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Foreign AffairsRe: US Military Preparing For Potentially Weeks-Long Iran Operations by SEOJanitor: 8:57am On Feb 16
I wan see as the tape go play
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Experiencing Significant Drop In Electricity Supply Nationwide by SEOJanitor: 4:32am On Feb 13
Onegai:
No light in 3 days angry

I'm ready to vex



Nigeria keeps frustrating new investors. I know this because an American company wanted to come in some years ago and they ran away.

Our levels of corruption are mind-boggling. Contracts that should have at least 20% indigenous ownership, will be made to be crony capitalism, squeezed until youe unsure of profits and constant threats upon your head if you don't comply; and how you'll be worried your investment will go to waste.
They will say don't blame government
BusinessRe: Nigeria's Aurora Lab Asks For "Real World Problems" To Solve With AI by SEOJanitor: 4:05pm On Feb 10
Election Crisis. Show real results in real time.
Technology MarketRe: Kasi Cloud To Build Nigeria’s First 100MW AI Data Centre In Lagos by SEOJanitor: 7:37pm On Feb 08
PulaPower:
Which electricity are these people using?
Which roads are they using?

According to sad enemies of Nigeria, no road or light for naija. They said it’s cuz of road majority of them are unable to meet their dreams lol..

No road to pass to go meet their dreams 🤣
Wetin u de laugh.
Abi u don travel comot 9ja before make u fit understand.?
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill 3, Kidnap Nathaniel Asuwaye, 10 Others In Karku, Kaduna by SEOJanitor: 2:57am On Feb 08
Gotocourt:
They won't stop, Tinubu needs to be ruthless on this rag-tag terrorist angry
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Oga do you think they care?
The same Nigerian Army that subdued Ojukwu can't clear of an unprofessional military jihadist force cos ur leaders are friends with the people that sent them.
Foreign AffairsRe: African Embassies In South Africa's Capital City, Pretoria (Pictures) by SEOJanitor: 7:31am On Feb 07
Patrickker:
Why are we Nigerians always like this? We are very quick to spew negatives only about our country on public fora. This is what you hardly see other people from other countries do. Are those countries perfect? No. Are their citizens satisfied with their leaders? No. Their jibes aren't like ours. Then when all these South Africans, Ghanaians, Kenyans and now the Namibians who equally have a lot going on their countries come here to read our derogatory comments about our own country and decide to get back at us, we complain. We need to learn how to talk even when we have a lot to say. It is wisdom.
Oga de list South Africans, Ghananians, and Kenyans like say u wey be Nigerian better pass them... No working European country that doesn't have critic, with Nigeria sef no be critic matta, ur govt need serious kpaiing cos dem don stunt everybody growth. De here de hide shit wey de ur center table.
TravelRe: Beautiful Car Show On Lagos - Calabar Costal Highway In Lagos by SEOJanitor: 2:28am On Feb 03
ElSudani:
Pitobi said infrastructure is not one of the pressing issues we should address. I guess that should come after we are thoroughly drunk on Hero Beer.
God bless Asiwaju for showing foresight.
😂 😂 😂 Shey u know wetin be highway or autobahn?
Music/RadioRe: Cubana Chief Priest Links Davido’s Grammy Loss To “Demonic” Forces by SEOJanitor: 12:11pm On Feb 02
Davido didn't win when he was hot...i doubt now there's a chance.
PoliticsRe: Turkish Officials Shocked Tinubu's Stumble Made Headlines In Nigeria – Abike by SEOJanitor: 4:46pm On Jan 29
Racoon:
Just imagine! This is pure lies, propaganda, deceits, unbridled psycophancy and asslicking taken to another sickening levels. Perhaps Tinubu still "dobale" for democracy as he joked about his epic fall @ the 2024 democracy Day parade

