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Romance / Re: Where Are These Guys? by SenatePresdo(m): 11:18am On Jun 27
Caaz:
Demezia brought me to nairaland...I loved that lady cheesy cheesy

Finest boy that year....Abumicky

Then ikechukwu and his south African babe with big hips/arse ,she calls her asa something.


Premierlead is DEAD HE WAS INVOLVED IN AN AUTOCRASH.
DUDE CAN COMPLAIN HOW HE CAUGHT HIS WIFE CONDESCENDING LOW BY BANGING THE FISH DESPOT DRIVER.


NLANALYST DUDE WITH PALE YELLOWISH DIRTY NAILS has also passed on,he was poisoned,later recovered and was also suffering from sickle cell anaemia.



Victorian....rest in peace.
Therealmrstan rest in peace
Djdola rest in peace
Nlanalyst REST IN PEACE,dude died a painful death,he was burnt beyond recognition.


Nairaland was fun yester years.

You can lie
Politics / Re: Eedris: Those Who Don't Criticize Tinubu But Criticize My Song Are Happy Slaves by SenatePresdo(m): 9:48am On Jun 22
Zxcvbnmghtr:
Am very sure that this one too was forming ALPHA MALE claiming that a woman can't love until he had kidney issues and nobody not even his mother surrendered her kidney to him except his WIFE.

Anyway, go ahead and milk them dry and afterwards, dump them as they are usually dumped. Make your money. Na your time.

That guy is a patriot, he calls out evil leaders.

You and your family knows Tinubu has failed.
Culture / Re: Amazing Yoruba Lady Who Speaks Igbo Language Fluently And Has Never Been To Igbo by SenatePresdo(m): 9:38am On Jun 22
santaclaws:


No matter how many Igbos live in a particular area, a southwesterner living in her own region isn't "living among Igbos", it's the Igbos who are living among Yorubas.

I ask again, how many Igbos living in the southeast can speak Yoruba fluently? Before you downplay her skills, how many languages do you speak, apart from English and your mother tongue?

Asking an igbo man in igboland to speak Yoruba is like Asking a British man that lives in Manchester to be speaking Hausa.

You don't learn the language of people you are superior than, unless for international relations.

Go and ask Italian man to learn urhobo na.

Igbos are unapologetically proud people.

Owkk I'm kidding grin
Culture / Re: Amazing Yoruba Lady Who Speaks Igbo Language Fluently And Has Never Been To Igbo by SenatePresdo(m): 7:42am On Jun 22
santaclaws:


She is amazing because she lives in the south-west and speaks Igbo well. How many Igbos living in the south-east can speak fluent Yoruba?

Igbos in the east barley speak English, not to talk of other Nigerian languages cheesy
Business / Re: Tapswap Adjourns Token Allocation Date Indefinitely by SenatePresdo(m): 6:05am On Jun 22
Justinlean02:
Web 3 is here to stay, Blockchain is the next Gen of the internet. Users will be rewarded don't joke with crypto

Bro please which month did you start to het this amount of coin
Business / Re: Tapswap Adjourns Token Allocation Date Indefinitely by SenatePresdo(m): 6:03am On Jun 22
PHIPEX:
All these lazy approaches to wealth.

People produce nothing

Sell nothing

But want to be millionaires by tapping, betting and gambling

Who told you they are tapping to become wealthy naa..lol.

They are tapping to see money buy garri and clothes at least
Crime / Re: Three Killed As Gunmen ‘enforcing Sit-at-home’ Attack Anambra Communities by SenatePresdo(m): 10:14am On Jun 19
gozmok1:
Last two years people were applauding and cheering these monsters when they were dismantling checkpoints, killing security men and other law enforcement agents. I kept shouting and telling our people, Ndígbo that a time will come when the chickens will come home to roost. When they no longer see police and army to kill, they'll kill us. Now is happening. Police and Army have retired to their barracks. They rarely patrol. That's why all sort of criminals are now on the lose in the South East.

Ndígbo should stop being hypocrites. We are hypocrites. When Army is ready to flush these nihilist people out, our people will start crying fowl saying that the military is killing our children. Whenever the military invade IPOB den, you'll see Ndígbo telling the Army to locate Boko Haram and leave IPOB alone. Are we not hypocrites?

I don't care what anyone would say about me. But you see truth? That's something I can never cover up. In the words of Immanuel Kant, "if the truth hurts them, let them die." I'll keep telling our people, Ndígbo the truth. I'll say the truth even at the point of death.

If they are actually out to kill igbos, you will be hearing something like "UGM kills 80 villagers".

That 1 or 3 people died due to stray bullet doesn't mean they are killing igbos, even though its condemnable.

And again, Biafra is not a movement, its an ideology.

The North that Police and Army didn't retire to their barracks, howfr na?

More than thousands gets shot dead monthly In the North.

