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@ 9-zeros tanx a bunch...na over correct guy u b

T.stone:
#Thinking#
I just woke up now. I dreamt I found mysef in a particular camp. All I cld see wz corps members in their khaki attire including my humble sef. My hands were inside my pocket as I dey bounce around d camp ground like person wey neva get problem b4. Suddenly, I saw a soldier standing n given out instructions to his platoon group. Then I walked up to him n asked him where I was.
Soldier: O'boyna Lasgidi camp be dis oh! Make una open ur eyez well well!(With a very thick voice)
Na I'm I say to masef say e don happen. I hapi sotey I no kno wen I giv d guy a knock on top his head!!!
As I dey waka still dey pose around na I'm I hear sme pipu dey call...
People: UNCLE T.STONE! UNCLE T.STONE!! UNCLE T.STONE!!!
As I turn make I c who dem be...u can't believe d pipu wey I c! Dem be my pipu on top dis thread for Nairaland ssha. A guy. N lady wey I no con kno wela dem be ssha. Maybe una all fit elp me now ssha. For d guy cld it be 9-zeros,luvola, dis nu guy...shakz wey just enta d thread or my cool handsome guy Moshoodn or any of this guys for here? And for d lady I no kno weda na shygal, Flairlady, BJ88(d only babe I wan take home to mama for this thread), sexy:ify(dt nu babe also), ebicon n al dis babes for here also?
Anyways I gave the guy a congratulatory handshake. As for the babe, trust Uncle nah I give her a warm hug sotey dt ma body sef dey feel shock!( I don anta am). Now, as I say make I adjust dey enjoy d whole tin na I'm I wake up from my DREAMLAND con find mysef for NAIRALAND!!!

na mosh b d guy so na coz as for me na oil tinz o.....@flairlady how u doin hope u wont mind joinin uncle t.stone?

moshoodn: But for light matters sha, them been dey try sha.

na for ur last year in skool lyt bin come make sense,aspa me na tdf i stay for ma final year...u sabi habib from mech eng?..u sabi any mech eng guy?

moshoodn: True yarn bro. . . Seems you've stayed in that town wella. . .
Or did you school there too?
I stayed around Bosso.

yea bro na mx i comot from o..dat town no try @ all

moshoodn: well, i don't intend serving in Niger. . .
Was just advertising to people about how nice the town is and could be.
I graduated from Niger, now i'm at home to serve.

mosh wot part of mx did u reside while skoolin??..dat town suck no b small..but in termz of quietness and peace mx z top draw u can even walk anytime of d day..datz ow peaceful it is :x

moshoodn: Since we are all cool.......

Who wanna serve in Minna, Niger state

Cool city;
constant light.
lil water scarcity.
close to Suleja and Abuja.
so many "chicks".
And lots more!!!!!!

Lemme know if you are interested!

guy u really funny o,mx= wack city

Shygal: Owk. Tnx dear..

goodmornin o, are u always online or dream land pushed u away diz early..wotz d story

9-zeros:
Wow. a few comments got me tinkin. How did we get here? Firstly shakz callin me 'otondo' n now naijaobi sayin 'we 're actin like kids'. I started diz thread so we cud come 2geda n help urselves wit diverse info's n opinions. D fun n jokes were really cool, but its obviously doin more harm dan good. It boils me 2 take insults just cuz m jovial. Moreso, i doubt if any1 here can relate 2 d lifestyle i lived let alone disrespect me in real life. If u have doubts, i'd luv 2 meet u in person.
Finally, I've decided to just step aside n watch d thread flow. i'd always make it thru anytin witout any1.

bro otondo means corper to ma own lil understandin of it,coz datz wot i and ma friendz call each oda,if twas disrespectful to u any way...from 1 matured mind to anoda ayam SORRY and pls dont b vexed,i wont do it again

9-zeros:
say wat!? mudafucka r u stup*id?

nope i'm not,guez u r

Shygal: E neva 2late @ all. Welcom oooo jare!

shygal mucho gracias prenty prenty...werrin i bin don miss?

