₦airaland Forum

sekxy:
lol..next available flight to O town! !

Wow! Tot it was lagos tinz lemme come ad spray yu money ad dance with yu till the break of dawn.

sekxy:
Thanks alot. .I appreciate

Wherez the party @?

jaksmillioniar:
guy stop dis I put dis for queensexy not for stupid talk ok

Ok sir!Am Sorry jaksmillioniar the prudent manager

jaksmillioniar:
guy did u see dangote givin money anyow am not a stingy guy but I plan a lot wen am wit my girl I spent a lot I spend wit sence am sure her bobo will spoil her

Sorry mr Alhaji aliku dangote the planner..I nor call yu stingy oo..Just dat i think say yu get mind to spend money based on yur name but I nono say yu be correct planner wey dey use ruler measure yam.

IamLEGEND1:
the thing just weak me.

Omo when be rokia2 birthday?Dat wan na cathedral I go build worship dat her round yansh

jaksmillioniar:
guy lol is not easy d fact am rich doesnt mean I spent it anyow am a planner

Hahaha!Ohk,then change ur name from jaksmillioniar to Jaksthouzaniar or jaksplanner..
If yu luv gel sotey yu open thread nor amount shuld be too much to give moreover 20k na small money.

IamLEGEND1:
Exactly how many birthday threads have been created for one person?
I've seen like 4 so far. I think one even made the FP.
So, is it because you didn't see the others or you just needed a bigger playground for your own brand of ass-worship?

Lols @ a bigger playground for yur own brand of ass worship..Abeg free the guy joor
Nairalanders nogo kii person with laugh..Make I run open my own shrine sorry birthday thread go worship sekxy yansh.

jaksmillioniar:
hahahaha guy av don dat not at my old age if I sent money wat I get in return d best tin is my prayer.

Lol..Giving has nothing to do with age..The more yu get older the more yu give sef,ad must yu get sumtin in return when yu give?if she needs prayer she gogo mountain of fire go collect prayer..Just send the sekxy babe 20k to manage for her birthday.

sekxy:
oga mi thanks alot!!

Happy birthday madam sekxy.

jaksmillioniar:
u deserves it dear tho am angry wit u cos wat u did against me was sad and bad. but as ur birthday I still wish u gud things of life flex well today

Which wan be I wish yu good tinz of life ad flex well today?Oga Send her money wey she go use flex buy good tinz of life..Abi yu no be jakmilloniar?
Sekxy send me ur akkant number let me credit it for yu as a perfect gentle man if he doznt send yu money..

horsepower101:
Unity without Justice and Fairness is False and Forced. After all these unity parade, what happens after. We go back to tolerating injustice?

You made the best comment here.

Mumu gel..She fit be sarrki compatriot sister but sarki sister no fit fine like dis im sister must be one black, ugly gel.

efighter:
Yes, everywhere you go, you see Biafrans in their prisons convicted for drug trafficking, human trafficking, prostitution, robbery, kinapping and other crimes

Talk true the news pain ur cone head reach brain.

Yyeske:
How is New Delhi you this Indian jew

Burkinafasuan zombie..How wagadugou?

emmyspark007:
Lol.
See this almajiri go and deport them na
Its likely you are an illegal immigrant in naija sef, probably from niger, chad or sudan

Yeske iz from burkinafaso

Mynd44:
In my mind

1. The military has the right to go about an operation anywhere
2. Citizens do not have the right to mount road blocks or throw stones and other object at military men because if you do that, you are no longer civillians but combatants
3. The military should respond appropriately to issues, dont turn live ammunitions against people pelting stones at you. Thats excessive and disproportionate use of force
4. The whole thing was badly managed by both sides

But yu were among those rejoicing ad celebrating when the army opened fire on people.

Jail those fools in the midst of men on viagra Den dem go know the sweetness of prick.

I have the song..My uncle sent me the song.

ZorGBUooeh:
Hahahahaha!I pity the toto that mouth go give head im go carry totophygonocolosis.

Lol

Amarabae:
but why do we keep hearing stories of human skull crimes in ogun?
Is it recession or poverty that caused the cannibals trading human skulls?

Hahaha!Don't tell any one pls keep dis a secret..My intell informed me that by 2022 all yorubas in ogun will start using skull as means of payment..money won't be allowed anymore.. Dats the reason for the high demand for skull.

Adiola:
ukwa dagbue NNE gi

Hahahahahah!Badt sumborry..Translation..UKWA fall on ur MUMA..HAHAHAHA!

humilitypays:
what Awolowo stopped was not food from the north my friend! Instead they used their status as the internationally recognized state then to barricade Biafra from getting access to food and by changing the Nigerian currency so that Biafra cannot use it to import food from foreign countries since Biafran currency then wasn't recognized by the international community.

The north can't even feed themselves talk less of feeding another region. Most of the food we consume in Nigeria are imported!

You can't feed a nation with large population like Nigeria using traditional farming method the north uses....you will need completely advanced mechanized farming like the one Netherland uses to be the number 1 in agricultural production in the world not mere local Aboki farming

What Nigeria need is technology not land mass to be able to feed the nation. With technology, we can use 1 hecter of land to produce what u can't produce in 1million hecters

See schooling..You just took dat wiseoldman back to school.

madridguy:
The disciples of the coward terrorist, Kanu.

Madrid gay yu are still here misyarning..Zombie tamer is around oo..Yu better run for cover cos he takes no Zombie prisoner.

ZombieTAMER:
A nonentity has no opinion

So yu min that tolexander is a nonentity?Keep slaying dem ZOMBIES biko.

