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RomanceRe: Your View - All Ladies by seromezy(op): 6:55pm On Oct 10, 2015
nwababyoku1:
I use cane most times
Really? But beliv me u can't manage 16 oh grin
RomanceRe: Your View - All Ladies by seromezy(op): 6:24pm On Oct 10, 2015
nwababyoku1:
Ehen I'm managing like 15.
Ehhh ewooo.... And u still walk straight?
RomanceRe: Your View - All Ladies by seromezy(op): 6:14pm On Oct 10, 2015
sylvalord:
[color=grey]so you agree you are a mad dog that was caged. Good dog.[/color]
Wat could i have done when u insisted u wanted to replace me? i just hav 2 let go naa...

So enjoy d cage eh.
RomanceRe: Your View - All Ladies by seromezy(op): 5:58pm On Oct 10, 2015
nwababyoku1:
Lmao at star shape.
I've only tasted straight one, I don't know about the corner kick type.
Are u dating just one guy?
RomanceRe: Your View - All Ladies by seromezy(op): 5:45pm On Oct 10, 2015
PunkyVeer:
LMFAO. I must be naughty by nature wink Some people are just sexual beings, not by practice but by mind/nature. You get my point? grin

I'm not really a virgin though. Been around the block a few times wink Was just kidding.
Good u say d truth Better pikin,
So how is d exmas gonna be naa?
RomanceRe: Your View - All Ladies by seromezy(op): 5:36pm On Oct 10, 2015
sylvalord:
[color=grey]who let you out of your cage?[/color]
Eyah...... I gained my freedom yesterday bros, i heard u just entered urs today, sorry ohh grin
RomanceRe: Your View - All Ladies by seromezy(op): 5:25pm On Oct 10, 2015
faithalabi:
I'm too busy to fight wit u now, Check on me later.
Ahhh'' Like Serious?
Abeg don't suply my gal slaps oh, she was just shy.
RomanceRe: Your View - All Ladies by seromezy(op): 4:27pm On Oct 10, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Yes grin
Ok i beliv....
But don't let ur bf hear it ooh. grin
PunkyVeer:
Yes grin
Ok i beliv....
But don't let ur bf hear it ooh grin grin
RomanceRe: Your View - All Ladies by seromezy(op): 4:25pm On Oct 10, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Yes grin
Ok i beliv....

But don't let ur bf hear it ooh grin grin
RomanceRe: Your View - All Ladies by seromezy(op): 3:44pm On Oct 10, 2015
Harbosede02:
U should av also show ur female doctor ur brain.....its nt functioning
But she said it still ok too.

So wat else?
RomanceRe: Your View - All Ladies by seromezy(op): 3:20pm On Oct 10, 2015
PunkyVeer:
I'm not even Nigerian tongue Maybe the guys who concern themselves about that aren't secure with their own package. If you can make a girl hit the roof, does it matter even if it's shaped like a star? No, it wouldn't imo, just as long as it takes a person from point A to point B. Limp dyck dudes must be the ones who worry so much about that sort of thing. Because they can't make a woman shimmy & shiver grin, then they think it must be the shape or whatever. Just hone your skill & forget about what "we" prefer because just as long as it's not limp & knows what it's doing, chances are, it is going to get an encore wink
Are u still a virgin?
RomanceRe: Your View - All Ladies by seromezy(op): 3:18pm On Oct 10, 2015
shayo401:
Sry 2 tell you this, there are some guys stuf I will not be pleased to do with due to my past experience.

Can u beliv it went to the extend I took pain relief for almost 4days after sex with a guy?

@seromezy
This is a nice thread but lack real audience.
For me not too straight not too bend.
True talk.

Noted.
RomanceRe: Your View - All Ladies by seromezy(op): 2:43pm On Oct 10, 2015
Melissa4:
Lol dis guy is really crazy, but the fact I like them straight for painless doggy things.
Don't mined my craziness boo... Thanks for saying the truth.... Unlike those sh**t pretenders
RomanceRe: Your View - All Ladies by seromezy(op): 2:38pm On Oct 10, 2015
PunkyVeer:
All I hear is insecurity talking. Maybe you think your "stuff" is not good enough to Bleep with, for why else would you even give us reviews? Like some girl is really going to tell you your dyck aint shyt to your face, that's what friends are for grin
Bros no insecurity here ohh... I can even give u a link to where men are well concern about this... I beg nigerians form too much


::::::::::::> abroad jhor
RomanceRe: Your View - All Ladies by seromezy(op): 2:34pm On Oct 10, 2015
ronald4lif:
You're on the wrong forum bro, perhaps. Where we have sanctimonious and pretentious people who'd never give a positive response to such questions.

