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Nigeria Police arrested u and collected ur phone, a text message came in saying, Abeg if u dey come buy one AK-47 and 4 bullets make we take am do night things......Now how do you explain to d Nigerian police that ur friend meant a vodka (AK47) and 4 energy drinks(bullets)....to make matters worse, ur friend name is Robert but u save it as ROB-1 as contact. What will u do to convince a Nigeria police........wahala dey

macsilver:
Thank you for your maturity in replying my post, I was expecting the usual trolling and all but you u disappointed me. You just succeeded in proving to me that not all Muslims are violent.
However, in reference to my previous post, I would say that I believe that some parts of the holg book asked the muskimsm faithfuls to force the unbelievers to pay some fines, or to kill them. I'll get back to you on the verses later.

waiting for the verses

macsilver:
Evel lies in man, and not his religion. I wnt u to understand that every man has evil in his heart. People are just oblivious of that. They only need something to catalyse the manifestation of the evil and immorality in them, hence the pastors reasons for acting the way they did.
However, none of them stood up to say they were inspired by the bible or that they were spoken to by the supreme being ordering them to kill, etc in the name of the redeemer, Jesus for 7 virgins or any reward whatsoever.
However, looking at the other side, I wouldn't be subjective, but its an obvious fact that the level of violence in the WORLD today has been from the side of the religious fanatics which I simply term as religious 'lunatics'. Ask any one of them what inspires them to kill or to be violent, they would refer you back to their holy books. Ive at least seen a video clip of a group of men reciting some verses of the holy book before beheading a fellow human kneeling right before them, hands tied, neck clogged and legs also tied.
Furthermore, I find it rather funny for people to keep saying "our religion is a religion of peace"
Really?
Peace?
And yet you drive spears into the necks of peoe of other religions just because they are unbelievers of your religion?
Im a living witness who barely survived the attacks in kano in the year 1999. Op, I would need u to leave your comfort zone, go into the hearts of the North and see what tribulations the Christians are facing.
An example is the locking up of a church and the worshippers therein and burning of the entire church leaving the people to burn in agony, crying and shouting out to their God.
And what were they reciting while burning other people? Allahu Akbar. Indeed.
Please keep this at the back of your mind. And always remember that someone said this
The next world war would fought between the Muslims and the entire world. Its gonna be a religious war where other countries "might" join forces to "defend" themselves from the Muslins. Take note of my quotations

i understand u but believe me prophet Mohammed SAW didn't do any of this and you can get your self an English Quran if u don't understand Arabic. Allah never command us in the holy Quran to shed innocent blood. The people killing aren't doing it for religion. Islam never preach shedding innocent blood. We are peaceful.

THE ISLAMAPHOBIC MEDIA (1)
It is against the letter and spirit of Islam to be despondent. The current horrible tide of Islamaphobia and biasness of the media are not new. But we should remember that it is in the very nature of falsehood to vaporize when truth takes its true shape. The very weapons of Islamaphobia shall once again become its tools for returning souls to Allah.
Were pastor Akanji Oluwaseun, Emmanuel and their accomplice who abducted schoolgirls in Ikorodu Muslims, what do you think the headlines will be by now? ‘Boko Haram shifts base to South West’, ‘Muslims Kidnappers at it again’, ‘Ikorodu girls kidnapped by Muslim terrorists’, ‘new tactics of the Muslim terrorist’; etc. Already we have been told he is a fake pastor. Perhaps, we will be properly guided if we can have the list of all fake pastors so that when they kidnap or kill next time, we will not be surprise! Thank God, they are not Muslims.
When one pastor, in Osun state, organized members to attack a church in the regalia of Muslims, he said it was a drama, it went into cooler. When one Christian law student in UI entered the mosque on a Friday to shout Jesus while the faithful were praying it went into the cooler; when a Christian principal flogged a Junior girl 43 strokes, no media deem it fit to give it coverage because it is a Muslim girl!
You will not see any Muslim attacking or attributing the actions of Reverend King, the molester and murderer, who even killed a member of his church to Christianity. There are several other cases by some so called-pastors raping, embezzling, do we say Christianity sends them? No, it is their human propensity that must be condemned by all human beings.
Muslims hate no one as we all have right to our religion by law. But why can’t our so-called counterparts allow peace to reign. When Sani Yerima married one young lady, it was the talk of the town, there are thousands of such happenings where no media is turning search light; when Sanusi Lamido married too it was the talk of the town.
But history has it that King Richard II (1400 AD) married a 7yr old girl, Henry VIII (1500 AD) married a 6yr old, the Catholic Encyclopedia says” Mary the mother of Jesus was 12 when she married 99 old Joseph”; and the Bible says “but save for yourselves every GIRL who has never slept with a man” (Numbers 31:17-18); examples abound but a seasoned historian simply knows that many socio-climatic factors determine marriages across climes and times.
What makes Ese/Yunusa’s case so special? How many of the so-called religionists are its true adherents? A lot of such happen all the time but makes no headlines but because for whatever reason he is a Kano Muslim boy from the Sanusi Lamido’s enclave, the news must go sensational. I ask what exactly is the national gain in hypocritically blowing the issue out of proportion. Thank God, the Muslim scholars have spoken on the issue. It is clearly one of those media manipulations. I am very sure if the boy is from the Eastern or western part, it may not make any news.
One who lives in a glass house should not throw stone at others. A lot of terrible and criminal acts and rituals are being perpetrated by some so-called pastors or church leaders, locally and internationally, we hear, we read, we see on YouTube. People forget that the greatest gift of the global village is information. We read about breast sucking and ritual pastors, etc, and our media are either silent or explain it away as ‘fake pastors, devilish man of God’, etc.
President Buhari’s trip to Saudi Arabia and even entering the Kabah is tilted to mean that he wants to Islamise Nigeria; whereas former president Jonathan’s several trips to Israel was a prayer for the country and no any Christian coloration was attached. Students of history know the strategic divisive role Israel plays in the world; the arms deal during Jonathan cum those involved was never linked with Christianity; were it to happen during Buhari, the media would have captioned as ” Buhari prepares for Jihad buying armament..”.
Let us always treat issues based on their context and condemn evil no matter the perpetrator whether Imam or Reverend, Pope or Sultan, evil is evil, we should make our thorough investigation and research and should not tilt towards injustice. I am afraid that in the near future, if there are no sanctions on this kind of bias reporting, the media may plunge this nation into ethno-religious war. No nation goes into such and come back to normalcy easily.
These attacks, biases will breed nothing but widening of gaps of intolerance. The tide is already changing. An instance is how youths have engaged the Lagos state government on the issue of Hijaab even to the level of Appeal court. These coming youths are more informed and aware of how their fathers suffered in the hands of Christian missionaries when they had to change their names from Rasheed to Richard as an example. Some of them attended public schools where enmity against Islam is not hidden.
It is really high time Muslims returned and lived by the ideals of Islam. They should be consistent in their practice of Islam. The well-to-do and the few politicians should know that Allah will take them to account in the hereafter. One of the greatest services our rich men can render to Islam in the modern times is to invest more on media to enlighten and counter attacks on Islam. Let our Ramadan media patronage be around the year. There may perhaps be the need to boycott media platforms that are acrimonious to Islam.
Adeniyi O.Z. (PhD)
omotopeadeniyi@gmail.com

