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Answer the questions? sure i done did it before and i will do it again; 1) I would look for ways to tell him without actually saying the words *sighs* but hey if he were to come right out and ask now that’s a different ball game) .
2)Lips and I don’t know why but I find neck chains on guys incredible sexy especially when it peeks out from under whatever it is they are wearing.
3)None …. Well yet .
4)Nope and if he were to ask I guess my response would be nope.
5)It’s hard to be a girl you know so a times when I’m exhausted I really don’t give a shit about what I’m wearing .
6)I would probably smile and say ‘I know’.
7)To that I would say ‘I know right it’s in my DNA’ or thank you.
it’s a little bit of both.
9)For me its emotional I have to be into you to get turned on by you, if I’m into you everything about you turns me on .
10)Everything .
11)Nothing and absolutely nothing.
12)Well most times, but there are days that i need to be told that i look gorgeous or beautiful.
13)Well you would have to ask the guys that I’ve slept with *fingers crossed*
And I’m done *drops mic*

na wa for all of una o!!!! i carry yansh commot , answer question no, the time wey you dey take reply you fit don answer 3 questions i sure sey na shyness dey worry all of una , anyways oya answer the ones that you can answer, i don try abi? thank you

So a while ago I got curious like what do men think about when they see women or I was wondering if they were curious as to what made women tick so I decided to consult some of my male friends and it turns out guys are pretty simple beings unlike the women folk *no offence ladies* but if I had asked my babes I’m sure the questions would have being a mile long. So I asked them and here are some of the questions that came up:

1) Ladies if you were sexually attracted to a guy, or if there is just something about him that makes you want to rip his clothes off: D would you tell him outright or would you look for ways to tell him without actually saying the words?

2)What do you find the most attractive in men? ;

3)How many guys asked you out today? Be honest!!

4)Can you hook up with a guy you just met or if a guy you just met were to ask ‘can we hook up’ what would you say?

5)Why do you dress down a-times?

6)If a guy were to walk up to you and ask why you were dressed shabbily/awkwardly what would be your reaction? :/

7)What if he were to say stuff like ‘damn girl why you gotta be so hot’ *okay I didn’t type that I think I had a mini seizure* what would you say and how would you feel?

What inspires you to dress up and I mean sexily/hotly; is it to feel good or to give the men folk a mini heart attack? :ppppp

9)Okay ladies let’s get freaky : D what turns you on?

10)If a guy you like or the guy you like presently were to ask what it was that turns you on about him what would you say? X_X

11)What can your current boyfriend/partner do to make you cheat on him? ;(

12)Do you feel beautiful/ sexy in your own skin * oh I don’t mean in the nude* I mean at all times duhhhh?

13)And finally let’s get raunchy up in this piece!!!! Are you good in bed *in vin diesels voice*?

Simple as 123 right well that brings us to the end of today’s questions, please leave your answers / replies in the comments section and please do so in the order that the questions were asked so that we know which question you happen to be answering.

So i have been meaning to write this for a while now, earlier this week i went to see a friend in ikeja and i stayed quiet late but on my way back i realized that the roads that my taxi had just passed earlier in the day has now been transformed into a market, it was late it should be the end of the day, i mean this people should be in their houses kicking back and resting, spending time with family and then it hit me no one works as hard as we do, we Nigerians keep pushing day in day out, working our butts off hoping for that day that it would eventually pay off and sincerely it is a very depressing thought, i mean we work so hard and the level of poverty has refused to go down, just because you worked extra hard yesterday does not mean that you can stay back home to rest today, God forbid that you do your family go chop sand?

That's just part one o, so we all know that the voters registration ended on Wednesday right? Well it took me like 8 hours to get my voters slip and between that period i saw a fellow Nigerian get slapped just because he was trying to do the right thing and no one lifted a finger, a thug practically took over and became the law at the registration center, collecting bribes and deciding who to let through and do you know the funny part, the INEC officials that were there just sat back and pretty much left us to our fates and then people got talking, they were like if it was this hard and humiliating to register how bad would the elections be and right there and then i swear people just gave up on the whole process, i mean why go through all this drama if you end up being powerless, helpless and less than a human being but on the bright side i guess we all ended up with a means of identification right? Oh and not taking sides but one huge political part has been accusing the other of trying to sabotage the elections and now i sort of agree, why would you give a whole estate just one registration center on the last day of registration, some people got there 12 midnight and still did not leave before 9 pm if that's not frustrating tell me what is.