Sometimes, you don't blame the ladies either as they're in an environment where they risk being called demeaning names if they give an honest response to questions relating to sex.

There's nothing perverted with your query but rather a poser that can be educative to liberal audience who are more real. We all have sex or would have it someday and learning about our different sexual organs ain't a big nut. Only that you'd have posted it on sexuality section.
Thanks @Ronald4lif ... U are a true son of ur father
RomanceRe: Your View - All Ladies by seromezy(op): 2:29pm On Oct 10, 2015
Eyah see pastors on romance section oh, looking for church members or what?
God bless these virgins mary and rev fathers on Nairaland Romance Section.
RomanceRe: Your View - All Ladies by seromezy(op): 2:15pm On Oct 10, 2015
donholy28:
No wonder ur threads re being deleted... they're full of trash
Bros why the grief naa? This is romance section.
Take note.

I beg let's continue
RomanceYour View - All Ladies by seromezy(op): 2:02pm On Oct 10, 2015
Seun the baba himself that can remove any thread without challenges, I hail ooh ... I beg pity this thread in the act that we the men want to find out something important from our ladies... If u could even take it to front page, that na more hailing.. Thanks...

Now straight to the point of creating this thread, ladies I want u guys to answer this question diligently due to experience...
this question is strictly for ladies above 18yrs pls.

Some guys have been really worrying about this issue, even me myself jhor...I wan to know if we are at the right track even as we get good responds from our gf's cos u ladies can be sometimes tricky just to end topic fast or not to make us angry.

As we all know there are almost 5 look of dick considered normal.

1. Straight Dick.
2. A beat downward bend Dick.
3. Right side bend dick.
4. lift side bend dick.
5. Upward bend dick.

Some of our dick get some of us thinking if u ladies really enjoy sex with us.

For me I have a little down bend sexy dick and it considered normal by my female doctor I showed it to.. all the same the ladies I have used it on says it hot.
Make I stop here before I spoil person pikin.

Now the question is' ladies which of this dick do you enjoy maximum sex on?

No shy ooh, I beg.
RomanceRe: Flash Back Your Memory by seromezy(op): 9:30am On May 13, 2015
sinaj:
lol grin


one of my letters fell into d wrong hands nd waz read out in d assembly ground embarassed



waz xo xo embarasin cry


I fell sick afterward nd didnt go to skul dat week smiley
hahahahaha yours is worst always visit ladieswinds.com for more flash bck thx
PoliticsFlash Back by seromezy(op): 9:17am On May 13, 2015
Did your mom ever beat you with any of these ? What other forms of punishment did she use to make you the better person you are today. As for me I nearly lost my two legs even now I can feel the heat. THANK YOU MOM, YOU ARE THE BEST - See more at: http://www.ladieswinds.com/2015/05/flash-back.html#sthash.HMEut4He.dpuf
PoliticsJonathan Reconciles With Obasanjo And Amaechi At Council Of State Meeting by seromezy(op): 8:57am On May 13, 2015
It is no longer news that there has been no love lost between President Goodluck Jonathan, former president Olusegun Obasanjo and the Rivers State Governor, Chibuike Amaechi.

However, the last Council of State meeting hosted by President Jonathan yesterday, offered an opportunity for the three men to reconcile even if it was for the camera.

Before the commencement of the Council meeting, the governors across party divide were seen joking, back slapping one another and discussing in groups.

President Jonathan was also seen laughing, shaking and holding hands with Obasanjo.But the one that caught everyone’s attention was when the President, while waiting for the valedictory photo-session at the fore court of the Presidential Villa, had a handshake with the governors around him, and on sighting Amaechi, playfully hit him severally, with his fist on the shoulder and the Rivers State governor bowed, laughing and holding the President’s hand all the while, saying “Your Excellency.”

Obasanjo has been a constant critic of Jonathan’s administration, the latest being in February, when the elections were postponed.

The former president, had at his Hilltop Mansion residence in Abeokuta, likened the politics played by Jonathan to “the do-or-die” politics played by the former President of Cote d’Ivoire, Laurent Gbagbo.

Also, Obasanjo, while reacting to the postponement of the general elections, said it was a grand plan by Jonathan to perpetuate himself in office till the situation became clear that the presidential election would favour him.

President Jonathan had in a swift reaction, fired back, saying the allegations were baseless and absurd.

Obasanjo had also in an 18-page letter a year ago, accused the President of deceit, deception, dishonesty, incompetence, having a killer squad and clannishness among others.

The Rivers State governor on his part, had always pointed fingers at the president and his wife, Patience on any crisis in his state.

Moved by the camaraderie seen inside and outside the Council chambers, a journalist later asked Governor Babangida Aliyu of Niger State how that could be translated to the common man on the street, and he replied: “I told you that one of the former heads of state moved for all these to be recorded, so that we make it as part of the tradition. Politics is not war.