So you can't tell us the police that are looking for yahoo boys, or the army that is looking for who to intimidate over fulani herdsmen are the ones protecting us
Romance / Re: Woman Confronts A Slay Queen Who Used Anal Sex To Snatch Her Husband by SenatePresdo(m): 10:02am On Jun 19
OKOATA:
See this funny guy, so by your logic men and woman have same private parts then?

You are right, men and female don't have the same private part.

And If men and female don't have the same private part, why then did you say that a man that is fucking his woman's ass can be gay?

Its a female's ass, and not a man's ass.

So where did the gay come from?

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Romance / Re: Woman Confronts A Slay Queen Who Used Anal Sex To Snatch Her Husband by SenatePresdo(m): 12:16pm On Jun 17
OKOATA:
This news is old, recycled nonsense. By the way men wey dey try anal dey try sha. If you can try anal with your girl then watch it you can as well be gay. Smelly things everywhere.

With your logic

If you can kiss the lips of a lady, you can as well be gay.

Men has the same lips with ladies.. so?

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Politics / Re: Military Wing Of IPOB Neutralized Scores Of Nigerian Army At Uli - Simon Ekpa by SenatePresdo(m): 1:08pm On Jun 16
kestolove95:
Nigeria army should wiped out uli, level the community, the old young, mother, father, king, pastors should follow their Biafra terrorist army to the grave cause this Biafra guys use churches and igwe palace are hiding place

Hahahahahaaa.. tell your papa to join the army as to be able to follow and go to the east and die in pains.

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Politics / Re: No Sign Things Will Change Under Tinubu –Archbishop Nwaobia ( Pic ) by SenatePresdo(m): 10:57am On Jun 16
Magnumproperty:
Back to sender.... Things will change for good.

If things will change it must have started changing gradually.

Imagine going to the hospital to treat your wound, and the doctor starts making it worse.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by SenatePresdo(m): 10:41am On Jun 16
Bradford111:

I'm not a simp bro if you were in my shoes you would understand this is a girl I even deflowered but I think that doesn't count in today's world so sad

She would still break up with the current BF.

And she may or may not come back to you.

But if she eventually comes back, and you accept her back, that's what would classify as you being a simp.

Being played doesn't make one a simp.
Food / Re: Chioma Okoli Released On Bail (Photos) by SenatePresdo(m): 5:41pm On Jun 15
TheDemola:


Sorry to inform you that poverty has departed from me since, but I don't know about you. I guess that's why your mentality is still the way it is. Do you think the company will enjoy patronage with this court case? Rubbish

Just calm down and listen to yourself.

An evil girl intentionally wanted to bring someone's company down, knowing fully well that she's lying, and you are here supporting her, Saying shame on Erisco.

Galatians 6:7 & 8 Says that whatever a man soweth shall he reap.

Mind the way you support evil, peace.
Food / Re: A Crocodile Was Terrorizing an Australian Town. The Residents Cooked And Ate It by SenatePresdo(m): 10:22am On Jun 15
Pinicop:


Exactly. The Black native Australians are called the Aboriginies.

I'm glad they chased the blacks away. If not, Australia today would have been another Sudan or Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Return To Regional Government Bill : Ijaw Will Go With This Region Out Of The 8. by SenatePresdo(m): 11:23pm On Jun 14
Nailly:


Ijaw is larger than Igbo

Even in your home State, igbos are more in number.
Politics / Re: Return To Regional Government Bill : Ijaw Will Go With This Region Out Of The 8. by SenatePresdo(m): 11:21pm On Jun 14
Nailly:


Ijaw is larger than Igbo

You are a yoruba man.

That's why you always carry igbo for mouth, when an average igbo man doesn't even know what ijaw mean.

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Politics / Re: Return To Regional Government Bill : Ijaw Will Go With This Region Out Of The 8. by SenatePresdo(m): 11:21pm On Jun 14
Nailly:
*THE REGIONAL GOVERNMENT GIVEN TO PRESIDENT TINUBU TO BE SIGNED INTO LAW💙❤️💚*

We want you all to know that if the Regional Government being advocated to Nigeria's President Tinubu plays out, we Ijaws are not going with any so called South South, Eastern Region or Western Region.
No inch of Ijaw Nation would be balkanized.
We are going for Ijaw Region.

Fortunately we have a properly well spelt out Cathographic Map of Ijaw Nation as presented to Nigeria's Bayelsa Governor Douye Diri at the last Boro day by the INC.

We are Ijaws and it's what we are.
From Apoi West Clan to Mbo Clan of Obolo-Oro.
We are not minority and we are as large as Igbo if not larger.

@General Ditari🌍🌍🌍

I have never met an Ijaw person, do you guys live only in the creeks?

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Politics / Re: Presidency Can't Say Things Are Difficult When They're Living Conspicuously-Obi by SenatePresdo(m): 8:59am On Jun 13
Please Let them add falling allowance to Presidential salary.