CharlotteFlair:
Useless drunkard of a woman! While little Zara is busy laundering her Fathers image, this saggy olosho is busy making more enemies for the dullard.



I can't even begin to imagine how the suicide bomber from Yola detests the sight of her in the villa.

Choi..yu delivered this punch to de liver

kingcypress:
Yam leg, albino, hunchback, urine lickers, brainwashed individuals, flat heads, potor-potor republic, terrorists, developers, etc

Yu guys have bin warned not to degrade Albinos but yu refused to listen, for that an albino will surely enter ur family then yu will learn to respect ur fellow human.

Benchuko1:
15 Top Scary Quotes of Muhammadu Buhari

1. "I will continue to show openly and inside me the total commitment to the Sharia movement that is sweeping all over Nigeria. God willing, we will not stop the agitation for the total implementation of the Sharia in the country.” - Buhari (News24, August 27, 2001)
2. "If what happened in 2011 should again happen in 2015, by the grace of God, the dog and the baboon will all be soaked in blood." - Buhari (Vanguard May 15, 2012)
3. “The last general election was anything but free and fair. The only political parties that could complain of election rigging are those parties that lacked the resources to rig.” - Buhar (First Speech after Military Coup, 31 December, 1983)
4. "No no no, Abacha did not steal Nigeria's money." - Buhari (10th Anniversary of Abacha's death)
5. "The declaration of state of emergency in three Northern states of Adamawa, Borno and Yobe is a grave injustice against the North." - Buhari (Liberty Radio, June 2, 2013)
6. "I live on borrowing. I borrowed from the banks to build the house in Daura and the one in Abuja and Kano. The bank then was Barclays, now Union Bank." - Buhari (The SUN Exclusive Interview, December 24, 2012)
7. “When the Niger Delta militants started their activities in the South-South, they were invited by the late President Umaru Yar’adua. An aircraft was sent to them and their leaders met with the late President in Aso Rock and discussed issues. They were given money and a training scheme was introduced for their members. But when the Boko Haram emerged in the north, members of the sect were killed”. - Buhari (Liberty Radio, Kaduna May 14 2012)
8. "Muslims should only vote those who will promote Islam. We are more than the Christians if you add our Muslim brothers in the West."- Buhari (Liberty Radio Kaduna, 2003)
9. “This campaign is the third and last one for me; since, after it, I will not present myself again for election into office of the president.” – Buhari (April, 2011 at the Int'l Conference Centre, Abuja)
10. "I'll stabilize oil market if elected." - Buhari (Channels TV Interview, 2014)
11. “Why should Christians be concerned when Muslim cut off their limbs? After all, the limbs that are being cut off are Muslim ones and not Christian. So why should Christians bother about it?? – Buhari (Liberty Radio, Kaduna 2003)
12. "I will not have office of the first lady if I'm elected president.” – Buhari (2014)
13. "If There Is a repeat of the Civil War again, I will kill more Igbos to save the country." - Buhari (BBC Hausa Service, 2015)
14. “I can die for the cause of Islam if necessary. We are prepared to fight another civil war. We cannot be blackmailed into killing Sharia.” – Muhammadu Buhari (Freedom House, 2000)
15. I’ll make Naira equal in value to dollar." - Muhammadu Buhari (Vanguard, March 23, 2015)
Compiled by Slik Austin
NewsDay Reporters

Ooohhh! Yu forgot to add my wife Aisha belongs to the other room (2017)

ZombieTAMER:
If buhari said it
May you die a painful death in two days...

If buhari didn't say it
May I die this night

It is written.... So shall it be

Choi! Datz it..Yu no waste time atall yu don throw the zombie enter abyss sharp sharp

ZombieTAMER:
Is Nigeria United?
Unity here only means Niger delta oil
This useless contraption called Nigeria is a mirage

Buhari have made it clear that those regions that gave him 5% will not be treated like those that have him 97%..

He once said that Muslims should vote for only Muslims... thinking that Muslims are more in number which is a big lie

Buhari pointed out that those Fulani herdsmen attacking Nigerians are from Chad and Niger Republic...
So they are free to kill as they wish

The Fulani Nigerian army is only designated to annihilate unarmed Christians who seek referendum and restructuring

This country is not one
And can never be

Mr Zombie tamer yu just tamed dat ZOMBIE..I mean yu just bound the zombie..Pls thus him into the abyss.

Eastfield1:
Really.
I can't wait for Shakau to Go to The US Congress & protest, cos m quite sure he is aggrieved on why NG refused to hand over Boronu Islamic Caliphate peacefully over to Him

Chai! See answer wey yu give dat OLODO..Its like yu are an intellectual,spiritual underground savage.I wish I could dash yu two likes.

Kazim88:
An insider friend, A Northerner just declared to me that the Nigerian Government is mobilizing plan to deal with EU, US and UK decisively and if they refuse to comply they would be crushed.

That they are planning rally from all tribe including Igbo to force them to denounce IPOB

If that does not work, They would threaten to expel all UK and US firms and National in Nigeria.

If that does not work the would stop selling fuel to them.

I ask him if the government understand the consequences of this their action to common man economically and to us as a Nation.

He said they are the owner of Nigeria and Nobody can tell them what to do.

****

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaahh!Lmfho..
Laughing my flat head out..Funny yu

I heard nigeria will unleash dia legion of ZOMBIES against us ad uk.

meezynetwork:
Businessman kidnapper. This guy was greedy. You made a lot of money in kidnapping yet u couldn't leave that illicit trade. Well, everyday for thief, one day for the owner

True talk..I swear they should waste the greedy fool.