Yes, there is a price, but the moment there is a decision and someone gets the price, everyone should come back and wait for another chance.

“So, the camaraderie that you noticed, is how it should be and we should send it down to our communities, to our people; so that even in one house, you can afford to vote for different parties but the moment results are announced, you will remain brothers and not enemies.”
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=119231
RomanceRe: Flash Back Your Memory by seromezy(op): 8:53am On May 13, 2015
Pinkiedearie:
Hehehhehehehe....was an expert then..
LOL YOU ARE ONE OF US
RomanceFlash Back Your Memory by seromezy(op): 8:36am On May 13, 2015
How many ladies/gentlemen here grew up in the days of love letters? I remember the day headmistress used to open and read our letters and d day I got into trouble for receiving a love letter....Lol vist www.ladieswind.com for more fun.
RomanceRelationship Advice by seromezy(op): 8:15am On May 13, 2015
It's not about loose morals or a weak mind, it's just that you may have been on the single market for too long and have a tendency of going into these types of taboo relationships.
I just want to help you out by these five kinds of forbidden love singles are likely to engage.

Step something: It could be as close as a stepsibling, or a cousin by marriage, or an awkwardly young step-uncle. But, sharing so many similar experiences as pseudo-family does, you can’t help but feel a special bond with a certain attractive non-blood relative at some point.
A neighbour: Simply being exposed to someone repeatedly can play a trick on your mind, making you feel attracted to that person. And the fact that your neighbor is just down the hall or street, so accessible when you’re feeling, um, playful, can make this type of taboo love become hot and heavy fast. But your feelings can be confusing: is it proximity or compatibility that’s keeping things together?
A religiously committed person: Either his family would disown him should he marry a woman outside their religion, or keeping up the religious tradition via marriage/the bloodstream is genuinely important to him—more important than being with “the one.” Either way, you’ll engage in a hot fling with a guy who things really can’t go anywhere serious with due to his religious background.
Lawyer/Client: A lawyer is almost like a therapist—out of necessity, you tell him every last detail of your life. You’ll instantly feel bonded to him for this reason, and, should he like the details of your life, he may develop feelings for you. Get a new lawyer, and get it on.
The renowned jerk: Everyone knows he is a player/doesn’t respect women/thinks he is God’s gift to the earth etc. Nobody likes him. But you—well, you yearn for him. And there’s something hot about dating the bad boy.
VISIT ladieswinds.com for hot gist
RomanceSex Workers Beat Up Pastor In Calabar For Patronizing New Woman by seromezy(op): 12:02pm On May 12, 2015
A pastor in Calabar, Cross River State, was severely beaten by some commercial sex workers because he employed the services of another woman instead of his regular service provider.

According to an alleged eyewitness report sent to Pulse, the pastor named Effiong, had been secretly patronizing the sex workers at a popular brother in the Watt area, and there was a particular woman that often rendered services to him.
http://tracysophia..com/2015/05/sex-workers-beat-up-pastor-in-calabar.html?showComment=1431428371233#c2414308765153516907

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RomanceRe: Woman Gives Birth To New Baby Twins – Who Have Two Different Fathers by seromezy(op): 7:31pm On May 09, 2015
prettythicksme:
like seriously?op must b kidding#fake news cheesy
it real, i can give you too many places to read the news, it even on cnn website, daily mirror and even on ladieswinds

read it yourself http://www.ladieswinds.com/2015/05/woman-gives-birth-to-new-baby-twins-who.html i would have post all links here but i'm maintaining not to be banned by NL
RomanceWoman Gives Birth To New Baby Twins – Who Have Two Different Fathers by seromezy(op): 6:44pm On May 09, 2015
hey guys this is unbelievable, i just saw that a woman gave birth to twins who have different fathers, see story below.

In a landmark case, the woman's former boyfriend only has to pay out for one of the twins after she had sex with another man, who fathered one of the twins
A new mum has given birth to twins – who have two different fathers.
The incredible case was revealed after the woman, identified only as T.M., named her current boyfriend as the father of her twins.
But T.M. admitted before maternity papers were signed that she had actually slept with a different man a week after she believed she conceived with her boyfriend.
A paternity test was carried out and it was revealed that the two men had each fathered one of the twins, who are now toddlers.
Now the woman's original partner only has to pay out child support for one of the children.

