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Na waoo!

Northerners will just be laughing at u guyz

At 31 u should be a sexual predator in bed. Ur woman should be the one running away from u.
However, infection from ur woman will always provoke ur dick not to have the urge for a comeback.
U sef reason am, if u enter a filthy house, will u feel the urge to enter again?
The fault lies in ur woman.
When last did ur woman treat infection? Infection makes sex unpalatable for men.
I know what u r passing through bro. Even the unpleasant smell that accompanies the sex.
The fault is not urs bro. The fault and problem is ur woman and soon u will go celibate cos the sexual urge will totally collapse.
Tell ur woman to go to a good hospital and get treated. She has multiple infections.
The fault is not yours bro!

Muaezee Ademola Ogunbiyi and Shola Adegoke.

Strong Presidential Cartel men.

Point 1 is somewhere sniffing his powder, his boys are definitely coming out.

Low cut wey she don dey plan since

Lol. The fears, panic and jittery is becoming unbearable.

What's APC's business with who becomes ADC presidential candidate

Na waoo!

Pay for his 2 btls and still carry a crate to his house. Drink together with him and forge a bond.
There is no greater bond than 2 people who know how to drink.
Next year he won't out u under pressure to pay ur rent.
How much is a btl of beer? Poverty in Nigeria makes even a cube of sugar look expensive.

In 10 years time this ur wicked wife will accuse u of sleeping with ur relative. Mark it somewhere.
Your wicked wife is also likely to witch hunt this little girl now and in the future.
Mr man! U married a very heartless and wicked woman.
Kindly send the poor lad back to her parents. U cannot send a girl to a private school where her intellect and morals has been built and established, only to withdraw her and enrol her in a public school where she will mingle with the dregs of the society and loose herself and morals.
Your wife is a wicked woman.

Lol. The old man in the villa has appointed an academician to use his academic skills to win elections. Numbers does the magic. Academicians are used for the figures.

Next we are waiting for another Professor to be Incharge of INEC to bring academic skills in manufacturing numbers.

All these still won't save the old mannequin in Aso rock.

Almajiri's are waiting for u in the streets of Kano, Kaduna and katsina.

Recess after approving 21 billion dollars! I'm sure they r not going on recess on empty emails. Many prayers must have passed through their emails.
On your mandate we shall stand!

President Peter Obi (GCFR)
Keep doing it!
Keep doing it!
Keep doing it!

The Lee Kuan Yew of Nigeria!

A New Nigeria is POssible!

See luxury food for Nigerians.


It shall never be well with Buhari and Tinubu.
I'm sure to buy good bread and sardine and eggs and butter will gulp about 20k
How many people can afford it in Nigeria

On your mandate we shall stand!

Lol. Even this one wey be Monday?
An ediot that says Nepa pole will guarantee steady power supply.
I don't blame all ediots now mentioning President Obi anyhow.

Don't worry, by 2027 all of u will bow and scrape for President Obi in Aso rock.
We have seen it happen during Yar'adua tenure.
We saw it during Jonathan tenure.
I repeat, All of u will bow and scrape for President Obi in less than 2 years. Mark it somewhere.

Apologies, the doctors did their very best but...

Laila inalla lai whatever that means

Ajebo Machine as he is fondly called. GenZ's are unfamiliar with the man.

Quick recovery Ajebo machine.

Thank God for ur life little princess. Good thing she didn't fall into the hands of skull miners nor those that cut their buried father's legs from the grăvë.

Tinubu is going back to Lagos to rest in peace

Seyi should start warming up for Alausa house 2031
Igbos should start getting ready to occupy Alausa with Seyi as the figure head.

Zelensky is winning the war against Russia
Same way Iran is winning the war against Israel

Ndi ala ndi ala!

A section of Nigeria won't like this news, however, it's a happy news

I heard Bulaba don kpai ooooo!
A half eaten apple was found on his bed and a female sandals in his room.

St Lucia get ready for war!

When Tinubu finish ruling Nigeria in 2031 power will be handed over to Pa Bisi Akande.
Awa Lokán!
This is our government!
We snatched this government, we grabbed it and we ran with it.
Why should we hand it over to Aboki?
We will only be using Aboki dem to further our ambitions.
Nigeria belongs to the South. Awalokán!

Lol. Obi giving the Power grabbers sleepless nights

You grabbed the Power, snatched it and ran and still confused on what to do with ur stolen powers

No peace for the wicked. Unfortunately Obi is not Funsho Williams.

Greater is he that is in Obi than he that is in Bulabu.

A New Nigeria is P. O

Tinubu will rather transmit power to Seyi than that Guguru seller reading newspapers in 17 billion naira mansion

On your mandate we shall stand!