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DonPsymon:
See olami90 and mistabiola with them big heads

itoski:
bros u no get love o...kai u want make men like chimaji carry full pot

Sanchez01:
Hahahahaha

hayzed2:
Why are you making jest of keribaby boo

hayzed2:
We are on the same lane bro.

I had to cross some borders to do this...

elmisti:
Technically evr1 here now smoke na, since 2el is paying subsidy for dem...dey jst go to dispensaries and smoke like exhaust pipe

rmfunky:
lolz hahahahahahahah kikikikikikikiki saw this and I couldn't stop laughing funny dude

itoski:
no be only swimming pool...heard jacuzzi dey self

Walspring:
Yes 100 level days

zaFuhrer:
1. Prepare Your Mind:
First and foremost, you need to prepare your mind that
you are leaving home for a regimented life in the camp.
Life in the camp is deliberately made stressful so as to
prepare you for any challenge that may confront you
outside the camp.
You will not find it too comfortable, It’s a camp and not
your Father’s house! Just be ready for anything.

2. Itemize All Your Needs Using A Scale Of Preference
(very important ones first):

1. Very Important Ones
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus is better
than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please)
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above items)
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B, and D above.
The copies may be surplus.

2. Important Ones (For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you the stress
of ‘borrow-me’)
b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts (You will be
given two sets but you may not like the quality)
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber tennis
shoes (for rainy days)
d. Bathroom slippers and Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the camp but it
will be more expensive) and a permanent marker
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent
h. Bedsheet, towel and wrapper and two pairs of casual
wear
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially for those
that sweat)
k. Waist bag (very very important for housing your
phones, ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torchlight/Rechargeable lamp (small
one please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler cup and spoon
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I
believe you understand me
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash please
depending on how you spend

3. Go Early:
Please, no matter how close the camp might be to your
street, enable to go early. If you are posted to a far
state, go the day before the camp opens. They will
allow you in. Going late will make you go through
registration stress. Be warned!

4. Screening:
The screening starts at the gate, where your loads are
open and thoroughly search. They don’t want you to
bring in prohibited items like iron, knives, bombs, etc.

5. Registration:
The first registration will certainly be for hostel/
bedspace, where you;ll be given tags to identify with.
Then the paper registrations proper follows. try as much
as possible to make everything available. Look out for
information pasted on walls. Follow instructions
strictly.

6. Your Kits:
During the registration, you will get all your kits (shirts,
shorts and shoes). Use the marker to write your Code
Number (CN) on them ‘sharp-sharp ” You will also be
given a tag that will show your CN. That will be your ID
Card temporarily. You take it everywhere in camp. You
will be given a meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about
NYSC food.

7. Duration:
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st day is
the day you will be leaving the camp.

8. No Room For Casual Wears:
Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt and
shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on you. No room
for casual wears. Parade/marching training starts
immediately. The soldiers will not give you breathing
space at all. You will have the first one that same Day
One. Watch Out! people could be fainting on the Parade
Ground. You won’t faint, calm down… So eat well. It’s
the stress that causes their fainting.

9. Morning Regimented Programme:
A small trumpet wakes you at 4am. Everybody gathers
at the Parade Ground (PG) at 4:30am. You have your
praise, worship and prayer the Christian and Muslim
ways. After the morning admonitions, by 7am, breakfast
follows! After eating, you will be called out again for the
series of programmes lined up for you. Then you have
your lunch. Rest a little and you are out again for
evening parade. Then later your dinner. This will repeat
itself everyday perhaps except on Sunday.

10. Hate The Food And Feed Yourselves At Your Costs:
You may not like the food. You can always go to the
Mammy Market (MM) i.e the Camp Market to fill your
‘tank’ with delicacies at your cost.

11. Stealing:
Stealing is prevalently prevailing at the Camp. This is
‘legalised’. They can steal anything. Be wise.

12. Soldiers:
Please i beckon on you all to respect and obey them.
although they are not permitted to beat you, however,
they can punish you. No walking, its all jogging when
they call you. Don’t prostrate or kneel down greeting a
soldier. Do it the soldier way. They could be friendly
anyway.

13. Allawe:
Your first allowance (#19, 800) will be given to you in
the camp, and it will be in cash. All other ones will be
through the bank. You will also get Bicycle Allowance.

14. Photography:
Photographers are going to be everywhere ready to
snap you, please be prudent in spending.

15. By Now Your Done With Camp And Going To Your
Place Of Primary Assignment:
You will be posted from the camp to where you will
work. The place you work in is called your Place of
Primary Assignment (PPA). Hear this: most Corps
members, I mean about 90% of the Corpers will be
posted to schools (especially primary and secondary
schools). Only VERY FEW will be posted to the
universities, polytechnics and Colleges. Please! Don’t
lobby for your posting. Don’t pay anybody for
assistance. Pray rather than pay. Gone are the days
when Corps Members are posted to Banks and Co.
Receive the shocking or expected postings as you
receive your letters with joy. It’s a clarion call to
service; that’s what dey call it.

16. Transportation Out Of Camp:
When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to go to
is your PPA. If you are identified with the Fellowship in
camp, you may first report at the temporary lodge they
will provide. Then you could report at your PPA later
same day or the following day. Please, when you leave
the camp, home- sweet-home will be on your mind,
having been used up in the camp. But please, don’t go
home straight. Please! Very few of your employers (i.e.
PPAs) will send down vehicles to convey you from the
camp to their workplaces. Private and some Govt higher
education institutions do. The Fellowship too make
arrangement for you at your cost. Commercial
transporters will likely be
available at the gate too. Be wise.