May God help this country cos money is not easy

President muhamodu buhari during his campaign promised to pay 5000 to poor Nigerians but had to rescind his decision in Qatar, saying he would rather invest in agriculture mining and infrastructure than pay the money.
Expert in the house, what is ur take on this
is our president right on this?.

Which one will u go for...please be sincere.

Unilorin iyaff enter it o

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.
~By Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~By Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."
~By George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
~By Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
~By Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
~By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
~By Tommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
~By Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
~By David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing!
~By Jay Leno

"The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife"
~By Brandon Breezy

I pity men
and to women

Simplesen:
Yes...you can. it is not really as important as they (NYSC) make mention of it cos I never tendered one in camp but still, I will advise you to complain at any JAMB office for future reference. You rr safe.

thank u sir

TruthHurts1:
Are you sure that Admission Letter is a requirement for Youth Service? I thought it is the Degree Certificate that matters the most.

am not sure sir
thank u sir

niceeric:
as far as I know, you only need a valid school identity card and your call up letter and ofcourse some passports In camp for registration
I don't know of ever needing admission letter.. once your details are right i.e jamb number, date of birth and you're cleared to graduate by your school senate, you av no problem
I served c14 so I don't think much ought to av changed now...nothing concern admission letter as far as I know, wetin your school's student affairs office sends to nysc is what nysc would use

thanks so much sir really appreciate

I have a serious issue here and i want people with matured mind to please help me out.
i finished my secondary school in year 2010 and since then have been looking for admission. I wrote jamb twice, passed them but never met unilag cut off mark for final exam. So fast forward to 2012 i wrote my 3rd jamb passed also and fortunately for me i was given admission to study business administration in unilag and at the same time accounting in yabatech i.e 2 schools offered me admission together. When i was about starting unilag registration that is screening and i had to print my admission letter but only saw the one for yabatech. So i went with everything they asked me to bring for screening except unilag admission letter because i can't find it on my jamb portal. So having checked everything, i was asked of my admission letter i.e unilag own and explained everything to them and was asked to go and reject yabatech admission to continue with the registration so i went to yabatech and rejected the admission. I started my school life well in unilag and presently am in my final year first semester. The big problem here is that up till now i don't have unilag admission letter on my jamb portal and i was told that i really need it for my NYSC.
Pls nairalanders how do i go about it cos am fed up. Have gone to senate to explain myself but they aren't really taking it serious and i have limited time.
pls help me out nairalanders. Any solution? And can i also serve without the admission letter? .
the mods should pls help in circulating this

Ronaldo: Messi owes me! - Goal.com
http://m.goal.com/s/en-ng/news/4055/main/2016/01/18/19467872/ronaldo-messi-owes-merolific striker and also a part-time interpreter: the Portugal international explained to reporters how he helped out his rival with language issues and now expects to be paid
click here..
Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo affirmed that he now enjoys a better relationship with Lionel Messi, while pointing out that he is still awaiting payment for translation services at the Ballon d'Or.

