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This boy head dey shake like I pass my newborn generator current

Nice and swift

after trying to rob someone off 10 million he was now crying in prison... I hope he didn't drop the soap
See pictures of him crying here
http://naijavocal.com/exclusive-update-see-photos-of-movie-producer-seun-egbegbe-in-a-police-cell-in-lagos/

Another trouble

Cc: lalasticlala, Seun, skydancer, Maleeq.

Please share

Computer: Dude, what the fvhck?

Me: What?

Com: What the hell are you looking at?

Me: It's called Tecn-

Com: Can we please look at something else?! Anything?

Me: Fine, fine.

*Few minutes later*

Com: Bia, this boy, I can see the amount in your account, and I can see the amount in your Jumia shopping cart. Are you sure about buying all that?

Me: Oh come on, this stuff is important.

Com: A chair with 6 legs is important?

Me: Well I mean it's… fine, I'll get rid of it but I'm still buying the bowler hat.

Com: *heavy sigh*

*Few minutes later*

Com: What is this website?

Me: It's called Nairaland, it's filled with intellectuals and curious people, we gather to share knowledge and ideas.

Com: Does anyone actually talk to you?

Me: Don't get clever, I'll have you know I'm very popular on here

Com: Ogbeni, I detect no signs of intelligent life.

Me: Hey screw you!

*Later that night*

Com: Go… the Bleep… to bed.

Me: come on, just one more game.

Com: You've been playing Age of Empires for three hours now, you don't need another game.

Me: You’re right! It has been three hours since I last played Civ5. I'm going to start another campaign!

Com: It's two in the morning, and you have class at eight!

Me: I think I'll play as the Aztecs this time.

Com: *Screaming*


http://naijavocal.com/if-your-computer-could-talk/

Autopilot naija shutting down

He dun talk him own

Hopeless Gordon

He should send her packing

Me wey never chop want talk?

O boy eh

I may finally buy this ride.

Make we dey look

NanaF:
2007 Nissan Quest SL

Mileage - 83k
- V6 engine
- Automatic Transmission
- Trip computer
- Cooling AC

Issue: The gearbox needs to be replaced. The mechanic estimated the cost of this @ N190,000.00

Call or whatsapp me on 08064699254

Location : Lagos

Why not replace the gear and sell?

chetaobi:
Mr2Kay, I saw ur comments about google adsense and I need more information from u. I want to monetise my wordpress blog so that I can earn money from it. In that post I read someone had a registered an unverified adsense account for 3 years and earned only $19 USD. Please explain and what should I do to earn more money please?

Mr 2kay knows why he sells Adsense and not use them.

If you don't have traffic, sorry for you

Jesus christ

TrapQueen77:




Abeeeeeg, who's broda is this?

I think say na your brother?



Lalasticlala please come and carry

This is really unbelievable, lalasticlala won't like this as na Man-U fan.

The things we see on the internet! There’s a picture trending online of a Nigerian man who likes to dress like a woman and also has boyfriends.

In a recent video, the man can be seen answering a question about his love life during which he explained that he is currently seeing a white man, after ending series of relationships with Nigerian men because they did not treat him right.

What makes the video even more interesting is what he did at the end when he was asked to show his knickers. He wasn’t wearing any and went on to show his bare buttocks.Twice!

See screenshots below:

https://i1.wp.com/4.bp..com/-6nbG2aPnOco/WJmmTr749QI/AAAAAAALmeo/HOHCwYVSt-cOSCfy4ZxhpN6OHsYxFYbPACLcB/s400/0a.png?resize=246%2C400&ssl=1

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http://naijavocal.com/nigerian-male-cross-dresser-talks-about-his-love-life-and-flashes-bare-butt-video/

cc: seun, lalasticlala

verygudbadguy:
Thank God for the life of the victim and also, that of that good Samaritan.

It takes a lot of courage to do this. Considering the fact that Nigerian Policemen have arrested and detained people in the past for helping or rescuing accident victims after they gave up the ghost.

you are right... this is probably why a lot of people ignore accident victims.

cc: lalasticlala + seun

nkeona:
how did u verified the UK AdSense?

contact me if you need help

Manchester United reportedly fear that a thief is on the loose at their Carrington training ground following the disappearance of jewellery.
According to The Sun, police are said to have been called to the Red Devils' multi-million pound HQ last week to investigate the crime, flagged by Phil Jones after he noticed expensive earrings belonging to his fiancee had disappeared.

