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Naijalanders, what is really going on?

So with all you typed, you no suck breasts.

Chai chai chai.

Chijeep:
Please help me(mature minds only)

After getting tired of the flaws discovered from most city girls I decided this mid-year to go my village to get a lady for marriage. And with the help of my cousin sister I was able to get this particular girl (Judith) and she agreed in the sense that she's also very much ready to settle down.

Everything was going perfectly so I decided to go and see her in person so that we can proceed to the next stage which I went and she introduced me to her mom.

Her mother's reaction showed that they both liked and welcomed me as a proposed inlaw. So we move on, and I came back to my Base to inform my dad and my dad didn't say No. And I let her know that everything is good at my own side too. That we're good to go.

So this faithful mind pressured me to test this girl's loyalty to me and the relationship (because atimes she used to say something like; guys use to approached her for marriage and she rejected).

So 1 day I used a fake fb account to chat her up and to cut the story short she said she's not in any relationship, nor married and she agreed to meet the other fake guy I used. She told the guy (because I asked if I could meet her people when I come) that they shouldn't rush things that it should be a gradual process.

And went ahead to send the guy her number and even her picture. But she told the guy that nothing like having s3x. And after there chat I confronted her myself saying that she failed my test and she fuvk up. Buh she started explaining but I was highly disappointed. And she went ahead to inform my cousin sister to apologise to me on her hehalf and also told her friend to chat me and apologise.

NOW MY COUSIN SISTER TOLD ME TO FORGIVE AND MOVE ON WITH HER BUT HER MOTHER IS NOW GETTING ANGRY AT ME THAT I OVER ACTED TO THE ISSUE.

PLEASE IS IT NOT A RED FLAG ENOUGH TO QUIT OR GET ANGRY OR WAS MY TESTING NOT NECESSARY AS HER FRIEND WAS EVEN SAYING THAT; WHO'S TESTING GIRLS LOYALTY IN THIS AGE OF LIFE.

Please I need a nice answers because I'm very much ready to settle down.

She stays in Abuja right?

mbok:
have lived in the FCT for more than 2 decades, we have never had it so bad. Schools have been on strike for three months now. In this administration, teachers have gone to strike more than 7 times within 2 years. Hospitals in FCT are in comatose state. No MRI machines, or CT Scan machine in the whole FCT hospital. Not even a functional dialysis machine in any FCT hospital. Primary health centers have shut down for more than 4 months now. Rural dwellers can't even afford basic life saving vaccines . No resident doctors for two years now. If you come to hospital later than 6:00 am in the morning, you will be turned back home because of inability of Wike to employ teaming number of doctors applying each day. His priority is to waste billions building vice president lodge, judges quarters, international conference center, scrapping and repainting of roads in the city center. Go to most settelite towns . Their is total government absence. The FCT have never had it so bad. All the settelite towns.... KUBWA, karu, Bwari, Gwagwalada, Zuba, Galadima, Ushafa, Nanya, Karshi, Orono, Jikwoi, Tungan Maji etc. Have been totally abandoned by the administration of Wike. Total zero government presence.

You are a liar, shame on you.

CodeTemplar:
Hutus(largely of and Rwanda backed) are using the welfare of same Tutsis they massacred in 1994 as a pretext to invade resource rich eastern DR Congo and grab resources rich land for exploitation and exploration.

Wrong wrong wrong.
You think Paul Kagame will help the Hutus, after what the tribe did to his tribal people.
Smiles

kingsceemark:
Yeye dey worry you, you don't know what God did to you, I'm a skinny guy too with over big gbola, and I like those extra huge women with big back side, so OP thank God for the way He created you

My guy well well. We gada dey the same ship.

Big big things ni mo like.

Zooposki:
Developed with Niger Delta oil money, while Niger Dekta be looking like a fvcking slum. Fvcking bastards.

Niger Delta Governor's and their National Assembly representatives are the Bastards.


Even those Bastards, I mentioned above visit Abuja, more than they stay in the Niger Delta.

Bastards

JikSneh:
Masturbation is more in the yaríba land because of the dirtiness of their ewedu munching ladies

Ogun lo ma pa e. Iwo eranko yi

otherway:
Another hopeless hungry Tinubu supporter spotted.

Before you say I be obidient just know that I'm an Educated yoruba man with a sound mind.

Tinubu is a curse to Nigeria and Nigerians and the miserable money he pays your type monthly is less than the money I use to buy a box of Roasted Almond.

That is to tell you how low you have brought yourself defending a failed government.

Even those suffering from Stockholm syndrome are way better than you.

As usual rants of a Mumu 'Obident' spotted.

Difrent:
Or Kenya since Africa stream is based there

Kenya whey Dem pick Nnamdi Kanu, na there David go dey.
Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Bliztzer:
Any body that dares to speak against tinubu is automatically an obidient. How foolhardy can you be for you to relent from wisdom?

The biggest fool I have seen so far are those who erroneously thought tinubu will do better than any his predecessors.

A Mumu 'Obident' spotted.
Get that Fu(K outta here.

Na Mumu like una dey take David Hundeyin serious.

Bliztzer:
Huh! Why does sycophancy smells around you people?

David is now olofo for saying the truth. Apc govt wants to silent any one that dare to speak out. I knew agbada can become kaki within 1 Yr. And not like tinubu is performing like he was hyped to be, so who is the real olofo now?

