym. Did some 10mins meditation & 10 mins stretching to warm up.

I loaded my barbells up with a total of 90kg weights on both ends and set my music player on my Spotify to 'workout' playlist.

I started off with a quick burst of 10 reps in 3 sets of bent over rows to max out my back muscles.

Then switched to 4 sets in 10 reps of standing military overhead barbell press. Before ending it with 10 reps of front squats and 10 of back squats 2 sets each.

Feeling so pumped and sweaty... I took a cold shower with Future's We Still Don't Trust You blazing on a low volume on the stereo.

Got prepped up and hit the roads to the church. It was a smooth 7 mins drive.

Normally, I dey always come late for Sunday service no matter how early I try to be. So I had to stay at the back as the pews were all filled up as it was the 8.30am service mass.

I had to target that specifically because its the most attended family mass service.

I was looking fly as usual. In my peach coloured free flowing 2-piece jumper. The trousers was free-flowing styled like a palazzo.

CandyOps wasn't just looking breathtaking but also smelt like I was dipped in whipped vanilla cream. Mmmm!

Normally, I had slapped on some Sugar Baby oil perf on and masked it with Blooming Florasion by Miniso.

Top notes are Mandarin, Elemi and Orange Blossom. Middle notes are Jasmine, Iris and Plum. Base notes are Patchouli, Vanilla, Praline and Musk. Plus a bit of olive and ginger top notes on the Blooming EDT... a.k.a the boy was fire and smelt edible!

I was also dorning a clear transparent eyeglasses with circular frames. That type Burna wears but not the dark shades.

... yada yada yada.

Back to church, before I got carried away by how hot I was in church (I couldn't help it)

So I was late and the 2nd reading was being read. I had to stand or sit on a makeshift chair all through the service. I wasn't all comfy so I left the building and strolled to the back of the church where there was a cool shade to stretch my legs and give my eyes the opportunity to wander at the beauties in the presence of God.

I was on my own jejely, maintaining steeze and keeping composure waiting for the mass to end to make my move on a pretty damsel standing behind me when I noticed a rather slender tall pretty fair chick casually walking towards me.

She looked 5' 10" but could easily pass as a 6 footer cos she had heels on 👠

She was dressed in all those Indian women 3 piece chiffon dresses with trousers and a matching long free-flowing boyfriend jacket. With a veil to partly cover her face.

Hmmm...
I observed her as she was approaching. She had a hand fan above her head to block out the sun rays from hitting her face.

She walked up to my direction and stood like 1 feet away from me. I just say be like God sabi my prayer point today 🙏

As she just dey walka come stop for my side, I no even waste 1 second...

"This one that Hajia came to church today. Hope all is why?" I said.

She turned towards my direction and I was wearing a sly smile on my face to let her know I was actually speaking to her. A.k.a my game face

She let out a hearty laugh blocking her dentition with the hand fan... and we started talking. And when she spoke... OMG!

Her accent was laced with the typical sing-song tone that comes with Hausa language being a mother tongue. And she spoke so gracefully I could have sworn it sounded like a siren calling to my soul from deep within.

I told her she looked amazingly cute in her choice of dressing and I teased her more about her cologne because I could catch I whimp of it.

As she engaged CandyOps in a convoy I kinda leaned back a little making her come closer in other to close in on the space (psychological move to make her come closer to me physically)

I repeated this at interval and she kept on closing in on the space between us. (Indications of high enough interest)


As we dey talk I noticed the other girl behind me that I was eyeing before was kinda disappointed lol.


Her face wasn't as animated as it was few minutes earlier when we kept on catching each others eyes.. but then what can Candy do?

Candy can't possibly spilt himself into two so he had no choice but to go with the option who make herself available.

I guess she has to learn to shoot her shot faster or try for better luck next time 🤞

I chatted with Haija who put me through hell guessing what state she is from. I later found out she's a practicing lawyer and from Anambra.

After like 10 minutes of talk. I was getting hot standing outside so I suggested we walk to my car and get some AC air since the church is almost over.