It is not a crime a human being can trip, loss balance and fall down. However repeated attempts to pool the wool on obvious reality of Tinubu's ill health on the sane thinking citizens of this nation by the officials of the govt is incredibly insane.
U will live long
CrimeRe: Bondpay CEO, Echem In Court As Efcc Files 55 Count Charges Over N2.2b NEDC Scam by SEOJanitor: 7:19am On Jan 28
Melagros:
COMRADES, imagine as popular as I am today, then suddenly my people should see me on EFCC's mugshot as a 'criminal'. Honestly, I don't know what else will be my second thought
Nothing come out 9ja Don already spoil ur life..
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian Leader Sends Message To Americans As Millions Protest In Minneapolis by SEOJanitor: 5:49pm On Jan 25
Ipisi:
Wonderment!!!!!!!!!

when Trump will kill this yeye supreme leader of the islamic Republic of Iran

People will be shocked as usual.

But his end is near because Trump shows no mercy
Make trump try am. 🤣
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria’s Unemployment Rate Compared With Selected African Countries (2024) by SEOJanitor: 2:00am On Jan 23
Ihaveleftnaija:
Stop talking what you know nothing about.

South africa does things differently from other Africans. They don't consider you employed if you are not in the formal economy where you can be taxed. Infact they pay you unemployment benefits because you are considered unemployed even if you're a taxi driver cashing in every day ,the government will pay you monthly for your upkeep

And lastly ,South Africa has what they call Nffas. Google it. It's free education for blacks and coloreds. Infact the whites pay more education than blacks. And the South African Universities are government owned not run by whites.
Have u been there?
PropertiesRe: Girls Now Renting House And Apartment More Than Guys by SEOJanitor: 4:10am On Jan 22
teeteepeejay:
It sad baffles me how men pay for sex huh

Talk more of the ones that pay just to see a nude woman. sad sad
It baffles me how u spend 3 month courting a lady you can sxx the first time you meet without even knowing her name, at the end of the day you waste time which can not be recovered while she de kpansh every day for that 3 months 😂😂😂

Oga even lil baby does it. Pay n skip the ads no de waste ur time or settle with the ones u re toasting that's on ur level.
ProgrammingRe: Google Developers Space In Africa Opens In Lagos by SEOJanitor: 4:03am On Jan 22
LagosOrigin:
Still the Americans that tinubu supporters hated so much for hitting hard on Islamic terrorists in northern Nigeria and Iran.

Na still the Americans bring Google developers space come Lagos .

God bless trump
Wetin we wan use google developer space do?
😂
Una no no wetin be growth or development.

Chai. Imagine talk
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria’s Unemployment Rate Compared With Selected African Countries (2024) by SEOJanitor: 4:01am On Jan 22
helinues:
I have told you to stop the coloring crayon copy and paste epistle when engaging with me.

Type your comments if you have the intellectual capacity.

Stop being boring with repeated comments
So because u built a career on NL that doesn't pay you u feel you have some serious mental capacity?

If i follow u banter i will expose how naive u are.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria’s Unemployment Rate Compared With Selected African Countries (2024) by SEOJanitor: 3:58am On Jan 22
Richtaiwo:
He plainly stated the source, but because the figures offend your preferred worldview, you suddenly develop an urgent interest in methodology. Now it’s not just the source, it’s how exactly he arrived at these figures. Complete with furrowed brows and sudden statistical expertise.

Yet let one exasperated soul post the exact opposite on Twitter, without a source, a footnote, or even a coherent thought, and you will instantly endorse it. You’ll weaponize it as fresh ammunition to insult every living, non-living, and metaphysical creation known to mankind, all while breaking into loud hymns of praise for Pitobi, the revered Agulu oracle of unquestionable truth.
Stop supporting mediocrity and frame it as being sensible, SA has a high unemployment because the whites made university education too cost that the blacks can't get a degree, despite this SA is a formal economy, no shops by the roadside or hawking, and most people are well employed with so many companies there.


Now in your country everyone has to build a shop in front of thier house because of no job.

