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I for lyk mek 9ja breakup shaaaaa

Okoya: Oga, Madam & Ekene. Ekene is a house boy who
drinks the
wine of his Boss with impunity then
adds water to cover his tracks.
His Boss was suspicious & decided to
buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if u add water just like dettol). Unknowing,
Ekene, drank from d wine
& topped it up with water as usual.
Sadly for him, immediately he added
water, d pasties became milky & when d
Boss came back & noticed it, he knew he had nailed Ekene. Ekene knew he was in trouble & decided to
stay put in d kitchen when his boss came home.
The Boss told his wife about what he
observed.
“Ekene!”, he called from the sitting
room. He answered: “Yes, Boss”.
“Who drank my pasties?”.
Ekene :No answer.
The Boss asked again: still no answer.
Then d Boss went to the kitchen 2meet him there:
“Are u insane or what? Why when I call u say “yes boss” but when I ask you a
question u don’t answer me? ”
Ekene retorted, “Hmmm oga when u are in d kitchen u
don’t understand
anything at all, except ur name.” “Is that so?” asked
the boss, “Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I’ll go into d kitchen & then ask me a question”
Ekene accepted. When his boss was in d kitchen he
shouts: “Boss”. “Yes, ikem” his Boss answers. Ekene
then asks, “Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when
Madam is not at home?”
No answer. D boy shouted again: “Boss, I say who dey sneak to
d maids room when madam no dey house?”
No answer.
The Boss came out from the kitchen
shouting, “Wonders will never cease!
Ekene, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one’s
name.”
D wife interrupted, “That’s not true. It’s
a lie without argument.”
Ekene asked if
she’ll enter d magic kitchen 2 be tested. She agreed.
Ekene asks madam, “Who’s junior’s biological father?
Me or oga?”
Madam madly rushed out of the
kitchen saying, “This kitchen needs to be fumigated I
can't hear anything."

lol

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calabaman: For a virgin u sure do have a dirty mouth Poster

calabaman: For a virgin u sure do have a dirty mouth Poster

[quote author=OK=2=NV][size=20pt]OP has conceded.
I hereby declare this sh1tty thread closed.

You may all go fornicate as you wish.[/size][/quote]*jaw drops*

Ok=2=Nv truce right?

[quote author=OK=2=NV]you need to understand that this thread is not about you anymore and as such gtfo![/quote]hahahahahaha... I come in peace this time.

ijebabe: See derailing!

lol

[quote author=OK=2=NV]I just can't stop myself when the opportunity arrives.

wanna know how i got these scars?[/quote]i kan tel dat u like sex alot...

I kan bet, u dont wait for opportunities to arrive u creat opportunities. >Dogie am back.

Who's got d latest news on NYSC?

[quote author=OK=2=NV][/quote]oops! I think i'd kill u instead. So i kan giv yur bones to rats. Ha...Ha cuz u SUCK!!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Now this is interesting[/quote]hahahahahahaha! no mind dat broke ass dogie

[quote author=OK=2=NV]>>makes a post about not getting any
>>expects to get an award for preference to masturb@tion
>>gets mad when told the obvious; aint getting none because he is an ugly maggot

Mah friend you are one piece of work[/quote]yeah atleast i got ur atention... Am yur boss, am superior... [quote author=OK=2=NV]>>makes a post about not getting any
>>expects to get an award for preference to masturb@tion
>>gets mad when told the obvious; aint getting none because he is an ugly maggot

Mah friend you are one piece of work[/quote]yeah atleast i got a topic whr u talk under... Am yur boss, am superior. u lil filty dogie ...

[quote author=OK=2=NV]in this world there are only 2 kind of people.
those who get to phuck and those that get phucked.
obviously you don't belong to the first group.[/quote]yeah and i dont belong in any of ur dicck headed groups. Am a free man. Yeah i knw u're a "Dög" Wake up dogie! Hey i just realized: u r worse dan a dog....

inshort u b *dog shìt* LMAO

[quote author=OK=2=NV]and you are dikless spine who makes pathetic posts about not getting any.

Die a virgin and end you genealogical mistake, ugly ahole![/quote]*ears closed* kant listen 2 a goat fuccker like ya.

[quote author=OK=2=NV][b]What the phuck did you just phucking say about me, you little b1tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the phuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my phucking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh1t to me over the Internet? Think again, phucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're phucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh1t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your phucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn 1d1ot. I will sh1t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're phucking dead, kiddo.[/b][/quote]bla bla bla bla bla simple words 2 describe u => u are just a "dicckk head"

[quote author=OK=2=NV]I bet you are one ugly phuck[/quote]yeah... But not as ugly as ur fat assss dad...

flairlady: Op,dont mind them,they are just jeolous,keep it up,you are not alone

abi? U too much... i knw say u b too.

mart2k: so we should run away because of ur stupidity

who b dis idiòt wey no d read b4 him reply... *Hissing*

Adetayo100: And so what, u better try se.x and get disvirgined beside how many award av u won for been a friend

my brou!! Heavenly awards dem full o. Trust meeeee

calabaman: So poster u wanna start a Virgin only club or what? Jeez no be by force to open thread oo! SMH

hahahahahahaha *thread indeed* my brou...

gidiMonsta: There are 3 scenarios here;

1. You're very bored and looking for a way to make your miserable existence bearable,

2. You're a gay or

3. You're just plain dumb.

Wetin concern us with your level of sexual experience?

dis guy na goat head

Shygal: benue state university and u?

... Unical

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]WTF is this nonsense? [/color][/quote]sake of say u loose ur own virginity no mean say mek u hate me! Or abi i resembl person wey deflower u?

claire190: OP RE U SURE UR JOYSTICK IS WORKING.WORK ON IT OR U RE NOT PRIVELAGED.

ha..Ha.. nothng do me. I strong wella. I had my chances. Bt i didnt do it. just wana b a gud guy

[quote author=life_style]How old RE YOU ? [/quote]am 27

joeydozzy: I wish I were.

ha...Ha.... So how many u don nack so far? E reach 5? Oh sory i meant 2 say 5000?

Shygal: haha, all join. Am prepard 4 any state o!

which skul did u graduate from?

joeydozzy: Congrats

u sound so cosy... I know u ar a virgin like me.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Do you have a degree in stupidity?[/quote]mayb you have. Cuz i askd a question. And i expectd an answer not another question. YOU "DICK HEAD"

Shygal: #tinkin# Dis 1 dt our states hv bin allocated, hmmmn! Wid dis DG shufflin tin, Only God knws d state i'v bin posted 2... It cud b enugu whc i wanted or any oda state @ all, mayb dts whr am gon be shwn favour by God. Wel, my mind is set 4any state o! Afta all i hv ntin 2 loose coz mine didnt involve any cash. I jus hd sm couple of frnds hu offerd 2 help me. BabaGOD u knw d best! Unto ur hands i commit ma NYSC state... Anyway, lemme stop tinkin o! I dnt wnt 2hv a high BP coz of NYSC. Happy PENTECOST n Happy Children's day to evry1.

i just saw ur name under bornu list... lol

Can i get a virgin like me in Nigeria?

every guy i ever talked wiv said he's had sex before. That makes me the only virgin guy in Nigeria.

Mr(smal)cork u dont have a pic here y? :-p