The publication quotes a source as saying: "Officers visited the training ground last week and spoke to several workers there as part of the investigation. They have also examined CCTV and computer records.

"Phil bought the earrings and put them in his locker, but he's convinced someone has taken them and has reported the matter. It's not just the players who have access to the dressing room, and like everyone workplace, occasionally things do go missing."

A Freedom of Information request, published by The Sun, shows that Greater Manchester Police were called to United's training ground 13 times between June 2009 and June 2014.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-iDzlv7IG4rY/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAACsik/FnDXDKxLt5I/s0-c-k-no-ns/photo.jpg

http://naijavocal.com/manchester-united-call-in-police-to-find-dressing-room-thief/

cc: seun, lalasticlala, honeric01, semid4lyfe

Nkechi Emmanuel is a Nollywood actress that is popularly known as Nurse Titi in the TV Series ‘Clinic Matters’. The fast rising actress recently had a chat with interviewers, where she admitted that she is a very jealous woman when it comes to her man and also believes a man should be treated like a kid. She had a word of advise for the married women on how to treat their men.

Read below:

“Sex is not all about making children. You must be a different woman to your husband every time. Seduce your husband, don’t always allow your husband to ask for sex, there must be no timetable for sex.Be creative, don’t be predictable. Give him what he wants. If you lose influence over your husband, you have lost womanhood. Be part of your husband’s plans. Allow your husband to check in and out anytime. When a man is sexually satisfied, he is emotionally stable.

Stop saying, is it food? Yes, sex is food. Pamper your husband, put his head on your chest and pray for him. Give him unannounced kiss from the back…. mwahhhhhh, don’t be too holy to kiss and appreciate him in the public. He is your “Baby” and you are his “Mother” & your husband for God sake. Be romantic joooo, it is good for the heart. Some people are not happy that you’re happy in that marriage, proof them wrong that you love him and he is your crown, always feel good when you hold him,”.

http://naijavocal.com/sex-pamper-husband-nkechi-emmanuel/

This is serious...

The man better be made to pay through his nose

after inflicting harm, see the man crying for forgiveness

http://naijavocal.com/man-cried-as-he-spoke-at-istandwithnigeria-protest-yesterday-says-hes-ready-to-pick-up-a-gun-start-killing-must-watch/

Thank God for such good samariatan, a life could have just been lost

cc: lalasticlala, seun

IG User, Ademola Victor, last night, helped to save a hit and run accident victim that was bleeding at Fadeyi bustop in Lagos.

Victor who is a UNILAG postgraduate student, said the doctors at LASUTH where the accident victim was taken to, said he would have died if he had not help to stop the man’s bleeding.

He wrote:

“On my way from Unilag today, I saw the man on the road at Fadeyi Bus stop, I had to quickly step in to help. A vehicle at about 60-80km/hr hit him and he sustained an head injury, had a deep cut on his head, breathing slowly, was unconscious and had lot of blood on the floor. Thank God i stopped his bleeding, brought back his pulse to about 60bpm just in time. Now he’s stable, thanks to God. And he’s in an ambulance on his way to LASUTH. The doctor said, if I hadn’t stopped his bleeding, he couldn’t have made it.
Someone at the bus stop sent this video to me of the man few seconds after the accident.
#ThankingGodForLife #accident#lagos #nigeria #hazard #hazards”.

https://i1.wp.com/1.bp..com/-ZagkD7ElhvY/WJlz1jQ54VI/AAAAAAALmNc/3X3kmSgr7b8XAbvzghDX2tYCIVao5gVjwCLcB/s400/2AAA.png?resize=395%2C400&ssl=1

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http://naijavocal.com/photosvideo-man-helps-save-hit-and-run-accident-victim-in-lagos/

Bluff

Autojosh just revealed he writes for traffic.

How can you forget Mercedes?

BMW should even come before Hyundai.

Mercedes should take number one spot.

Lol

Aai buhari people

Bump

long live the queen

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