Think oga Think.
U live in an informal economy, a failed one where ur senate laughs at the poor masses and the leaders care 0.000 about your next meal. Know this n know peace
Foreign AffairsRe: French President, Macron Says "China Is Welcome" In Europe by SEOJanitor: 3:52am On Jan 22
Basicend:
Macron, be calculative. Just take note that flooding of Chinese EVs, electornics, mobile devices, raw materials etc will further escalate unemployment cases in France and the EU.

No country can beat the Chinese when it comes to pricing. Because their govt subsidize their biz manufacturing and exporting costs. Plus their labour cost is also very low.

China will not import goods from France commensurately, becoz they are trickish when it comes to balancing trade.

As for Carney and Canada, he also need to fight his emotion. Too much synergy with China as a US neibour will trigger Trump's aggression. If China starts having installations within Canada, US will either attack Canada and try to take over it, or change the leadership just as they did to Venezuella.
Na usa get this world? Abeg o
Foreign AffairsRe: Iron Dome Is USA Technology, Isreal Shouldn’t Take Credit For It — Donald Trump by SEOJanitor: 3:50am On Jan 22
CodeTemplarr:
Civilization itself is an Israeli thing. Without Jews we all still be rubbing stones together.
Is ur lineeage o that was doing that.
Just 200 years back n we here had our culture n livelihood, all you isreali axxlickers sef.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iron Dome Is USA Technology, Isreal Shouldn’t Take Credit For It — Donald Trump by SEOJanitor: 3:49am On Jan 22
Richtaiwo:
Don’t bother searching for a job or learning a skill. Just stay glued to Nairaland, screaming Tinubu at the top of your lungs, morning, afternoon, and night, whether the topic is inflation, rainfall, or someone’s wedding anniversary.

After all, peanuts and an internet-enabled phone were generously issued for this full-time outrage. Sadly, election season will end, the phones will be collected, the peanuts will stop flowing, and the candidates you’re shouting for will still lose.
Oga rest.
Foreign AffairsRe: When Europe Leads It Results In Chaos, Delay And Decline - Donald Trump by SEOJanitor: 3:46am On Jan 22
Helinuss:
Your talks holds no water. Europe cant do nothing. Stop whinning
LOL Europe is a warring continent, they are only weak because of Nazi Germany n thier aggressive war.

Europe re always fighting, Trump has a point. If USA let's Europe be, a war will happen
Foreign AffairsRe: Republicans Warn Trump That Invading Greenland Would End His Presidency by SEOJanitor: 2:05am On Jan 21
Mandesz:
Trump is too arrogant abeg but U.S is very powerful really
No one is powerful
InvestmentRe: Joe Lonsdale Invests $11m In Terra, Nigerian Drone Firm by SEOJanitor: 12:53pm On Jan 17
BlackViper:
Very impressive achievement by these two young men.

Even more impressive is the fact that under this deal, a non executive board member of Peter Thiel''s company Palantir has joined the board of this Nigerian company created by these two young Igbo men.

For those who don't know, Peter Thiel is basically the guy who created Elon Musk and a lot of other tech billionaires. He's basically like a godfather in Silicon Valley. To the best of my knowledge, this is the first time he has ever shown enough confidence in the commercial potential of an African tech startup company to invest in it.
When a white man fosters your growth they indirectly have control. Him investing in the drone factory to have more surveillance info of African at hand, imagine in the near future when the US tries to eliminate another pan africanist they'll have big big data to use from this oga.

They are buying out a tech that's supposed to be made by Africans for Africa Security.... The irony is the government turned a blind man to these young men and now a white man is taking all this info to strength the US surveillance system over Africa.... The government are always to blame anyone that says otherwise is just a liar
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Catches Girlfriend With Another Man In Apartment He Paid For In Uyo by SEOJanitor: 4:43am On Jan 16
Thundafireseun:
This case is normal…. I travelled to Abuja on a business trip and asked my girlfriend to help hold my HOUSE KEY …

A friend of mine who was transferred from Lagos to Asaba asked me if he could stay in my house and I said he could collect my key from my girlfriend…

I realized later that my friend was lashing my girlfriend in my own house 😳…..

