naijaobi:
MY SUNDAY HAS BEEN COOL O.. HW IS IT GOING OVA THERE?

naijaobi: [size=18pt]I GUESS ITS HIGH TIME I PLANNED A COUP HERE [/size]

naijaobi: IT SEEMS AM THE ONLY ONE IN DA HOUSE....

A man was making LOVE to
a village girl, she suddenly
realized he was not using a
condom. she asked him;
Are you not using condom?
the man
answered yes, and the girl
asked; hope you
don't have HIV/AIDs? the
man
responded NO.
The Girl then said "thank God
i don't want to get that
thing againooo, once bitten
twice shy"....
The Man fainted......lol...

sammygold: Hapi sunday 2 evrybody in da house... Guess wat? I just asked God nt to border abt me bt grant evry1 of u his/her choice state. I just pray wia eva we wil b posted to takes us to d eldorado of a succesful career n great accomplishment. Luv u all.

ujchief:
sigba hornie, i heard we can groove the camp with green sneakers, part of the national colour. I've got green cover shoes for u, with high heels, can i send them thru?

9-zeros:
I'd be travelin 2 abj 2marow to handle some bizness.
@mosh: pls take charge of d big house while am gone.
@sigba: i'l give u my office keys. Pls dont let any1 inside my office especially d vice chairman (mr. Mosh) cuz i no trust dat guy at all.

9-zeros:

sigba is not experienced in d big house politics. lets give it some time.

moshoodn:
[size=18pt]YOU ARE LEAVING THE OFFICE IN CAPABLE HANDS. . .

AS PER SIGBA, I COULD WOO HER INTO LETTING ME IN TO THE INNER CHAMBERS!![/size]

9-zeros:

aaaaaaah! sigba beware!

sammygold: Hapi sunday 2 evrybody in da house... Guess wat? I just asked God nt to border abt me bt grant evry1 of u his/her choice state. I just pray wia eva we wil b posted to takes us to d eldorado of a succesful career n great accomplishment. Luv u all.

Shygal: nope...am a Gentile. Lol

naijaobi: DO YOU BELIEVE THAT...., INFACT NOT BELIEVE, DOY YOU KNOW THAT 92% people wet the toothbrush after applying the paste.... are you among them?

sigba:
Wow, it's my pleasure sir. I'll handle the keys to ur office with uttermost care.

Shareboyz: Who's got d latest news on NYSC?

naijaobi: [size=18pt]I GUESS ITS HIGH TIME I PLANNED A COUP HERE [/size]

ujchief:
i'v got ur back! Its either we're incorporated into the board of directors or me over throw this govt! *carries play-card* We no go gree-oh, we no go gree!

naijaobi: SINCE U NO WAN STAY ONE PLACE, MEK I TIE U DOWN..

BJ88:
how are u doing?

Okoya: Oga, Madam & Ekene. Ekene is a house boy who
drinks the
wine of his Boss with impunity then
adds water to cover his tracks.
His Boss was suspicious & decided to
buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if u add water just like dettol). Unknowing,
Ekene, drank from d wine
& topped it up with water as usual.
Sadly for him, immediately he added
water, d pasties became milky & when d
Boss came back & noticed it, he knew he had nailed Ekene. Ekene knew he was in trouble & decided to
stay put in d kitchen when his boss came home.
The Boss told his wife about what he
observed.
“Ekene!”, he called from the sitting
room. He answered: “Yes, Boss”.
“Who drank my pasties?”.
Ekene :No answer.
The Boss asked again: still no answer.
Then d Boss went to the kitchen 2meet him there:
“Are u insane or what? Why when I call u say “yes boss” but when I ask you a
question u don’t answer me? ”
Ekene retorted, “Hmmm oga when u are in d kitchen u
don’t understand
anything at all, except ur name.” “Is that so?” asked
the boss, “Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I’ll go into d kitchen & then ask me a question”
Ekene accepted. When his boss was in d kitchen he
shouts: “Boss”. “Yes, ikem” his Boss answers. Ekene
then asks, “Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when
Madam is not at home?”
No answer. D boy shouted again: “Boss, I say who dey sneak to
d maids room when madam no dey house?”
No answer.
The Boss came out from the kitchen
shouting, “Wonders will never cease!
Ekene, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one’s
name.”
D wife interrupted, “That’s not true. It’s
a lie without argument.”
Ekene asked if
she’ll enter d magic kitchen 2 be tested. She agreed.
Ekene asks madam, “Who’s junior’s biological father?
Me or oga?”
Madam madly rushed out of the
kitchen saying, “This kitchen needs to be fumigated I
can't hear anything."

ujchief:
i'v got ur back! Its either we're incorporated into the board of directors or me over throw this govt! *carries play-card* We no go gree-oh, we no go gree!

moshoodn:

[size=18pt]FOR YOUR INFORMATION. . . GENERAL T.STONE UNDER THE AUSPICES OF THE GRAND COMMANDER, 9-ZEROS IS LEADING AN ARMADA OF THE NAVAL BEASTS TO COVER THE TERRITORIAL WATERS FROM THE BLACK LAGOON OF LAGOS TO THE DELTA REGIONS IN THE SOUTH AND AS FAR AS EYES CAN SEE!!!!
THE GRAND COMMANDER HIMSELF JUST CANCELLED THE FOI BILL AND HE IS LEADING THE ARMOURY TO COVER AS FAR AS THE HINTERLANDS!!!
AS FOR ME, I HAVE GOT SO MANY JET FIGHTERS MENACING THE SKY. . .JUST STEP OUTSIDE AND SEE THE SKY SO DARK!!!!!

IN SUMMARY, EMPLOY AS MANY CROONIES AS YOU CAN, BUT YOU'VE GOT NOT A CHANCE!!!!!!!!

WE ARE WATCHING YOU!!!!! THIS IS THE ERA OF THE BLACK CHIEFS! [/size]

ujchief:
send the secretary out and invite me, lets mess his desk up