She said "oh okay" and followed my lead.

As we walked over to the car park I had a feeling it won't be the last time she'll walk with Candy side-by-side.

I literally imagined and mentally pictured her walking by my side days from now to my house, on a date and I felt instantly how it be like when she walks with me hand-in-hand into my bedroom.

I kinda visualised that shit and it kinda made all the blood in my veins to rush downwards towards my dick.

I kinda imagined for a split second how tight & deep she would be

You know what they say about tall women..


Men... Candy was lucky he was putting on a Senator styled cloth with the top falling as low as below his knees. Else, the stupid John Thomas would have disgraced itself


As we enter car, I on AC we chill for a short 5 mins before mass ended and I drove off after exchanging numbers.

One convo we had in the car really struck me.
She asked me the usual question I get most times, "hope you are not married?" She asked

"No. I'm single. But not for too long" I replied.

She laughed and said, "hmmm! Don't forget to invite me to your wedding"

And as a very sharp guy I responded by saying, "you wouldn't need an invite to your own wedding. Would you?"

It took her a second to get it then she let out another hearty laughter. I could see she turned red from smiling too much. Her grin was from ear to ear

Candy bad sha.
That reply was epic!
Sounded like a line from a romantic TV sitcom.

But na why.. Na why dem dey call am GOAT be this! 😆

I dropped her off in front of the church b4 leaving as she had CYON meeting to attend so that her fellow CYONers go see am as she drop from the car.


She was the highlight of my Sunday I must say and made me believe 'God' answers all prayers every time I sincerely ask it of him/her.

She's the 2nd babe in my radar and hopefully she makes her own money so I don't get to spend money on weekly allowances.


She no get nyash sha but she seems like an interesting babe and I'm willing to explore all of her to uncover what treasures or curses lies within.

Wish me luck.

Everything was fine and groovy until something heart breaking happened minutes before I dropped her off in front of the church entrance...

It was the moment she shook my hands.
Omo! Damn!
I was disappointed tbh...


The hands no really soft, ajeh!
I no go for lie you naa.
It felt like I was smooching a crocodile's back 😭

I like babes with soft palms like mine.
I love it when your palms feels like Mouka foam and makes me feel lightheaded and dizzy like I'm about to drift off in love...

...no be hand wey strong like solidified Dangote cement left out too long in the open

I'll post about the 100 million naira visualisation thing later on.

For now I wan chop this delicious cheat meal.
I no just get babes time as money dey my mind but this JT ain't gonna suck itself

See picture attached

Loadedkay:
Please can I have the chance to talk to you privately 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻. Got my passport today and I got denied.

What documents did you submit ?
When did you submit?
Are you a first time traveler?

Nazgul:
■ How do I explain in clear terms to your kind that as long as you're not breaking the law you've not committed an offense.
■ In the west men undergo surgery to grow breasts and become women. To many of us here in Africa, it's stupidity. But to them they feel transgenders deserve as much rights as normal people. Lots of ladies here in Nigeria do BBL and breasts implants. A handful of them have died in the process due to infection. Lots of people engage in hundreds of stupid adventures in the west, of which countless have died. And you who happen to live abroad cannot call them stupid cos that would be a violation of their rights. But you're always very quick to call your fellow African stupid. talk about slave mentality.

1. Did I say an offense was committed or something? I knew this one would go right over your religious nutjob of a head. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

2. OH WOW!! As expected, yet more nonsensical ramblings... Oi! Religion is a biiiiitch! 🙄🙄🙄

Kobojunkie:
How do I explain this in a language that would make sense to your kind? 🙄

Anything less than common sense is ALWAYS foolishness! Wading around in dirty muddy water where one could contract infections or sickness is ALWAYS foolishness no matter which way you try to splice and dice it. That is why it is to be avoided, no matter what nation you find yourself in or happen to live in.

How do I explain in clear terms to your kind that as long as you're not breaking the law you've not committed an offense.

In the west men undergo surgery to grow breasts and become women. To many of us here in Africa, it's stupidity. But to them they feel transgenders deserve as much rights as normal people.