Case 2 …. I had one girl that wasn’t my serious girl my friend asked if he could toast my girl.. I said yes because we were not serious about our relationship….
I gently walked away into my room so he could make his moves… When I walked back into my living room less than 5 minutes later my friend was lashing this girl in my palor 😳😳😳
Una go just de write nonsense de post
Foreign AffairsRe: Ugandan President Museveni Seeks 7th Term After 40 Years In Power by SEOJanitor: 6:28am On Jan 15
Nlandmodesfku:
Trump will capture him like a dog
No he won't trump is corrupt, 😂
Foreign AffairsRe: Senator Mark Kelley To Sue Pete Hegseth by SEOJanitor: 8:08pm On Jan 13
RaySimran:
As a veteran and a serving senator, asking military members not to obey lawful order is seditious.
Criminal Orders.
Pete Hegseth is just the Wilhelm Keitel of Trump Regime. A zombie follower giving criminal orders and feeling on his high horse.. His types were all over the Nazi regime. Eager murde..r..ers
PoliticsRe: Police Strike Bandits Camp With Helicopter In Kogi (Video) by SEOJanitor: 3:21am On Jan 13
CodeTemplarr:
Who dash them copters?
Normally na una type de here.
Foreign AffairsRe: Planning For Military Options Against Iran Reaches Advanced Stage - US Official by SEOJanitor: 3:18am On Jan 13
Mrchippychappy:
News wey sweet like my Grand mama jollof rice. Chai, Mama I miss your cooking oh
Why e sweet u?
PoliticsRe: Emilokan’: Elite Taking Turns To Destroy Nigeria – Bugaje by SEOJanitor: 3:14am On Jan 13
Melagros:
COMRADES, not only the elites are trying to destroy Nigeria, some poor Nairalanders too in league with the elites
Oga u toooooo Wise.
I love ur comments
PoliticsRe: Angry Youths Destroy Tinubu’s Billboard In Edo (video) by SEOJanitor: 1:55pm On Jan 11
HacheNoire:
The youths should be arrested and prosecuted.

Vandalism is not part of politics and will never be condoned.

The police should swiftly arrest the youths and get them locked up behind bars, pending prosecution.
For failed state. U wan implement law
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Fires Nuclear-Capable Oreshnik Missile Against Ukraine by SEOJanitor: 7:00am On Jan 10
EnEnPeecee:
I will urge Trump and all world leaders to strategize on capturing Putin and executing him. In doing so, the war will end
You don't understand the Russian state 😂
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Orders US Withdrawal From 66 International Organisations,including U.N by SEOJanitor: 8:46pm On Jan 08
Ezeama400:
America will never fall, apart from their economy and military , their geographical location contributed immensely to their strength.. No country has that advantage in this world..
😂😂😂😂😂😂

Is this 1945?
Foreign AffairsRe: Plot To Kill Burkina Faso Leader Foiled, Says Junta by SEOJanitor: 12:17am On Jan 08
SeaTrade:
This guy,
No one is trying to kill you,your image laundering and attention seeking is sickening.
Now you've hijacked the country,do the real man job of building its economy and remove your populace out of sickening penury.
You think it's by guns?clown.
As for the people saying France doesn't want to give up lol,they'd simply frustrate export sale of their mined minerals and watch him go bankrupt, no need to kill him.Person weh them fit dey from inside water launch one precision missile to kill like nkapi grin
Coupled with the fact that he has no sea access and those who have are also other French colonies grin
No wonder every eke market day,e dey shout say them want kill am to divert people's attention from his inevitable failure and demise.
Mugu
Chaiii e de pain u say black man get identity and control over him future. Shame.

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