I dislike it when people do this. You are trying to teach people your language but later on they'll use that against you cause you'll have no secrets. People will respect you more when they know less about you not when they know everything about you.
Our people can be daft sometimes

SavageResponse:


These days it's necessary if you don't want people to accuse you of buying your baby from a baby factory

Nah! It's show off. Why didn't they show it when they were still pregnant? Why is it always when the baby has been born?

Oko bi in my language means p*nis gave birth to it

Congratulations to her

how did he get amongst the fans in the first place - that's a security risk

Lordsugar:
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so many insane people in this nation

This looks like a skit. If he had already packed his bag and was leaving why are they telling him to leave? Why telling him to leave when he was already on his way out? And why are they recording the act? Who needs to see the eviction?

AmalaAtiEwedu:

Did you see nostrodamus prophecy that said you and you family won’t amount to anything?
i wonder why he was specific about you.

What do they mean by super.eagles captain? Former captain! He is no longer in the team

When I saw KSA's name my heart skipped until I saw the full caption. Chai!

Baba go live long oh!

Bruno3000:
I disagree oga. World cup is world cup, euro is euro. The difference clear. If them call meeting of world cup winners, u won't be allowed to attend. Assistant GOAT.

Assistant GOAT

At least he is a GOAT

So this woman is just 50

Merry100:
Someone is targeting me, and I don't know who it is, but it seems to be related to a shop. I recently reopened this particular shop. It is in a good location, situated beside the main road, but I had previously closed it out of frustration. The shop was burgled and all my valuable gadgets were stolen. It has not even been three months since I renovated the shop, brought in new gadgets, and reopened it, but someone has been trying to burgle it again.

Yesterday, we discovered that someone tried to break into the shop, the person also tampered with the signboard on top of the shop roof, causing it to face downwards.

Also, a man came to the shop yesterday and placed a large order for different foods and various drinks, which exceeded what was available, he said he needed it for a party. While my other staff were in the kitchen area preparing more food for him, he sent the staff who was supposed to serve the food on an errand, and she left without informing anyone, I don't know if she was under a spell or if she was just licking his feet.

When the man realized that he had successfully distracted all of them, he started pretending to be in a hurry. My sister decided to assist by putting the available food into disposable plates, and in the process, the man stole her phone and fled.

A lot has been happening lately. My staff had previously informed me that on the first day the shop was reopened, they saw a nylon bag full of poo in front of the shop and disposed of it.

My sister has been very cold and down since yesterday. Apart from the fact that the stolen phone is expensive, there are important documents on it. I tried hard to suppress my emotions, but seeing my sister in distress because of me made it impossible to hold back my tears.

She didn't even need to be in my shop yesterday. It was Monday and I needed to take foodstuffs to the shop, but I begged her to help me because I had an early morning appointment with a client at the office.

Even my car was tampered with. She parked it outside the shop in its usual location, but there were signs that someone had tried to break into it. It seems like someone is deliberately trying to frustrate me to the leave the shop.

It's a spiritual matter. Seek spiritual solution. MFM isa good start

amstamon:
Mr macaroni is number 1! He's well compose and doesn't do the funny face thing. Only God knows how he's able to bring big names to his comedy skit like fashola and sanwolu. I won't be supprise if tinubu appears on his skit.

Secondly I wil choose lawyer layi as my number .he is creative and his skits are kinda filled with intellectual rhymes.

My number 3 goes to josh2funny. He is very creative and the ony skit maker to have appear on AMERICA GOT TALENT SHOW

Has fashola starred in his skit before?

Mr Macaroni

Franking:
Something is really wrong with that boy! Al Ahli have signed Ivan Toney. No club from Europe's top five can buy him until next transfer window.

And his relationship with Napoli is irredeemable broken. He won't play for at least five months.

it's spiritual

illicit:
Renowned....?


RIP

I wonder o. I watch films a lot both yoruba and english and i cannot remember ever seeing him in any film. May his soul rest in peace

robosky02:
NFF unveils Super Eagles list for AFCON qualifiers




https://dailypost.ng/2024/08/27/nff-unveils-super-eagles-list-for-afcon-qualifiers/

Victor Osimhen (unattached)

naptu2:
Lagos Deputy Governor's Office @DeputyLagos

You won't believe this. When I saw the picture I thought that's the Lagos State governor. I now read the caption and when I saw deputy governor I didn't believe until I went back to look at the picture well and saw that truly it was the deputy governor. They dress alike

he should go and beg Finidi

Who is that musician and how was he able to access your song/idea? Dey play

Ellupee! 78! Awon osinwin eniyan!

See stupid talk. Meaning you were not listening to Nigerians previously

Sleep well sir

Racoon:
No African especially a Nigerian airport deemed fit by ICAO to be reckoned with as part of the world’s best. Humn! So much for development in Africa.

Nigeria ke? When even Heathrow and Gatwick are not on the list. Even JFK is not there

This is why the country will never get better. Too much wickedness! A lot of people out there wish evil on others just because they are jealous and frustrated that their own life is not doing well. I just don't get it. Why transfer your frustration on other people? Wicked people everywhere

LeeSmart:
how old is osimhen?

26 is already old for a footballer

The guy made a huge mistake by signing an extension to his contract. He should have left when the ovation was loud. Now his value is on the decline and age is not really on his side. Instead of having numerous suitors, only Chelsea are on his case.

His spat with Finidi hasn't helped his case also. I pray he gets signed

Lie! Nobody will fire you because of that. The joke is not even funny

I can't understand why and when they started to attach the number of his position to his name. Emir of Kano be Emir of Kano. Which one be "the 16th Emir of Kano"

Bia Nulu