hayzed2:



Definitely... Physiology... On paper....

This is a practical details not theory.

Thanks.

And what makes you think am not practical mtschw! If you are neither a doctor nor a medical student don't just go there

zaFuhrer:


I dont have one

Then go and get one. Thanks..

Health is wealth

1. Prepare Your Mind: First and foremost, you need to prepare your mind that you are leaving home for a regimented life in the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately made stressful so as to prepare you for any challenge that may confront you outside the camp. You will not find it too comfortable, It’s a camp and not your Father’s house! Just be ready for anything. 2. Itemize All Your Needs Using A Scale Of Preference (very important ones first): 1. Very Important Ones a. Statement of Result b. School ID Card c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus is better than inadequacy) d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please) e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above items) NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B, and D above. The copies may be surplus. 2. Important Ones (For your Convenience) a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you the stress of ‘borrow-me’) b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts (You will be given two sets but you may not like the quality) c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber tennis shoes (for rainy days) d. Bathroom slippers and Dettol f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the camp but it will be more expensive) and a permanent marker g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent h. Bedsheet, towel and wrapper and two pairs of casual wear i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory) j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially for those that sweat) k. Waist bag (very very important for housing your phones, ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc) l. Novels m. Small-sized Torchlight/Rechargeable lamp (small one please) n. Your ATM card(s) o. Cooler cup and spoon p. Phone and charger q. Beverages r. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I believe you understand me s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash please depending on how you spend 3. Go Early: Please, no matter how close the camp might be to your street, enable to go early. If you are posted to a far state, go the day before the camp opens. They will allow you in. Going late will make you go through registration stress. Be warned! 4. Screening: The screening starts at the gate, where your loads are open and thoroughly search. They don’t want you to bring in prohibited items like iron, knives, bombs, etc. 5. Registration: The first registration will certainly be for hostel/ bedspace, where you;ll be given tags to identify with. Then the paper registrations proper follows. try as much as possible to make everything available. Look out for information pasted on walls. Follow instructions strictly. 6. Your Kits: During the registration, you will get all your kits (shirts, shorts and shoes). Use the marker to write your Code Number (CN) on them ‘sharp-sharp ” You will also be given a tag that will show your CN. That will be your ID Card temporarily. You take it everywhere in camp. You will be given a meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about NYSC food. 7. Duration: You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st day is the day you will be leaving the camp. 8. No Room For Casual Wears: Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on you. No room for casual wears. Parade/marching training starts immediately. The soldiers will not give you breathing space at all. You will have the first one that same Day One. Watch Out! people could be fainting on the Parade Ground. You won’t faint, calm down… So eat well. It’s the stress that causes their fainting. 9. Morning Regimented Programme: A small trumpet wakes you at 4am. Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground (PG) at 4:30am. You have your praise, worship and prayer the Christian and Muslim ways. After the morning admonitions, by 7am, breakfast follows! After eating, you will be called out again for the series of programmes lined up for you. Then you have your lunch. Rest a little and you are out again for evening parade. Then later your dinner. This will repeat itself everyday perhaps except on Sunday. 10. Hate The Food And Feed Yourselves At Your Costs: You may not like the food. You can always go to the Mammy Market (MM) i.e the Camp Market to fill your ‘tank’ with delicacies at your cost. 11. Stealing: Stealing is prevalently prevailing at the Camp. This is ‘legalised’. They can steal anything. Be wise. 12. Soldiers: Please i beckon on you all to respect and obey them. although they are not permitted to beat you, however, they can punish you. No walking, its all jogging when they call you. Don’t prostrate or kneel down greeting a soldier. Do it the soldier way. They could be friendly anyway. 13. Allawe: Your first allowance (#19, 800) will be given to you in the camp, and it will be in cash. All other ones will be through the bank. You will also get Bicycle Allowance. 14. Photography: Photographers are going to be everywhere ready to snap you, please be prudent in spending. 15. By Now Your Done With Camp And Going To Your Place Of Primary Assignment: You will be posted from the camp to where you will work. The place you work in is called your Place of Primary Assignment (PPA). Hear this: most Corps members, I mean about 90% of the Corpers will be posted to schools (especially primary and secondary schools). Only VERY FEW will be posted to the universities, polytechnics and Colleges. Please! Don’t lobby for your posting. Don’t pay anybody for assistance. Pray rather than pay. Gone are the days when Corps Members are posted to Banks and Co. Receive the shocking or expected postings as you receive your letters with joy. It’s a clarion call to service; that’s what dey call it. 16. Transportation Out Of Camp: When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to go to is your PPA. If you are identified with the Fellowship in camp, you may first report at the temporary lodge they will provide. Then you could report at your PPA later same day or the following day. Please, when you leave the camp, home- sweet-home will be on your mind, having been used up in the camp. But please, don’t go home straight. Please! Very few of your employers (i.e. PPAs) will send down vehicles to convey you from the camp to their workplaces. Private and some Govt higher education institutions do. The Fellowship too make arrangement for you at your cost. Commercial transporters will likely be available at the gate too. Be wise. 17. Accommodation At PPA: You don’t know anybody in Benue or Kogi! Where will you sleep on the first day? The Fellowship may give you a temporary accommodation pending the time you will have to get yours. You could be lucky if your employer gives you a room. Many of them don’t give Corpers accommodation anyway. So be prepared to rent one at your cost. Your first ‘allowee’ which you received in the camp is already going down! 18. Clearance: This is why you don’t have to go home straight. Your registration (clearance) at the NYSC Office in the Local Govt you will be posted to is important. Failure to complete it before going home is the beginning of your problem. He may begin to have problems with his subsequent monthly allowances. Do all registrations first. Then you can take permission to go home. Long process! You will know why it’s so. Well, I hope these few tips will go a long way.