And then the icing on the cake happened yesterday, now i don't know much about government but i thought that the 3 arms of government were established for checks and balances and not so that one can dictate or control the other, i don't know the full details but the pictures were pretty damning and it is a new level of low in Nigerian politics, the president was turning up and NASS members were busy scaling the gate, some people still had the nerve to spin it into a political propaganda spewing nonsense up and down, others saw it has a huge joke, some could not be bothered, some sat behind their mobile phones and condemned the action. There has been lots more going on too that i just cant be bothered to mention e.g pensioner's pensions being embezzled case in point NPF, boko haram killing thousands of people like its nothing, increase in the cost of living i mean you work your butt off and still have to keep doing it if you don't want to starve, gross injustice, embezzlement have now run into the tune of billions of dollars, retirees dragging bank to court for payment of entitlements case in point mainstreet bank, electricity supply that has refused to be stable i swear i don't see where all their so called mega watts is entering i guess its still the same old NEPA just with a different name, the fuel subsidy removal that we are still yet to feel its benefits, modern day slavery i'm talking about graduates working as contract staffs in organisation or employed graduates who make the life changing sum of 15 k per month don't worry they will soon be millionaires *oh i'm been sarcastic*, the whole bring back our girls bruhaha (are the girls missing, do they exist, were they ever missing, where are they, who will bring them back, will the ever come back? questions plenty) the list is endless and you can Google to confirm or find out more information

The point is it would suck for you has a Nigerian if 2015 comes and you don't at-least try to make a change, it would be pretty depressing if things like this go on for another 4 years, some Nigerians have short term memory loss they get a little change and they ''forget'' the past history of the candidates they are campaigning for, they turn a blind eye and begin to spew political propaganda know that, that change you were paid will finish before the end of 4 years and if the wrong candidate wins because of you we will all bear the consequences together and also remember that everything you are paid and bribed with is your right, because that money came from the national cake that you were supposed to have access to if these so called politicians had done the right thing, so see it as Gods way of giving you your own slice without you lifting a finger. 4 years can be very long or short depending on the quality of life that you have so please let us all think deeply on what we ought to do.

Before i begin i hereby solemnly swear that i am a Christian erm…. so i guess we are cool, moving on I’m writing this because basically i am tired of hearing the whole muslim/muslim or christian/christian ticket thingy, like seriously before now i didn’t even know that that was a thing and when i first saw it boy was i angry. I just kept thinking do these people even know what religion means (religion is the body of persons adhering to a particular set of beliefs and practices-Dictionary.com).

So to those of you who sit back and think i am a Christian hence a Christian must be president i have a question for you; are you a good Christian?, do you obey and observe all the commandments of God?, Are you walking the straight and narrow? i am sick and tired of hypocritical Christians and yes believe me i said it, Christians who confess one thing and live a totally different kind of life just because God does not strike down sinners the way he used to do in the old testament, sincerely yall are just busy living in denial because seriously who are you all to say that a Muslim president or vice president is not good enough? Are you even a good Christian to begin with? oh and the same thing goes for our Muslim brothers and sisters, who are you all to judge and say that a Christian president or vice president is not good enough? i am approaching this write up from what i understand or think i do and that is Christianity so i won’t say much about you guys.

The question now is how far has our tribalism and religion taken us? Although i have to say that there are a lot of good things about Nigeria but seriously it’s not good enough. The cost of living is so high, the distribution of wealth is like a bridge over the Indian ocean and the gap between the two extreme ends is long mhen, most graduates or some graduates are working like dogs and receiving salaries that would be an insult to dogs, the list is endless and you all are talking about muslim/muslim ticket or christian/christian ticket?
Whether it be a Christian or a Muslim, Hausa, Igbo or Yoruba the real question should be what does he or she have to offer Nigerians full stop because the biggest problem this nation has are people who claim to be one religion or the other but have refused to live the doctrines of their religion, people who have all the education in the world but have poverty ridden minds, people who claim to be polished but once money and power is involved they become total barbarians. And for those of you who say things like ”erm… do you expect the government to do everything or the government can’t do everything” then i say why don’t we break the whole system of government and let everyone know that its each man for himself, let us all become our own governments and we can all proceed from there.

For those campaigning for GEJ on my twitter TL your day of reckoning is around the corner, but you guys need to understand that it’s nothing personal it’s just that he has being in power for 6 years now and i personally have felt the effects and not the benefits of his government and that people is how to judge the performance of any government, look at yourself and your family, has he had any positive effect on your lives, is your life and family better than it was when he started ruling? Anyways i am digressing, stop the whole muslim/muslim christian/christian or tribal thing and focus instead on moving Nigeria forward because so far that whole drama has done nothing for us, Capisce? Competency over tribe or religion people it’s nothing personal it is politics and paying proper respect to our diversity as a country.
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