Lots of ladies here in Nigeria do BBL and breasts implants. A handful of them have died in the process due to infection.

Lots of people engage in hundreds of stupid adventures in the west, of which countless have died. And you who happen to live abroad cannot call them stupid cos that would be a violation of their rights. But you're always very quick to call your fellow African stupid. talk about slave mentality.

xrucifix05:

Oga talk the one when you know. They only thing that can save them is if the generator changeover in the landlords house passes through a working fusebox. That you can't increase it does not mean others cannot.

What are you saying,

If you increase the speed of your gen by reving the caburetor, it doesn't influence the electric voltage in big generators because they have capacitors to control current,
Except na mortuary generator you de use,

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Kobojunkie:
Dem dey talk of brain-damaged individuals, a blooded racist too dey open mouth to criticize! Only in Nigeria !🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Which one be kobo junkie again?
This a sign of retarded,delusional individual walking naked in the market .
But will eventually ended in YABA left or ARO psychiatric hospital

KingPure:
May the good Lord help you that you'll not type and talk yourself into trouble that has nothing to do with you initially.

Which of the "good Lord" do you refer to there? Name am since there are over 4000 deities out there.

cococandy:




Sorry for your pain

What does this mean thoughrmmyeyemhuuyti? It piqued my interest.
You are using a new moniker and no one knows you. I’m sure you can talk about it.

Lemme just put it this way, There are people that come into your life and derail your life plans, mind and everything about you.

May the good Lord help you that you'll not type and talk yourself into trouble that has nothing to do with you initially.

centurionpapa:

Lazarus need to be stopped
He'll exploiting mentally sick people far his financial gain.
He collect their money and humiliate them.

BOBAN2710:
Church of the people from the yeast! To pray na like verbal war Revival na like to march murder the ground. To talk with one another for living room na like say dem put speaker for throat. If them come they do party dat one na like Hiroshima bomb . Them dance even tuff pass military training.Nothing easy from that region that's why they are CHOSEN!!!

Dem dey talk of brain-damaged individuals, a blooded racist too dey open mouth to criticize! Only in Nigeria !🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Amigoss:






No be you talk this bolded?

Yes ooo,he really touch ground....As we dey drag LP supporters wey join PDP to collect bread,make we also dey drag una Lp supporters wey dey strengthen APC with vote in some states...

LPC for a reason.

izzou:


No naa

We tell una make una vote change incompetency.

Leave this Central and South thing, and vote LP.

Una say no. Say na only Edo Central go make Benin become Zurich in 8 years

Oya, Monday don win. Everybody mind don touch ground

izzou:


In other words, if Tinubu rules in 2023 to whenever, he will conveniently hand over to a Northerner and the cycle goes on because no other region has such partnership? Hear yourself sir

[b]Even in your individual states, you still allocate gubernatorial seats to regions. ..... But it's never possible with the presidential seat

Very funny [/b]

No be you talk this bolded?

Yes ooo,he really touch ground....As we dey drag LP supporters wey join PDP to collect bread,make we also dey drag una Lp supporters wey dey strengthen APC with vote in certain states...

Lol.. Which real men is he talking about?

So you wey dey talk why you no marry runs girl?

Church of the people from the yeast!
To pray na like verbal war
Revival na like to march murder the ground
To talk with one another for living room na like say dem put speaker for throat.
If them come they do party dat one na like Hiroshima bomb .
Them dance even tuff pass military training.
Nothing easy from that region that's why they are CHOSEN!!!

izzou:


I drag Kwankwaso because despite the fact that he blew a chance to run with Obi, he failed to show workings.

I mean, after all the mouth he made, he couldn't serve me an L. 1 million votes only? That's a fraud.

Let's not even talk about how i didn't collect any money or bread to vote Obi. The right thing, i did, and that's how it should be.

You were an LP top to bottom guy, so what happened? Na this Okponku bread make you ditch Akpata?

You shouldn't even be commenting on this matter. For everything you accused APC of, PDP did worse.