Zeeenas:

Noted. Enjoy d rest of ur day

Thanks.. And you too.. Hope you're back to Abj..

goodyboo:

hilsocial:



Exactly, fresh vegetables and fruits thats it for me.


Tanx.

Definitely.... That's vei Good for your health...

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mention me if you are not on list.

hayzed2:


Then go and get one. Thanks..
Health is wealth

I wont. Thanks. Health is wealth

goldenone:
Awwwwwwwwww! Some people will love this!

Who are the some people?

hayzed2:


Thanks for your time.
On a final note, eat well, take lots of fresh fruits and vegetables.
And always go for regular medical checks.
I love you all
Have a nice day....

thanks too.
you have educated us well.
God bless u.

Sanchez01:
Who are the some people?

They know themselves!

goldenone:

And what makes you think am not practical mtschw! If you are neither a doctor nor a medical student don't just go there

You're a Ladokite right.... I've been to your school and I know how ill-equipped you are, especially when it comes to practical thingy... Don't hide under the shades dear....

hayzed2:


Thanks.. And you too.. Hope you're back to Abj..

yes. Hw u take know say i travel

hayzed2:


Thanks.. And you too.. Hope you're back to Abj..

yes. Hw u take know say i travel

seun305:


when ur premises supports ur conclusion...its valid nt necessarily true.


just like ur e.g earlier, u had a valid/logical argument.

I would appreciate...if you could give an illustration of a valid argument that's not a fact.