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Politics / Re: BBC Posted Tinubu's Fall On Twitter by SenatePresdo(m): 7:32am On Jun 13
SwissMass:
BBC said Tinubu slips, bitter grievingory Obi said he falls, the bitter and anguish in obi is insurmountable

I been know say person wey get sense no fit be agbado bandit grin

Politics / Re: BBC Posted Tinubu's Fall On Twitter by SenatePresdo(m): 7:27am On Jun 13
raskymonojendor:

Tinubu wey currently dey enjoy at the state dinner in Abuja.

Has Tinubu not be enjoying before? Is he the only person enjoying.

Me too I'm enjoying, but i didn't fall because of Parkinson disease cheesy
Politics / Re: BBC Posted Tinubu's Fall On Twitter by SenatePresdo(m): 7:25am On Jun 13
BBC was paid by Obedients to post how Parkinson disease carrier Tilimbu fell yakata on stage grin

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Politics / Re: This Is Peter Obi Falling - Reno Omokri by SenatePresdo(m): 7:23am On Jun 13
raskymonojendor:
I don't know why anyone would even make a big deal out of someone tripping and falling..same Tinubu was at the state house dinner tonight hale and hearty.

Go and watch that video again, nothing tripped Tinubu.

Baba doesn't have balance, and its understandable because he's sick and has Parkinson disease.

But it's not a big deal anyway grin
Politics / Re: This Is Peter Obi Falling - Reno Omokri by SenatePresdo(m): 7:21am On Jun 13
GeneralPula:
"This Is Peter Obi Falling. I Never Mocked Him Then Because I Knew It Could Happen To Anybody, Even Me!", he said.

No be lie..

Ibos mocking Tinubu was due to their hatred, bitterness & sadness for Yoruba. It’s not as if they don’t know it’s an occurrence that could happen to anybody!

So it's only igbos that mocked Tinubu grin

Igbos dey really give Tinubu fanboys nightmare. I won't say Yorubas, because they are many reasonable Yorubas amongst you subjugated fanboys.

Nothing tripped Tinubu, he has Parkinson that's why he fell grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu Promised To Continue Where Buhari Stopped, He Has Done Well On That- Obi by SenatePresdo(m): 7:13am On Jun 13
SwissMass:
Bitter grievingory Obi should stop mourning and grieving, it is getting stale, he failed and he is still licking the wounds of failure

E bin pawa
Politics / Re: Tinubu Promised To Continue Where Buhari Stopped, He Has Done Well On That- Obi by SenatePresdo(m): 7:08am On Jun 13
Putindbutt:
Honestly, if i was president tinubu, i will build a giant bottle of beer statue in Agulu in honour of bitter Obi.

Be shameful for once and admit truth, everything is nor fight.
Politics / Re: I Did My Dobale This Morning As A Yoruba Man For Democracy Day — Tinubu by SenatePresdo(m): 7:03am On Jun 13
LegendHero:


What about ode sunkun lori telefision?

Na only Obi and Atiku don cry for TV like kids begging mom for feeders.

PDP wey you dey self, na Tinubu still be una leader. If Tinubu wants, he will tell Wike to expel Atiku from PDP and send him back to Cameroon.

Oga your Parkinson disease infected god left you guys that are standing on his mandate and fell off the mandate.

Next time let him dobale and hit his teeth on the iron grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Moment Man Caught His Wife In A Hotel Room With Another Man (pics/video) by SenatePresdo(m): 6:43am On Jun 13
PerfectStranger:

You caught your wife and a married man making out and you're still asking the man silly questions. Does it really matter who invited who to the hotel room? That's a weak display there brother.

Somebody that had the guts to cast his wife for the whole world to see is who you called a simp, hmm.

The questions he was asking them, is for the evidence to be clarified by them.

A simp would never post the mother of his kids for the world to see.
Romance / Re: Moment Man Caught His Wife In A Hotel Room With Another Man (pics/video) by SenatePresdo(m): 12:11am On Jun 13
PerfectStranger:

Nothing cool there. Just a simp who was unfortunate to marry a sl*t

So if your girlfriend or wife cheats on you, you automatically becomes a simp?
Politics / Re: Ajaero, Labour Leaders Are Targeting 2027, Working For Peter Obi - Reno Omokri by SenatePresdo(m): 5:52pm On Jun 03
What can Reno or any Ronu fool do about that?

Absolutely nothing grin
Politics / Re: Strike’ll Add To Hardship, N494,000 Minimum Wage Unrealistic, Says LP by SenatePresdo(m): 5:50pm On Jun 03
madridguy:
This man needs to be taught a serious lesson again.

Come down to SE to beat him, coward.
Politics / Re: Strike: Workers Shut Federal Secretariat, Abuja (photos) by SenatePresdo(m): 1:47pm On Jun 03
30k Tinubu media miscreants go cry tire grin

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Politics / Re: Workers Shut FIRS Office, chase out Staff With Canes (photos) by SenatePresdo(m): 1:43pm On Jun 03
Hahahahahaaa grin grin

Next time plank them for neck.

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