tchidi: RuShing to the law court to swear affidavit*

That I was born on 01 April 1990
That my birth certificate was washed away during the last flood in Kogi state.

Signed, Commissioner for oath!

*slips him rumpled 500 naira*

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if ur talkin abt "natural", no2 has more makeup on. no1 is almost natural

googlepikin: Then later in the future una go say make I contribute money for him cos he has gone bankruptcy. *3rd mainland bridge traffic things*

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Looolllllll. Osinachuku U̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥̊ not serz Oº°˚˚°ºooh

donroxy: Only God knows how many times u have fallen for it or u would fall for it simply cuz the dude is not gonna call it any of the line but while @ it.........u re fulfiling @least all or one of the line......!!!

. Ai haven't fallen for any of dem! Actually am still a virgin. And "if" am gonna av sex soon, its gon take more dan those crazy lines 2 see my pant let alone av sex wit me.

Laitesmart:
all? Seen or heard? Hmmmm! You must be vastly experienced!

hahahaaahhhaaa....... No be small "EXPERIENCE"

Kaii!!!!!!!!!!! Ds is sad