zaFuhrer:
1. Prepare Your Mind: First and foremost, you need to prepare your mind that you are leaving home for a regimented life in the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately made stressful so as to prepare you for any challenge that may confront you outside the camp. You will not find it too comfortable, It’s a camp and not your Father’s house! Just be ready for anything. 2. Itemize All Your Needs Using A Scale Of Preference (very important ones first): 1. Very Important Ones a. Statement of Result b. School ID Card c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus is better than inadequacy) d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please) e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above items) NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B, and D above. The copies may be surplus. 2. Important Ones (For your Convenience) a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you the stress of ‘borrow-me’) b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts (You will be given two sets but you may not like the quality) c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber tennis shoes (for rainy days) d. Bathroom slippers and Dettol f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the camp but it will be more expensive) and a permanent marker g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent h. Bedsheet, towel and wrapper and two pairs of casual wear i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory) j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially for those that sweat) k. Waist bag (very very important for housing your phones, ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc) l. Novels m. Small-sized Torchlight/Rechargeable lamp (small one please) n. Your ATM card(s) o. Cooler cup and spoon p. Phone and charger q. Beverages r. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I believe you understand me s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash please depending on how you spend 3. Go Early: Please, no matter how close the camp might be to your street, enable to go early. If you are posted to a far state, go the day before the camp opens. They will allow you in. Going late will make you go through registration stress. Be warned! 4. Screening: The screening starts at the gate, where your loads are open and thoroughly search. They don’t want you to bring in prohibited items like iron, knives, bombs, etc. 5. Registration: The first registration will certainly be for hostel/ bedspace, where you;ll be given tags to identify with. Then the paper registrations proper follows. try as much as possible to make everything available. Look out for information pasted on walls. Follow instructions strictly. 6. Your Kits: During the registration, you will get all your kits (shirts, shorts and shoes). Use the marker to write your Code Number (CN) on them ‘sharp-sharp ” You will also be given a tag that will show your CN. That will be your ID Card temporarily. You take it everywhere in camp. You will be given a meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about NYSC food. 7. Duration: You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st day is the day you will be leaving the camp. 8. No Room For Casual Wears: Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on you. No room for casual wears. Parade/marching training starts immediately. The soldiers will not give you breathing space at all. You will have the first one that same Day One. Watch Out! people could be fainting on the Parade Ground. You won’t faint, calm down… So eat well. It’s the stress that causes their fainting. 9. Morning Regimented Programme: A small trumpet wakes you at 4am. Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground (PG) at 4:30am. You have your praise, worship and prayer the Christian and Muslim ways. After the morning admonitions, by 7am, breakfast follows! After eating, you will be called out again for the series of programmes lined up for you. Then you have your lunch. Rest a little and you are out again for evening parade. Then later your dinner. This will repeat itself everyday perhaps except on Sunday. 10. Hate The Food And Feed Yourselves At Your Costs: You may not like the food. You can always go to the Mammy Market (MM) i.e the Camp Market to fill your ‘tank’ with delicacies at your cost. 11. Stealing: Stealing is prevalently prevailing at the Camp. This is ‘legalised’. They can steal anything. Be wise. 12. Soldiers: Please i beckon on you all to respect and obey them. although they are not permitted to beat you, however, they can punish you. No walking, its all jogging when they call you. Don’t prostrate or kneel down greeting a soldier. Do it the soldier way. They could be friendly anyway. 13. Allawe: Your first allowance (#19, 800) will be given to you in the camp, and it will be in cash. All other ones will be through the bank. You will also get Bicycle Allowance. 14. Photography: Photographers are going to be everywhere ready to snap you, please be prudent in spending. 15. By Now Your Done With Camp And Going To Your Place Of Primary Assignment: You will be posted from the camp to where you will work. The place you work in is called your Place of Primary Assignment (PPA). Hear this: most Corps members, I mean about 90% of the Corpers will be posted to schools (especially primary and secondary schools). Only VERY FEW will be posted to the universities, polytechnics and Colleges. Please! Don’t lobby for your posting. Don’t pay anybody for assistance. Pray rather than pay. Gone are the days when Corps Members are posted to Banks and Co. Receive the shocking or expected postings as you receive your letters with joy. It’s a clarion call to service; that’s what dey call it. 16. Transportation Out Of Camp: When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to go to is your PPA. If you are identified with the Fellowship in camp, you may first report at the temporary lodge they will provide. Then you could report at your PPA later same day or the following day. Please, when you leave the camp, home- sweet-home will be on your mind, having been used up in the camp. But please, don’t go home straight. Please! Very few of your employers (i.e. PPAs) will send down vehicles to convey you from the camp to their workplaces. Private and some Govt higher education institutions do. The Fellowship too make arrangement for you at your cost. Commercial transporters will likely be available at the gate too. Be wise. 17. Accommodation At PPA: You don’t know anybody in Benue or Kogi! Where will you sleep on the first day? The Fellowship may give you a temporary accommodation pending the time you will have to get yours. You could be lucky if your employer gives you a room. Many of them don’t give Corpers accommodation anyway. So be prepared to rent one at your cost. Your first ‘allowee’ which you received in the camp is already going down! 18. Clearance: This is why you don’t have to go home straight. Your registration (clearance) at the NYSC Office in the Local Govt you will be posted to is important. Failure to complete it before going home is the beginning of your problem. He may begin to have problems with his subsequent monthly allowances. Do all registrations first. Then you can take permission to go home. Long process! You will know why it’s so. Well, I hope these few tips will go a long way.