Tanx chief servant soon to b OtOndO 9-zeros

9-zeros:
notin much. my guy dey serve there, dem dey pay 5k. e go make sense if na asaba u get ppa cuz e dey developed but i no sure about electricity.

na wa,na coz of d nature of course wey i study na hin wan make me push enta delta,i knw bout how much dey pay buh e get 1 job for there worth around 25k/month wey i wan try obtain + oda tinz n not forgetin bein close to ma 1 n only nephew

Make una make some noise bout delta tinz naw

T.stone:
u sure say u no find ursef for Maiduguri? Guy go sleep again o

uncle no b drim all does drimz o na myke

9-zeros:
notin do u boss. just drop ur 4 crates of star n 2 rat poison.

done already,i jus bluetooth all to uncle boda T.stone....1ce again i hail o chairman bros chief servant 9-zeros

9-zeros:
d ppa is neva a problem: teachin, local govt or ministry as long as u're posted to a gud area. d pay is stil dsame. if u get a priv schl, u can also be paid d same amount dat d govt pays. d area u get matters most some villages in dat state beats a scary movie. no jokes.
as postin area, i know of emene. mehn, d roads ar gud and dey get at least 23hrs electricity EVERYDAY. i can swear wit my uncle's life (uncle t-stone). 70% of dat state gets steady power supply, but i'm not familiar wit d names of places cuz emene was my main base.

guy u criously makin me consider enugu o,buh i'm kinda soo hooked to delta...u sabi anyfin bout delta wey u fit share wif me

mykejones: *stretchin my legs and flexing my hands and yarnin*
Good mornin ya'al.
Hey boo..hope u slept wel?
I was jus dreamin all night long. I been see myself for Kano. I rush wake up. I slept again,saw myself in Lagos. I awake quick quick. I stl see my sef 4 PH, Makurdi, Abj and Enugu. I jus dey de run about for dream..all in one night fa.
Now am awake..and very confused!
God dey!

so u no even c ur sef for ur papa house??..myke na wa 2 u o

I no knw say mx children dey ere sef...moshood et flairlady i c una jare...9-zeros,shygal,uncle broda t.stone i troway salute o hope say e neva 2l8 to join una for ere??

moshoodn: [size=20pt] THIS IS TO ALL FUTMINNA GRADS
AS WE SPEAK, OUR NAMES ARE IN THE STUDENTS AFFAIRS TO BE SENT TO NYSC.
Some of my guys have even seen their names, mine inclusive.
JUST START PREPARING TO GO FOR YOUR CLEARANCE COS ITS IN FULL SWING NOW.
Results will be approved by the senate finally tomorrow almost 8 months after grad. . . Na wa for them sha.
RELAX guys. . .
I graduated from the dept of Biochemistry. . . Also an ex-president of the School of Science. . .
See you in MX soon. . . You can add me, if you want to be updated by the day. . .[/size]

moshoodn: [size=20pt] THIS IS TO ALL FUTMINNA GRADS
AS WE SPEAK, OUR NAMES ARE IN THE STUDENTS AFFAIRS TO BE SENT TO NYSC.
Some of my guys have even seen their names, mine inclusive.
JUST START PREPARING TO GO FOR YOUR CLEARANCE COS ITS IN FULL SWING NOW.
Results will be approved by the senate finally tomorrow almost 8 months after grad. . . Na wa for them sha.
RELAX guys. . .
I graduated from the dept of Biochemistry. . . Also an ex-president of the School of Science. . .
See you in MX soon. . . You can add me, if you want to be updated by the day. . .[/size]

moshoodn: [size=20pt] THIS IS TO ALL FUTMINNA GRADS
AS WE SPEAK, OUR NAMES ARE IN THE STUDENTS AFFAIRS TO BE SENT TO NYSC.
Some of my guys have even seen their names, mine inclusive.
JUST START PREPARING TO GO FOR YOUR CLEARANCE COS ITS IN FULL SWING NOW.
Results will be approved by the senate finally tomorrow almost 8 months after grad. . . Na wa for them sha.
RELAX guys. . .
I graduated from the dept of Biochemistry. . . Also an ex-president of the School of Science. . .
See you in MX soon. . . You can add me, if you want to be updated by the day. . .[/size]

guy u fit help me check ma own...finished from mech eng...ma names are shaibu sadiq

kelvs4u: My guy frm wat departmnt did u graduate frm in futminna

mech eng wot bout u bro

make una chill, we are all gouna serve come july includin futminna