The pair have long been rivals for football's most coveted individual prizes, with either Messi or Ronaldo taking the last eight Ballon d'Or trophies.

But speaking after Madrid's 5-1 demolition of Sporting Gijon, the Portuguese striker insisted that any supposed tensions with the Barcelona man had thawed.





"We have become closer, we have always enjoyed a good relationship but perhaps in the last few years it has become a little closer," he told reporters at the Bernabeu.

Messi and Ronaldo shared the stage alongside Neymar at the Ballon d'Or presentation ceremony in Zurich, and the former Manchester United revealed that he had come to the Barcelona pair's rescue.

"When we were up there on the stage neither Messi nor Neymar speaks English, and I was their translator," he laughed.

"I spoke with them later and told them not to forget to pay me later for the translation!"

finalboss:
endtime question .
The ansa is 10#

how sir

hopelink1:
50

How sir

chocolateme:
My dear.. After reading this thread up, down, front and back, I observed that I am one of the 95 out of 100 you referred to.
I am sorry I don't know the answer, I chop my school fees.

think

INTROVERT:
easy

answer

95% Will Fail This.....!
Your N50 Fell Out From Your Pucket And
Someone Picked It, And The Person Happens To
Owe You N10 So The Person Paid You With The
N50 You Gave Him Back A Change Of N40.
How Much Did You Lose....??

Blurr:
Nd dey also behead any1 who failed
to recite d bible offhand?

read more about kkk before u spit it out

omostar:
On the contrary, they refer to the cross burning as "cross lighting" and that their fires symbolize faith in Christ.

Here is a quote from the The Knight's Party website



http://kkk.bz/?page_id=2896

i love ur research and the way u enlightened the lazy man who jumped into conclusion without having much knowledge

In this April 30, 2008, file photo Senate President Pro Tem Sen. Robert Byrd., D-W.Va., bangs the gavel on Capitol Hill in Washington prior to a joint meeting of Congress. Byrd, a former member of the Ku Klux Klan and a one-time opponent of civil rights legislation, is endorsing Barack Obama for the Democratic presidential nomination and says Obama has the qualities to end the Iraq war. In a written statement, Byrd called Obama “a shining young statesman, who possesses the personal temperament and courage necessary to extricate our country from this costly misadventure in Iraq.”

In this Jan. 29, 2007 picture, James Ford Seale is escorted to a waiting prison van at the federal courthouse in Jackson, Miss. A federal appeals court on Tuesday, Sept. 9, 2008 overturned the conviction of the reputed Ku Klux Klan member serving three life sentences for his role in the 1964 abduction and killing of two black teenagers, Charles Eddie Moore and Henry Hezekiah Dee, both 19.

Former Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan Samuel H. Bowers of Laurel, Miss., is escorted by lawmen from the Forrest County Courthouse, in Hattiesburg, Miss., in this Friday, Aug. 21,1998 file photo following his conviction on murder and arson charges stemming from the 1966 firebombing death of black Hattiesburg businessman Vernon Dahmer Sr. Bowers, who was serving a life sentence for the 1966 bombing death of the civil rights leader, died Sunday, Nov. 5, 2006 in a state penitentiary, officials said. He was 82.

James Meredith, center, marches through rural Oakland, Miss.,, June 27, 1967 seemingly unaware of a fading Ku Klux Klan sign painted on a store front during the fourth day of his walk through Mississippi. Newsmen recalled that the sign was freshly painted during a march last summer when Meredith was gunned down but noted this year that the letters are now fading with time.

Members of the Ku Klux Klan, wearing traditional white hoods and robes, stand back and watch with their arms crossed after burning a 15-foot cross at Tampa, Fla., Jan. 30, 1939.

SHAMHOOD:
Ku Klux Klan members parade past the U.S. Treasury building in Washington, D.C. in 1925. (AP Photo)

wake up

A hangman’s noose dangling from an automobile driven by a hooded Ku Klux Klan member is among the grim warnings to blacks to stay away from the voting places in the municipal primary election at Miami, Fla., on May 3, 1939. In spite of the threats, 616 blacks exercised their right to vote.

Ku Klux Klan members parade past the U.S. Treasury building in Washington, D.C. in 1925. (AP Photo)

Terrorism in the world aren't not religiously but politically motivated. Mohammed never preach terrorism just like Jesus.
If you are calling Muslims terrorists, what will you call the christain protestant group called KLU KLUX KLAN (KKK)?.
Let me give u the details of what they did, and what they are still doing in the world and America never call them terrorists or bad names.

The story of the Klu Klux Klan in pictures: racism, civil rights and murder.

THE Klu Klux Klan was once powerful. The Far Right, anti-immigration, anti-Catholic, anti-black, anti-Jew, anti-anything not white and Protestant and lately pro-Nazi group  has been a fixture of the US political lanscape ever since it was founded in 1865. Follow me while i give u the stories with pictures