[b]

Cc: Babatawa blessedgurl Stancity Jemimaa01 goodyboo majidyusuf Ademasta Iykebest1 ifeanyija Zeeenas Sydneyboss Hilsocial Deracathy Donpsymon Thespark Haliluck Allsmyles whizqueen Sambest2 Shawwal1 Idee91 Rmfunky Xcozee Gazaliah dossylvanus Benebaby77 Kbs468 Chikaodili345 Goldeone Prettyface Horladmejy Ellagoldy Ayima Annybens1993 Beamborla KeriBaby Kogistan IamYhudii Hadassaheke Pweetyface iykebest1 Sugarcoated Venom104 Haywire1 Blym Burantashii emerich kunlesufyan Starlight101 Harinholar chomytex Mzmeeday Aare2050 adusco Joyce21 muhyideenabdul zaFuhrer noordean prodiG Elmisti maeridee omitooguns Armynu Raylight2 Eseohe23 Dolafunmi golddeejay Macbukky93 tk4life Rajosh Hardeywhummie dubylhover omavicky pretty050 Naughtylagosguy Princeparix Emlina Olami90 Ekeneluvsu Estyble Kunle106 Lagusta Nikkyzeee Sinbad2 Wamenzy Chimajii Kingdamzy Adakoleagbenu Donxab Roqrules04 Wreetah Folabimi Chinweukamaka SirMalik Mistersle3m naughtylagosguy elemhusny Oduok StarryV amii131 orlahtohbadt Kookny Marcelinho Jglad LifeIsGuhd owhizkid Sanchez01 seun305 postingnysc flex12 bharkarh Paulpaulpaul Princesszainab Mobi18 haykayjay COOLESTAL Doublelady orogodoganyin idirect Faithluv5 mekstaniac Solomonodimegwu gallery0519 kam4r JibrilJunior easysam14 debeejay Shegofams ssholiyz Olurote ViktaSlim whoViktaSlim Ene4real sod09 SPDAZZY cisca53 hayzed2 saxwizard hola106 Legend4life Jimohllife MsFaith Kinolas henrixx brownice1 Danfemi Danfemi phummite01 Doxie69 69Missedcalls Fireandice wallexak Danator anthony8888 jatau7 kobIsiAbuncha Cousim IsiAbuncha jaziridon mustymatic sammy2310 Debris chemss whodohgeepee Surulere2 somito121 wailing Whytdot Onyeka32 goody1shoe73 Samapoh Uniqueness01 tonyx4x44 TITANIUM247 Holumiedey lawlarDee maximilian19 jamislaw Snowflake002 slimBinzaid Lizzyuk cdsloane Wumipaul Adeyemi0 Aallyshegzee144 Iwant2know nonsom cychioma Polystyrene1 nekkysugar ysekina KingJB christay kutimhemhe Soyedele1 Graceovereffort mukhcech Sapphire06 biggie023 Mrbllymer Ojemedad Neduzze5 darazonian [/b]

KeriBaby:
Hehehe

Ur own dey ur body

Uniport spose paste am abi

zaFuhrer:


I wont.
Thanks.
Health is wealth

lol

goodyboo:
thanks too.

you have educated us well.