Passaic County Judge Sohail Mohammad made the ruling in the paternity case on Monday, the New Jersey Law Journal reported.
Paternity tests showed the woman's former boyfriend was almost certainly the father of one twin – but wasn't the father of the other.
Now he only has to pay out $28 – around £18 – per week for his daughter.
Judge Mohammad said he found just two other court cases of a woman giving birth to twins from separate dads, which occurs in one out of every 13,000 reported paternity cases involving twins.
It seems medically impossible, but a woman can give birth to twins with two fathers when she has sex with two different men in the same week.
In a process known as heteropaternal superfecundation, the rare incident occurs when a woman releases two eggs during her menstrual cycle and different men fertilise one egg each.
It is a more common occurrence when the same dad fertilises two eggs during separate incidences of sex.

http://www.ladieswinds.com
SportsEverton 0–2 Sunderland: Defoe & Graham Secure Precious Lifeline - See More At: H by seromezy(op): 4:13pm On May 09, 2015
Both strikers were in the right place at the right time to deflect second-half shots past Tim Howard at Goodison Park and snatch three vital points for their side

Fortune smiled on Sunderland as Danny Graham and Jermain Defoe both scored deflected goals to move the Black Cats out of the relegation zone with a hard-fought victory over Everton.

Graham has endured a largely miserable two-and-a-half years since moving to the Stadium of Light from Swansea City, but his telling touch on Jordi Gomez’s drive put Sunderland ahead after they had soaked up huge pressure from the hosts.

Dick Advocaat had targeted a point pre-match, with his set-up seemingly backing that up, Defoe playing the first half as an auxiliary right wing-back to sum up Sunderland’s approach.

James McCarthy hit the post with a well-hit effort shortly after Graham’s goal, but Defoe himself was the beneficiary of more penalty-box pinball to pile pressure on Sunderland’s direct rivals at the bottom.

Having pulled themselves from the fire in the dying embers of last season, Sunderland again have a great chance of securing top-flight status for another season.

Everton’s own hopes of salvaging a top-10 finish from their disappointing campaign are fading after a second-straight defeat.

Sunderland began with none of the urgency their situation required, allowing Everton to totally dominate the early going.

Having seen their resurgent run checked at Aston Villa last week, Everton took few risks with Romelu Lukaku often crowded out in attack as a result.

The visitors grew into the half somewhat, though their immediate and long-term plight was perhaps summed up as Defoe – who spent much of the half running towards his own goal tracking Leighton Baines – saw a fierce effort deflected wide by strike partner Connor Wickham.

Costel Pantilimon was called upon to keep scores level three minutes before the break, smothering Lukaku before denying Leon Osman’s firm hit.

The pattern of play continued after the break and Lukaku was guilty of wasting two headed chances from corners.

The Belgian was punished with 54 minutes played as Gomez’s sweet strike caught the foot of Graham and bounced over a helpless Tim Howard.

Seamus Coleman twice went close and McCarthy’s arrowing shot clattered Pantilimon’s right-hand post as Everton forced Sunderland to work for their win.

Republic of Ireland international Coleman also saw penalty appeals waved away but visiting nerves were settled as substitute Steven Fletcher weaved through a static Everton defence before finding fellow replacement Adam Johnson.

The winger’s shot bounced off Coleman and onto Defoe‘s thigh before bobbling past Howard to spark wild celebrations in the away end.

Victory moves Sunderland onto 36 points, a tally enough to secure safety last term, and next weekend’s home clash with Leicester City is shaping up to be a season-defining fixture.

- See more at: http://www.omozar.com/category/football-news
PoliticsPolitical Info News by seromezy(op): 7:14am On May 05, 2015
you can read NG info news on Omozar search google for it or visit www.omozar.com and click on (NG Iinfo News).
SportsRe: Chelsea's Eden Hazard Won PFA Player Of The Year Award- Did He Deserve It? by seromezy(op): 10:25pm On Apr 29, 2015
MrCcf:
Please I can't comprehend your write up. Maybe you should give it to someone else to edit. I still stand by what I said, stop playing dumb.
Oh You are now diverting to me, first it was DANIEL......... now I know u are sick.
SportsRe: Chelsea's Eden Hazard Won PFA Player Of The Year Award- Did He Deserve It? by seromezy(op): 10:20pm On Apr 29, 2015
Cleanman:
since I joined NL around '06, must say this is the silliest post I'd ever read.
By the way are you from Benin republic cos you write like sh!t.
You lie too much, u said u join NL 06' ur profile said 08......if u wanna know I'm a jamaican.
SportsRe: Chelsea's Eden Hazard Won PFA Player Of The Year Award- Did He Deserve It? by seromezy(op): 6:01pm On Apr 28, 2015
MrCcf:
Just tell us to visit your blog and stop trying to play a fast one on us. Nigerians are not dumb.
Some guys are nothing a piece of shirt*** any way u are a novice, just managing u qauck nokia dead batter phone on nairaland cos almost every one knows omozar....and this bitch is here pointing finger at him.

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