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Things Dey really happen.









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Things Dey really happen.









Check my profile to read challenging real life stories

1972xy:
Black mamba.....
Poisonous beast.

Thats not black mamba sir

MrCuteking:
After a great fall comes great turnaround. You’ll surely bounce back.

Thanks for the kind words

Eboski:
Following …… this epistle

Gat you

onlinestaff2020:
Super Story as usual.
Is this not the same guy that was sacked in an Arab country, with multiple stops at the airport, problem with his former place of work, had an encounter with kidnappers in Nigeria and finally dishing out burutashi diickk wahala?

You no get work, oga!

Did you miss the part were I said someone shared the story with me ?

Hmmm

Part 3.







I woke up after some time( I can’t really tell how long I was out for) I woke up, seeing almost all of my neighbors in my room, Talking and suggesting for the next course of action. I couldn’t see the girl I brought home, maybe she left I can’t really tell.



I called my friend to come towards the bed, and I whispered “baba wetin they happen?” And he replied saying “ when you been faint, I begin to shout for help, na everybody gather”


A nurse that own a pharmacy in my street was invited to come help out.


//://:/ ABOUT THIS NURSE//://:/

This nurse one lived in the same compound where I stay.
She usually come to my flat to charge her phone whenever I turned on my generator. One faithful evening, this nurse came to charge her phone as usual. Some of my guys came to visit me that same evening, everything was going on smoothly until my guys left my residence when I noticed the nurse’s phone was missing. Which kind wahala be this.



I went to her room, i asked her if she came around to pick up her phone and she said no. I dialed the number but it was switched off. She got really mad at me and she thought I stole her phone. She even reported me to the landlord and threatened to pack out, which she later did some months back. Ever since we have been like cat and dog.



///:::/ BACK TO MY ROOM//;::/

My John Thomas was still standing strong, the nurse came to my room and friend narrated the whole incidence to her, and she suggest I try cum to relieve some tension in my d#ck, she also got some medicine which I took. Here comes the problem: how can I cum, masturbating can’t solve this problem, I don’t have any girlfriend or friends with benefits.



Part 4 coming up shortly.

Lawship:
I hope it ends well [i][/i]

Let’s see how it goes

Ballzproblem2:
any narration that has part one and two ,I feel is fake ,and lose interest ,bye.

Ok sir

illicit:
Fearless and bullet plus burantashi

If I hear say u no die

Part 2 is out

3nity7:
Super Story, but continue

Part 2 is out

Tallesty1:
E go pain me f the person no later die

Part 2 is out

ahnie:
As light nor dey,make I use your series to while away time

Part 2 is out

ObiciousBoss:
Following

Part 2 is out

sunnymighty:
Following

Part 2 is out

Dfynboi:
Following

Part 2 is out

Carmanbiz:
Ok

Part 2 is out

Part 2.










It was very difficult to breath, I told the lady to get me some water from my fridge, she rushed to get the water. After drinking , I felt some relieve in my chest and I started getting back to normal.


The lady was looking at me like I was acting some Bollywood can of sh#t. She asked me if we could continue and I said yes.
We continued our royal rumble, everything was fine not until the heartache came back on. This time it came with a very erect and painful D#ck. OMG, what should do? I called my friend, the same guy who I had called some hours back to join me in my quest.

He quickly came around, he brought some low-fat milk and palm oil for me. I drank the milk and some of the palm oil. I was having some relieve in my chest but my JOHN THOMAS was still Erect.

My friend suggested we continue with the royal rumble (if you know what I mean),we continued. My friend was watching us like we are some p0rn stars. I was laying on the bed facing up, with a belly filled with milk and palm oil. And the lady on top, going easy on me.


My friend was insisting she go hard and fast on me, I was trying to signal the lady to stop because I could feel a sharp pain on my D#ck and chest, but she she wasn’t looking at me. I felt so paralysis and I think I tripped off.


Part 3 coming up shortly.