APC share 5k abi 20k. Just look at what an incumbent governor could afford.

So it doesn't matter that Peter Obi came to Edo twice for him, trek full Benin for the guy only for him to be getting 15K votes.

It doesn't matter that he was the only candidate that released album on-top election

It doesn't matter that Obidients SE, SW, SS and WorldWide were firmly behind him

Doesn't matter that he was sweeping all Rufai and Twitter polls by over 75%

Abi na say na only am cross river go canvass votes, or say Alex Otti come Benin twice for am

All the effort that Obidients across the world were making for him didn't matter, na say theflint and a handful of Obidients no support am be koko

At least Kwankwaso can say he won his polling unit and state, OluD no even win e polling unit, and that's the person you're dragging people over. He was a no contest in the election and instead of you dragging him to go wash his head, you're crying over someone that was getting 3% of votes in a 3 horse race.

Let's even say I collected bread to support PDP, why couldn't he mobilize the other Obidients to vote for him, abi all of of us wey vote Peter Obi 2023 collect bread vote am then?

Whatever smoke you have for Kwansugbo, you should have 100 times that for Olumide Akpata. I dey give am under 15% everywhere, not knowing the guy was preparing to deliver under 3%

Abeg let's be serious.

1nice:

You are talking rubbish.
I do not argue with tribalistic bigotry insane person like you, go and treat the sickness in your brain first before you can talk to sane person like me.

Nonsense

Thank God Nigeria is a useless country if your useless type or kind would have been in jail by now... Calling protest against Democratic government? You must be useless... Bleep you , I didn't have fuckin time..

That's a serious point you made there. If you don't have any responsible job you are doing. If you aren't a productive human being and you intend to come to Lagos and be a nuisance. Don't bother coming, and if you are there already creating nuisance, start making your way out of Lagos, and that's regardless of your tribe. Lagos is meant for and strictly meant for developmental induced human being and not loafers. By so doing, there would be less crime, things would work better, opportunities will be created, infrastructures will be well maintained and more created. The State will be on the full scale of migrating to the real Smart City like Dubai, Doha, Singapore talk less of America and the European Countries....

Artscolpost=132129399:
Dangote played into the tax collector's trap by building that plant there.
Those bandits have hijacked that state once known for it's excellence just because of greed and the painful aspect of it is that it's just someone from nowhere that is calling the shot. All is greed and greed.
Building a coastal high way of fraud to nowhere just to toll the road and surely will be family business. The real Lagosians are still sleeping and others that awake are been confused with the tribal shit! If you don't have any thriving business, a good paying job or leaking their smelling ass just know that lagos is not for you irrespective of your tribe.

Wetin d video talk?

IamANigerianMan:

People like you should be arrested, Nigeria is a democratic nation, if don't like the current administration vote them out, you can call for anarchy..

You are talking rubbish.
I do not argue with tribalistic bigotry insane person like you, go and treat the sickness in your brain first before you can talk to sane person like me.

Nonsense

MEEVEET:

Exactly reason Nigerians should push igbos out like Malaysia did Singapore .. What do you think?

Rubbish talk.
They have been asking to be pushed out. Why not help push them out and you are still holding to them by force.

Please can I have the chance to talk to you privately 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻. Got my passport today and I got denied.

Setaleonoz:
Sooj dont play with grace

Please wetin be this grace wey I dey always hear lazy people talk? 🤔

budaatum:


More like 6 metres deep.

It has an Olympic height diving board, though decommissioned sometime in the 90s.

50 kobo in 79-80 when I started swimming there. Meatpie was 30 kobo, and Cocacola was 20 kobo.

In 85-86, entrance fee had ballooned to ₦5. Gulder was ₦3 I think, and you could get ₦2 suya.

Entrance fee was indeed ₦1k in mid 2000.

U really sabi wetin u dey talk ooh....u be granny ma.

How old are u ma??

Emmabyte:
I am suspecting the girl oo because if she is not ashwo then why is she reacting like that

Imagine calling Tinubu a known drug Baron a saint, he will not even look at you not to talk of reacting

Lol