If you see evil and dare not speak about, be sure that the evil will come to you without warning.

A Mumu 'Obident' spotted

Difrent:
David either knew who he was working for or didn't. Like the American influencers who were accused of collecting money from Russian's RT news channel to spread misinformation claim they felt they were doing the right thing.

The Americans know these things because these are the kind of things they do . Eg. CIA funding Sahara reporters etc

Why He did it was because the west has rejected him.
MF Been seeking asylum for years now in the west without success especially after his Oxford misadventures. He can gladly get asylum in Russia now

Be like say the guy still dey holed up for Ghana

JimD:
Hunger don destabilise your 🧠. Go and arrest him na he's the cause of your life's disaster.

A Mumu 'Obident' spotted.

NSK4U:
David Hundeyin is everything your ancestors and future generation will only dream of becoming, until you can dream of getting to his level, continue dreaming, the lion's head is a vain wish for the dog, oponu

A Mumu 'Obident'spotted.

flyinnizam:
David is somebody but are u a somebody or nobody? who knows you?

A Mumu 'Obident' spotted.

This David too dey hype himself. Oga, we Sabi ur format, na only Obidents fit drink that sakamanje water jare.
Olofo David Hundeyin

Amalekki:


The guy is the best comic relief on Nairaland

Walai e.
I just dey laugh since.

Believeintruth:
we learnt it from you guys check out all the posts in Nairaland from 2015 it was Yorubas that started it, the truth is that you people have been doing this. What you are even doing now is called gaslighting, you keep projecting the same thing you people are doing on igbos, whereas the real antagonists and tribal people are you guys.

Your format has casted since, just go and rest and stop being stupid.

Rants of a wailing wailer.

Buhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha.

IPOB miscreant.

Believeintruth:
When you have nothing sensible to say you resort to insults as that is your forte. Look let me tell you that 1966 BS talk is already stale you hear. It is only a fool that continues with the same approach expecting different results

This act is common with most Igbo people, you will insult people first and when the person replies with the same energy, you dished out, you start claiming victim.

Run away, you wailing wailer.

Believeintruth:
But the tribalism things started way before the coup. Sardauna's famous BBC interview where he boldly defended his tribalist stance and Awolowo's influence on Ibadan lawmakers to cross carpet. Bros stop being stupid naaaaa.
Even the fact that we had three yoruba who participated in the coup you are trying to avoid that fact shows how foolish you are at trying to play smart, when you are not smart in the first place
Again a coup where an igbos senior officer in the name of Arthur Unegbe was killed and you say they introduced tribalism!!! Try get sense naaa.

Keep wailing like 'Bush Baby's

Believeintruth:
Ohhh really so Major Ademoyega, Captain GS Adeleke and Lt Fola Oyewole are igbos right. So Akintola's hate speeches in yoruba in 1965 following the sham elections in western region didn't cement tribalism in Nigeria abi!!! Oga stop being daft and dense.

Even the Operation wetting crisis was the main precursor to the coup. Once again stop being daft and dense. That excuse you are using to blame igbos is fast stale.

Na Mumu, you be.

The facts are there, which shows the Igbos actually did the 1st military coup and kick-started ethnicity into Nigeria.

Deal with it, una go wail tire.

Wailing wailers.

yom2:
tribalism, corruption and nepotism has always been there before d coup. Even that's one of the so called reasons by d coupist.

Lies.
The Igbos started this tribalism shit in Nigeria, when they did that military coup.
The so called reason by Nzeogwu and chief benefactor( Ironsi) were all excuses to justify the coup.

Believeintruth:
What tribalistic expoits let us start from there. You will get tired, because it is the same lie that you guys have been peddling that it has become it is fast becoming stale.

The 1st coup in Nigeria was done by the Igbos, na una start this tribalism wahala, whey dey affect Nigeria today.

Kenobsky:
Oga I love Yoruba oooo.I am Yoruba also I just want to create a drama out of it.
I'm Omo Luabi back and front.
May God bless Nigeria.

Lo wa fe ma shiwawu.
Je ki Ori e pe oh.

Omo iya mi, chop knuckle.

Yemidiya:
.. LOL... YOU WANNA USE DIS AND GET MY ATTENTION... AND AT THE END OF THE DAY NA TO SEND ME AZA MAKE I HELP YOU DO LITTLE CHANGE... ANYWAYS.. WHATS THE BIG DEAL ABOUT COMING FROM THE DIYA FAMILY WHEN AM ACTUALLY BORN A "DIYA", NA YOU E DEY FREAK COS YOU DIDNT EXPECT SOMEONE OF IMPORTANCE TO BE RRLATING WITH YOU... YOU ARE DEFINITELY STARSTRUCK, I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY... AM USED TO IT SINCE I WAS GROWING UP... I CAN INVITE YOU TO MY LATE COUSIN'S BURIAL(HON. WOLE DIYA) IF YOU DONT MIND.. AT LEAST IT WILL EXPOSE YOU TO SEEING MOST OF YOUR SENATORS, HOUSE OF REP MEMBERS THAT YOU SEE ON TV... WEY DEY FREAK YOU...

Make I drop my AZA?

Please type yes.
So you can credit me, I'm hungry.

Which local government are you from.