If you want to be notified when it drops. Leave a comment and I will tag you in the next post.

ahnie:
As light nor dey,make I use your series to while away time

Enjoy

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PART 10. The end.


I was seated, watching these guys when it done on my that I was about to be scammed. What should I do I asked my self, I had no other option that to get down from the vehicle, not minding the fact that I have spent a lot of money paying for all of these seats.

Luckily enough, there was a market, more like a busy area just in front of where all of this was happening. I went straight to that market, I saw a lady who had a shop there. I explained the whole of my experience to her.

She was very remorseful, I knew I could trust her, she made some phone calls and her husband came around. Luckily enough, we spoke the same local language that made things very easy for me.

They asked me if I wanted to spend the rest of the day in an hotel and travel the next day, I said no but insisted on traveling that same day. The man drove me to a proper bus station, I thanked him so much, I also got his number.

For the first time in a week, I had proper rest of mind. I slept off throughout the journey. I arrived at my destination in one peace. My parents were very happy, I did cry tears of joy. It was a long experience.

I’m happy to be alive, if I can survive all of this situations, you can also survive anything you are going through. Thanks for reading through.

A fellow nairalander sent in this story through a voice message. I will do my best to narrate it by text.

Part 1

My name is John. I got back from work on a Friday evening, I was on a bike to my residence when I remembered I did not cook a day before, I literally had no food at home, I told the Okada man to drop me off at a roadside restaurant in my street. After eating egusi soup and 2 wraps of Santana, I was full, and that should carry me till Saturday morning when I planned to cook.

I left the restaurant, I was contemplating of going to the nearest Ashawo joint or just go back home and do soapy. Going to the ashawo joint felt like a better plan. So, quickly rushed home to shower and put my place in order just in case I bring one of the ashee to my residence for away match(if you know what I mean). I got home, showered and I called my gee to meet me up at the joint, he told me he wasn’t free. WE MOVE REGARDLESS

The joint was just in the next junction, I was on my way when I saw this light skinned girl standing alone, she was very pretty and sexy too. I knew she was working at the joint, I walked up to her. I asked “how you Dey na fine girl” and she replied with a gorgeous smile saying “ I am fine o”. We had a brief discussion and we agreed on a fee.

I got some bottles of fearless and bullets. When we got to my residence I told her to get comfy while I turn on the generator.



/:/::/ A DAY BEFORE. //:/::

I saw an Aboki selling all forms of man-power on a wheel barrow. I got 2 packs, I don’t usually last long in bed so I was thinking this should be my support system till I get over the “1 Minute man madness”.


/:::/;//BACK IN MY ROOM WITH-THIS GIRL. /://:/:/

After having some random conversations with her, I took one bottle of fearless and bullet to my room. I mixed it, I mixed it together with the sex enhancer I got the previous day. I drank the bullet/fearless/burantashi mix. While sipping my mix, I was feeling some kind of way, I should have stopped but the stubborn me kept going. I finished the mix and I went back to meet the girl. She was all smiley as usual. It was time, time to play the first match, we were doing the usual when I felt I sharp pain in my chest. I should have stopped but the stupid me did not. We continued not until the sharp pain came back on, I couldn’t breath properly, I was feeling very dizzy, my legs and hands were shaking so bad.



Part 2 coming up shortly.

If you want to be notified when it drops. Leave a comment and I will tag you in the next post.

Spanishmilf:
What about your international passport? Document
Luggage
You just abandoned that??

It was held in ikoyi passport office for renewal. For the hand luggage I did not get it

The governors had argued that there is a need to to correct the regional imbalance in the PDP Hmmm



Anyway do you want to read my story ?
How I lost everything in just 7 Days. Check the thread on my profile


Grab some coke and popcorn. You will definitely enjoy it

onlinestaff2020:
The Op is just trying to be imaginative with loads of fictional events clustered together and thereby relating it as a real life personal experience.



Last Line*******It's not a real story, take it or leave it... Cheers!!!

Believe what ever you want sir

ahnie:
Op sorry for all you went thru.

Thanks for the kind words

culf:
waoooo, speechless