17. Accommodation At PPA:
You don’t know anybody in Benue or Kogi! Where will
you sleep on the first day? The Fellowship may give you
a temporary accommodation pending the time you will
have to get yours. You could be lucky if your employer
gives you a room. Many of them don’t give Corpers
accommodation anyway. So be prepared to rent one at
your cost. Your first ‘allowee’ which you received in the
camp is already going down!

18. Clearance:
This is why you don’t have to go home straight. Your
registration (clearance) at the NYSC Office in the Local
Govt you will be posted to is important. Failure to
complete it before going home is the beginning of your
problem. He may begin to have problems with his
subsequent monthly allowances. Do all registrations
first. Then you can take permission to go home. Long
process! You will know why it’s so. Well, I hope these
few tips will go a long way.

miccoy:
I would appreciate...if you could give an illustration of a valid argument that's not a fact.

hayzed2:
Itz my pleasure.... My regards to Sammie2310

KeriBaby:
Thank you

hayzed2:
Thanks for your time.

On a final note, eat well, take lots of fresh fruits and vegetables.

And always go for regular medical checks.

I love you all

Have a nice day....

Walspring:
Which of the experience

miccoy:
May I ask how an argument is valid without it being a fact?

miccoy:
Exactly. What philosophy does is to question that which you hold as true.

Philosophy believes science is tentative, and infact, that's one of the characteristics of science. What seems true today maybe proven false tomorrow - that's science for you.

Paulpaulpaul:
Good morning everybody, I wish myself a lovely one too. Have been a ghost reader for some time now and am happy at what is going on here especially the impending break up of Sammie2310 or Sammie3310, (who cares about which?) Sammie na sammie and his e-bae. The most elegant, most lovely, the epitome of beauty and the monalisa of our time: KeriBaby.


Baby, I never wished you endured one more day with that naughty, rude mischievous mischreant with a fickle perverted mind. He is a cheat, a betrayal. Baby, that guy isn't loyal. If he can do it once, he would do it again.

If wishes were horse.... I wish he is posted to Bornu with Ayima as a punishment for subjecting an angel in human for into psychological trauma because he couldn't keep himself.


Mistabiola should be careful o because I'm a serious Oke-Ogun guy, I get plenty charms, Ajogunba. You feel me? Ma lo se yamayama pelu me o. Ok,

Hilsocial! Where didn't you add my name? Be careful? I've gat a e-gun.



Pls, house, I have a question. Do we need Primary School certificate at the camp? I can't find mine

yanabasee:
@Bolded,

Ordinary science do explain things to a more specific layout facts..... Philosophy doesn't do that... Philosophy will only make ur mind to wander or to think incoherently or illogically.

For instance, Ordinary science will in details state the "Family","Genius" and "Species". This will specifically give u details of the type of Animal one is actually referring to and it's level of reasoning.

Most animals do reason. Monkeys are animal, facts told science that, monkeys observe divorce as man do. They also have feelings to a particular monkey. They have sex like man and deliver as well. Their manner of reasoning goes into how they feed their infants. They equally breastfeed their babies.

Philosophy is too broad and so too complex.
For instance, in the logical section of philosophy, will be complex on the bases that a form of argument one of whose premises is the conjunction of two conditional statements and the other of which affirms the disjunction of their antecedents, and whose conclusion is the disjunction of their consequents. Using the logic table:
if "p" then "q" and
If "r" then "s";
Either "p" or "q" so
Either "s" or "r".

This is complex and doesn't make any sense until you keep doubting yourself and depriving yourself that knowledge which you've known and then look like an idiot. Philosophy makes u feel and believe that you know nothing.

miccoy:
While undergraduate, I had the privilege of taking some philosophical(Philosophy) courses, which not only boost my CGPA, but also, opened 'the eyes of my mind' to some basic life concepts which ordinary science of life can never have an absolute convincing facts to explain.

Now, what is philosophy?

According to miccoy(that's me), philosophy is one hell of a subject that teaches you to search for the truth...and in the end, questions the truth. In other words, philosophy is the study which holds every knowledge as being tentative and questions the knowledge of what you claim to know.
A practical example of what is philosophy:
You: this is an animal
Philosophy: why is it an animal?
You: because it's not human & cannot reason.
Philosophy: but a tree can't reason either, can I call it an animal?
You: no!
Philosophy:why?
You:because it's a tree
Philosophy:why can't a tree be called an animal also? Since both cannot reason?
You:animals eat meat or plant
Philosophy:does it mean anything that eats meat or plant is an animal?
You:.....yes
Philosophy: do you eat meat or plant?
You: yes
Philosophy:does it mean you're an animal?
You:...yes(frustrated)
Philosophy: but you already said animals are not human
You:.....(Speechless)

hayzed2:
Let me quickly burst your bubbles.

ALL the nutrients that you need can be gotten from healthy foods, fresh fruits & green vegetables.....

Abdul4trust1:
Is snooker game part of the games in camp?

IsiAbuncha:
Good Morning Everyone
Good to know ya'll are doing fine, have a nice day ahead

Rocorleone:
Morning

mistabiola:
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How was your night?
★★★~ ©Mistabiola®[/size]

KingJB:
Goan marry Broda

And say bye bye to boredom

KingJB:
Fain fain O
As d payment page no gree open na
I jes tire