God bless u.

God bless you too and my regards to your boo... Donpsymon.

Zeeenas:

yes. Hw u take know say i travel
yes. Hw u take know say i travel

I am your close ally ... A friend to everyone.

Welcome back anyways

hayzed2:


God bless you too and my regards to your boo... Donpsymon.

yea,thanks

He wee hear.

hayzed2:


You're a Ladokite right.... I've been to your school and I know how ill-equipped you are, especially when it comes to practical thingy... Don't hide under the shades dear....

Of course!!! People like you get deceived by what you see! However i'll have you know that despite the fact that everything is not available for learning, LAUTECH still gives birth to a whole lot of intellectuals! Don't be deceived! I've been to so many places where the few LAUTECH students there have proved their worth! It's good you are lecturing on nutrition tho! Am delving into that path for my post graduate studies! Thanks

hayzed2:


I am your close ally ... A friend to everyone.
Welcome back anyways

Afraid wanted 2 catch mi. Thanks

lol

hayzed2:


Itz my pleasure.... My regards to Sammie2310

goodyboo:
yea,thanks

He wee hear.

Itz moi pleasure dear.

Have a lovely day...

goldenone:

They know themselves!

Thought you would direct it at me... Keribaby, please go already. Let the true contestants for 3k know themselves

goldenone:

Of course!!! People like you get deceived by what you see! However i'll have you know that despite the fact that everything is not available for learning, LAUTECH still gives birth to a whole lot of intellectuals! Don't be deceived! I've been to so many places where the few LAUTECH students there have proved their worth! It's good you are lecturing on nutrition tho! Am delving into that path for my post graduate studies! Thanks

That's true tho... But those people you see out there equipped themselves after school... My dear, you can do better..... Itz my pleasure Anyways..

Zeeenas:

Afraid wanted 2 catch mi. Thanks

Hope you had a mosquito free night... Just decode n don't blow the trumpet lol

seun305:
lol

Why are you making jest of keribaby boo

hayzed2:



That's true tho... But those people you see out there equipped themselves after school... My dear, you can do better..... Itz my pleasure Anyways..

Just like i have been, I am and am still going to continue equipping myself cos whoever attends LAUTECH and only rely on lecturers as well as la cram la pour! I pity such set of people! Some of them will end up with first class or 2:1 and will end up being unable to prove it! Thanks again! So are you a nutritionist?

Sanchez01:

Thought you would direct it at me... Keribaby, please go already. Let the true contestants for 3k know themselves

ademasta:
Greetings to everyone! And to the ladies, how many of you honoured the "noBra day" yesterday? If you are sure you honoured it let's see the picture evidence... Patiently waiting for the #No cloth day, for ladies only!#... That day ehn, e get people wey I go like visit...people like them mobi18, keribaby, goldenone, wreetah, blessedgurl...as in, me and my goons, tk4life, Harinholar, donasere, iykebest, marcelinho, jatau7, isiabuncha and co go visit them for hot afternoon...hehehe..but na only me go fit see somtin sha cos the others go don cover dia faces with WHITE SPECTACLES. DonPsymon for follow us but you knw say him just marry last week and e nor fit leave goodyboo like dat. BTW i am not sure Elmisti sells weed anymore, cos I can feel the normalcy in here... Or probably Aregbesola is owing most of his clients! Sammy23ten, Babatawa, 2el, Shawaal1 and Mistabiola nko? I have missed them a lot... They are my respected men of erudition and high sense of humor. Hajiyya Zeeenas, i see u without using microscope... Aare2050 nko? Irunmole oko Allsmyles! Kbs468, na oga nla be that! TheSpark! Name wey sound as if electric wires dey short-circuit. Faithluv5 and whodohgeepee ooo! Where una dey o? Xcozee and Hilsocial, una head dey dia! And again, who dey follow me go ONDO STATE...Akure on point?!

hw far padi mi

seun305:


philosophy and logic

Yes 100 level days